The tulle vacuum maid's breast is whirling, she lowers her waist and turns around to place the meal, and her horse draws her bow in a volley, all of which are done in one go.
The bow string faces Zhu Pingan directly,
As the maid opened her bow, the thin gauze skirt on her body suddenly slipped off, revealing pure white. The Chinese army's tent was undefended...
The moment her gauze skirt slipped down, a BGM seemed to sound:
Love is like blue sky and white clouds
Clear sky and sudden storm
Nowhere to hide is always unexpected
…
Indeed, the maid fired her bow in a single stroke in the air, it was so sudden that it was unexpected and caught off guard!
For example, our classmate Ouyang Zishi.
Ouyang Zishi was sitting on the left hand side of Zhu Pingan, very close to him. The maid stretched her bow in a straight line. The direction of the bowstring was facing Zhu Pingan, and 90% of the way towards Ouyang Zishi. There was nothing in front of the bowstring. The Chinese army's tent was in full view. Except for Zhu Ping'an, who was in the brunt of the attack, he was the one who saw it most clearly.
Unprepared and caught off guard, such a clear and moving scenery appeared in Ouyang Zishi's eyes. Ouyang Zishi was so excited that his blood pressure suddenly rushed to the top of his head, his chest also rose and fell violently, and his face suddenly flushed. His eyes were red, his eyes were wide and round, his mouth was wide open, his breathing was thick and fast, he couldn't help but swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, and then two streams of bright red nosebleeds gurgled down from his nostrils...
Even though the nosebleed flowed into his mouth, Ouyang Zishi didn't know it and still looked at it with a look of fascination. He just thought it was ordinary sweat flowing into his mouth. He subconsciously raised his arm and wiped it with his sleeve. As a result, His face was bloody and his sleeves were stained with blood, making it look like a murder scene.
The same is true for Ouyang Zishi, but what about Zhu Pingan, who was the first to charge, with the best vision, the best distance, and the best position? !
Well
Zhu Pingan's reaction was completely different from Ouyang Zishi's.
Zhu Ping'an was also unprepared and caught off guard when he faced the bowstring. He was even more caught off guard than Ouyang Zishi.
"Bad review......"
But after the moment when he was caught off guard, Zhu Pingan calmly turned his head away and uttered two words silently. If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools. If you don't understand this principle, of course you will give a bad review.
Say it!
Yan Shifan's debauchery is truly well-deserved!
A dish can be made so fragrant and dazzling. It seems that the gentle chair, jade screen, white jade cup, etc. are not fabricated.
When Zhu Ping'an calmly turned his head and slandered Yan Shifan, the maid serving the dishes was no longer calm.
If it hadn't been for Master Yan's hint just now, he wouldn't have used this technique to serve food. This method of serving food is his trump card. He never uses it easily, but once he uses it, he is always invincible. Last time, an old Confucian scholar in his fifties was invited to have a drink with the adults. When he opened his mouth at the wine table, he always said "Zi Yue" and "Zi Yue" when he closed his mouth. After he used this trick to serve the food, the old man revealed his true colors on the spot and held her in his arms.
But why did he fail today? How could this hot-blooded little official be so calm? !
However, when she saw Ouyang Zishi's nose bleeding next to Zhu Pingan, the maid felt a little more balanced.
"Sir, please use it slowly."
Seeing Zhu Ping'an calmly turning his head away, the maid knew that her temptation had failed, so she lowered her legs and said softly.
After the maid put down her legs, the scenery disappeared. Only then did Ouyang Zishi look back with unfulfilled interest, and then noticed Zhu Pingan's gaze. At this time, Ouyang Zishi remembered that when the maid fired her bow, he had been fascinated by it, but Zhu Pingan seemed to have turned his head immediately.
Looking at me like this? !
Um?
The mouth shows signs of opening!
Want to laugh at me? !
snort!
Then I will strike first.
"Haha, the number one scholar is really weak at concentration. Just now he turned his head away and didn't dare to look..."
Ouyang Zishi laughed before Zhu Pingan could speak. He used Luo Ziyu's words to mock Zhu Pingan just now and mocked Zhu Pingan again.
"You'd better wipe it off first and then talk."
Zhu Pingan looked at Ouyang Zishi calmly, took out a square towel laid out from under the dinner plate, and threw it to Ouyang Zishi.
The fat duck paddling handkerchief in her sleeve was sewn by Li Shu herself, and she was reluctant to give it to him.
"What to wipe?"
Ouyang Zishi looked at Zhu Pingan speechlessly, feeling that Zhu Pingan was very baffled at this moment.
Pass yourself a towel to wipe your sweat? !
Do you want to show your favor? !
I'm sorry, but I don't accept the sworn hatred between you and me! Ouyang Zishi remembered that Zhu Pingan had snatched his title of No. 1 Scholar and had a private meeting with Miss Yan Er. He couldn't help but feel angry. He raised his head and raised his chin, and rolled his eyes at Zhu Pingan with disdain, like a proud bird. Like a big cock.
"Ahem, Ouyang, your nose is bleeding."
When Ouyang Zishi raised his head proudly, an official next to him coughed, pushed his arm, and reminded him.
nosebleed? !
When Ouyang Zishi heard this, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He slowly lowered his head and pouted. Sure enough, he saw a patch of blood.
I actually had a nosebleed? !
"Ahem..."
Ouyang Zishi coughed awkwardly, and his face turned red as if it was about to burn. When he was panicking, he subconsciously raised his arm to wipe the blood with his sleeve, but when he raised his arm, he saw the blood on his sleeve.
So his face turned redder.
In embarrassment, his hands became even more chaotic, and he couldn't find any other towels. He had no choice but to pick up the towel Zhu Pingan had just thrown over and wiped the blood on his face. Thinking of how he had just despised Zhu Ping'an, Ouyang Zishi wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl in. It was so embarrassing.
Everyone sitting around noticed this scene, but they couldn't hold back their laughter, because they all knew the relationship between Ouyang Zishi and Yan Shifan. Ouyang Zishi was Yan Song's nephew, and he and Yan Shifan were cousins, and many people knew that. Mr. Yan Ge intended to betroth the second young lady to Ouyang Zishi. Ouyang Zishi would most likely become Yan Shifan's sister-in-law, so everyone could hold back their smiles considering Yan Shifan's appearance.
But everyone was speechless when facing Ouyang Zishi.
This is the gap. Faced with the temptation of the maid, Zhu Ping'an, the real owner of the house, turned around and got rid of the temptation immediately like no one else; you, the one who was taken along, did not face the temptation directly, but you were fascinated by it, and again Panting heavily, flushed, nosebleed, and acting so unbearably...
I just don’t know how Mr. Yan Ge would feel when he heard about this scene.
