"...That day I went abroad to meet my sister, and I happened to meet a distant relative who had been separated from my family for a long time. It turned out that the person was dead, leaving only a white adopted daughter who was doing scientific research in the university. I was just being polite. I went to say hello, but the woman's reaction was very strange. She kept saying that she was in danger, and gave me an emerald-like stone and asked me to take it with me to escape back to the country. At the time, I thought she was not mentally normal, and she didn't. I argued with her and went back with the stone. As a result, her building burned down the next day, and the fire started from the fourth floor where she lived. Seeing that something was very wrong, I fled back to the country urgently, and the stone It was so evil that it kept attracting bugs, and all the cockroaches in my apartment building died on my floor in one day.”
"So what is that stone?" Marin asked.
In fact, Luo Binhan didn't know either. At that time, he checked inside the stone and determined that no illegal items were hidden. He also considered handing it over to an official agency for processing, or burying it completely, but before he could make a decision, an incredible accident interrupted his plan.
"Anyway, I was abducted by two fly-headed aliens because of this stone." He said, "They broke into my home at night, locked me in a flying saucer and took me away."
Marin stared at him speechlessly.
"Don't look at me. I still don't know what they are trying to do. Anyway, these two bug brothers tied me and the stone into the spacecraft. They brought a translator or something like that and told me They were patrolmen, and they wanted to take me and the prohibited items to court. As soon as we flew to the ecological reserve in the neighboring city, I saw a swan boat on the lake from the air, and there was a red-clothed idiot standing on the boat..."
Marin and Momolo looked at the sleeping Jing Huang.
"Then that idiot used a thunder to chop us all down." Luo Binhan continued, "Now that I think about it, this guy might have wanted to rob those stupid spaceships, but he didn't grasp the importance and hacked the safety belt system. It broke, and I was stuck on the seat and couldn't get out, so this guy decided to sail and throw me back home. I followed his instructions and looked for the coordinates of my hometown on the spacecraft map. This guy got impatient and ran away first. I went out to play music. Then suddenly another little pervert in black clothes appeared. He looked exactly like this kid and called himself 'The Thorn of Thorns and the Emperor of Mysterious Jade'..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Marin said, "So you met two 'Jing Huang'?"
"Absolutely. But at that time, the little idiot in red didn't understand my language, and I didn't know where he came from. The little pervert in black was quite fluent in speech. He insisted on me remembering that his name was 'Jing Huang', and he even took me He gave me my cell phone and keys and said I would kill all my relatives and friends.”
Marin frowned uneasily.
"You know what that sounds like, right?" he said. "If this person we know now is the real owner, then the one who wants to kill you is obviously..."
Luo Binhan shrugged and said, "You have to ask that kid. He has been refusing to explain to me what happened. In short, the little pervert in black first killed Brother Chong who kidnapped me, and then held me hostage. The little idiot in red poked out some kind of shield on his left hand... The little idiot did as he was told. I thought he was about to surrender, but suddenly he set the fire on the little pervert and stabbed the little pervert's skull with his left hand. After I was fucked, I suddenly started talking human words, and even called me annoying."
Momolo and Marin nodded in agreement. It seems that they are finally convinced that the little fool is the interstellar pirate they know.
"Then he moved into your home." Marin said, "You took in your savior?"
"……almost."
But it's actually much different. Luo Binhan never thought that the other party needed to be taken in at that moment. He only took the other party to escape because Jing Huang burned the precious wetlands in the ecological reserve and to avoid being held accountable.
As soon as they ran a short distance, a strange red feather tattoo appeared on the face of the boy in red, and then he started bleeding from his orifices. He claimed that it was because of the dead policeman who just died - in fact, he was not the one who killed him, but died at the hands of the little pervert in black after being knocked unconscious by him. According to Luo Binhan, the responsibilities between the two of them are at least 50% to 70%.
"——You go. I'll go to my place after a rest."
