"Wrong, wrong, wrong, very wrong!"
The inspector stretched out his right index finger and shook it at Niu Dawa, and said: "Fu Yucheng played himself to death in the southern border. I have been promoted from the second bad boy in Muyang City to the first bad boy."
"Looking at your disgusting face, where you are not ashamed but proud, I know you are definitely a scumbag." Niu Dawa sneered.
"A prize, a prize, a prize." Instead of being angry, Gu Cha happily bowed his hands to Niu Dawa, as if it was an honor to be called a "scumbag".
"So, the most evil young man in Shepherd City, can you tell me about your 'glorious deeds', so that I can compare with you and see whether you, the most evil young man in Shepherd City, are more evil, or me, a foreigner, who is more evil?" Niu Niu Da Wa asked.
"Comparing who is more evil, I like this." Gu Cha clapped his hands and said, "It's boring to compete, so why not put more money on the line?"
"Okay." Niu Dawa responded.
"If I win, I will chop off both of your arms and feed them to the dogs. If you win, you will feed my two arms to the dogs. What do you think?" Gu Cha's eyes flashed with excitement.
As soon as he said this, the surrounding police officers and the people watching the show all looked at Niu Dawa with sympathetic eyes, as if Niu Dawa's arms no longer belonged to him.
He Bucai stood in front of the teahouse door, gently swinging the folding fan with an interested smile on his face. The information he received told him that the four guys in front of him were not easy to offend.
"Hey, I told them to leave early, but they didn't listen. Now I'm going to suffer a lot." The kid next to the door shook his head and sighed, looking old-fashioned.
"Isn't it too cruel?" Niu Dawa asked with a frown.
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat." Gu Cha said to himself, ignoring Niu Dawa at all, looking at the two detectives, and ordered: "Go get the two big dogs."
"——" Zhang Xiaozhu and the other four couldn't help but be stunned. They didn't expect Gu Cha to be so ruthless. He asked someone to lead the dog after he said he wanted to feed the dog.
"Gu Cha has met my consort, I hope you are safe, my consort." Gu Cha then walked around Zhang Xiaopeng and the four others, and leaned over to greet He Bucai at the door of the teahouse.
"Young Master Gu, no courtesy." He Bucai replied politely.
"Let me play a game in Guibao's land, please don't blame me." Gu Cha said.
"The street does not belong to the territory of the teahouse. Young Master Gu can do whatever he wants." He Bucai said.
"I am following the orders of the magistrate to apprehend thieves who disturb public order. I have no intention of intruding on the tranquility of the tea house. I hope my consort will understand." Xing Sihai greeted He Bucai.
"Easy to say." He Bucai returned the greeting.
"The Prince Consort knows these four people?" Gu Cha asked curiously. Just now he saw He Bucai chatting with Zhang Xiaozu in front of the teahouse from a distance.
He Bucai responded: "These four young heroes wanted to enter the tea house to drink tea, but my doorman stopped them at the door."
"Haha, the four of you are really naive." Gu Cha laughed when he heard this, and mocked unabashedly: "Is Tianxi Tea House a place where trash like you can enter? You don't even urinate and look after yourself. Honoring virtue. By the way, even if you are allowed in, you can't afford to drink it. Do you know how expensive the tea is? Oh, I know, it turns out that you robbed the money just to drink tea in the teahouse."
"What about you? Are you qualified to go in and drink tea?" Zhang Xiaozhu asked with a sneer.
"Of course I am not qualified." Gu Cha shrugged and grinned: "A scumbag like me who will go to eighteen levels of hell after death, how can I be accommodated in such an elegant and holy place, so This young man will never ask for trouble, it is important for people to be self-aware."
"——" Gu Cha's self-deprecation was so good that it left Zhang Xiaozu and the other four speechless.
Woof woof woof——
The policeman acted quickly and soon brought in two vicious large dogs.
