"Don't touch my things! Don't even look at them, do you understand?"
Li Shu's words are profound, and the people who can understand them best at this moment are probably the parties involved, Hongjian and the sixth lady of Hou Mansion.
On the surface, he was talking about things, but in fact, he was talking about Zhu Ping'an. Don’t touch my things; don’t even think about my man.
After hearing this, the sixth lady of the Hou Mansion turned red and white...
"The state has national laws and every family has its own rules. Our Marquis Mansion also has its own rules. Stealing is strictly prohibited. If found, you will be severely punished depending on the amount of stolen money. Just one tael of silver and one whip. Let me calculate how many whips I have to give you. ." Li Shu stretched out her slender hand, hooked the red chin with her nails, and said with a thoughtful look.
Then, Hong Jian's face turned pale with fright.
"However, I think Brother Zhu is about to take the palace examination. If you see bad luck, I won't have anyone whip you. It will save Brother Zhu's luck in the examination." Li Shu pursed her lips and looked at the frightened person with a smile. He picked up the red paper, and twirled the red paper's chin with his fingernails and whispered softly.
Hearing this, Hong Jian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Li Shu speak again.
"But I can't let you go like this. Stealing is shameless, so I will ask you to remember your shame and learn it in the future."
Li Shu smiled slightly, then turned to the old ladies and ordered in a cold voice, "The person who came here will strip her naked and not leave any of her clothes behind. She will be forced to kneel in the open space of the second door to let her know what shame is. Keep an eye on me carefully and report it to my aunt at noon tomorrow."
Don’t you like to take off your clothes? I’ll let you take off your clothes as much as you want! Li Shu sneered, looked at everyone, and said another sentence:
"No matter who is shameless or shameless in the future, this will be considered a minor offense!"
As soon as Li Shu finished speaking, the maids and old ladies who had been waiting for a chance to show off rolled up their sleeves and swarmed up. In just a few strokes, they pulled off all the red skirts and bijias, and then snatched off the red ones. Inside the note, there was no close-fitting clothing, not even shoes or socks.
then. The naked red paper was pulled down by the old woman and the maid, and she went to the open space at the second gate. There was no use crying, and she arrived at the open space at the second gate. Then she was pushed hard to the ground by several strong old ladies.
There was even an old woman who took it upon herself to pour a bowl full of water and put it on Hong Jian's head, asking her to hold it up. If a drop of water came out, she would be scolded.
Very quickly, the news spread throughout the entire Hou Mansion.
The stewards in the front yard also rushed to the door to see. They couldn't enter the second door, but they could climb the wall to take a look. A row of servants and stewards climbed on the wall outside the second door. They all smiled curiously and looked at the red paper kneeling naked there.
Hong Jian was naked, holding a bowl of water, a rag stuffed in her mouth, and kneeling on the open ground. Under the baptism of everyone's attention, she wanted to die. However, although the wall was close at hand, she did not have the courage to hit it.
For everything that goes on in the backyard. Zhu Ping'an, who was sleeping soundly after being drunk, knew nothing about it. The alcohol dehydrogenase in his body was working hard to decompose ethanol into acetaldehyde and then into acetic acid. However, because the amount of alcohol dehydrogenase in Zhu Ping'an's body was relatively small, he was unable to drink alcohol at that time. When Zhu Pingan woke up, it was already noon the next day.
When Zhu Ping'an opened his eyes, he saw Li Shu sitting at his desk looking through the notes he had written before, and the little maid Baozi standing next to Li Shu.
After waking up, his head still hurt a little, probably from a hangover. Zhu Pingan rubbed his forehead slightly and sat up with his hands on the bed.
"Miss, my uncle is awake."
Baozi's little maid discovered it as soon as Zhu Ping'an woke up. A pair of big eyes curved into crescent moons, and Baozi's face was full of joy.
Hearing this, Li Shu, who was flipping through the book, turned around and looked at Zhu Pingan. Nodding her head, the little maid looked at Baozi and ordered, "Hua'er, go get a bowl of honey water."
"If you don't know how to drink, don't show off. You won't feel uncomfortable." When the little maid Baozi went to mix the honey water. Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an and pouted her little mouth.
"I don't want to drink either." Zhu Pingan was slightly embarrassed and smiled bitterly.
The honey had been prepared a long time ago. The little maid Baozi went to the table in front of the door, took two spoons of honey with a spoon, poured hot water and stirred it, then she held the mixed honey water in her hands. Brought it over.
"I'll do it myself, thank you." Zhu Pingan took the honey water brought by the little maid Baozi and thanked Li Shu and the little maid Baozi.
Headaches after drinking are mainly caused by the accumulation of alcohol metabolites, such as acetaldehyde, in the body, which causes blood vessels to dilate and stimulate the nervous system, leading to symptoms such as pulsating headaches, dizziness, drowsiness, vomiting, and palpitation. The fructose, glucose and other components in honey can promote the decomposition and absorption of alcohol, accelerate the removal of alcohol from the blood, and reduce headache symptoms, especially headaches caused by hangovers.
Zhu Pingan had known this common sense for a long time, so when he saw the little maid Baozi brought honey water, he was not polite and drank it all in one gulp. Perhaps it was a psychological effect. After drinking honey water, most of the headache symptoms seemed to be reduced at once.
After drinking the honey, Zhu Pingan put the bowl on the table, and then found Li Shu staring at him with interest, as if there were flowers on his face.
By the way, I didn't drink too much and vomited into a fountain on the bed like my former roommate did, right?
Zhu Ping'an touched his face suspiciously, and found that it was dry and nothing else. Then the bedding on the bed was also clean, and there was nothing wrong with it. Why was this girl staring at him like this?
"How ugly!" Li Shu curled her lips.
I go!
After working on it for a long time, you just came up with these two words! Zhu Ping'an looked at Li Shu speechlessly. This girl had taken gunpowder so early in the morning!
"It's so ugly. I can't believe there's someone blind who wants to climb into your bed!" Li Shu showed her little tiger teeth, looked at Zhu Pingan, and rolled her eyes.
Well, the amount of information is a bit large. Does this mean that a maid tried to climb into my bed and was caught by Li Shu?
In ancient times, when most maids grew up to a certain age, they were either married to young men or resold to marry off. They had no choice in who they fell into, just like the fallen leaves blown by the autumn wind. The wind blows, and whether it falls into the brocade tent or on the dung heap, I can only leave it to fate.
As a result, some unwilling maids climbed into their master's bed for their fate and became the ancestors of mistresses.
However, it must be the maid who climbed onto the bed. Why did you grab me and squirt? Zhu Ping'an felt speechless for a while.
"Guess, how did I clean up those cheap hooves?" Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an's speechless look and couldn't help but show her little tiger teeth, smiling like a little fox.
"A woman's breasts are too thick, how could I guess that?" Zhu Pingan curled his lips.
"lecher!"
Li Shu was confused, her pretty face was red, she glared hard at Zhu Pingan and said angrily.
ah?
Baozi's little maid didn't react for a while, but she paused for two seconds before reacting. She let out a exclamation and crossed her arms in front of her to protect her. Baozi's face was redder than Li Shu's, and mine was much bigger than the lady's. ...(To be continued.)
PS: Something happened yesterday and I couldn’t update. I’ll make it up today.
