What can you do with more than two months?
Being able to finish telling a novel about Tian Long and Ba Bu, being able to review the Four Books and Five Classics three to five times, being able to copy ten volumes of books, and being able to make a skinny Zhu Pingan slightly fat. Of course, this is the credit of his mother, Mrs. Chen. No matter how much he eats chicken, duck, or fish, he will still gain weight. This is a bit difficult for a foodie like Zhu Pingan to handle. It can be regarded as a small worry in happiness.
Master Sun came back a month after Zhu Pingan returned home. After returning, he called Zhu Pingan to open a small stove. He explained the Eight Parts, Four Books and Five Classics to Zhu Pingan alone every morning for about a month. As the saying goes, the master leads the door, and cultivation depends on the individual. After all, Zhu Ping'an has been a man for two generations and has some wisdom, so he has benefited a lot from this month.
"Hey, Zhu Pingan, why do you feel like you've gained weight again?" That afternoon, Zhu Pingan went to Li's house to return the book. Baozi's maid Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan from a distance and let out a cry of surprise.
How could it be, we had only seen each other for two days, how could he be so obviously fat?
"It's true. If you don't believe me, ask Miss." Seeing that Zhu Pingan obviously didn't believe her, Baozi's maid pushed the Miss out.
"Huh, it's none of my business whether he's fat or not!" Li Shu, a sinister girl, proudly raised her head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky without even looking at Zhu Ping'an.
"I'm really fat." Hua'er, the maid of steamed stuffed buns, said with her mouth bulging, "Miss, please take a look."
After repeated requests from the steamed bun maid, the sinister girl glanced at Zhu Ping'an arrogantly, then flattened her mouth, "Oh, it's a bit haha." Then she suddenly pursed her lips and smiled, "More like a toad. , cluck cluck..."
Well, could it be that the quantitative change caused the qualitative change? It is possible. Otherwise, why would my mother smile with a sense of accomplishment when she saw myself in the morning?
However, I am just a little bit fleshy at best, just a little fat.
It doesn't matter, as long as my mother is happy.
"After returning the books today, I will leave for Yingtian tomorrow." Zhu Pingan took out the two books he borrowed last time from his schoolbag and said as he walked.
"Huh?" Baozi's maid couldn't hold back and said ah.
"Why, are you reluctant to part with this toad? Do you want me to be kind and sell you to him to be a bed-warming girl?" The sinister girl narrowed her eyes and looked at Baozi's maid.
Baozi's maid quickly shook her head, like a rattle, "No, no, I still have to be a dowry girl for the lady."
Zhu Pingan just shook his head and smiled, then walked past them and walked to the study.
"What are you dragging? He's just a little boy. Scholars don't know if they can pass the exam. Even if they are lucky enough to pass the exam, do you think a greedy toad like you can pass the exam or even become a Jinshi? Hmph, still Treat yourself like a character!”
The sinister girl watched Zhu Pingan walk past her, shaking his head, without even looking at her. She couldn't help but feel a little emotional. The new clothes she had specially changed wanted to blind this stinky toad!
"I didn't say that I would definitely pass the exam." Zhu Pingan turned around and said lightly.
The sinister girl was choked by these words again.
So, another unlucky little maid took the blame for Zhu Ping'an.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an entered the study, he heard the arrogant scolding of the sinister girl and the trembling voice of a certain little maid.
This is the Ming Dynasty.
After returning the book, Zhu Ping'an was about to leave, but was blocked in the study by the sinister girl leading the maid and old woman.
"Is something wrong?" Zhu Pingan asked calmly.
"Of course there is something, but you haven't told the story yet." Baozi's maid played her role as a personal maid and spoke out the dark girl's heart.
"I'm leaving tomorrow, and I can't finish telling the story." Zhu Ping'an spread his hands helplessly.
"If it's not long enough, you can have a short one." The maid of Baozi is not picky at all.
"It's short." Zhu Pingan touched his ears, murmured softly, nodded and said, "Then let's talk short."
As a result, the maids and old ladies lined up snacks with peanuts and melon seeds, waiting for Zhu Ping'an to start his lecture.
"Once upon a time, there was a rich man who was seriously ill and was about to die. The doctor who saw the doctor called all the rich man's children and asked him, what are your last words? Say it quickly. If you don't say it, you will have no chance." Zhu Pingan I paused at this point and did not go on.
"Hurry up and go on." After hearing only two sentences, Baozi's maid couldn't help but urge.
Zhu Pingan glanced at everyone and asked, "Guess what the rich man's last words were to his children?"
"My children must have called me to tell them what to do."
"Yes, yes, and tell me where you hide the money, so that you can't find it later."
"Either the rich man has an illegitimate child outside and asks his children to take care of him... Or he can find a pair of chopsticks and ask his children to break one off, and then ask them to break another chopstick together. In the end, no one can break it. , and then the wealthy local people taught them to unite and not fight among themselves."
The maids and old ladies had different opinions, and finally they all looked at Zhu Pingan.
"What the rich man said is, can you try another doctor? I think I can save him again." Zhu Pingan imitated his voice when he said it.
There was laughter in the study room. The dark girl laughed and looked at Zhu Pingan with disdain, "It's so boring! How can there be such a thing! I'm not a serious person. It's weird that I can pass the exam. You'd better not waste your parents' money." .”
What an unlovable girl!
"Well, let me tell you another story." Zhu Pingan's face was calm, as if he didn't hear the sarcasm of the sinister girl.
Of course no one will refuse.
"The young man traveled deep into the mountains, experienced dangers, and finally found the Zen master who lived in seclusion in the mountains. He couldn't wait to ask: 'I look ugly, what should I do?'
The Zen master touched the beads and smiled without saying a word.
The young man looked at Zen Master Yun Danfeng's calm expression, and nodded with sudden realization: "Master, what do you mean, master, to have a calm mind and be alone?" '
'You idiot, if you are ugly, you should be like me and find a place to hide in a mountain. You are still talking nonsense. You don't know you are ugly. '"
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the little maids and old ladies burst into laughter. The contrast was so funny that they had never heard of it before.
There was only one person who not only did not laugh, but stared at Zhu Pingan with a murderous look, and that was the scheming girl. Others couldn't tell, but she could tell that Zhu Pingan was mocking her, mocking her for being ugly and talking nonsense!
Blind toad!
White-eyed wolf!
The sinister girl glared hard at Zhu Pingan, then turned around and left angrily.
"Ah...Miss, Miss...wait for me." Baozi's maid Hua'er belatedly noticed that the lady had left, and couldn't help but catch up with her skirt.
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