Gu Cha nodded with satisfaction, looked at Niu Dawa and said: "The visitor is a guest. If we are comparing glorious deeds, let you, the guest, speak first. But we are comparing disgraceful things, so let me speak first." Tell me."
He was very polite and polite.
"Please." Niu Dawa said.
"I will simply tell you two evil things that I am proud of."
"The first thing: within a radius of tens of miles or even a hundred miles of Shepherd City, ordinary people don't dare to beat gongs and drums for weddings and weddings, they all have to be carried out quietly, because once I get wind of it, I will be The young master will immediately lead people to snatch the bride. So far, the number of brides defiled by this young master is not one thousand, but also eight hundred."
"The second thing: I was walking on the street two years ago. A blind bastard glared at me from afar. I sent someone to gouge out the eyes of all seven members of his family."
"How is it? Is this young master evil enough?"
Gu Cha actually raised his head and raised his chest with a look of pride on his face. He really regarded doing evil and causing disaster as his own glory. He exuded a bad smell from his bones from head to toe, so bad that he had sores on his head and pus on his soles.
"You really deserve to die!" Niu Dawa scolded.
"Hey, to be honest, the people of Shepherd City think so." Gu Cha said with a nonchalant smile.
Zhang Xiaozhu glanced at Xing Sihai who was beside Gu Cha and asked, "Did you hear everything he said?"
"I heard it." Xing Sihai nodded in response.
"Then why don't you arrest him?" Zhang Xiaozu asked.
"No one is pursuing the case, so we can't file a case." Xing Sihai said.
"I'm afraid it's not that no one was held accountable, but that all those who were held accountable were beaten to death by you." Zhang Xiaozu sneered.
"Tsk tsk, you are really right. My father is the magistrate of Muyang City. When they come to the government office to sue me, they are the people suing the officials. The people suing the officials must first be beaten fifty times, and they will not be eligible until they die. Sue. It's a pity, it's a pity, there are many people coming to the government office to complain, but so far no one can resist the fifty-fifty-year-old." Gu Cha admitted openly.
"Where is the law of heaven? No one in the huge Shepherd City can cure you?" Zhang Xiaozu asked.
"My father is in charge of punishments and punishments in Muyang City, and he is in charge of the prisons and execution grounds. My father is the law of nature and king's law in Muyang City. How can a bunch of dirt-eating untouchables be able to punish me?" Gu Cha sneered again and again.
"I'll count with my fingers, young master, there will be a bloody disaster today." Zhang Xiaozu said with his fingers.
Gu Cha was stunned when he heard this, then he grinned and said: "Haha, what a bloody disaster, I am looking forward to it endlessly."
After saying that, he ignored Zhang Xiaopou, looked at Niu Dawa and urged: "It's your turn, the two dogs are already barking with hunger. Look at those two vicious dogs, their evil spirits are so strong, their eyes are all red, you know Why? Because I feed them with human flesh every day. Look at the tendon meat on your arm, it is enough for them to have a full meal."
"Then let me just tell you something." Niu Dawa responded and asked the consultant: "Do you know Fu Yucheng?"
"Nonsense." Gu Cha rolled his eyes and said angrily: "How can I not recognize the man who once overpowered me?"
"Then you must know that he has a majestic one-horned flame beast mount and two magic feathers that can transform into various clothes, right?" Niu Dawa asked.
"I know, what's wrong? What do you want to say?" Gu Cha asked impatiently.
"His one-horned flame beast was roasted and eaten by me, and his phantom feather was stripped off and robbed by me in public."
"Evil enough?"
Niu Dawa asked with a smile. At the same time, he grabbed the skirt of his clothes with both hands and tore a slit in the clothes. However, the torn clothes returned to their original shape in the next moment, proving that the clothes he was wearing were Fu Yucheng's Fantasy Feathers. Transformed into.
"Depend on!"
"Really?" Gu Cha was so shocked that his eyes almost fell to the ground.
The police officers and onlookers were so frightened that their eyes and jaws dropped to the ground, and they all stared at Niu Dawa with eyes as if they had seen a ghost.
