Luo Binhan sat under the firewood pile like a clay sculpture, watching the savages coming and going in a busy and cheerful manner. He thought that these were a group of remnants of the apocalypse who would usher in the "day of darkness" in more than ten days, and the only unhappy person present was actually himself.
The helplessness of being overwhelmed by the list came over him. Just when he was about to climb up the pyre again and stalk Yaleriga, a savage ran over happily, pointed to the sky, and said to him: "Wow!"
Luo Binhan recognized him as Brother Xiaoxiang at a glance. He was a little moved and a little desperate. He waved his hand and said, "Let's play."
Brother Xiaoxi squatted down and rubbed his head affectionately with his palms: "Woo!"
"Can you say something else?" Luo Binhan asked unhappily. He remembered that he still had the translator with him, so he took it out and put it in his ear.
"Huh?" Brother Xiaoxiang said.
The translator did nothing.
"The sound language here is incomplete." Yaleriga's voice floated faintly from the pyre, "There is no complete internal language in their thinking, and the translator cannot organize expressions on their behalf."
"Then how did Lao Mo communicate with them?"
"That's magic." Yaleriga said.
Luo Binhan looked at Brother Xiaoxiang angrily, but the other party smiled at him with surprise on his face. That expression made Luo Binhan suddenly have an idea. He immediately jumped up and ran into the village to find Momolo.
At this time, Momolo was sitting on the straw mat, and the Prime Minister solemnly preached the deeds of Master Sanglian. A group of very young savages surrounded him, listening with their eyes wide open to his gentle voice.
Luo Binhan rushed over, squeezed out of the way of the little savage, and grabbed Mo Moruo's hand: "Old Mo! I need you!"
Momolo asked in confusion: "Mr. Luo, what's wrong with you?"
Luo Binhan gasped and said, "I'm about to talk next, so don't be afraid."
Momolo immediately said solemnly: "Please speak, Mr. Luo."
"Jaleliga gave me a task just now." Luo Binhan said. "She praised me for my ability and political integrity - who doesn't know this? Then she gave me a list and asked me to get things according to this."
Momolo politely waited for the next step. Luo Binhan handed him the list and said, "Look at this."
Momolo took the list to read, and the little savages came over and looked at it with great interest. They definitely didn't know what the words above meant, but they all looked inexplicably happy and grinned non-stop.
"What are they laughing at?" Luo Binhan asked suspiciously.
"It's just fun." Momolo said with a wink, "Mr. Luo, how long will it take you to get these?"
"Before tonight."
Robin Hansheng replied helplessly. He found that the little savages were smiling even more happily, and some of them were almost out of breath.
"What are they laughing at!" Luo Binhan asked sternly.
Momolo said innocently: "They are not laughing at you, Mr. Luo."
"Fart! They haven't stopped laughing from just now!"
"That's because of the people behind you."
Luo Binhan suddenly turned around and saw that Brother Xiaoxi had sneaked up behind him at some point, dancing and making some funny moves in front of him. When Luo Binhan found out, he immediately retracted his hands and feet and walked away as if nothing had happened.
"What's his attitude!" Luo Binhan asked angrily.
"I'm just expressing friendship with you, Mr. Luo." Momolo said.
Luo Binhan didn't want to worry about this anymore. He took back his list and said: "Now there is only one way for me to get this done. It is impossible for me to transport so many things by myself, I have to rely on you. Remember to bring more savages - these things It’s hard to fix!”
Momolo gently agreed to his request. Half an hour later all the operatives gathered outside the village. Through Momolo's translation, Luo Binhan successfully delivered a mobilization speech to twelve young savages, including Brother Xiaoxiang.
Since it was so difficult to describe calculators and bicycles to the savages, Luo Binhan announced after careful consideration: "Robbing! You can rob anything you see that is interesting! After robbing, gather them in the square! But remember, don't rob anyone! Don't rob anyone." Did you hear that! I will move every other stitch and thread away for you!"
The savages shouted excitedly. Although they are physically strong, they are not very old. Only Brother Xiaoxi, who is the leader, is allowed to participate in the usual "dark hunting". But this time, because the elders were busy preparing for the festival, they were able to learn the "wisdom of light" from Momolo. Then they carried baskets on their backs and ran excitedly to see the "Dark Age".
The silver stone giant held them all in his palms. They traveled through the star layer and rushed straight to the small town of Yuan Shitai. It was mid-afternoon, the sun was shining brightly, the autumn breeze was refreshing, and the townspeople were enjoying life lazily.
The giant fell from the sky and landed heavily on the square. The whole town was shaken, and several roofs near the square collapsed.
Luo Binhan asked Momolo to lift up a roof and take out a complete set of audio equipment. Then he took the microphone and addressed the entire town below with a speech of aggression.
