004 Pan-sapien ethnocentrism (Part 1)

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Luo Binhan is a person with considerable experience in going abroad.

In the suitcase he prepared for his planned trip abroad, he placed three sets of changes of clothes, two pairs of socks, a set of toiletries, several boxes of Lihai City specialty snacks, mobile phone chargers and plug adapters, exchanged cash, passports, and water bottles. and bagged napkins. In addition, he also had a mobile phone, wallet and lighter in his pocket. The wallet contained credit cards, change, a keychain, ID and several one-inch photos.

Regarding lighters, Luo Binhan sometimes - such as when he learned that his unlucky sister had caused a series of troubles - had the habit of smoking, but he was not addicted to it. Carrying a lighter is more of a hobby for him. It was a luxurious silver lighter, with exquisite Tang grass patterns carved on its surface. On the day Luo Binhan came of age, Zhou Yu gave it as a coming-of-age gift. At that time, Zhou Yu's childhood sweetheart was not missing yet.

Thinking of this, Luo Binhan felt a little puzzled. He didn't want to put the blame on Zhou Yu, but he just felt that his friend was too unlucky. Zhou Yu lost his childhood sweetheart who was already his child bride years ago, and now his best friend is about to be taken away by a UFO descending from the sky. How unfortunate this would be for the lonely medical student. Is this the end? Zhou Yu wants to spend his whole life with a parrot?

But now is not the time to think about Zhou Yu and Parrot.

Luo Binhan and all his personal belongings were taken to a rotunda. It was a normal-looking rest area, with soft chairs, bookshelves, and a TV (at least it looked like a TV). There were even a few glowing potted plants on the table. The entire rotunda is very bright, but there is no light source. A large piece of transparent glass is embedded in the center of the floor of the rotunda, and below is the deep and endless space of the universe. It seems like this is the cosmic version of a glass sky bridge.

Luo Binhan bypassed that area with some awe. He judged from the starlight flying backward that the spacecraft was moving at high speed. Where is the sun? He had no memory of when the ship passed the big fireball.

At this time, a man with green hair floated over. He said to Luo Binhan: "You know that the floor is a simulated image, right?"

"ah?"

"Simulated image." The green-haired man emphasized, "Did you know? The Silence is a wonderfully designed ship. It certainly won't have the bridge directly next to the outer shell. In fact, we have energy equipment underneath... By the way. What do you think of the arrangement of the flowers on the table? Do you think it is better to have the inclinations of the calyxes aligned in one direction as they are now, or should they be placed symmetrically according to the odd and even oddities of their petals?"

"What?"

"Place it, place it. Some statistics claim that the placement of living materials has inherent order. It can often reveal certain unconscious traits of the living population. Ah, that's not important." The green-haired man said happily, "Color, I think color takes priority. Which green do you think is better? #006030 or #009100? How come the coding you use to distinguish colors is so simple? Is this really enough? It's not enough for you There must be a lot of things, right? Can you name the ten least useful things on your planet? What do you think of the lack of material on the surface of rocky planets for life?”

Luo Binhan said politely: "Goodbye."

The green-haired man was about to speak, but Jing Huang walked over and kicked him. This kick failed to kick firmly, but went directly through his body.

"Hey, helmsman, go sail the boat."

The green-haired man floated up under Luo Binhan's eyes. He waved his hand and changed his hair to purple: "Captain, I want to express my dissatisfaction. I am not called the helm. My name is "belonging" - ah, this mathematical symbol mark is very common in your culture, Do you know? Do you know that there is a language divide on your planet? Do you have any imagination about foreign languages ​​when you see it?"

Halfway through "belonging", he suddenly turned to Luo Binhan, stretched out his finger in front of his eyes, and wrote a luminous symbol in the air, ∈.

Jing Huang glanced at the symbol, and then said with certainty: "You control the ship, and you are the rudder. So stop talking nonsense and go sail the ship."

The purple-haired ∈ Grudge disappeared on the spot. Seeing this scene, Luo Binhan pulled Jing Huang's shirt directly: "...Is he a human or a ghost?"

Jing Huang opened his hand and said, "Information aggregate mind branch."

"speak English!"

