On the rocks by the river at the foot of the hillside, Zhu Ping'an and the black-bellied little Loli stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little strange for a while.
"Why did you ask me to come here?" Zhu Pingan spread his chubby hands and asked helplessly.
"Haha, you spoke first, you lose." The black-bellied little loli jumped up from the stone and clapped her hands excitedly.
Lose to your sister, when did I play the game of who speaks first with you? Zhu Pingan was really speechless. By the way, this girl has changed into a new set of clothes. If you have money, you don't have to be so willful. She changes one set of clothes in one day. She is obviously a little fox. Why should she dress up like a butterfly? Although it looks really good. , but it’s too wasteful, don’t you just throw it away after wearing one set every day?
"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" Li Shu, a shady little lolita, walked up to Zhu Ping'an and pinched her waist and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Master Sun that you eavesdropped on the class even if you didn't hand in the training..." ....”
I'm scared of you!
"Alright, Miss, just tell me what you have to say." Zhu Ping'an was completely defeated by the threat of the scheming little Lolita, and sighed.
Sure enough, he still looks like this bastard, which makes people uncomfortable!
"Ah, what's your attitude? Believe it or not, I'll tell Master!"
The scheming little loli Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and lightly poked Zhu Ping'an on the forehead twice, with a bad look on her face.
"Believe it, believe it, of course I believe it."
I bow my head when I should bow my head. I still have this awareness. I am not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer. What's wrong with me bowing my head and bending over? The strong wind knows the strength of the grass. The grass bends under the strong wind, but it will still be strong enough to accept the sunshine and dew after the wind and rain stop. The heavy snow is pressing down on the green pines, but your green pine bones are strong and will not bend down. You are fine in the heavy snow. What about the heavy snow? After the violent storm, the green pines were broken. As long as you stay rooted in the soil, don't betray your position, bend down, and lower your head, it doesn't matter.
"Are you eavesdropping on the class? Isn't it interesting? Tell me what you heard." The round eyes of the sinister little lolita were full of curiosity. Of course, the problem of being arrogant and bratty cannot be changed. "Huh, I am I gave you this chance because of your pity."
"After listening to the Three-Character Sutra, people are inherently good by nature. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far away..." Zhu Ping'an came up one by one like a treasure trove.
"Are you wasting your opportunity?" Li Shu, the scheming little lolita, was very dissatisfied.
"I also listened to the Thousand-Character Essay. The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The sun and the moon are waxing and waning, and the stars and constellations are arranged..." Zhu Ping'an continued.
"Forget it, I'd better go and tell the Master."
The scheming little loli stood up from the stone, spread her short legs, and looked like I'm going to sue you.
"There is also a story about the little red dress." Seeing that the shady little loli was acting pretentious again, Zhu Pingan had no choice but to tell the story about her previous visit to the orphanage to coax the children.
"Oh, then I'll just try to listen to it."
The black-bellied little loli retracted her short legs and sat back on the stone.
Sure enough, fairy tales are better for coaxing children.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone..." Zhu Pingan said slowly.
"Everyone loves everyone, am I as cute as me?" The sinister little loli interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and asked.
Well
The big bad wolf in the story is cuter than you! Of course this cannot be said out loud.
"Not as cute as you..." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and said against his will.
The scheming little loli was satisfied and asked Zhu Pingan to start talking again.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone. She liked to wear a very beautiful little red skirt that her grandmother gave her. So, people called her the little red skirt."
The scheming little loli curled her lips and whispered, "I won't wear the same clothes every day."
"One day, my mother said to Xiao Hongqun: 'Grandma is sick. Please help my mother bring some snacks to visit her.' My mother also gave special instructions: 'Grandma lives in the forest, and the journey is very far. You are on the road. Be careful, don't be playful!'"
Well, Zhu Pingan changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood into the story of Little Red Dress. In the Ming Dynasty, there were no girls wearing hats, so it was changed to Little Red Dress.
"Xiao Hongqun met a wolf in the forest. She had never seen a wolf and did not know that wolves were ferocious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. After the wolf found out, it tricked Xiao Hongqiu into picking mushrooms.... ..The big bad wolf ran to the cabin in the forest and dressed up as the little red dress's voice and knocked on the door of grandma's room...'Gulu!' The big bad wolf swallowed the little red dress's grandma whole. ...The big bad wolf pretended to be grandma...The big bad wolf opened his big mouth and said, 'Gulu!' without even biting, he swallowed the little red dress into his stomach."
"Did you eat everything?"
"Then a woodcutter came. He took out a pair of big scissors, and before the big bad wolf woke up, he used the fastest movement to carefully cut open the big bad wolf's belly. Grandma and Xiaohong The skirt was rescued from the belly of the wild wolf.”
Seeing the scheming little Loli listening to the story carefully, Zhu Pingan lamented that children are still easy to accept new things. If this story was told to adults of this era, it would definitely not be accepted. They would ask how the big bad wolf can talk. Ah, can a wolf's belly hold an adult and a child? Why can the person who eats it come out well...
After telling the adapted version of the story of Little Red Riding Hood, Zhu Pingan asked, "What did you learn after listening to this story?"
"Eat food by chewing it..."
The scheming little loli blinked her eyes and tilted her head when she heard this.
Chew your food! ! ! !
It’s not like this at all!
The story of Little Red Riding Hood warns little girls not to chat with strangers casually, not to be playful, and to go home early!
Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story can make the scheming little loli stay away from a stranger like him, stop playing outside, and go home as quickly as possible and be a lady who never leaves home.
However, he didn't expect that the scheming little Lolita didn't play by the rules at all. She told Zhu Ping'an that she had to chew the food into pieces, which shocked Zhu Ping'an.
The scheming little loli listened to the story with gusto. The story told by this little poor man was different from the others and seemed very interesting.
"Well, seeing how hard you work, I'll give you another chance. Tell me something."
The scheming little loli said something arrogant and arrogant.
"Uh..." Zhu Ping'an was stunned and looked at the sun in the sky. The master must have taken a break from get out of class now. "Okay, let me tell you another story about the Frog Prince."
"Once upon a time, there lived a king. All of his daughters were very beautiful, especially the little daughter. Even the sun, which had seen everything, would be impressed by her beauty every time it shone on her face. I was surprised. There was a large dark forest near the king's palace. In the forest, under an old lime tree, there was a well..."
The scheming little loli listened attentively and felt that the story told by this little bastard was quite interesting and the words he said were good.
Why, every time the sun shines on her face, I am surprised by her beauty. Is it a disguised way of saying that I am beautiful... Oops, it makes me a little shy...
"The little princess doesn't like this ugly frog very much..."
When Zhu Ping'an said this, he was interrupted by the scheming little loli, "If it were me, I wouldn't like this ugly frog even more. The toad wants to eat swan meat. Hmm, what I like is the best in the world." A man like me, only if he is the number one scholar, I want to be the wife of an official..."
The little brat is so shameless, putting the dowry yuan in his mouth every day to become an official wife. Also, such a young brat has no concept of shyness.
"From then on, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess lived a happy life..." Zhu Pingan finally finished telling the story of the frog prince, and was interrupted several times by the shady little Lolita.
"What, a toad is just a toad and will never become a prince... Stewed toads or braised toads are fine, but they cannot become princes...";
