"Even if you can understand the account books, you will never be able to see the loopholes in the account books so quickly. These account books are definitely made by a group of veterans in an organized and premeditated manner. I am not bragging. I After a few days, no clues have been found..."
The gray-haired accountant who had just summarized and reported the audit results to Rich Man Li stood up and questioned Zhu Pingan emotionally.
Even if Zhu Pingan could understand the ledger, he definitely didn't think that Zhu Pingan could see the loopholes in the ledger in such a short period of time. It was absolutely impossible!
The feeling was like a group of old hens laying eggs in a henhouse. Suddenly a pig came, got into the henhouse without any reason, and with a click, snatched an egg in front of all the old hens.
Let me go, how is this possible? ! This is my area of expertise, brother! How could you!
These accounting houses almost have this kind of mentality.
"That is, what you have in your hand is just a journal in the daily accounting book. It is just the transaction flow of a certain period. There are no other books for comparison, no reconciliation of the general ledger, and no detailed accounting. I really don't understand you. Where did he come up with the false accounts? It’s really Sima Yi who broke the Eight Diagrams Formation - pretending to understand when he doesn’t understand..."
The accountant who had just stood up to crack down on counterfeiting also recovered from his stunned state, followed closely by the accountant with gray hair, and echoed, with a strong sense of ridicule in his voice.
Rich Man Li bent down to pick up the hat from the ground, flicked the non-existent dust on it, and slowly put it on his head. He glanced at Zhu Pingan, also full of doubts. Rich Man Li is a businessman and is very familiar with accounting books. He also agrees with the accountants' doubts. He didn't think Zhu Pingan could see the loopholes in the account book in such a short period of time.
See, this is experience crushing.
After Zhu Pingan listened to their questions, he took out the account book from Maid Baozi's arms. He shook his head slightly, smiled lightly, and slowly said:
"If you use your method, you are naturally right. Of course I can't see it."
What does it mean?
Is this contempt?
Young man, you are an insult to the entire accounting profession!
The cashiers all looked like irritated fighting cocks, with red faces and thick necks. If they were not all scholars, they would definitely roll up their sleeves and get on.
"I have a simple method, but no falsified account book can escape its detection." Zhu Pingan ignored the accountants who were like fighting cocks. He raised the corners of his lips and continued slowly.
"Nonsense! What a load of nonsense!"
"I have never heard of such arrogance. If there is such a way to falsify accounts at a glance, why have we never heard of it?"
"We have never heard of such a method in our account books for decades, and there will never be such a method. I simply don't know what it means! It's all mysterious!"
The accountants were so excited that they couldn't help themselves. They felt that Zhu Pingan's words were an insult to their decades of accounting career and an insult to the entire accounting profession. So for a while, many accountants stood up and rallied to attack Zhu Ping'an, a young man who spoke arrogantly.
It is unanimously determined that such an audit method is impossible!
"What you haven't seen doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't exist." Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said calmly.
The cashiers were furious, and everyone criticized Zhu Pingan's words. They opened their mouths and said that Zhu Pingan was making up lies, making things up, and talking nonsense...
"What you said seems to make sense, but..." Zhu Ping'an said with a naive smile and disdain, "Actually, it's not, um. I don't know which of you can make a cooked egg with its head down. , standing on the table?"
"What the hell? How can a cooked egg stand with its head down on the table? However, this is not the same thing at all, okay?"
"It's just, it's impossible. It's just changing the subject..."
The accountants shook their heads one after another and gathered together to criticize him, thinking that Zhu Pingan was avoiding the problem and changing the subject.
Zhu Pingan looked at them with a naive smile and said nothing.
"Go bring a plate of cooked eggs." The sinister girl spoke up at this time. Nu Xiaozui asked Hua'er, the steamed bun maid next to her, to bring over a plate of cooked eggs.
Hua'er, Baozi's maid, picked up her skirt and trotted out in response.
Soon, Baozi's maid Hua'er trotted over with a large bowl of cooked eggs, her little face turned red.
The sinister girl glanced at Zhu Pingan, and Hua'er, the steamed bun maid, brought a large bowl of cooked eggs to Zhu Pingan like a treasure.
"You didn't say that because you wanted to eat the eggs, did you?" When Hua'er, the steamed bun maid, gave Zhu Ping'an the eggs, she covered her mouth with a bowl, blinked and asked quietly in a very low voice.
Well
You have such a big idea...
Zhu Ping'an was a little speechless and wanted to flick the little maid on the forehead, but he stopped. This was in Ming Dynasty. If someone saw it, it would definitely be a frivolous and dissolute molestation of other people's maids, and a series of bad words, so It will naturally transform into the action of holding the bowl in the middle.
Zhu Ping'an took the bowl, carried the bowl of eggs to one of the tables in the accounting room, and placed it on the table.
"Try it and see if it really doesn't work." Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation.
Although the accountants all thought it was impossible, some accountants still tried to set eggs.
One, two, three...
Stand, roll, try...
No one can leave an egg on the table with its small end facing downwards.
"Let's see if you can't do it. They say you can't stand on the table with your head down. What's the use of delaying this time."
As a result, a bunch of accountants shook their heads, laughed and complained.
Amidst the ridicule of all the accountants, in full view of everyone, Zhu Pingan slowly picked up a cooked egg, put the little head down, and banged it hard on the corner of the table.
Snapped
crisp sound
attracted everyone's attention,
Then, in full view of everyone, Zhu Pingan placed the cooked egg with its head knocked down on the table. As soon as he loosened his hand, the egg stood firmly on the table with its head down.
Then, I heard a counting house shout loudly:
"This doesn't count. It doesn't count. If you crack the egg shell, of course it can stand."
Then many accountants also objected.
At this time, I heard Zhu Pingan speak seriously, "Yes, that's right, you didn't fall, I did. This is the difference between us. The same is true for the way I check accounts with you. What you think is impossible, Just throw it down and it will be solved."
After saying that, Zhu Pingan slowly glanced at everyone and showed a silly smile.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, all the accountants became dumbfounded and looked at each other as if struck by lightning...
The study suddenly became silent. (To be continued.)
