Luo Binhan almost threw the die into the recycling bin, but in the end he didn't. That was not because he thought that this stupid little gadget could be used at any time in the future, but because he found that as long as the packing box of the dice lost its filling, it would become dull and dull, like a hard stone.
That is really a pity. Although the dice was undoubtedly some kind of boring prank, Luo Binhan still admitted that its packaging box was exquisite. Unfortunately the box is so tightly connected to the soft padding inside that there is just a round dent in the middle. The lighter is too long, the telescope is too wide, and the perfect marble ball has been lost in Zhou Wenxing's hands.
Not wanting to let a box that reminded him of Magula lose its luster, he stuffed the dice back, pretending they were part of the box itself. When he was doing this, Jing Huang came over, glanced at him and said, "Why do you hate this thing so much?"
"I want to buy a fucking box and return the dice." Luo Binhan gritted his teeth and said, "If you buy a mooncake gift box, you have to add mooncakes in it. Do you know this is bundled consumption? I really want to eat mooncakes and I won't buy them in bulk?"
Jing Huang tilted his head and looked at him, as if he was thinking about the significance of buying empty mooncake boxes. Luo Binhan plans to remain silent forever and will never make his method of deceiving his parents and relatives by forging holiday updates in his circle of friends public. He put the beautiful box into his pocket, held the remaining coin in his hand and began to hesitate.
"Vote." Jing Huang urged impatiently.
"Why do I think this thing is not cost-effective?" Luo Binhan said, "Do dollar stores sell junk products?"
"Otherwise, what else do you want? Since it is a prop that can be arranged casually after mass production, of course it cannot have a great impact on luck."
"Then what if I put it in and it doesn't recognize it? Can you recognize it as money?"
"It doesn't matter, right? You even threw the gold coins in, so what about one yuan?"
"Fart." Luo Binhan said, "Does gold count as a toy to us? This is a regional rare currency in my hand. There is no second currency outside the Wuyuan Region!"
Jing Huang started to roll his eyes at him again, then put his hand into his sleeves, took out two flat metal pieces with patina and threw them to Luo Binhan.
Luo Binhan looked at the two discs. They were wider and thicker than the coins from his hometown, with bird's claw-like patterns engraved on the edges and a fish-shaped hole in the center. They are tied together by red ropes as thick as grass stems, with peach blossom-shaped chain knots at the end of the ropes. Although the disc looks like it has gone through many vicissitudes of life
"What is this?" he asked while holding the rope.
"Ancient coins. They were probably picked up by fishermen from the belly of the fish. That old man from Liaofangyuan thought that these ancient coins could calm the evil spirits, so he gave me two of them. It's of no practical use anyway, you Take it and give it a try. Something like this, which has a little bit of the magic sea atmosphere, should be more valuable than the coins from your hometown. Maybe you can exchange it for something more decent."
Luo Binhan fell into deep thought. Even though Jing Huang said he didn't care, he still noticed that the knot holding the copper coins was unusually delicate and thoughtful. He could easily cut the knot with a machete, but didn't want to.
"Who gave it to you?"
"Do not talk nonsense."
Jing Huang didn't want to say the name Luo Binhan heard again, and Luo Binhan didn't force it. He still stuffed his own coins into the vending machine and followed the instructions.
A long cylindrical object fell out of the delivery port. Luo Binhan picked it up without hope and found that it was a screw-top container. When he unscrewed it he found ten long, thin strips that resembled fairy wands.
He skillfully searched for instructions on the barrel, and finally saw the text he wanted on the inside of the barrel cover:
A mild tweak based on the Spell: Stun with Fear - Spell: Stun with Embarrassment. Light the catalyst and watch the sparks to create illusions and flashbacks to life's most embarrassing moments. Depending on the subject's intelligence level, this product can keep them in a state of shock for up to twenty rounds. Do not use on infants and people with intellectual disabilities.
"What the hell?" Luo Binhan said. He felt a little confused and couldn't even figure out whether this thing should be considered useful or useless. Jing Huang also glanced at the lid of the box and frowned slightly, rarely showing any contempt.
"...Why did you get this kind of thing?"
"How do I know? Is this thing useful?"
"Just give it a try."
Although Jing Huang could light a fire easily, Luo Binhan still took out his lighter and filled it with fuel. Then he pulled out a fairy wand and lit it ceremonially.
Countless golden and red sparks burst out from the ignited end of the stick, rushing towards the surroundings with enthusiasm, like a dandelion made of flames. Luo Binhan was attracted by the brilliant scene. He stared at the sparks subconsciously and thought of Mi Gula's appearance again.
