"Come on, let me talk it over with you." Luo Binhan said.
He raked his hair with his hand and recalled calmly: "I used to go out with Mi Gula, and you and Lao Mo were still following me. What happened? I almost didn't get killed by that guy Marin. Then I took him with me again. That little girl who was replaced by a bug ran around, and then I almost got raped by the whole city. With such virtue, do you still dare to let me take a girl out for a walk? "
"Those are coincidences." Yaleriga said, "They have no connection with the current events."
"Then how do you know where it is?"
"The Duranders will take care of their turf."
Luo Binhan didn't believe this, and strongly suspected that Yaleriga wanted to see what kind of trouble he could cause.
Yaleriga shook the chain on her corner and said, "You don't have to be so nervous. She is different from the previous girls."
"What's the difference? Because she is a White Tower apprentice?"
"She never took off her clothes in front of you."
Luo Binhan was immediately enlightened. Lan Que had no clothes to take off, and even traveled more and more. It was like a safe within a safe, and there was no more insurance.
"This must be a problem with the clothes." He said to Yaleriga with certainty, "So it has nothing to do with me."
With a charming smile, Yaleriga agreed with his idea and claimed that taking off her coat on the battlefield was a bad omen. She mentioned that there was a famous killer organization in the past, but somehow, as long as their people lost their iconic black and red coats during missions, they would die inexplicably. This happened five or six times in succession, so much so that they had to temporarily suspend operations to try to figure out if someone had placed a curse on them.
Although Luo Binhan felt a little wrong with the examples given by Yaleriga, he was still happy that his innocence had been proven. At that moment, he forgot to find paper and pen to ask for Ya Laili Galli's signature, but thought of another important thing.
"I need to upgrade my self-defense capabilities." He said seriously to Yaleriga, "I feel that my current equipment is not good at all."
Yaleriga expressed her willingness to listen to his needs, and Luo Binhan first said that he wanted a usable, effective, and lethal gun - he always felt that that thing was more powerful than a flaming scimitar. Give yourself a sense of security.
"What kind of gun do you want?" Yaleriga asked.
"All is fine. But can you change its shell to gold?"
Yaleriga didn't say no, but she made it clear to Luo Binhan that it would make everyone regard him as a panconventional aristocratic country bumpkin who had just come into contact with astral tunneling, and would greatly increase the risk of him being stolen, robbed, and defrauded. The probability.
Luo Binhan had to change his mind and asked for a less cool pistol. Then he took off the ring on his hand and pushed it in front of Yaleriga.
Yaleriga silently looked at the dragon pattern on the ring, seemingly unwilling to touch it with her hands.
"Can you help me change this ring?" Luo Binhan said.
He described the effect he wanted to Yaleriga in great detail, and then left full of expectations. He spent the next few days eagerly waiting for Yaleriga to deliver his equipment. While waiting, he tried his best not to think about Jing Huang and Lan Que, and just spent time with Marin and Momolo.
That day he and Marin talked about cat people again, and their magical and tragic fairyland-like hometown. After all, Plunci, the cat holding an iron rod, failed to drive away those greedy businessmen from the Topekan galaxy. The four elements that control Lepanting (earth, water, fire, and sugar) finally failed to escape, and the rational civilization Another blood debt.
"But the Tupes are not much better." Marin said, "Those rationalists have indeed exhausted Lepanting's resources, but they have not understood the way the elements exist - every element controller dies , they entered a kind of 'reincarnation' and randomly selected species to be born on their native land. Since the number of creatures in Lepanting was reduced by 90% during the war, three elements were born in Tuo who was stationed in Lepanting at that time. The Pekan mercenaries. They kept silent and returned to the Tuo Pekan galaxy along with the whole ship of elemental crystals... Alas, the fruit-granting demon even made a documentary specifically about this matter. I really look down on it. They are fake, but I have to admit that they restored the elementalization process of the Topeikan galaxy quite well. Those ice seas, fire fields, and candy cliffs... the special effects and music are first-class, and the lens language is also very good. You have time You must take a look at it.”
He mentioned the fruit-granting demon again, and Luo Binhan couldn't help but ask a few more questions. It was out of some vague vigilance. After all, there were some gossips about sightings of UFOs in his hometown from time to time. But at the same time, he asked very cautiously so as not to trigger Marin's sadness again.
As a result, Marin was not sad at all this time. He shrugged and said, "You asked about their current documentary? It will take a while! I must have forgotten to tell you about this last time. They used to use traps The animals they brought were genetically modified to create some interesting hybrid planets first, and then went on to deal with wars and species reproduction. Usually when they were tinkering with these things, they always pretended to be some kind of regular species. For example, they would suddenly Appear in front of a group of primitive civilizations, dress up beautifully, and tell the primitive monkeys that they are gods or devils, so that even if the alliance inspectors pass by, they will not be able to find them. They have a good plan, but... Alas! These intellectual civilizations have inertia of thinking, you know? They are always unlucky in their own habits."
Luo Binhan asked curiously: "Didn't they set up traps and fish ponds? Didn't they provoke Yuolv?"