"Good afternoon to all local residents," he said with a deep look on his face, "We are an advanced civilization from Nebula 87. We have come all the way today to announce a cruel truth to you. I don't mean to target anyone, I mean All of you here are bugs.”
The townspeople looked up at him blankly.
"Well," Luo Binhan said, "It seems useless. Forget it. We are interstellar pirates, here to rob. Don't worry, we are all principled people. We only rob money but not people... Over there, here. I wipe my saliva! Don’t touch me!"
The savage who was scolded by him ran away quickly.
Momolo squatted quietly in the square and waited. It was so huge that there was no room to even stretch its legs a little. Twelve savages from the wilderness are running rampant in modern society, robbing residents of their property. From the candy canes hanging at the door of the store to the glasses on the bridge of the nose of the octogenarian, they greedily grab all the assets of the future world. This scene is truly civilization's darkest hour.
"Can you get the right fucking stuff!" Luo Binhan pointed at the piles of broken glass and yelled, "Don't just pick the shiny ones!"
His request was granted after Momolo translated it. A colorful leather ball was quickly presented, followed by a crying child.
Luo Binhan had to admit that there were serious deviations in the plan. To make up for this, he immediately asked for the mayor to be summoned.
"We still lack a little something, please ask this comrade to cooperate." He said in a natural manner.
Facing the giant's benevolent gaze, the mayor agreed to his request, and then quickly ran away to prepare supplies.
Luo Binhan sat on the swing and waited with satisfaction, when a figure came into his sight. A pregnant woman was looking at him suspiciously from a distance.
He recognized the other person and called him closer.
"Mrs. Mudu," he greeted normally. He reacted immediately when he pronounced the syllable.
The other party responded cautiously, proving that she did have an impression of Luo Binhan. Then she asked, "What the hell are you...?"
"That's not important." Luo Binhan said, "Do you have other children?"
She shook her head. Luo Binhan didn't know whether to be happy or worried, he could only stare at her belly. If he cuts the other person's belly open at this moment, what is in there?
"This child will never be born," he said to her abruptly.
At that moment, he saw the other person's eyes becoming strange. It was as if something was stirring deep in her pupils, ready to wake up at any moment. Luo Binhan immediately burst out laughing: "I'm joking. You don't take it seriously, do you?"
Mrs. Mudu's pupils returned to their original state, still looking at him with doubt and fear. Facing an interstellar pirate, her expression was so real that no pregnant woman could be more helpless than she was now.
Luo Binhan stopped making any attempts to stimulate him, and just called Brother Xiaoxi over, hoping that they would look at each other. However, Brother Xiaoxiang was so greedy that he kept swallowing saliva, and Luo Binhan was so angry that he kicked him.
"Sooner or later you will regret this day!" he scolded bitterly.
All the supplies were finally collected at dusk, and together with a pile of useless waste - mostly glass and plastic with a shiny appearance - were carried to Momolo's palm, ready to be taken along with Luo Binhan and the twelve savage warriors. Ship it back. Luo Binhan once wanted to throw away all those shiny pieces of trash, but the savages liked them so much, and the look in their eyes made Luo Binhan show mercy in the end.
"But you have to fucking throw this away." He said to a savage who was shouldering a girl from the town. "I don't care what your purpose is. Wherever you took it, I put it back."
The savage put the girl back in grievance. Luo Binhan checked everyone again to make sure they didn't bring any snacks, and then directed Momolo to continue on the road. When dusk began in the sky, they had already arrived at the lakeside.
An aircraft is already waiting there. Inside is the long-lost Joel Farman and Poppa. When they met Joel Farman whistled: "You've had a great harvest."
"Although I don't know the use of these gadgets yet." Luo Binhan said, "Where have you been during this time?"
"Underground. Popa thinks Wanbozi might collect resources nearby. But it seems we are in the wrong place."
Hearing this, Luo Binhan knew that Yaleriga had contacted them. Not surprisingly, he asked: "Where are you going now?"
"Yes," Joel Farman said. "We heard what you found. Poppa knows how to unlock the metal plant."
"The green dragon eats the gold armor." Popa interjected.
"Do you want to come along?" Joel Fineman asked.
Luo Binhan was fascinated by this name. He decisively shook off the savages and got into the aircraft. Ten minutes later they were deep underground, facing the simple and spectacular bronze vine pillars.
A brilliant copper flower bloomed in front of them, like a sleeping beauty waiting for the prince to wake up. Popa was brought to Tonghua by Joel Farman. It pondered for a while, then raised its head while Luo Binhan waited in fear.
"Babuliboya!" said Popa. "Kiss Popa!"
The bronze vine pillar opened suddenly, and a silver moon rose from it.