Luo Binhan is a virgin.
His father, who had millions of dollars in wealth, had married two wives and had at least ten non-legal "partners". These were the ones I had been with steadily, and Luo Binhan, who had never been with them but only slept with them, couldn't count them.
Things are much better on the maternal side. His mother has only been married three times, and has never had a "non-legal partner" within marriage. She has probably had five or six boyfriends, and Luo Binhan didn't want to ask about the extent of their relationships.
His parents' way of doing things had a profound impact on him. He is well-groomed and well-fed, but he has no girlfriend, no first kiss, and of course no great harmony in his life.
His mother once thought he had a crush on Zhou Yu. Because Zhou Yu came from a clean family and was an upright person, his mother readily agreed to the matter and was absolutely supportive and willing to provide legal help. It was not until later that his mother discovered that they were just chatting under the quilt. She began to suspect that her son was functionally defective.
Luo Binhan has no flaws. His reaction after being forcibly kissed by a stunning beauty was also very ordinary.
"You called you mom." Jing Huang said after being disturbed by his screams.
Jing Huang's face was gloomy, with bags under his eyes and messy hair. He looked tired, as if he had just been awakened from a deep sleep. Luo Binhan grabbed the hair on top of his head and began to shake it wildly: "Your mate is harassing me!"
"Did she sleep with you?"
"Why do you think so dirty?"
Jing Huang opened his hand and said, "Yalai is a member of the Evangelical family, and sleeping with people is her basic operation."
"What about kissing?"
"Do you know how many slices of bread you've eaten?"
"I've eaten forty-two slices this year," Luo Binhan said. "I hope people ask me this. In addition, I've eaten six baguettes."
Jing Huang pushed him back to the chair: "Don't disturb me while I'm sleeping."
The soft chair floated upward again, returning to Yaleriga who was leisurely holding a flower and dipping her drink.
"Do you want to eat some candy to calm down?" Yaleriga asked.
Luo Binhan nodded cautiously.
Yaleriga took out a small white flower from the water bottle with a bouquet and handed it to Luo Binhan. Seeing this, Luo Binhan politely declined: "Forget it, forget it, I don't deserve to live on the same planet as Brother Ma..."
"This is a milk-flavored candy made by the Durand people." Yaleriga said.
Luo Binhan took the flower doubtfully and put it into his mouth. The petals slowly expanded in his mouth, turning into soft balls like marshmallows, and then melted into a sweet milky juice.
He began to feel his stomach lurching, and he hadn't had anything to eat or drink for several hours since the two omelettes in the morning. This flower candy made him even hungrier.
"You can dip it in some ingredients." Yaleriga suggested.
Luo Binhan himself took out a pale pink flower from the bottle and dipped it in a cup of dark green drink for a few seconds. There were green water drops on the flower.
The flower tastes like sweet peach crisps smeared with cucumber juice.
Luo Binhan suddenly realized. He finally knew that the sour berry chocolate flavor remaining in his mouth had nothing to do with Yaleriga's saliva.
"The captain has many enemies." Yaleriga said, "There was one who was hiding on your planet. The captain wanted to kill him, but the captain himself was also being hunted by other enemies. You took him in, and I am very grateful to you. .”
She nodded slightly and solemnly. The thin metal chains hanging from her horns jingled. Luo Binhan twisted his body uncomfortably.
"The person he wants to kill is dead. Now we are ready to leave here and go to places outside the alliance through the gate city." Yaleriga said, "The captain thinks this can prevent his enemies from finding him."
Luo Binhan chewed the petals and thought for a few seconds, then asked: "What is the alliance? Your government?"
"More like your international community, but much looser than that."
"You just can't do anything?"
Yaleriga showed a cheerful smile: "Here in the Wuyuan Territory, the Alliance really can't do anything."
"Is there any royal law in this universe?"
"better than nothing."
“…Is there anyone responsible for enforcing the law?”
"It's in name only."
"Oh...then how can the people ensure their daily production and life?"
"Leave it to fate."
Luo Binhan swallowed the sugar juice and said, "Then what do you rely on for food?"
Yaleriga smiled and said nothing. So Luo Binhan asked again: "How do you usually divide the accounts between you and the officials?"
"We don't split accounts." Yaleriga said, "We don't communicate with officials."
Luo Binhan pulled out the remaining flower stem from his mouth, raised his hand towards Yaleriga and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you are the star Zhang Mazi? Did I start from my master's position when I joined the gang?"
"No, you don't have to do anything." Yaleriga replied, "Silence will protect your safety during this period."
Luo Binhan understood. His entire body is like a commemorative potted plant for alien travel that Jinghuang randomly copied from Blue Star.
"How soon can I go back?"
"It depends."
“Is something going to happen to my family and friends?”
"Not until the captain thinks you're gone."
This is almost everything Luo Binhan wants to know in his current situation. He stopped asking questions and leaned back into the soft chair. For a while, he didn't want to care about anything except eating flower candies.
But Yaleriga didn't think so: "We have three problems that need to be solved. The first is language."
"But you speak Chinese very well." Luo Binhan said, "Can the whole universe speak Chinese?"
"I learned your language from the captain. It belongs to the same language family as the captain's native language, and it is easy to decipher. But you still need to learn one or two common languages."
Luo Binhan began to feel uncomfortable. He often goes abroad, but his foreign language scores have never been very good. "When does it begin?"
Yaleriga gently touched her lips: "You have learned."
Luo Binhan opened his mouth blankly. He saw Yaleriga spit out a series of syllables from her lips. It was definitely a language he had never heard before, but his brain naturally understood it.
"Exchanging saliva with me will allow us to share part of our knowledge," she said. "This is how we evangelicals learn."
"...Does it have to be saliva?"
Yareliga smiled ambiguously. She licked her lips with a bright red tongue and said: "That is only a rudimentary form, and the flaws are obvious... You can use the language I teach you, but only if you understand the concept of words, if something is in your native language If it doesn't exist, it will be replaced by the closest concept."
Luo Binhan didn't understand what she meant, but he didn't care much either. All his thoughts were on more academic questions: "What is the advanced form of learning for nobles?"
"For the exchange of reproductive information, sex is fine for you." Yaleriga answered without hesitation, "That way the information we have can be fully shared. Do you want to give it a try?"
"Oh. No thank you." Luo Binhan said, "Then why don't you call us welfare tribe?"
"Gospel is the word you choose that best matches it."
Luo Binhan firmly believed that he had no idea what she was talking about.
"The second problem that needs to be solved." Yaleriga continued, "You were born in a trap zone, which should allow you to naturally adapt to the lifestyle of a rational civilization, but in the next journey we will come into contact with about Legal civilization. You may encounter situations that you cannot understand. I hope you don’t panic."
"Because nothing will really happen?"
"Because you can't do anything about it." Yaleriga said softly.
Luo Binhan bit another flower: "Okay, then I'll die. Is there anything else?"
Yaleriga said: "We will arrange for someone to accompany you until you can adapt to life on the ship."
Luo Binhan thought for a moment and asked solemnly: "Will that person sleep with me?"
Yaleriga seemed to pause for a few seconds. She seemed unsure.
"He is not a gospel person," she said, "but if you two are willing, I don't think anyone will object."
She didn't speak Chinese, so Luo Binhan could tell that the "he" in her mouth was a male. Although it has been painful for Luo Binhan to learn foreign languages since he was in junior high school, after weighing it, he still felt that it was not feasible to devote himself to this.
"I won't sleep with him, and he won't sleep with me." He said righteously.
Yaleriga quickly brought over the companion who did not sleep with him.
