Zhu Ping'an's poem stole the show at the banquet. "Here I go to Quantai to recruit old men, and I will kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners." This poem is too shocking. What does it mean to devote oneself to death and die? This is death. Since then, I have been alive to serve my family and country and drive out the barbarians and Japanese pirates. Even if I die in battle, I will gather my old troops at the Spring of Nine Nethers and continue to serve the country.
"Writing on paper... You are just a weak scholar who has never been on the battlefield and has never led an army. You want to return one hundred thousand to the old Quantai army... What a whim!"
Luo Longwen, as always, "takes special care" of Zhu Pingan, and points out the unreasonableness of Zhu Pingan's poem "Serving the Country with Loyalty" from the very beginning.
"What Mr. Luo said is absolutely true. It's the boy Meng Lang. He thought he had millions of soldiers in his chest."
Zhu Ping'an smiled calmly with a smile on his face. He didn't argue with Luo Longwen. It was enough to let them know that he was not a soft persimmon that they could knead at will.
The banquet continued, Luo Longwen and others learned their lesson, and they would not take Zhu Pingan to play with him any more in the future, such as writing poems and poems. Without Zhu Pingan to cause trouble, Comrade Ouyang's performance was still wonderful and received unanimous praise from everyone. It was just because Zhu Pingan's song "Serve the Country with Loyalty" just now was like a fish bone stuck in the throat, which made Comrade Ouyang famous. There are some flaws.
Zhu Ping'an also got a lot of news at the banquet, from gossips, from the court, from the coast, etc.
After the imperial examination, Comrade Ouyang will get married to the Yan family. It is said that the marriage partner is the second young lady of the Yan family;
News that Japanese pirates along the coast had invaded Ningbo, Shaoxing, Songyang and other places recently reached the capital. Emperor Jiajing was so furious that all the pills were refined and wasted. He ordered Yu Dayou and others to rush to the rescue and deal with it;
The old boy Li Mo was re-appointed as the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs by the imperial approval. He was given the word "loyalty" in the imperial letter and was given permission by the Holy Emperor to ride in and out of the palace. He was almost as good as the elder Yan Ge;
...
Of course, drinking is indispensable at the banquet. The few people sitting under Luo Longwen seemed to have been instructed and came over to toast Zhu Ping'an with a lot of wine. There is a big plan to overwhelm Zhu Ping'an at the banquet.
In this regard, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to use his ultimate move-Urine Escape.
After leaving the venue where the banquet was held, there was a maid accompanying Zhu Pingan to relieve himself, which made Zhu Pingan a little overwhelmed. How could a young man who grew up under the red flag have experienced such a situation? There was someone waiting on him when he went to the toilet, and she was a maid!
This Yanfu really knows how to enjoy life, even letting the maid serve him when going to the toilet!
In other words, if you really let this maid serve you. I guess I can't urinate...
So, Zhu Ping'an just asked the maid to point out the direction of the changing place (the toilet), then he declined the maid's kindness and went to the toilet alone.
Yan's Mansion was very large, and the direction the maid pointed to the toilet was a bamboo garden. Zhu Ping'an entered the bamboo garden and walked around the path a few times before he saw the toilet in the bamboo garden. The toilet is very luxurious. If it were not marked with the word "changing clothes", Zhu Pingan would almost think of it as an annex in the bamboo garden.
I heard that the private toilet used by Yan Song and his son is even more unique, with the commode used by them. It is said to be a lifelike carving of a white jade beauty, wearing colorful clothes and using her private parts to receive the drowning. It is not known whether it is true or not.
After going to the toilet, Zhu Ping'an found a place in the bamboo forest to rest for a while. Under the breeze, his drunkenness was reduced by most.
When Zhu Pingan was about to return to the banquet venue, he found that he seemed to have taken the wrong path in the bamboo garden. When he left the bamboo garden, he was not the place he came in just now, but another exquisite small garden with the fragrance of flowers.
The garden is relatively quiet. I didn't see any maids or servants, but there seemed to be vague sounds in the room.
It's too late to go back, and that old boy Luo Longwen will probably cause trouble for him again. Yan Shifan is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp. If you care about it, you will inevitably feel miserable. In order to return to the banquet venue as soon as possible, Zhu Pingan decided to take the liberty of asking the people in the room for directions.
