"Hug - sorry, I didn't - didn't - mean it. Just a moment." Zhou Jianlai apologized to Zhang Xiaozu very apologetically, but Zhang Xiaozu's bald head was so funny that he almost laughed several times in one sentence. At the scene, his face turned the color of pig liver. At the end of the sentence, he couldn't bear it anymore. He turned his head and covered his mouth with his hands and laughed loudly, just like a leaky bellows.
"——" Zhang Xiaozu raised his hand to wipe away Zhou Jianlai's saliva on his face, while black lines appeared on his forehead.
He was feeling depressed, where had his clothes gone? Why was he lying on the ground naked, with only one coat covering him, and it belonged to Niu Dawa?
When he woke up, he wanted to question loudly, but at a glance he saw Qi Yoyo beating up Niu Dawa. When he saw Qi Yoyo's figure, he couldn't help but picture the close contact with Qi Yoyo in his mind, and his heart immediately Feeling weak, he saw Zhou Jianlai standing in the distance with a look of shamelessness on his face, watching the fun. Knowing that Niu Dawa's life was not in danger, he sold Niu Dawa without hesitation and ran over to watch the show with Zhou Jianlai.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Jianlai sprayed saliva on his face when they met each other. It was really depressing.
He thought Zhou Jianlai was laughing at him for not wearing any clothes, until the hand he was wiping saliva suddenly stopped at his eyebrows and touched it back and forth several times. Then, a look of horror gradually appeared on his face. He looked at Zhou Jianlai and asked cautiously: "Brother Zhou , what’s wrong with my eyebrows?”
Zhou Jianlai took a deep breath, turned his head and looked at Zhang Xiaozu with a serious face, his tone became a little lower, and said: "No more."
"It's gone?" Zhang Xiaozu's eyes widened and he asked, "Why is it gone?"
"I was burned by Da Wa." Zhou Jianlai said, suppressing a smile.
"Where's my hair?" Zhang Xiaozhu touched his bald head with both hands and cried. Only then did he realize that his hair was gone. He thought to himself that no wonder his head felt light and cold after waking up. It turned out to be that his hair was gone.
"No more." Zhou Jianlai said sympathetically.
"Why not?" Zhang Xiaozu asked angrily through gritted teeth.
"Being burned by Da Wa." Zhou Jianlai silently prayed for Niu Da Wa in his heart.
Zhang Xiaozhu's body suddenly trembled and his expression became stiff, because he suddenly felt a chill in his crotch. He immediately and uneasily opened a corner of his clothes and took a look into his crotch along the gap. At this glance, his whole body felt cold. Oh no.
Zhou Jianlai quickly moved a few steps to the side because the resentment emanating from Zhang Xiaozu was too strong and he was afraid of being affected.
"Niu Dawa, you bitch, I have to tear you alive!" After a brief silence, Zhang Xiaozu burst out with a heart-wrenching roar. The roar was so loud that the roof of the cave collapsed. gravel. The deep resentment in that voice made people shudder.
If it weren't for the lack of clothes, Zhang Xiaozu would have definitely rushed forward and joined forces with Qi Yoyo to teach Niu Dawa a lesson.
"Hit! Beat me hard! Beat me to death! This bitch, this guy who was stabbed a thousand times and burned my hair, is no longer a fucking human being!"
"Niu Dawa, you are still treating me badly!"
Zhang Xiaozhu burst into tears of grief and anger, like a little girl who had been molested by a big man.
The moment Niu Dawa heard Zhang Xiaozu's voice, he was very excited and happy, but then Zhang Xiaozu's roar made him furious. He yelled back at a loud voice: "Zhang Xiaozu, you are such a bastard who forgets his friends after seeing sex." Basket, I'm going to go all out for you, but you're going to gouge me for a few cents, and I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost."
"A little hair? Is that a little hair? It's obviously a lot of hair!" Zhang Xiaozhu felt insulted by Niu Dawa and couldn't help but become hysterical.
Zhou Jianlai listened to the argument between the two people, and his shoulders shook faster. He felt that if he continued to hold it in like this, he would definitely suffer internal injuries, but looking at Zhang Xiaozu's cannibalistic eyes, he did not dare to laugh blatantly. Come on, I can only continue to hold it in.
"Ouch——" Niu Dawa was punched in the ribs by Qi Yoyo, and screamed like a pig being killed. Then he was kicked again on the inside of his calf. The pain was so painful that he almost closed his eyes and flinched away.
Zhang Xiaozhu felt humiliated and burst into tears, so could Niu Dawa.
He was originally full of confidence and tried hard to give Qi Yoyo some color, but after the fight, he realized that his ability was like a little chicken in front of Qi Yoyo, and he could only get beaten.
