"I want to have a home, and there is her at home. During the day, there is sex, and at night, there is sex on the balcony, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the toilet..."
The distant coast has disappeared into the horizon. Looking into the distance, you can see that the sea water and the sky are seamlessly connected, like a slowly undulating blue continent. It is impossible to tell whether it is the sea or the sky. The ship opened its white sails to face the waves, splashing waves one after another. The collision of water ships made a beautiful sound of "wow...wow..."!
The refreshing sea breeze with a fishy smell gently blew his hair. Zhu Pingan was lying on the soft couch with his legs crossed. He narrowed his eyes slightly and watched the humiliating singing and dancing in front of him. He casually picked up a plate next to the soft couch. Put the washed fruit in your mouth, and then tap the back of your leg gently with a snapping beat.
A girl from ancient times, with a slender waist, crimson lips and beaded sleeves, and a pleated skirt. Even in modern times, the lyrics and dance are extremely shameful, bringing a strong visual impact and being very provocative.
Zhu Pingan, who was admiring it with his legs crossed, was so leisurely and comfortable...
But Li Shu, who was dancing, didn't think so. Her cheeks were flushed and she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl into.
When I was young, it was okay to dance this kind of dance with Baozi's little maid, but now I dance it with Hua'er, and I really feel so ashamed. I'm twisting my butt and doing some embarrassing movements, and I feel like the flesh on my chest is shaking. .....However, Zhu Ping'an, a bad guy, likes to watch it, and deliberately threatens himself and Hua'er to dance when the story is told at the most critical moment. If they don't dance, they won't tell it. He is really a bad guy...
In addition, Li Shu had to look around from time to time while dancing, for fear of being seen by others. Although she had sent other maids and old ladies to the cabin just now, she still couldn't help but feel sneaky. Feel.
The little maid Baozi feels better, and the young lady dances with her. What else am I afraid of? It’s just that the range of some parts is much greater than the young lady’s swing range. When my uncle looked over, he still couldn't help but feel a little ashamed...
Zhu Pingan put the fruit into his mouth, pressed it down with his teeth, and the sweet juice splashed into his mouth. His eyes saw Li Shu's angry but shy look. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.
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Looking at the shy and arrogant girl who used to be so arrogant in the past, she looks very shy now. Perhaps, this shameful sex dance requires such an elegant and arrogant girl to be able to feel it.
The naturally beautiful little face has rosy cheeks and a pink mouth. His words are like pearls, his voice is as sweet and clear as a lark, and there is also a soft sense of shame. Singing this kind of banging song really makes people can't help but think about it.
"Hey, stinky toad, you've jumped twice, are you still finished?"
Li Shu looked at Zhu Pingan's intoxicated look and was so ashamed that after jumping twice, she ran to Zhu Pingan and glared at Zhu Pingan hard. Angrily, Zhu Pingan showed his little tiger fangs.
"Ah, I've already danced it twice. Why do I have to dance it twice? Just dance it once." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and put another piece of fruit into his mouth.
ah? The little maid Baozi who was still jumping was stunned, looking at Zhu Pingan with grievance like a stupid goose.
"You!" Li Shu was ashamed and annoyed when she heard this. She stamped her little foot and yelled at Zhu Pingan, "You bad guy. Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"You didn't even ask." Zhu Ping'an looked innocent, "I saw that you danced so happily, I thought you liked dancing very much."
Li Shu's pretty face turned red with embarrassment, almost dripping with water. "Who likes to dance? What are you talking about? It's not you, the bad guy, who forces others to dance!"
"That's right, my uncle is so bad~~"
The little maid Baozi also puffed up her cheeks and agreed, but when Zhu Pingan looked over, her little head quickly drooped again. There is nothing wrong with me when I dance, but I feel so shy now.
How good is my uncle? Why do you like this kind of dance with your young lady? When I was a kid, I didn't do anything about it, but now my face turns red when I dance. What do the words moma and papapa in the lyrics mean? Why do you have to do moma during the day and have sex at night? And why are you having sex everywhere?
"Hey, we've finished dancing. It's your turn to tell a story. You haven't finished telling it yet. Zhang Xiaofan and his friends from the Qingyun Sect are about to start a martial arts contest."
Li Shu walked up to Zhu Pingan, stretched out her little hand and snatched the fruit from Zhu Pingan's hand before putting it in his mouth, and urged fiercely.
"That's it, uncle, it's time for a martial arts competition. We don't want to be so appetizing." The little maid Baozi also urged him.
"Okay, okay." Zhu Pingan sat up and nodded.
Then, Li Shu and Baozi's little maid sat in rows on the soft couch opposite Zhu Pingan, holding a fruit plate with fruits and melon seeds, and listened with interest.
"After breakfast, all the disciples of Qingyun Sect came to Yunhai Square. At a glance, they saw a huge sea of people, shoulder to shoulder, and the popularity was high. It can be seen that Qingyun Sect was prosperous. On the huge square, only the period when everyone was eating Over time, eight large platforms have been erected, made of waist-thick giant trees, more than ten feet apart from each other, arranged in Bagua directions..."
Zhu Pingan sat on the soft couch, took a sip of tea, and then began to talk.
That's right, what Zhu Pingan is talking about is Xiao Ding's "Zhu Xian" that became so popular in modern times. When Zhu Pingan read "Zhu Xian", he was still in high school, and "Zhu Xian" was still serialized in novel publications. Every time When "Zhu Xian" comes out, Zhu Ping'an always rushes to the campus bookstore to read it. Because I read books quickly, I can finish them in a dozen minutes while standing in a bookstore, and then I leave with satisfaction and no need to buy anything. Therefore, every time the bookstore owner saw Zhu Ping'an coming, he always looked like he was in pain.
When Zhu Ping'an talked about "Zhu Xian" after boarding the boat, Li Shu and Bao Zi's little maid were a little disapproving at first. They preferred to listen to novels like "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". As for the cultivation of Taoism mentioned in the novel "Zhu Xian", I really can’t figure it out about Sword Flying.
How could Master Qingye of Qingyun Sect live to be more than 750 years old? How can a person stand on a sword and still fly? Can a person summon thunder and lightning by reciting a spell and waving his hand? Can you cut off a mountain with one sword?
However, as Zhu Pingan continued to talk, as Zhang Xiaofan appeared, went up the mountain to become his disciple, and Tian Linger, Baguio, Lu Xueqi and others appeared one by one, Li Shu and the little maid Baozi fell in love with Zhu Xian.
Especially when Zhu Pingan talked about the Qingyun Sect's Seven Meridians Martial Arts Competition, the two of them were like little fish biting the bait, unable to stop. So when Zhu Ping'an stopped suddenly and suggested singing and dancing, Li Shu gritted her teeth and agreed. (To be continued.)