"Do you think Fu Yucheng will give the magic feather to me?" Niu Dawa asked.
Gu Cha shook his head without thinking, and said with a slightly ugly expression: "I guess not. Fu Yucheng is the most evil young man in Shepherd City. If you torture him, it means you have hated him. If you have hated him, you will naturally hate him." Pass me. But—"
Gu Cha changed the topic and said: "He was probably tortured by you in the southern border. He lost the right time and place, so it doesn't mean that you really hated him. You need to tell me one more evil thing to convince me. .”
"I'm going to chop off your arm and feed it to the dogs." Niu Dawa said.
Gu Cha was stunned when he heard this, then clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, you are evil enough, I will admit defeat. Of course, the premise is that you really dare to cut off my arm. So the current situation is, If you chop off my arm and feed it to the dogs, you will win. If you dare not chop off my arm, you will lose. Then I will have to chop off my arm and feed it to the dogs. So, if you dare to chop off my arm, I will feed it to the dogs. The young master’s arm? My father is the magistrate of Shepherd City. Don’t just chop my arm, just kick me, and all four of you will die in the prison of Shepherd City.”
"Come on, let's hold our breath together and see if this young hero has the guts to chop off my Gu Zhan's arms."
"Haha, I haven't played such an exciting game in a long time."
Gu Cha grinned happily, pulled out the sharp sword from his waist with a clang and handed it to Niu Dawa, and then stretched out a pair of arms in front of Niu Dawa.
brush!
Niu Dawa raised his sword and lowered it.
"stop!"
Xing Sihai suddenly shouted angrily because he realized that Niu Dawa was not trying to scare Gu Cha, but actually wanted to cut off Gu Cha's arms. He stopped shouting and reached out to grab the falling sword blade.
"I'm willing to admit defeat!"
Zhang Xiaozu raised his foot and stepped on Xing Sihai's hand, blocking him.
"No!" Xing Sihai screamed, but it was already too late.
laugh!
The sword was extremely sharp, cutting off Gu Cha's two arms like tofu.
The arm fell to the ground, blood splattered.
There was a sound of gasping all around, and the onlookers all turned pale with fright. After waking up from the fright, they ran away, fearing that Gu Guan would vent his resentment on them in anger.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Gu Cha stared at his two broken arms, staggered back, and screamed in disbelief. He took a few steps back, lost his balance, and fell onto the street. Only then did he start to scream in pain. :"ah--"
"good!"
"How brave!"
"How brave!"
"I have decided to make the four of you into human sticks and keep them in jars."
"Ha ha ha ha--"
After Gu Cha screamed a few times, he endured the pain, glanced at Zhang Xiaopeng and the four of them with resentful eyes, said a harsh word, and then laughed maniacally.
But his laughter stopped abruptly the next moment.
Because he saw Niu Dawa swinging his sword several times, breaking his broken arms into pieces, then swiping his sword, he picked them up and threw them towards the two vicious dogs.
When the policeman holding the vicious dog saw this, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants and tugged on the dog leash with all his strength, but suddenly a strong force came out of thin air and knocked them away.
The two vicious dogs immediately pounced forward.
"No!" Gu Cha screamed miserably.
Niu Dawa threw the sword to the ground with a clang, clapped his hands like a normal person, and asked with a smile: "I asked you when I decided the bet, if you would be a little cruel, but you ignored me, and now you regret it. Bar."
"You -" Gu Cha was furious. At that time, he thought Niu Dawa was afraid and that's why he said this. He never expected that Niu Dawa was saying it to him, which meant that Niu Dawa had already decided to chop him down at that time. He had both arms up.
Gu Cha stared at Niu Dawa with a look of horror in his eyes. It was the first time in his life that he had the fear of a person.
Xing Sihai's eyes were about to burst. He wanted to save Gu Cha's arms, but was blocked by Zhang Xiaopeng and couldn't move forward.