He has an average appearance, average temperament, rough skin, dark complexion, and thin body. He wears a loose silver-gray military uniform, just like a costume for a big opera.
The funniest thing is that with a bald head and bald eyebrows, it's like putting the whole head in the stove and spinning it twice, burning the hair, pulling it out, and flushing it with water.
If Wan Qiuqing hadn't delivered it in person and introduced it in person, all the young talents in the room would have thought that this was a clown from some theater troupe who had gone to the wrong place.
They all stared at Zhang Xiaozu in astonishment, trying to find something extraordinary about Zhang Xiaozu, but they searched back and forth several times from head to toe and couldn't find anything special. They even think that if they go to a refugee camp outside the city and find someone to wash themselves up and dress up, they will be more energetic than Zhang Xiaopou.
Is this guy here to be funny?
They looked at each other, each seeing the same confusion in the other's eyes as in their own hearts.
When Zhang Xiaozhu was reminded by Niu Dawa, he realized that no one in the room had used their chopsticks yet, as if they were waiting for him to be the last person to arrive at the table. However, as soon as he sat down, he was so focused on eating that he didn't even say hello to everyone. It's so rude. So he quickly took his eyes away from the side dishes in front of him and looked around:
"please!"
"please!"
"please!"
If you are polite, you may return the favor or nod in greeting; if you are not polite, you may just pretend not to notice.
"Eat. Eat. I'm starving too." Niu Dawa picked up the chopsticks and said.
"Eat." Zhou Jianlai also smiled and picked up the chopsticks.
Zhang Xiaozu nodded, picked up the chopsticks, shook his cheeks, and took a bite from left to right.
Niu Dawa is also in a similar posture.
Zhou Jianlai sat upright and ate slowly, one bite at a time, calmly and elegantly. This is the strict etiquette education he has received since he was a child. It has been subtly integrated into his bones and cannot be faked.
jingle jingle
Zhizhi baa baa
For a moment, the huge room was filled with the sounds of Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa opening their cheeks and eating vegetables. I don't know how to handle my chopsticks properly, and the chopsticks clink against the bottom of the plate. I don't know how to close my mouth tightly when chewing, making a loud chewing sound.
They are two old haters from the countryside!
A group of young heroes gave Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa such comments after seeing them eating. Some people even frowned and showed displeasure, feeling that it was humiliating to sit in the same room to eat with these two people.
Some of the young gentlemen who had an admiration for Qi Yoyo couldn't help but feel a little nervous after hearing Wan Qiuqing's high praise for Zhang Xiaozu. They felt that a strong competitor had come, but when they saw Zhang Xiaozu's vulgarity After the meal, all the tension in their hearts was instantly gone. They all smiled and shook their heads, feeling that they were worrying too much.
The four plates of side dishes were cleared away by Zhang Xiaopou in the blink of an eye. He lifted the plate to his mouth as if no one else was watching, opened his mouth and poured it in. He took a sip and drank up all the soup in the shallow dish.
Putting down the chopsticks, the four shallow plates were as clean as water.
"Two starving ghosts are reincarnated!" Someone murmured in an unhappy tone. Although his voice was not loud, the room was quiet, so the sound was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.
The young heroes suddenly showed expressions of deep understanding.
If they could barely accept the vulgar eating behavior of Zhang Xiaozu and Niu Dawa, but Zhang Xiaozu's action of picking up the plate and drinking vegetable juice after finishing the food was really unacceptable to them. Not to mention Niu Dawa’s disgusting behavior of sticking out her tongue and licking the plate.
"It's an insult to politeness! It's an insult to politeness!" Another person shook his folding fan violently and shouted angrily.
Snapped!
Niu Dawa was so angry that he stood up and slapped the case. He glared at the man with tiger eyes. He was about to speak, but was stopped by Zhang Xiaopou, saying: "I don't even know them, so why bother with them? Besides, I don't know them."
He said, "Sven" is an insult. If you can't eat or drink it, it's just an insult. What's the use of it? "
"What you said makes sense." Niu Dawa gave Zhang Xiaopou a thumbs up, and the anger in his heart disappeared immediately, and he sat back.
"go out!"
"You two, get out of here for me!"
"I am ashamed to share a meal with you two barbarians who don't understand etiquette!"
The man heard Zhang Xiaozu's understatement and even compared being polite with eating and drinking. How ignorant and ridiculous this was, he became angry on the spot. They started to slap the table, cups and plates were bouncing around on the table, and they roared hysterically at Zhang Xiaopou and Niu Dawa.
"There is a dog barking, what should I do?" Niu Dawa was angry again, but he did not get up immediately, but asked Zhang Xiaopou for advice.
"I remember the number one scholar said that when a scholar calls a dog, a dog barks, so you should say 'a dog is barking'." Zhang Xiaopou said seriously.
"Damn, you're crazy!" Niu Dawa rolled her eyes at him angrily.
"You two ignorant barbarian children, how dare you call me a dog? How unreasonable! How unreasonable!" The man with the folding fan yelled in shame and anger.
"Fart!" Niu Dawa glared angrily and said, "It's a dog, not a dog!"
"You" the folding fan man pointed at Niu Dawa with the folding fan. Niu Dawa tilted her head and squinted at him from the corner of her eyes, smiling and looking like a rogue, as if to say "What can you do to me?", Folding Fan The man was so angry that he trembled all over and shouted suddenly: "I want to fight you! The dignity of a scholar cannot be trampled on!"
"Damn, you're crazy." Niu Dawa waved his hand angrily, withdrew his gaze and turned his head, saying, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
"You, you, you." The man with the folding fan pointed at Niu Dawa. After a long time, he still couldn't figure out why. When faced with someone as arrogant and unreasonable as Niu Dawa, he didn't seem to have any tricks at all.
