Although Luo Binhan is still worried that his mother will return to China to find evidence that her son was murdered, overturn the golden houses of each of her ex-husband's lovers, and leave unforgettable serious psychological trauma to all his half-brothers and sisters, he Still have to.
Momolo's whole body suddenly shone with light, so much so that the spectacle lenses on his face almost turned into two dazzling white masses. Malinovras, who had never seen such a scene before, was so frightened that he turned over and hid behind his chair.
"Come on, Mr. Luo!" Momolo said excitedly, "Let's fight for the peace of the universe together!"
Luo Binhan stared at his outstretched hand, and at that moment he actually felt hesitant. When the journey first began, he was ignorant of the dangers he was about to face, and firmly believed that he would return to his hometown after a safe and smooth short-term journey. So becoming a "Guardian of Light who fights for the universe" is obviously right. Both he and Momolo were extremely unsuitable. But after experiencing the Gate City incident, he finally woke up from a dream and truly experienced the madness and chaos of the outside world.
The personal protection of his fellow travelers was not enough to completely prevent the occurrence of certain unexpected situations. He could never be sure whether the next weird space door would open at his feet and throw him out of reach of the Silence crew. A high-energy ray gun is not enough to cope with life - at least when traveling with Jing Huang.
He understood that he urgently needed stronger means of self-protection, and the Silverstone Giant was as tempting as a free luxury lunch falling from the sky. Luo Binhan didn't even have the nerve to say that he had collected one or two tokusatsu action figures with half-interest. In comparison, he felt that Momolo's original shape was actually pretty good.
Luo Binhan thought about the situation and began to feel a little shaken. He asked Momolo: "Do you really have no special requirements for the human body? For example, do you have to be a member of the special search team?"
"But there are not that many members of the special search team, Mr. Luo." Momolo said a little regretfully, "And many interstellar crimes are mobile in nature, and the fixed-stay model is no longer suitable for peacekeeping in today's society."
Luo Binhan was even more shaken. He has no intention of fighting for the peace of the universe throughout his life, but if it is just an interlude during the journey, he certainly does not mind helping others occasionally. After all, Jing Huang has caused enough trouble. Does he still care about which criminal organization comes to retaliate?
"We can still be separated after fusion, right?" He asked dubiously, "We are basically two independent minds? It won't lead to some soul-absorbing thing, right?"
Momolo nodded affirmatively and said frankly and cheerfully: "Of course Mr. Luo! Our will and emotions will be merged into one, but this does not mean that our respective paths will be erased! When your When life enters a new stage, we will say goodbye to each other with the memories of our shared years. At that time, I will return to the Eternal Light Realm, tell the instructors about my internship experience, and then receive the title of Guardian of Light with their approval. !It will definitely be a very happy time!”
Luo Binhan was completely shaken. He felt that although Momolo was a little too obsessed with chasing idols and market consumption, he was undoubtedly still a very patient and kind-hearted good alien, fully worthy of a title such as a guardian. Just before he took a deep breath and prepared to answer, Marin, who was hiding behind the chair, spoke.
"Does this mean that you two want to achieve spiritual fusion?" Marin said, "Share all of each other's thoughts and memories? Including the most shameful secrets in your heart?"
Luo Binhan's slightly longing expression suddenly solidified. His mind began to work in overdrive, recalling many life events that he vowed to take with him into the coffin. Most of them are insignificant to this world, or have been forgotten by other participants, but if Zhou Yu, the only one who may remember, dares to reveal these things, Luo Binhan will fly to the rooftop and threaten death to silence him.
"Men can't do that," he said with a clear voice on the altar.
Momolo blinked continuously, looking at him aggrievedly and inexplicably. Luo Binhan felt his conscience was tormenting him, so he said resolutely: "I'm going back to my room to do push-ups."
He immediately ran back to the room to do push-ups, leaving Momolo staring at Marin resentfully. In fact, Luo Binhan was also curious about whether Marin could become Momolo's human body, but he immediately gave up this idea. After all, he had never remembered a special feature film in which the human body had such bad heterosexuality recorded. It was obviously not in line with the social values of the Eternal Light Realm civilization.
While thinking about what good qualities he had that could earn Momolo's appreciation, he began to do push-ups skillfully. When he counted to the 157th time, he finally realized that something was not quite right.
Luo Binhan jumped up from the ground in shock and shook his hands and feet. Except that the right hand is not very smooth - the cat said it takes five or six days to adapt - the other parts are as flexible as a martial arts athlete in good condition. He tried to jump up on the spot and easily touched the ceiling of the room. He then used his hands to lift the entire bed, and finally stood on tiptoe on the back of the chair on the balance beam for three full minutes.
This is obviously not how a rich second-generation potted plant in the countryside should behave. Luo Binhan immediately rushed out of the room and ran to the bridge room calling Jing Huang to the world.
"What do you want to do?" Jing Huang came in with a gloomy face. Luo Binhan judged from his hairstyle that this person was sleeping again just now.
He grabbed the other person's hair and said, "My sports scores have soared!"
"...You drank the damn red spring water."
This answer did not surprise Luo Binhan. He pulled Jing Huang's head excitedly: "This upgrade is too fast! Can I defeat SARS now? Will I become a superman directly?"
Jing Huang pointed at the metal table coldly and said, "Put that up."
Luo Binhan complied. The table was a little heavy, and his right hand was weak, but with the help of his left hand, he could still complete the requirements easily.
Then Jing Huang stretched out the little finger of his right hand towards him.
"See clearly, this hand is my real body," Jing Huang said, "not a modified mechanical arm."
He lifted the table up with one finger, threw it to the ceiling three times and caught it, and finally held it above his head and spun it around a dozen times like a handkerchief. After doing all this, Jing Huang put the table back to its original position and said to Luo Binhan expressionlessly: "Be a rookie and don't make any more trouble for yourself."
"Grass," Luo Binhan said, "Where's your water? Give me a few more sips!"
"You can only drink that thing once at most. If it weren't for the fact that it was a matter of life and death, you shouldn't have been exposed to it in the first place."
Luo Binhan asked unconvincedly: "Is it so rare? What will happen if you take one more sip?"
"She will be pregnant." Jing Huang said.
Luo Binhan looked at him silently.
"...Who's pregnant?" he asked barely calmly.
"You." Jing Huang said coldly, "The water of the Red Spring comes from the Demonic Sea, and the yin pole generates yang, transforming and cultivating heterogeneous substances. It is not harmful for women to take it, and for men to drink it for the first time, it can also cleanse the marrow and strengthen the tendons. If you drink it again, the yin will invade the body. , there is a ghost fetus in the abdomen, which stagnates for forty-nine days and comes out from under the ribs."
"...Does that mean I'm going to give birth to something from under my ribs?"
"Absolutely. With your physique, you won't be able to give birth to any powerful monster. It's probably just a lump of human-eating flesh and blood."
"...Where is the child's father?"
"you are dead."
So Luo Binhan decided to be a rookie now, and then attack again when he returns to his hometown. He carried Fina's cage and the "Introduction to Self-Defense" given by Yaleriga back to his room, and continued to beat the widow's heart fiercely during the free time of push-ups and aerobics.
