Watching Niu Dawa holding her crotch between her legs, she ran all the way to the edge of the square, taking off her pants and peeing, regardless of whether there was anyone around.
He even squirmed his butt and made a circle on the ground.
Zhang Xiaozu's whole body was in a mess.
Niu Dawa shook, pulled up his pants, ran back in a bound, and shouted to Ye Mingyue: "Auntie, I'm hungry, I want to eat chicken legs!"
Ye Mingyue put one hand on her forehead, reached into the empty space with the other, took out a fragrant chicken leg and handed it to Niu Dawa.
"Okay, my aunt is the best!"
Niu Dawa first jumped up and applauded Ye Mingyue, and then happily took the chicken legs and started to chew on them.
"What's going on?"
Zhang Xiaozu, who woke up from the chaos, looked at Ye Mingyue and Lei Zhige and asked in horror.
"On the way back from Shuanglong Academy, we met Buddha, Demon Ancestor and Demon Ancestor. The three of them rushed to pass their respective inheritances into the sea of consciousness of the second master. The second master couldn't bear the impact of the power of the three and fainted. Waiting When he woke up - it was like - it seemed like he only had the IQ of a few years old, and he cried to go home as soon as it got dark." Ye Mingyue recounted.
"Where are the three adults?" Zhang Xiaozu asked.
"Run away." Ye Mingyue said with a bitter smile.
"Run away?" Zhang Xiaozu's eyes widened, "The three of them tortured people like this, and then they just patted their butts and ran away?"
"Um"
"I'll fuck his ancestor!"
"Ah!" Niu Dawa, who was chewing chicken legs, suddenly stared at Zhang Xiaopou and shouted.
"Okay?" Zhang Xiaozhu looked at Niu Dawa expectantly.
Ye Mingyue and others also looked at Niu Dawa in surprise, thinking that Niu Dawa's consciousness had awakened.
But Niu Dawa suddenly pounced on Zhang Xiaopeng, shouting in great surprise: "Haha, Pawn, why are you here?!"
Zhang Xiaozu was just about to reach out to block Niu Dawa, but Niu Dawa suddenly ran into his arms, so fast that he couldn't react. If his right foot hadn't taken a step back in time, he could have stabilized his back. The body was knocked down by Niu Dawa.
Niu Dawa gave Zhang Xiaozu a bear hug, then let go of him, looked up and down, and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, Pawn, why have you grown so tall?"
"Brother, you are half a head taller than me." Zhang Xiaozhu said on the verge of tears.
Obviously, Niu Dawa is not well at all.
However, what surprised and moved Zhang Xiaozhu was that compared with his childhood, his face now only had a vague outline, but Niu Dawa could still recognize him.
"well--"
Lei Zhige and others sighed in disappointment.
"When was the last time you were beaten by the village chief's grandfather?"
Zhang Xiaozu suddenly asked Niu Dawa.
"Yesterday, have you forgotten? You threw the firecrackers into the pit and blew up the village chief's grandfather."
Niu Dawa replied.
"..."
Zhang Xiaozhu suddenly regretted asking this question.
"Ha ha……"
"If you don't see it, you are really a loser!"
Lei Zhige and others laughed loudly.
Zhang Xiaozhu thought about it in his mind, shook his head and sighed, and said: "If I remember correctly, it should have happened when he was three years old, which means that his memory has returned to the age of three."
"Quickly ask Uncle Qingqu to take a look."
Lei Zhige said.
He didn't know yet that Daozu had returned.
Niu Dawa suddenly hid half of his body behind Zhang Xiaozu, looked at Lei Zhige with a fearful look on his face, and whispered in Zhang Xiaozu's ear: "That guy is really bad, he beats me every day, and my ass will be opened by him." It’s a waste, let’s avoid him.”
"——" Lei Zhige's eyes twitched fiercely, he glared at Niu Dawa and said, "Who makes you cry every night?"
When Niu Dawa saw Lei Zhige staring, he was so frightened that he shrank his head behind Zhang Xiaozu.
"Don't scare him."
Zhang Xiaozhu said while blocking Niu Dawa behind him.
