After dinner, the sun had already set in the west, and the night cover the earth lightly, and frogs croaked everywhere in the lonely night.
"Little pig, little pig, come on, come on, there's something fun to do." There was a sound of naughty children outside the door of Zhu's house, and then two naughty children opened the door and walked in, yelling.
"Go out and play, Erniu and Black Dog are here to find you."
Mother Chen knew who was coming in the east wing just by listening.
Er Niu is the naughty kid who snatched his sister’s snacks and was scolded by his mother, who then shouted that he would be a son of a bitch if he does it again; Black Dog is as the name suggests, thin and black, with a nose as sensitive as a dog, who can make delicious food? He could smell it, and then he would squat in front of someone's house and watch them eat until they got impatient or were too embarrassed to let him taste it.
These two were Zhu Pingan's childhood friends, and the three of them often hung out together.
Although Zhu Ping'an really didn't want to play with these two snotty-nosed children, he still ran out happily in order to play the role of a good child.
"Come back soon." Ms. Chen reminded from behind worriedly.
"Oh, I see."
"Let's go Auntie."
The three naughty children held hands and trotted out. Zhu Ping'an was held by two friends and ran away. I have no idea where these two mysterious and excited friends are going.
The two of them pulled Zhu Pingan and ran for a while. They stopped in front of a slightly secluded yard in the south of the village. Then they stretched out their little hands and put them to their mouths to make a silencing gesture. Then they pulled Zhu Pingan and hid them. Squatting in a corner.
The two little boys raised their heads mysteriously and whispered to Zhu Ping'an, "Don't make any noise later. I'll show you something. It's very nice."
After that, the two little boys led Zhu Pingan around to the wall on the other side like thieves, and carried the tree stumps outside the wall to the corner of the wall with ease. Zhu Pingan was speechless.
I came all the way here just to move the wooden piles. The naughty kid is really happy and looks good. What kind of nice thing can a naughty kid have?
The two friends didn't know that Zhu Pingan was listless. They happily pulled Zhu Pingan to step on a few wooden stakes that were brought over, and pulled the wall to look inside, their two little eyes shining with excitement.
What, so excited.
Zhu Ping'an looked in listlessly, following the eyes of his two friends. Pfft, I'm sorry, this, this, this is too...
I saw a naked young woman washing herself under the jujube tree in the yard. It must be because this yard is relatively remote, so the young woman dared to wash her body in the yard so boldly. Although the young woman has a good figure, there is still a gap between her and the people stored in her computer hard drive. It's just that when she was flushing, her unintentional intention was almost life-threatening.
The sky was hazy and the moonlight was slightly bright, which added to the scene.
However, this is too early for a five- or six-year-old kid. Even modern children cannot be so precocious!
See no evil. He was still a child and could not watch these scenes. Zhu Pingan closed his eyes decisively. It’s not that he is very arrogant, after all, there were hundreds of gigabytes in the hard drive, but it’s not the time to read this at this age, let’s talk about it in another ten years or so. It’s not like I haven’t thought about having three wives and four concubines, and red sleeves to add fragrance. It's just that the time hasn't come yet.
"Look, look, she's so amazing. She's not wearing any clothes, but she can hide the little rabbit."
Er Niu and Hei Gou admired the young woman so much that they fell to the ground.
What little bunny?
"We searched for a long time last time but didn't know where her little rabbit was."
"Yeah, look, the rabbit started to eat the carrots. Do you think we can find the rabbit? We can't find it. Isn't it beautiful? It can do tricks."
Rabbits eat carrots?
What? When Zhu Pingan looked inside, he was in a mess. He didn't expect women in ancient times to be so unrestrained.
This reminded Zhu Pingan of a modern joke: So scary! There was a woman on the balcony opposite my house who wanted to commit suicide. She kept stabbing herself with something that looked like a cucumber, with a ferocious expression on her face. I'm so scared. Should I call 120 first, or 110, or 10086?
"Look, the carrot disappeared and came out again, and the rabbit couldn't be found either. Isn't this a good trick?"
The two excited boys said to Zhu Ping'an as if they wanted to take credit.
Well, it seems that I have wronged these two naughty children. These two naughty children just thought that the young women in the yard were practicing the tricks of making rabbits disappear and carrots appearing and disappearing.
Yes, what does such a little kid know?
The two naughty children were so fascinated that they forgot that they were stepping on tree stumps. One of them didn't pay attention, and the two bulls missed the step and fell to the ground with a plop.
This sound alarmed the young woman who was doing the "Carrot Disappearing Trick". She screamed, then put on her clothes and made a big noise about catching the thief.
The young woman's yard is said to be remote, but that's only relatively remote. There are very few people around the yard, but after all, it can't be far away from a village. The young woman shouted to catch the thief, alarming the entire mountain village.
"If you peek at others doing tricks, you will be silenced. Run away." The two naughty children pulled Zhu Pingan and ran wildly, fearing that the young woman would catch them and silence them.
The village was already boiling, and people ran out one by one wearing clothes and carrying sticks and forks to help catch the thieves. The young woman shouted to catch the thief, but the villagers never thought that the so-called thieves were three short-legged children who ran through the crowd in the chaos, allowing the three of them to sneak home smoothly.
When Zhu Pingan ran home in a hurry, Mrs. Chen also learned that Widow Zhao's house in the village was almost robbed by a thief. Seeing Zhu Pingan running back in a hurry, she hurriedly checked to see if there was someone who didn't have a good eye. The thief jumped over the wall in a hurry and accidentally injured his own child.
It turned out that she was a widow, no wonder she dared to "do tricks" in the yard.
"No, I was playing with Er Niu and Black Dog, and I didn't see any thieves." Zhu Pingan shook his head and said that he had not encountered any thieves, so that Chen didn't need to worry.
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Mrs. Chen felt relieved and warned that she was not allowed to go out to play in the next two nights. She would wait until a thief was caught in the village in a few days before going out to play.
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he curled his lips in his heart. It was surprising that the villagers could catch the thief. No one would believe that older children like himself and Erniu Heigou would spy on Widow Zhao taking a bath.
However, I will never go to see any magic tricks with them again. ;
