That happened so quickly, Luo Binhan had already made a mark on the paper, and then stared at the place where the hoof prints disappeared. He suddenly felt that he had done something not too smart, even though Jing Huang had clearly said that the book had no actual harm.
He paused at the tip of his pen, tentatively turned over the form, and looked at the page where the illustrations were originally drawn, but it had become completely blank, leaving no trace. Luo Binhan searched relentlessly. Except for the instructions at the beginning and the question and answer sheet that needed to be filled in, the entire book was as clean as a newly bought exercise book.
This seemed to be a good opportunity to stop, and Luo Binhan couldn't help but hesitate. But the excited Bangbang began to marvel at the magic of this thing again, and urged Luo Binhan to start the next step as soon as possible.
"Try it and see what it will write for you!" Bang Bang said impatiently. "Is its built-in vocabulary rich enough? Will it provide different words for everyone who fills out the form? See how it analyzes you. !”
Luo Binhan sighed heavily. He couldn't deny that he was also curious about this. It was like a daily horoscope analysis popping up from an advertising pop-up window. He could say that he didn't believe it at all, but he would still habitually listen to the luck of Cancer today. Besides, what’s so scary about words alone? There will never be a more harmful joke in the world than the roly-poly daddy.
With a tragic mood, he wrote the word "Bang Bang" on the name column, and flexibly used the angle to avoid Bang Bang's immediate discovery, and then filled in several other pieces of information.
Many of the questions were quite boring and ambiguous, so Luo Binhan filled them in randomly without thinking. He wrote fingerless lace on the style of gloves he was interested in, and the type of songs he was good at (he is indeed very proficient in singing now). The question that troubled him the most was "Describe your most recent dream," because it was neither suitable for publicity nor allowed enough space on the form. Finally, Luo Binhan gritted his teeth and wrote "Listen to the thunderstorm with the stars."
He completed the questionnaire form as quickly as possible, then took a deep breath and turned to the page where the illustration had appeared. At this time, the content appeared again, which was denser than the previous layout, and the text was smaller and denser, as if this book had extra content that it wanted to reveal to the reader. But Luo Binhan did not start reading immediately. He first nervously looked at the illustrations in the middle of the paragraph, trying to judge who the book recommended to him as a suitable date.
The result exceeded his expectation. The dark illustration didn't even reveal any identifiable human figure. To Luo Binhan, the scene in the painting looks like a glowing spider web hanging against the night background. The spider web is slender and exquisite, but there are some local irregularities, showing a complex geometric splicing pattern. Through the gaps in the spider web, Luo Binhan could see the stars as thin as mosquito eyes on the night background - he even noticed that the stars trailed a faint flame tail, like some kind of moving meteor.
Opposite him, Bang Bang put his two forelimbs on the table and studied this brand-new illustration from another direction. "What is this?" he asked Luo Binhan excitedly, "Is this the person on this ship? Who is it?"
Luo Binhan shook his head slowly. He was also puzzled by the illustration and tried to find any outline of a living person in it. He did find some signs in the center of the spider web: a black spot the size of a sesame seed, slightly thicker than the spider web, landed right in the center of the spider web. But it looks so blurry that you can't really see the outline of the human form. If Luo Binhan had seen this painting on any more ordinary occasion, he would have thought it was a tiny insect that happened to land in the center of a spider's web.
They had no clue and had to look for more clues from the text. The text accompanying this "Night Sky Spider Web Diagram" is not much different from the old version from the beginning, but the middle and end are much richer:
You are a male and your current orientation is female.
Your answer proves that you are experiencing anxiety. And you are a pretentious person who lives perfunctorily and lacks sincerity. Even your signature is forged! There are signs that you desperately need a dose of serious medicine. A strong man who is strict, self-disciplined and knows how to whip a slave. Only she can wash your soul, purify your sins, and restore purity and sincerity to your life!
Let's go now! Go find such a majestic female to launch your operation. We'll give you an ideal template to use as a reference, or you can seek other more acceptable goals. However, never forget that your choice is always the wisest and correct one! If you think the target you are looking for is more advanced than this book, you must strictly investigate the other person's closet, bed or any private space to ensure your own safety.
Based on the information you provide, this book will provide the following suggestions to help you find your goals better and faster. First, reduce going out as much as possible and increase indoor activities; second, try to communicate with others in a more sincere and humble way, and don’t laugh at anyone’s misfortunes; third, give more gifts to the people around you , to ensure that they will be willing to rescue you if you fall into any dangerous situation.
A good start will make success easier! Start taking action according to the above suggestions from now on, and the flower of love will bloom in your heart!
This book will provide you with suggestions for next steps after you successfully contact an ideal goal. Be sure to bookmark the guide and keep it with you so you can access its advice as soon as you need it.
Luo Binhan finished reading the last word of the text. He sat there calmly for a while, then turned the book to Bang Bang and asked him to share the flower of his love that was about to bloom.
Bang Bang pressed the page with his two forelimbs, and the colorful clouds hovering above his head began to flash—that was Ohot providing him with word translations—he quickly read the entire text, and then began to shake his head.
"How?" Luo Binhan asked.
"Oh, this is really magical." Bang Bang said, "The advice it gives you is completely different from mine. But I can't figure out who it is referring to."
Luo Binhan's eyes were filled with a little kindness, and he looked at Bang Bang and said, "This is because distance creates beauty."
"Oh, this sentence sounds very meaningful...but does it have anything to do with our situation?"
Luo Binhan patted its neck and said, "It's a good thing that you don't understand. If you really get whipped, I don't think you can get off this ship."
Bang Bang was still confused, but Luo Binhan did not dare to say more bad things about Yaleriga, because there were obviously ubiquitous cameras and bugs installed in the bridge room. He picked up his pen and was about to use the inner page of the guide to write the words "Escape quickly" and give it to Bang Bang, but at this moment some movement from the door interrupted him. He glanced there and found that the puppet roly-poly had successfully slipped into the bridge room and was staggering towards the corner where Jing Huang slept.
That was clearly a level one emergency. Luo Binhan immediately dropped his pen, stepped forward, grabbed the tumbler, and carried it all the way to Li Li's warehouse door. He originally wanted to try to get Li Li to stare at it, but the extremely sad expression of the roly-poly touched him, and he couldn't bear to destroy the last freedom of a lonely father.
"When a child gets older, he needs his own space, you know?" He poked the tumbler and said, "Is it okay for you to stay on his head all day long? He looks as old as he has, and he looks like he is still young. There are pirates who run around with dad all day long. Is that so? This is worse than throwing shit in the park! If word of this spreads, how will the young master survive in the Fairy World in the future?"
The roly-poly swayed sadly. Luo Binhan thought this was the completion of communication, so he left it in the corridor and quickly slipped back to the bridge room.
Bang Bang has disappeared, and the exchange between parents just now made Luo Binhan feel confident, and even felt that the words that appeared on the guide were no big deal. He ran to pull Jing Huang's hair and confirmed again and again that the book did not have any forced spiritual effects, let alone some irreversible love potion.
Jing Huang answered twice sleepily. It wasn't until the third time he started saying, "I'll kill you." that Luo Binhan let go of his hand with satisfaction. He decided to do two things to resist the arrangements of the evil guide: first, stay away from Yaleriga; second, try to do the opposite of the guide's advice in all his actions.