The boy in red said this, and then sat down in the grass with blood on his face. It was like a worldly expert who had reached the end of his life and was ready to die with his head bent and cross-legged.
At that time, Luo Binhan had not figured out the origin and name of the boy in red. Perhaps out of morality or out of curiosity, he did not leave, but asked the boy in red what was going on.
"I can't get out. I broke the rules when I came in. I will definitely be banned from here."
The young man replied with his eyes closed. So Luo Binhan continued to ask: "What do you mean? Is there a ghost breaking into the wall near here?"
"It has nothing to do with you. If you want to leave, you can leave at any time. Don't be here all day long and make people upset."
The boy slapped his hands harshly as if to ward off flies. His attitude angered Luo Binhan, so Luo Binhan sat in the grass, chewed the beef jerky he accidentally brought and said, "I won't leave, and I'm going to force you. What can you do to me?"
"I'll kill your family." The boy in red said gloomily.
That sentence was completely non-threatening in the circumstances at that time, so Luo Binhan said nonchalantly: "Come here if you have the ability. Anyway, my house is very close, so please go and kill him. Remember to start with my uncle's second son. That kid bullied his classmates in private, and I have long disliked him."
"...a reckless idiot. That's all. If you don't know my name, I won't care about you. I'll just treat it as if you said it unintentionally."
The boy in red turned around indifferently.
"Hey, I'm pretty good at pretending." Luo Binhan continued to hold the beef jerky in his mouth and said, "You can't walk for a few miles, but you still want to visit my house in Lihai City? The same goes for that little pervert named Jing Huang just now. You mess with people and friends at every turn. What kind of alien culture are you talking about? Come on, come on, just come, no matter you are still Jing Huang, I will open the door if you dare to come."
Then he saw the boy in red jump up from the ground.
"Hey! You idiot-"
The young man touched his face angrily. The feathery red lines on his face began to become blurry, surging like clouds, and finally disappeared completely.
Then the boy in red suddenly became agile again and was not ready to die on the spot. He put on a stinking face as if the whole world was his debtor, and followed Luo Binhan back to Lihai City feeling unhappy. Luo Binhan thought about letting him stay in a hotel named by his father, but the boy in red insisted that he could only live in Luo Binhan's home.
Luo Binhan lived alone in a spacious luxury apartment and didn't care about many freeloaders, so he readily agreed. But he didn't expect that the boy in red would occupy his mini home theater and be an unreasonable electrical appliance killer, killing everything except TVs and mobile phones.
Compared with being abducted by fly-headed aliens, this was still within his acceptance range, so Luo Binhan reluctantly endured it. After Jing Huang learned how to use his backup mobile phone number to order takeout, he quickly went abroad to continue dealing with his sister's affairs.
Then, while he was supervising his sister not to flirt with men and lying on the beach every day to sunbathe, he unexpectedly received a call from Zhou Yu's father. The well-known brain professor who participated in medical seminars overseas told him in an understatement that Zhou Yu committed suicide by slitting his wrists two days ago. Because he was sent to the hospital for rescue in time, his life is now out of danger.
"Zhou Yu may need a friend to accompany him now... please."
The professor explained so succinctly and then hung up the communication, not intending to go back. Luo Binhan immediately flew back to China overnight. While waiting for the flight, he called Jing Huang irritably to confirm that he was safe at home, and asked him to buy some things for him to visit the doctor.
Jing Huang, who squatted at home and watched TV every day, agreed. So he prepared a large bouquet of red roses for Luo Binhan.
After receiving it, Luo Binhan thought quietly for a long time, and finally asked solemnly: "Why?"
"The red color is beautiful." Jing Huang said.
Luo Binhan knew at that time that he was wrong. He shouldn't have let something like this enter his home, but it was too late. Later, when he went abroad, he managed to sneak her into Zhou Yu's home. It is said that within three days, Zhou Yu's microwave oven, washing machine, and bathroom heating lamp were useless at the time.