"That's what you call artificial intelligence." Jing Huang said impatiently, "Ignore him. Branch Branch almost doesn't have fixed personality data. He keeps nagging him all day long and it's so noisy."

Luo Binhan thought of his parrot again. The parrot used to be very close to Jing Huang. It sat in the cage and shouted "Captain, Captain" every day, and then shook its bird swing desperately.

"Can I go back now?" He asked Jing Huang solemnly.

"What the hell." Jing Huang said, "You will die if you go back."

Luo Binhan was desperate, and he deeply felt that his life was not good, not that these aliens were not good, and that the entire universe was not good.

Jing Huang pushed him down on a soft egg-shaped chair and said, "Please take care of it, Ya Lai. I'm going to sleep."

"You're so sleepy!" Luo Binhan stretched out his hand to pull his hair, "Explain everything to me clearly!"

Luo Binhan thought he could catch the opponent as easily as before, but this time Jing Huang slipped downwards. Luo Binhan stared at this scene in shock. After a few seconds, he realized that his seat was rising.

The egg-shaped soft chair was raised to the ceiling, and several small trays came out of the wall without any gaps, with a few drinks and exquisite flower arrangements placed on them. The flower looks a bit like sorrel, but the color is more colorful and lovely. Luo Binhan carefully took the drink that was the color most like water. At this time, another soft chair floated up from below.

There is a woman sitting on the chair. When he saw her, Luo Binhan was immediately distracted and almost dropped the water glass in his hand.

She has golden-brown hair, braided into a complicated bun at the back of her head, with floral flowers on the edge. Her bronzed skin was as tender and shiny as if it had been smeared with honey. She wore a tight-fitting top that was a little tighter than a bra and had glowing tattoos on her exposed collarbone and belly.

This woman ranks among the top three beauties Luo Binhan has ever seen in his life. Her dark complexion and hot body have a unique wildness. But that's not the most special thing about her.

Two huge, dark, curly horns like goats protruded from her thick hair. The leather pants on the lower body reveal strong and smooth thighs, and the area below the knees is covered by brown fur, extending to the feet. There are not a pair of slender feet, but thick black hooves.

The woman with horns and hooves leaned forward gracefully, picked up a small purple flower from the table and bit it into her mouth. She said while eating flowers: "Hello, I am Yaleriga, the mate of the Silence."

Her voice is deep, husky, and full of magnetism. Luo Binhan felt an electric shock running from the soles of his feet to the tips of his hair. This woman's voice was like a feather, making his insides itch. Luo Binhan clearly realized that it was a heartbeat. The last time he was so cute was in junior high school.

So he said with emotion: "Can you stay away from me?"

The goat-horned girl Yaleriga tilted her head and looked at him charmingly. A strand of hair curled up like a flower vine and swayed gently by her ears. Every little move she made was so graceful and graceful that Luo Binhan couldn't help but continue: "The horns on your head are so heavy, aren't your neck tired?"

"My skull is one millimeter thicker than yours, my cervical vertebrae are two millimeters more in diameter, my spine has six more vertebrae, and my muscles are distributed differently." Yaleriga said, "I can bear more weight physically."

"Are you an orc?"

Yaleriga swallowed the flower stem: "No? You must first define what an orc is."

Luo Binhan gave up thinking. He asked: "What do you want to do?"

"Protect you." Yaleriga took out another flower, "At least that's what the captain said."

"Why do I need protection?"

Yaleriga began to dip the flowers into the drinks: "Because you have a relationship with the captain. The captain has a group of enemies who are proficient in assassination. They will kill anyone who has a relationship with him."

Luo Binhan nodded calmly, leaned to the edge of his chair, raised his middle finger and yelled: "Jing Huang, I'll beat you up!"

Then he turned to Yaleriga and said, "You continue."

Yaleriga gently bit the petals with her white teeth, and a charming smile appeared on her fragrant lips. "I'll put it in the simplest way possible," she said.

Luo Binhan still wanted to speak, when Yaleriga stood up from the chair. She wiped her lips with her fingernails covered with crystals, then bent down and put her arms around Luo Binhan's neck, giving him a deep, long and sweet kiss.