What's even more frightening is that Qi Yoyo's moves are very vicious, her fists and kicks are just right, and she specializes in those vulnerable parts with tender flesh and thin skin. Each punch and kick will make you die, but she doesn't. It will hurt you if you lose your sense of proportion.
Niu Dawa was filled with grief and anger, feeling that she was about to be played to death by this vicious bitch Qi Yoyo, but she couldn't let go and begged for mercy and gave up, so she had to find a way down the slope.
"Call Auntie, I was wrong, I will forgive you——"
"Auntie, I was wrong!"
"——" Qi Yoyo thought that Niu Dawa could still be more arrogant, but before she could finish her words, Niu Dawa screamed and begged for mercy so spinelessly that she was embarrassed to drop her raised fist. .
"Auntie, please forgive me, I don't dare to do it anymore!"
"Ouch, it hurts me so much. Stop hitting me. If you hit me again, you'll die!"
"Ouch, it looks like my bones are broken."
"My head hurts too!"
"Spare me, I won't dare again!"
Niu Dawa burst into tears and howled so sadly that the listeners were sad and the listeners shed tears.
"——" Qi Yoyo had a black line on her head, but Niu Dawa's miserable howling made her have to wonder if she had not mastered her strength well and had struck too hard?
"Are you okay?" Even Zhou Jianlai couldn't help but worry.
"It's okay, this guy is pretending to be a grandson. Every time he makes a mistake and gets beaten, he acts like a bear, like a girl." Zhang Xiaozhu knows Niu Dawa very well. He knows how to pull Niu Dawa's crooked buttocks. What the hell, I could tell at a glance that Niu Dawa was pretending to be pitiful, so I wasn't worried at all.
"Zhang Xiaozu, you turtle bastard!" Zhang Xiaozu's sarcastic words were heard by Niu Dawa, and she immediately yelled at Zhang Xiaozu, "You have strong bones, if you have the guts, try this bitch's fist." , I guarantee that with one punch you will pee and pee everywhere, and you will cry ten thousand times worse than me."
"Get out!" Qi Yoyo couldn't stand Niu Dawa's howling and kicked him away.
"Thank you, my aunt, for not killing me!" Niu Dawa crawled on the ground to escape from Qi Yoyo, then roared at Zhang Xiaozu with a bruised and swollen face, "Zhang Xiaozu, accept your life!"
But when he was ten steps away from Zhang Xiaopou, he suddenly stopped and his expression of grief and anger suddenly stiffened. Then he cracked the corners of his mouth, revealing two rows of big white teeth, and pointed at Zhang Xiaopou's funny bald head: "Wahahaha——"
He was laughing so hard that he was out of breath, and he was laughing so unbridled that he even bent over and lay on the ground with one hand covering his stomach and the other hand patting the ground while laughing.
Zhang Xiaozhu's ears and nose were filled with smoke. He tied Niu Dawa's shirt around his waist to cover his vital parts. He didn't care whether he would be exposed in front of Qi Yoyo, so he pounced on Niu Dawa and pinned him down. The next violent beating.
"Well, you three wait here for a while. I'll be back as soon as I go." Qi Yoyo said the next sentence and then turned around and left in a hurry. After a while, a string of silver bells came from the direction where Qi Yoyo left. like laughter.
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaozhu couldn't help but feel black threads in his head, and said angrily: "Laugh if you want to, why bother hiding."
"Wow haha——" As soon as Zhang Xiaozhu finished speaking, Zhou Jianlai, who was almost holding back his internal injuries, burst into laughter.
"——" Zhang Xiaozu.
After about a quarter of an hour, Qu Kai and the others caught up. Qi Yoyo asked him to find some clothes for Zhang Xiaozu to wear. When they saw Zhang Xiaopou's slippery bald head, they naturally laughed.
Finally, at the unanimous request of everyone, Zhang Xiaozhu had to wear a turban. However, while others only wrapped their turbans around their heads, he had to wrap them up to his eyebrows.
"Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry. The two of you were confused for a moment and committed an unforgivable crime against Mr. Zhang. We don't dare to ask for your forgiveness. We only ask him to punish you. They are guilty of living and death. They have no complaints." Chunlan and Xia At Qi Yoyo's instruction, Zhu knelt down in front of Zhang Xiaozhu and asked Zhang Xiaozhu's forgiveness for the mistakes they had committed.
The atmosphere became slightly tense, and everyone's eyes were focused on Zhang Xiaozu.
Zhou Jianlai and Niu Dawa had an indifferent attitude. Regardless of whether Zhang Xiaozu forgives him or not, they would stand by Zhang Xiaozu. However, Qu Kai and others hope that Zhang Xiaozu can forgive Chunlan and the two girls generously, so that the atmosphere between them can be more harmonious.
Qi Yoyo looked indifferent, wondering what she was thinking.