Lei Zhige said depressedly: "Can you imagine him howling at the top of his lungs? Now he's howling scriptures, now he's howling like a beast, now he's screaming sinisterly, and now he's spitting fire and now water. , it will spray thunder in a moment, and we will all be tortured crazy by him."
Zhang Xiaozu:......
Niu Dawa hid behind Zhang Xiaozu and whispered: "Pawn, I am amazing now. When I think about water, water will come. When I think about fire, I will - ah, pawn, your clothes are on fire!"
"Your uncle!"
Zhang Xiaozu had a black line on his head and hurriedly used his strength to put out the fire behind his back, but a hole as big as a fist was burned out on his buttocks. He quickly found a shirt and tied it around his waist to block the hole in his buttocks.
Xiang Qingtian's lips suddenly curled up with a bad smile, and he said to Niu Dawa: "Dabao, don't you know how to fly? Hurry up and take the pawns to fly."
"Oh, right."
Niu Dawa's eyes immediately lit up when he heard this, he reached out and grabbed Zhang Xiaopou's shoulders, and then the wind started blowing from his feet, and he flew thousands of feet into the sky.
"It seems that the fighting strength is still there."
Zhang Xiaozu muttered in his heart.
Just as he was about to ask Niu Dawa to get down, he suddenly heard Niu Dawa scream in terror in his ear.
next moment…
boom!
A huge cloud of dust rose up in Daomen Square.
"Cough cough... cough cough..."
Zhang Xiaozhu choked and coughed, crawled out of the pit more than three feet deep, and cursed: "You stupid kid, you're crazy!"
Just now, Niu Dawa suddenly screamed in fear. Before he could react, Niu Dawa performed the Thousand Miles Flash and brought him to the ground. Being wrapped up in Niu Dawa's Thousand Miles Flash, he could not exert any power, so he could only watch and fight hard. came into close contact with the ground.
"I-I'm afraid of heights!"
Niu Dawa followed Zhang Xiaozu and climbed out of the pit, covered in golden light.
I saw that he was protected by Buddha's light, not even a particle of dust touched him.
"Bah...bah...fuck it!"
Zhang Xiaozu spit out the sand in his mouth and cursed depressedly.
"Pawn, eat chicken drumsticks, it's delicious!"
Niu Dawa seemed to know that she had done something wrong, so she came up to Zhang Xiaozu and brought the half-eaten chicken drumstick to Zhang Xiaozu's mouth.
"Don't be angry, don't be as knowledgeable as a fool."
Zhang Xiaozhu comforted himself in his heart, then put on what he thought was a warm smile and refused: "I'm not hungry, you can eat."
"Now you know how we got through this period of time in fear."
Jiang Tianyue said dullly.
Zhang Xiaozu looked at Ye Mingyue.
Ye Mingyue knew what Zhang Xiaozhu wanted to say, and said in a low voice: "Don't look at me, he almost destroyed my "Jiangshan Sheji Tu"."
"I've eaten, and I'll give you the rest." Niu Dawa popped the chicken drumstick into Zhang Xiaopou's mouth, "Try it quickly, the chicken drumsticks made by my aunt are so delicious. I'll ask my aunt for them after I finish eating."
Zhang Xiaozhu didn't want to refuse Niu Dawa's kindness, so he took the chicken leg, took a bite and tasted it, nodded and said: "The taste is indeed not bad."
Ye Mingyue suddenly looked at Zhang Xiaopou with a look of horror on her face, pointed at Niu Dawa, and said, "He didn't wash his hands after relieving himself just now."
"——" Zhang Xiaozhu's face suddenly turned green, and then he took a bite of the chicken leg. While chewing, he stared at Niu Dawa and said fiercely: "Tell me, your hand didn't touch the chicken leg just now." Meat."
"Haha, don't worry, I hold the bird with my left hand and the chicken drumstick with my right hand. Didn't you teach me that it's clean?" Niu Dawa said with a shrewd look.
"Cough...cough..." Zhang Xiaozhu almost choked to death on the chicken in his mouth.
"puff!"
Ye Mingyue and others all couldn't help laughing and looked at Zhang Xiaopou with strange expressions.
Zhang Xiaozu held his forehead in pain, grabbed Niu Dawa's shoulder and flew towards the mountain where Daozu was, shouting: "Master, help!"
Some people died, but not completely...