Then something happened. Without any external signs or warnings, Luo Binhan felt some invisible pull tightening in his head. It forcibly dragged him away from Mi Gula, and replaced him with a constantly rotating giraffe toothbrush, which fiercely crashed into his head like a car traveling at eighty miles. He heard his junior high school self curse Zhou Yu in an angry voice at the relatives who laughed at him. The voice in the voice-changing stage was ten times harsher than he remembered.
Another rushing memory crashed into his head: on a birthday after his parents' divorce, he and Zhou Yu decided to go to a high-end restaurant for dinner, where they happened to see a family of three having a dinner together. He suddenly started crying uncontrollably, and the customers looked at the two of them with strange eyes, until Zhou Yu called the waiter and asked to temporarily change to a more private room.
There were more unpleasant consequences to this incident: the cost of temporarily changing the box was unexpectedly high, which greatly exceeded the two of them's pocket money. Zhou Yu, who finally knew how reluctant he was to expose the matter, had to call his father and lie that he had ordered the wrong very expensive wine, and asked the brain medicine expert who was working on the project to quickly remit money from overseas to settle the bill. .
Although his friends were so cooperative in concealing this past incident, unfortunately there were parents of his classmates in the restaurant at that time. He recognized Luo Binhan and Zhou Yu and told the story publicly in the form of a children's joke at the parents' meeting. thing. Soon many classmates also knew it. They may think that teasing a rich and carefree classmate is not a bad thing - to a certain extent, this is true.
Memories still hit him like a car accident. The girl who was in charge of dancing with him during the school celebration performance rehearsal looked at his face and vomited. She was sent to the infirmary, and no one was willing to replace her until Zhou Yu temporarily acted as his dance partner. His stepmother and biological father had a quarrel over Luo Jiaotian's education funding. Unfortunately, Luo Binhan became part of her fighting strategy. She knelt down to him at the family gathering at the end of the year, sobbing and promising that "Jiaotian will never threaten him in the future." The status of the eldest young master."
Luo Binhan screamed nervously. His back muscles were twitching, his scalp was numb, and he wanted to run away immediately. This state of uncontrollable hysteria lasted for more than ten seconds, until he realized that the remaining half of the fairy stick in his hand had been snuffed out by Jing Huang.
"Shut up." Jing Huang said. But this time he was not directed at Luo Binhan, who had already silenced his voice, but at Bangbang, who continued to scream.
"No, no, no, no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no good--" Bangbang shouted with a neurotic attitude of Luo Binhan.
Jing Huang flew over, kicked it down, and then walked back with a stinking face. He grabbed the remaining half of the fairy wand with his hand and threw it back into the long tube as a container.
"It's rubbish," he said impatiently, "throw it away."
Luo Binhan looked at him with ulterior motives. Jing Huang was standing next to him just now, and the sparks of the fairy stick were undoubtedly reflected in the pirate leader's eyes. But Jing Huang's expression remained normal, and he didn't seem to be knocked down by anything.
"Master, did you remember anything just now?" he asked tentatively.
"what do you mean?"
Luo Binhan couldn't tell for a while. Jing Huang waved his sleeves coldly and said, "Who has as much trouble as you do?"
This sentence inevitably aroused Luo Binhan's suspicion. He was not surprised that Jing Huang was immune to the White Tower's spells, but he never believed that there was nothing embarrassing in Jing Huang's entire life.
He asked relentlessly, trying to give the most universal example, from not bringing paper with him when going to the toilet to picking his nose and being caught by outsiders. Everything was rejected by Jing Huang without blinking an eye.
"...Why do you think I would do that kind of thing?" Jing Huang said, "And were you fucking embarrassed when you asked me to go to the toilet to deliver paper? What's so weird about eating, drinking, and defecating in mortal beings? It's inexplicable. "
Luo Binhan was somewhat encouraged by his attitude. From this interstellar criminal, Luo Binhan vaguely realized a certain secret to getting through life: as long as his quality is poor enough, nothing can embarrass him. And if he can treat everyone with the same attitude toward Jing Huang as a foreign guest, he will become truly invincible mentally.
Luo Binhan was so moved that he put the long tube containing the Embarrassing Fairy Wand into his arms - he hadn't figured out what to do with it yet - then he grabbed Jing Huang's hand affectionately and put two ancient coins into his palm.
"...What do you want to do?"
"Nothing else." Luo Binhan said with loving eyes, "I'm really not lucky, so I just want you to buy one, young master."
