Zhu Ping'an didn't take the little fat man's reminder to heart. It was just a small friction between children, but he didn't expect that something would really happen.
After school, Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun went home together with their schoolbags on their backs. Zhu Pingjun sniffed and told Zhu Ping'an how bad the master was, how bad he was, and how he had to stand on his palms for punishment. In Zhu Pingjun's words, the master was He is simply a big devil who does all kinds of evil, and Zhu Pingjun is just a poor little angel who endures humiliation.
Not long after the two of them crossed the bridge and walked to the path of Xiahe Village, this area was filled with fields, and the people who worked the fields had all gone home, and everything was quiet. The two of them had only walked a few steps when five naughty children rushed out of Gou Gou. The leader was Wei Chen, who wanted to jump in line to go to the toilet.
At first glance, he seems to be seeking revenge.
Wei Chen led five naughty children and surrounded Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun. Wei Chen said angrily, "You all should be honest with me, let us teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson, Zhu Pingjun, please be honest." If so, just stand aside and be obedient, or else I’ll teach you a lesson too.”
"Hmph, if you want to hit my brother, you have to get past me first." Zhu Pingjun snorted coldly, stretched out his hand to wipe his nose, he had a bit of Bruce Lee's attitude, not to mention he was quite imposing just looking like this.
Zhu Ping'an was immediately moved. Damn it, I didn't expect Brother Jun to be very unreliable, lazy to eat, take advantage of the house, not good at hygiene, sniffle... But at this time, he was quite generous.
Zhu Pingjun screamed, picked up a large piece of dirt from the ground, smashed it into pieces with his fist, then puffed his mouth and blew hard to blow away the dirt in his hands.
That posture made several naughty children look at each other in shock.
But this was just a warm-up. After smashing the dirt and rubbish, he roared again, rushed to a small tree, and kicked the tree until it was shaking.
Then he found a stick from the ground, screamed strangely, and performed a set of crazy magic stick tricks. It looked awesome, and he even threw two sticks on the ground and made a crackling sound.
After playing for a while, Zhu Pingjun threw the stick away out of breath, sat down on the roadside, spread his hands, choked with tears and said: "Damn, I'm exhausted, I'll count you guys over this level." .”
I think you have passed this test, and you have passed it... It is a clear echo of what he said at the beginning, that if he wants to beat my brother, he must first pass my test.
Zhen Nima is as unreliable as ever... Zhu Ping'an complained in his heart.
"It's up to you." Wei Chen sneered, bypassed Zhu Pingjun, and led five naughty children to surround Zhu Ping'an alone.
"Ahem, let's talk carefully." Zhu Ping'an looked at the five naughty children who were two or three years older than himself, and weighed his small body. Not to mention five, any one of them, he It can't be beaten, so it can only be delayed.
Wei Chen sneered disdainfully, "Now that I have something to say, why didn't you let me go to the toilet first? How dare you say that I'm not your shit? How do you know if he is in a hurry? Do you think he should be beaten?" "
The four naughty children around Wei Chen yelled that he should be beaten if he went too far, and he should be beaten. The beating made him cry for father and mother.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless. I'm not saying this just because you are dragging me down because of your arrogant attitude! Instead, you beat him up. Okay, okay, if you think I said you're not my shit, then I'll change my tune.
"Then I'll change my tune. You're my shit, that's all." Zhu Pingan said lightly. He just didn't like Wei Chen's leftists. At worst, he would be beaten up by a few naughty kids. How serious could it be? If a few If it were a big man, he would give in. A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences, but there is no need for these naughty boys to bow their heads.
Wei Chen, who was feeling very proud, felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly when he heard this. Everyone had followed him since childhood, and no one dared to go against him like this.
"You're pretty good at talking!" Wei Chen had a dark face and was furious. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm going to beat you until you cry for father and mother. Let's see if you can still talk!"
"Hmph, a gentleman talks but never takes action." Zhu Ping'an crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "I am a gentleman, of course I can speak. Unlike some villains who can take action."
Zhu Pingan wanted to transfer this unfair force duel to the verbal duel that he was good at. If he used his hands, the five of him would not be enough to defeat one of them; but if he used his words, Zhu Pingan believed that the next five of them would not be his opponent. .
Children can withstand this kind of excitement. They are at the time when they think they are the most awesome in the world except for the master. It is also when their sense of honor has just been formed. Everyone thinks they are a gentleman, a villain, forget it. That's a curse, not me.
"Who are you calling a villain? I am also a gentleman, and we are all gentlemen." Wei Chen said loudly with a red face, and the four naughty children behind him also shouted that they were gentlemen.
"A gentleman must be able to speak." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
"We can all say it." The five naughty children shouted excitedly, slapping their chests and blushing.
"Well, let me say something. As long as you can repeat it, even if you can say it, even if you are a gentleman, if you beat me, I will obey. Otherwise, you can also beat me, but you are admitting that you are a kid. We're here." Zhu Ping'an continued to urge the general.
"Isn't it just that if you say a word, we will follow suit? Who can't? Just say it quickly. We are still eager to beat you up." Wei Chen did not conceal his purpose at all, patting his chest and urging Zhu Ping'an to speak quickly. .
"That's right, this stupid kid is looking for a beating! Master taught us a sentence, and we can all say it without reading the book."
Several naughty children looked at Zhu Pingan with smug expressions on their faces.
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When Zhu Pingan opened his mouth, he said the most popular tongue twister that he had never expected. His articulation was clear, his words were correct, and his speech was smooth and coherent.
Wei Chen and a few other naughty kids were stunned for two seconds, and then said with great sadness:
"Next time, you wait!"
Then, several naughty children roared away with hatred.
Alas, what I say is true, these naughty children are so innocent and cute. No wonder people say that every child is an angel dropped from the sky, even a naughty child.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the few naughty children who left harsh words and left in anger, and sighed in his heart, children are still innocent, even if the purpose is to retaliate, they are so innocent and cute, and they do what they say. At this point, I believe that most adults are not as good as children. Even if they are bad children, most adults cannot compare with them, because when people grow up, they learn to go back on their word. ;