"You are just thinking rationally, brother!" Marin said, "They also think that nothing will happen if they don't do it in front of the regular species, but you have to understand that for some regular species, the name and body is of considerable importance. In short, the fruit-granting demon pretended to be an abyss demon on a certain planet, made several films with a somewhat special taste, and also tricked those unlucky primitive people into harvesting high-energy minerals from their own planet and sacrificing them to In the end, they just slapped their butts and ran away. They thought they had done it perfectly, but those unlucky ones with depleted planets were completely desperate. In order to let the great 'Energy Demon' come back, they searched the entire planet. They started a blood sacrifice summoning and piled up thousands of mountains of corpses. Guess what? They really succeeded. An Abyss Demon King who lived nearby was attracted by their desperation. When he figured out who was impersonating him, From now on, the great lord will be very angry! It is said that he wanted to settle accounts with the fruit-granting demon, but he couldn't deal with the ether eliminator, so he found the White Tower directly from the dream, and then used the White Tower to ask the tallest monster in the mind through the White Tower. The fire thief who complained - this is really the devil who cares about his reputation the most I know."
"Fuck," Luo Binhan said, "Is this okay? Do they even accept complaints from demons?"
"In principle, no. Because the Fruit-Giving Demon had not signed the Supreme Convention at the time. Anything they did to the trap belt would not violate Alliance laws. But the Alliance is their largest consumer market, man! The fire thieves cannot be blamed. What do they do with the trap tape, but tax evasion is a whole other story.”
"What tax evasion?"
"It's those documentaries. Completely true documentaries can be classified as educational resources in the alliance, which means that any civilization that joins the alliance must be given a corresponding amount of tax relief. But if there are major fictional elements in it, then it must be Taxes will be increased according to the standards of entertainment resources, and penalties for false declarations will also be added."
Marin sighed with regret: "That's a huge explosion of goodwill, my friend! As soon as the news of the public prosecution of the fire thief was released from Central City, the valuation of the Fruit Granting Demon in Kebei City immediately shrunk by 40%. They've made a hundred base years of films in vain, and they have to be investigated by a third-party expert panel appointed by the alliance, otherwise they can't continue to practice. It's a pity in this regard - I mean, after all, it's It’s a loss to the literary and art world, you understand, right?”
Luo Binhan responded with a few words. So Marin, who was excited about the conversation, talked about the experiences of the Stone Heart Incubators and the Preaching Heavenly Officials: the former tried to build an infinite energy structure based on the principle of the wishing machine in the trap zone. As a result, they overestimated the rigorous thinking of the creatures in the trap zone. Sexuality, the resulting logical loopholes in the structure caused ether backlash, and the entire star layer was almost engulfed by the wave of magic; the latter overly underestimated the variability and development of those ascended humanoid energy blocks, so that the deceived civilization Eventually it split into two factions: the Law and Lishi factions. The rationalists among the victims ran around and shouted loudly. Then the angry energy blocks who woke up and realized that they had been deceived rose up and used their magic to demolish the entire mining base of the "Heavenly Officials".
"They are all harmed by inertial thinking, my friend." Marin said with emotion, "The rules and regulations don't make sense. They don't make any sense. They just can't remember this."
Luo Binhan also felt sad and said in a serious tone: "As a human being, you should never go fishing. Fishing has heavy karma. Satisfy yourself with the pain of traps, and you will be rewarded in your later years."
They sighed sadly together. At this time, Yaleriga came to the bridge room and placed a pistol and a ring in front of Luo Binhan.
"This is what you want."
Luo Binhan jumped up from his chair. He didn't bother studying the pistol, but grabbed the ring and rushed back to his room.
Fina is sleeping in the cage. Luo Binhan put it on his lap and shook the ring in his hand at it. At this time, the decorations on the ring became richer - he asked Yaleriga to add a simple and abstract phoenix pattern opposite the dragon pattern.
He first touched the dragon pattern.
"Now," said the ring.
Fina, who was napping, raised her head and looked at him intently. Luo Binhan grinned at it, and then touched the phoenix pattern on the other side.
"Ugh." said the ring.
Fina froze. It looked at the ring with incredible eyes. After a long time, it stretched out its paws tremblingly and touched the surface of the ring. Luo Binhan calmly adjusted the ring body to ensure that it touched the phoenix pattern.
"嘤嘤." The ring said sadly, "嘤嘤嘤——"
Fina's claws froze in the air. Its face was scrunched up in sheer shock and sadness. That simply made Luo Binhan as happy as he was in bliss.
"Are you angry?" He said with a smile, "Are you angry? Are you angry? Are you angry?"
Fina's tongue shot out like a bullet and hit him hard on the face. Luo Binhan suddenly lost consciousness of his body. He froze in place, watching helplessly as Fina hooked the ring away with her tail and slipped into a corner to grieve alone. A full ten hours later, Yaleriga walked into his room and put him on the bed to survive the remaining effects of the toxin. The price paid for this pleasure was heavy, and until the Silence landed, his face still had not regained consciousness.
Blue Magpie, who was about to get off the boat, was startled when she saw him.
"Luo Han, why are you looking like this? What happened on the ship? Or are you feeling unwell?"
"It's okay." Luo Binhan said with a dull expression, "I regret it now, very much."
