The next morning, Luo Binhan woke up with a little melancholy. After he met Jing Huang in the mountains, he had a strange dream. It was a Chinese-style wedding held in a church, with happy words and congratulatory couplets posted everywhere. An upright wolf wearing a formal dress, holding a scripture, recited the marriage certificate in Momolo's solemn and holy voice.
Luo Binhan really wanted to see what the groom and the bride looked like, but he couldn't see clearly. There were only countless flower girls who looked like Jing Huang flying around in the air. The scene was so terrifying that he rolled off the bed.
He had no choice but to get up and wash up full of resentment, and then went to the bridge room to find someone. As expected, Jing Huang was not there, and even Momolo was nowhere to be seen. Only Yaleriga was sitting by the bookshelf, reading "Xunqu".
Luo Binhan approached him in a flattering manner: "You are back, old man? Where is that lazy dragon?"
"I put it on the mountain," Yaleriga said, "let it adapt to life in the wild for a period of time. If it can't accept it here, we will pick it up again."
"What about Lao Mo? Did he go to the barbarian village to preach Zen?"
Yaleriga played with her horn chain noncommittally. Luo Binhan took this as his acquiescence, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried about the living conditions of the savages at the moment. Now there is not only a White Tower apprentice who is crazy about returning reports, but also a religious fanatic who once made interstellar gangsters attempt suicide.
In order to rescue these simple savages, Luo Binhan boldly suggested to Yaleriga: "Why don't you, old man, come over and have a look?"
Yaleriga raised her eyebrows and looked at him: "Why?"
"Aren't you more efficient? How long does it take for Old Mona to punish the savages one by one for his good deeds? I think it's better to ask you to conduct a beheading operation and collect the savage leader so that he can indulge in beauty and have no intention of doing anything. Isn't it better to eat people than to build a seven-level pagoda?"
"You don't understand their organizational structure." Yaleriga said, "Their leaders are elected. Once a tribal leader is internally deemed unable to perform his duties, the leaders of other tribes will ask him to give in and control the individual. Leaders are meaningless. Moreover, Wuda is a clan of many clans, and their clansmen must regularly exchange with outside clans to ensure that the blood of every clan flows in the guardian's body. Even if we control everyone in the village, once We leave and they will be replaced by new blood."
"Fuck, primitive people are still so complicated?"
"They attach great importance to the mission of the guardian." Yaleriga said indifferently.
"They are stubborn! They don't want to repent!" Luo Binhan criticized angrily, "The political system has a nose and an eye, so why can't they get rid of the problem of cannibalism? If they continue to do so, I will let Lao Mo demolish their house. Come on, let’s see if she’s honest or not… How come you, old man, know so clearly?”
Yaleriga smiled at him, then took out a flower candy from the vase and handed it to him.
"There is a young girl in the house to the east of the tribe, with three braids and a branch-shaped tattoo on her face." She said slowly, "If you go there, help me give her this flower. , tell her this is my return gift. If you want to have some fun, she's totally welcome to do it."
Luo Binhan took a step back: "Isn't this appropriate? Lao Mo is busy there, so I won't join in the fun. Anyway, I can't help..."
"I have a favor for you to do," Yaleriga said. "I need to study the collective legends of these tribes. Since you have nothing to do now, why not take your friends to see what's going on on the other side?"
Luo Binhan didn't understand what she meant by "opposite" at first, until Yaleriga pointed to another world beyond the sky.
He was a little stunned, not expecting that he would be entrusted with such an important task, but without giving him any time to think about it, Yaleriga immediately picked up a toolbox from the side of the chair and handed him some small things one after another.
"Instant translator." She first handed Luo Binhan a white colloid that looked like an earplug. "It will read the brain waves of the other party when they speak and generate a translation in Alliance Standard for you. But it can't really let you learn their language, so You also need to plug the information collector into their public network."
She then handed Luo Binhan a very thin metal wire with a ball attached to the end. Luo Binhan was a little skeptical about whether this thing could match the interface of electronic equipment in that world, but Yaleriga told him that as long as it could reach inside the interface, it would be enough.
Before he could fully understand the use of these two things, he was stuffed with a short glass stick that looked like a mini flashlight, which could cause primitive creatures that witnessed its light to lose their memory for five to ten minutes; a fragrant simulated jasmine flower. Ordinary people who smell the corsage will be comatose for at least four hours; the last is an automatically deforming electronic probe that can open most mechanical locks with simple structures. In other words, it allows Luo Binhan to open any special door in that world. Electronically unlocked car, garage or security doors.