"Brother Wenmao, don't be angry. Anger will harm your health." A man in blue sitting on the east side of the room suddenly stood up, bowed his hands to the man with the folding fan, and said, "When you encounter such barbarian and vulgar people, it is better to let them go." I'll talk to him a little bit. Some people don't understand the arts, so you have to talk to them about martial arts."
The man with the folding fan softened his expression slightly, and returned the greeting to the man in blue, saying, "Then Brother Laoliyan. We must let them understand that our Yancheng is a country of etiquette, not a remote land of barbarians."
"Brother Wenmao, please sit down and leave everything to me." The man in blue nodded in agreement.
"Brother Liyan, educate these two wild children."
"Yes, let them pay for their vulgarity." Some people who couldn't stand Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa immediately came out to agree.
"Today is Brother Changkong's first day. It's best for everyone to value peace." A woman in green clothes said with a sad look.
"Yes, everyone, please calm down. Although the two of them did something wrong, fighting is always bad," someone advised.
The man in blue squinted at Zhang Xiaopou and Niu Dawa from the corner of his eyes, and said with an arrogant expression: "It's okay not to do anything, but they must apologize. Apologize to everyone, because the disgusting appearance of the two of them affected everyone's appetite." Really, if I hadn't seen that they are guests of the Qi family, I would have kicked them out. People are divided into three, six, and nine grades. Don't you have any idea of what grade you are in? "
"Haha, the poor people who come from the country happen to be hungry, so they are inevitably a little impatient. You are all highly educated and talented women with extraordinary bearing. Can't you even tolerate two country boys? No. No. ." The person who persuaded them said again, obviously he was very tolerant of Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa.
As soon as these words came out, many people nodded subconsciously, feeling that they were indeed making a fuss out of a molehill. Everyone had a table and had their own food. Two uneducated country boys were a little impatient while eating, which made them very angry.
Unexpectedly, the man in blue did not give in and said: "Country people should go where country people should go.
A place to eat instead of sitting with us upper class elite kids. The two of them must apologize today, otherwise I, Sun Liyan, will give them a severe lesson to make them understand their identities. In addition, I have to go to the host to ask what they mean by arranging two country people at our table. Is it intentional to humiliate us? "
"Brother Liyan, I support you!"
"Everyone should apologize for the mistakes they have made, and country people have no privileges!"
"The two of them really disgusted me. After finishing the food, they picked up the plate and drank the vegetable juice. What's even worse is that they even stuck out their tongues to lick it, which almost made me sick. So, they must apologize!"
"Damn!" Niu Dawa raised two middle fingers at them unceremoniously and cursed: "A bunch of self-righteous bullshit. Damn, if you were left to starve in a cellar for three to five days, you would definitely lick them cleaner than me. "
Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa are both people who are afraid of hunger. In their eyes, as long as it is edible food, even a drop of soup cannot be wasted. When I was in Liujia Village, I had to wash the cooking pot with water two or three times and drink it, not to mention licking the plates.
Of course, these well-fed young masters and ladies in the room would definitely not be able to understand their vulgar eating habits.
"See, they have no regrets at all!" Sun Liyan, a man in blue, shouted angrily.
"It's too much, it's too much!" The man with the folding fan was also filled with indignation.
"Must be severely punished!"
"You guys, you guys." The man in yellow who had been persuading looked at Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa, shook his head and sighed, "take a step back, apologize, and everything will be fine. Why is this?"
The reason why he has been looking towards Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa is because his ancestors were farmers in the countryside. Even now, every time he eats at home, his grandfather will eat all the food left, and the used dishes will be washed with water. The same, clean.
When he was young, he was ignorant and thought his grandfather was embarrassed. As a result, as Niu Dawa said, he was tied up in the cowshed by his grandfather for half a month. He was so hungry that he ended up lying in the cow trough and fighting with the cows to eat. Who the hell cares about being polite, whether it's evil or disgusting, whether it's a shame or not, whether it's respectful or not, it's good to live as long as you can.
So now when he eats out, although he doesn't wash the dishes like his grandfather, he will eat as cleanly as possible without wasting any food.
So he understood Zhang Xiaozhu and Niu Dawa. Even though they looked rude when eating, not a drop of soup spilled on the table, so he knew how much they cherished the food in front of them.
He knew that these two people must have suffered from hunger.
"Do it!" Niu Dawa slapped the table again, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Just do it, am I still afraid of you?"
Zhang Xiaozu stood up, holding chopsticks and an empty plate in his hand, walked to Niu Dawa and patted his shoulder, asked Niu Dawa to sit down, then walked to the folding fan man's desk under the gaze of everyone, and bowed He picked up all the vegetables scattered on the table and put them on the plate.
The dishes scattered on the table were shaken when the man with the folding fan stood up from slamming the table.
The plate was small and shallow. Zhang Xiaopou picked up a full plate, held it in his hand, and asked the man with the folding fan: "You must not eat these dishes."
"Hmph!" The man with the folding fan flicked his sleeves and said angrily: "They have already fallen on the ground and are stained with dust. How can you eat them? Do you think that I, like you, are uneducated barbarians? Ridiculous!"
"Then what should we do with this dish?" Zhang Xiaozu asked again.
"Of course I pour it into the rancid bucket and feed it to the pigs and dogs," said the man with the folding fan.
"Young master, do you know that if you send this dish outside the city, you can save the lives of at least three or five refugees? You have read the books of sages and sages, and your understanding of truth is naturally thousands of times better than that of an uneducated barbarian like me. I dare to ask you for advice. Which one is more important, a meal for a pig or a dog, or three or five lives?" Zhang Xiaozu asked, staring into the folding fan man's eyes.