"May I ask..."
Zhu Ping'an entered the room, bowed his hands, and paused in the middle of his words. A pair of eyes almost squirted out...
Damn, don’t do that.
I saw a bathtub in the room, with hot air and flower petals floating in it. Outside the barrel stood an extremely cool girl, who seemed to have just come out of the bathtub, with two slender, white and tender jade arms draped like lotus roots. Brocade, her slender hands were holding a piece of brocade to wipe her body. At this time, she also had a look of grass and mud, staring at Zhu Ping'an who suddenly appeared in the room with wide eyes.
what to do? what to do?
Zhu Pingan's brain was running rapidly. Under this sudden scene, Zhu Pingan was so shocked that except for a cold sweat, he was drunk and had long since disappeared.
Regardless of whether the girl was the master of the Yan Mansion or a maid, even modern society could not tolerate the scene of being seen taking a bath, let alone the strict Ming Dynasty.
The girl was stunned by this unexpected scene at the moment, but when she came to her senses, her first reaction would definitely be to scream loudly, like a traitor... and then alarm the Yan Mansion, and then the consequences would definitely be is very serious.
It would be fine if this girl is a maid, but if she is a young lady from the Yan Mansion, well, let’s be honest, she is the second young lady of the Yan Mansion. Just now at the banquet, someone said that Comrade Ouyang will be engaged to the second young lady after the imperial examination. ...
Damn it, little comrade Ouyang is still trying to kill himself! Not to mention Yan Shifan and Yan Song, these are both beings who can turn themselves into ashes with just a move of their little fingers!
what to do! ! !
Say, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't mean it?
Or, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't see anything?
Pull him down, put it this way, you will still turn into fly ash if you should, it will not help at all!
Seeing that the girl opposite was about to open her mouth and scream was about to come out, Zhu Ping'an spoke first, and then the girl opposite her mouth was about to open and retracted it.
"I'm sorry, sir..."
Zhu Pingan said something first, and then burped, looking like he had drunk too much.
I'm sorry, sir? You are blind, I am obviously a woman... This was the first reaction of the girl opposite, and the next second, a hint of joy appeared on the girl's pretty blushing face.
Why, I am a woman, but this person said I'm sorry, sir, which means that this person didn't see me clearly. Yes, the weather is a bit gloomy today, and the windows are closed in this room. From the outside, it must be... Some of them were hard to see because of the darkness. The girl felt a little bit lucky and secretly happy when she thought of this. Fortunately, she saved her face.
With this thought in mind, the girl pulled up the satin she was wearing in an attempt to cover her body a little more. Unexpectedly, when she pulled down, she pulled up her white and pink waist and her flat, fat-free waist. The lower abdomen was exposed.
Then he subconsciously pulled it down, and the round and smooth pearl shoulders and exquisite embossed outline changed from looming to visible...
It's so white that it reflects light, and it's so bright that it's dazzling!
"Ahem, I dare to ask you, sir, where is the Bi-washing Pavilion?" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but lowered his head and didn't dare to look anymore. The Bi-washing Pavilion was a courtyard that Zhu Pingan saw on his way to the toilet.
"Go out and turn left!" The girl opposite said hoarsely, trying to make her voice thicker.
"Thank you, sir."
Zhu Pingan thanked him with his hands, turned around and left without stopping, his heartbeat pounding, step by step... until he walked out of the yard, he felt lucky. Damn, I'm scaring the baby!
After leaving the yard, Zhu Ping'an almost ran away at a trot. No matter where the banquet was, stay away from the yard first! After walking around three times and twice, when he was far away from the courtyard, Zhu Pingan asked a boy where the banquet was and quickly returned to the banquet.
After Zhu Pingan left, the girl who got out of the bath quickly put on her clothes, patted her chest, and felt lucky.
That young man is blind, he can mistake this girl for the young master...
Then, the girl seemed to feel something was wrong. She walked out of the house, walked to the yard, and then returned to the door of the house again, casting her eyes suspiciously into the room.
The young man was really blind. He could see very clearly in the room. He could even see the pattern of the petals in the bathtub clearly.
Wait, something seems wrong...
Then, there was a scream that pierced the sky... (To be continued.)