Luo Binhan held the probe and looked at it for a while, then solemnly said to Yaleriga: "Can I ask you why the old man has these things?"
"They are all basic general tools." Yaleriga said. "If you lack some simple raw materials, or simply want to take a vacation in isolation, it is easiest to find a primitive civilization with a trap. Alliance's Regulation doesn't cover that and they can't go to the District Court to appeal."
Luo Binhan did not dare to think deeply about whether his hometown had received many such "tourists". He sorted out these sundries and put them in his pocket, preparing to invite Marin and Frosttail to drag the raft out and have fun together. At this time, Yaleriga stopped him and led him to the sub-cabin parking area at the bottom.
Yaleriga patted his dog's head: "The entrance to that world is very safe, so you can try to do something. At least you should learn to fly a sub-cabin aircraft."
Luo Binhan felt that this opportunity came a bit abruptly, and he might not be able to grasp it with his dull qualifications. But Yaleriga told him that either he would use his own brain to learn it today, or she would let him learn it.
So the loyal and hard-working Luo Binhan immediately asked his knowledgeable crewmate for advice and mastered basic driving skills in just two hours. Yaleriga asked him to drive around the mountains a few times and decided that he was able to go on the road independently.
"This is much easier than driving." Luo Binhan commented.
"You are only using the intelligent assistance system," Yaleriga said. "Switching to manual operation is completely different. If you encounter an aircraft out of control, do not try to correct it manually and press the emergency escape button immediately."
Luo Binhan remembered her advice, and in order to prevent himself from falling into this situation alone, he decided to take Marin and Shuangwei with him. If possible, he would like to take Joel Farman with him, but firstly, the space of the aircraft is limited, and secondly, she and Popa have already set off to search for traces of Wanbozi.
Marin, who was tired of the beautiful scenery of the empty mountain, wanted to have some fun, so he readily accepted his invitation. They then worked together to trick Shuangwei, who was so bored that he was in a daze, onto the boat and flew towards the mirror in the sky. Luo Binhan was originally worried that this aircraft would fail like Keore's spacecraft, but fortunately, it successfully crossed the lake in the end.
"Don't be stupid," said Marin, who knew his concerns. "This is just a somewhat mysterious trap. It's far away from the universe. Besides, look at what's going on next door. Maybe there will be another trap." In a few thousand years, the aether here will completely fade away and become like their neighbors. This is common in trap zones."
They flew in the direction they first followed the savages, bypassed the fire station, and found a very modern town dozens of kilometers away. Luo Binhan and Marin walked into the town with great resemblance to the locals, while Shuangwei had to put on his hood because of his rare silver hair.
The town does not seem to have a large population, but there are many shops of all kinds. In order to complete Yaleriga's information collection task, Luo Binhan first took his two traveling companions to find a mobile phone store.
The clerk greeted them enthusiastically and inquired, and his words were almost simultaneously converted into the alliance's lingua franca through the translator in Luo Binhan's ear.
Luo Binhan pretended to cough twice to show that he could not speak, and then allowed the clerk to introduce the new mobile phones. This experience was very familiar to him, but both Marin and Shuangwei found it quite interesting, whispering to each other behind his back. When the store clerk introduced a new product, Luo Binhan immediately recognized it as the same model he had used to rescue the girl before.
He showed an interested expression, and the clerk immediately increased his praise for that phone, from its advanced triple-stack screen to its ultra-thin body, from its high-definition pixels to its hottest fashion spokesperson.
The clerk's endless recommendations made Luo Binhan feel the urge to play prank. He almost planned to stun the other party with the amnesia stick given by Yaleriga, and then secretly take away a few mobile phones, but then he thought that the other party might lose his job as a result, so he had to give up this exciting idea. He asked Marin and Frosttail to subdue each other, and with an evil smile, he took out a thin metal wire and gestured it back and forth to the clerk's nostrils and eyes. After threatening him for five minutes, he stuffed it into the computer on the counter. in the interface.
After doing all this, they quickly used the amnesia stick to kill the store clerk, fled back to the aircraft with the collected information, and then started laughing wildly without any conscience.
