[What is the best way to write about childhood? 】
Zhang Lin: "One summer vacation, I turned off the children's channel hosted by Sister Scarab as usual. I didn't even realize that it was the last time. My childhood ended in a hurry."
[Then what is the best way to write about growing up? 】
Li Hong: “When you write about growing up, you can’t just write about growing up. You have to write about the person who took me to visit his grave when I was a child, but now it’s my turn to visit his grave.
The moment I lit the paper money, I suddenly realized that I had grown up and I could no longer hide under the eaves! "
This live broadcast of the CCTV interview is quite popular.
Countless college students participated, which sparked widespread discussion online.
What impressed netizens the most was the most popular comment in the comment area.
[When I was fifteen or sixteen years old, I wrote on my geography paper that the advantage of this place lies in its abundant cheap labor force.
Ten years later, I was running on my way to work when I heard the faint sound of wind behind me.
I stopped and turned around, and a bullet from ten years ago hit me between the eyebrows. 】
Then, countless people and friends around me were blown away by Bullet Literature!
As soon as I open any major app, bullets are flying everywhere.
It is used to express the complex emotions of finally having a great enlightenment after being tempered by time and life.
Together with gear literature, it is known as the twin gems of contemporary literature.
This sentence pattern is widely used by netizens, and its versatility is second only to Zhang Lin's "I want to lip-sync throughout the concert".
The next day, when Zhang Lin was asked this question at work, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"I wonder who wrote this?"
Shaking his head, Zhang Lin then smiled and said: "But no matter who wrote it, this passage has aroused the feelings of the majority of netizens about life and their thoughts on gun safety.
It sounds very literary, but I couldn't help but start thinking~
What kind of bullet can fly in the air for ten years?
"Let the Bullets Fly" didn't keep you flying for so long, right? "
At this time, Ma Fengshu, who was newly awarded the title of JK Goddess, came in, heard the sound and said with a smile: "I don't know how long "Let the Bullets Fly" will last, but it is certain that it can be applied for World Heritage status."
“Go, go, go~~”
After waving his hand to drive away the troublesome beauty partner, Zhang Lin said under the funny gaze of reporters: "But when I thought about it carefully, I found that it is not completely impossible!
What are the ways to let a bullet from ten years ago hit you smoothly?
I venture to make the following conjecture:
It is said that the vacuum is smooth and spherical. "
Reporter:o((⊙﹏⊙))o
Ma Fengshu also tilted his head, unsure of the severity of this word combination.
Immediately I felt that Zhang Lin had recently discussed the Three-Body Problem with Da Liu, and he was obsessed with various science fiction concepts!
As her partner and best friend, she knew that this guy was writing the script for "The Wandering Earth 2" and often discussed it with Liu.
Therefore, it is completely understandable to scientifically interpret a very literary statement.
On the seat, Zhang Lin explained seriously: "After the bullet comes out of the chamber, it will shoot forward at a very high initial velocity.
But under the influence of air resistance and gravity, a bullet without additional power will slow down and fall.
Something like this~"
After making a very unclear and powerful gesture, Zhang Lin said nonsensically: "Therefore, under normal circumstances, it is difficult for anything to fly in the air for ten years without falling to the ground.
But if this is not an ordinary bullet, but a vacuum smooth spherical bullet, the influence of air friction can be eliminated;
At the same time, as long as the bullet makes uniform circular motion around the earth, the inertial force can cancel out the gravity!
According to the formula of universal gravitation and circular motion, the bullet flight speed can be found to be 7902M/S, which is the first cosmic speed.
In the past ten years, the bullet has flown a total of 2.49×109km. The average circumference of the earth is about 40075km. This means that the bullet has flown around the earth more than 62,000 times before hitting you right between the eyebrows.
Ten years later, You accidentally stepped into its flight path and completed the feat of being shot ten years after shooting. "
Reporter: (⊙_⊙)?
There is no doubt that this series of data has completely confused her.
Zhang Lin patted his forehead and said with a smile: "Of course, it can be seen from the above discussion;
Even if a lot of approximate examples are made, the conditions for a bullet to fly on the ground for ten years are very harsh, and it is difficult to ensure that it does not hit passers-by during flight.
It is therefore reasonable to doubt that:
The bullet ten years ago was fired upward, and its firing speed exceeded the first cosmic speed. It flew into space and became a satellite of the earth! !
The difficulty with this idea is besides sufficient launch speed.
More importantly, the bullet must be able to withstand the intense friction and high temperatures of thousands of degrees Celsius when passing through the Earth's atmosphere. It is estimated that it must be at least a titanium alloy bullet.
The boy who fired the gun ten years ago has now grown into an astronaut, but happened to encounter this lonely bullet during a mission in space.
biubiu~"
After being speechless for a long time, the reporter finally burst out laughing amidst Ma Mingshu's chuckle.
As you say, you can't escape this colorful world, right?
Shaking his head with a smile, Ma Fengshu asked: "This idea is interesting. Do you have any other ideas?"
"Yes, I have!"
Nodding, Zhang Lin said with a handsome smile: "A careful analysis of the original text shows that the bullet hit the center of the eyebrow more than ten years later, but no one said that it had been flying in the air?
If the bullet gets stuck somewhere after being fired, it is not impossible that it will be ejected for other reasons more than ten years later.
According to legend, in 1893 in Texas, a man was shot with a gun. The bullet got stuck in a nearby tree.
Twenty years later, the man used dynamite to blow up the tree, but the bullet came out and hit him between the eyebrows.
Although this story seems outrageous at first glance, the physical model is still of great reference value!
According to this idea, the scene where bullet literature happens to you may be:
More than ten years ago, you fired a shot at the old house you just sold, and the bullet got stuck in the earthen wall of the house.
After the house is demolished more than ten years later, the person who bought your house at that time will make a lot of money.
The exploded explosive made the bullet gain kinetic energy again, carrying the wind of the times, killing you who was sighing next to you! "
Without telling the dumbfounded Ma Mingshu about his plan, Zhang Lin kept talking about Dashan: "There is also the theory of relativistic effect.
The above discussion is still limited to the framework of classical physics. It is inevitable that a bullet will fly for ten years, which seems outrageous.
But if the speed of the bullet is as fast as the speed of light, taking into account the relativistic effect, the flight time of the bullet can be greatly shortened, and the whole incident may be more reasonable.
Suppose the gun from ten years ago was not an ordinary gun, but a super-large electromagnetic gun that could instantly accelerate bullets to 0.9999999999 times the speed of light!
At the same time, a super-strong gravitational field is deployed a few light-years away, causing the bullet to instantly turn back to the earth.
Then the space-time diagram of bullets and people can be roughly expressed as: "
He wrote down a set of brain-burning formulas, which made reporters and photographers even more confused!
Even Ma Mianshu was surprised by Zhang Lin's ability.
Why, the host can't satisfy your ambition, are you going to develop as a scientist?
Pointing to the formula, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "You will know at a glance that this is a typical twin problem. It can be obtained from the Pythagorean theorem and Lorentz transformation in Min's space-time:
It can be seen that as long as the above conditions are met, the person who fired the gun can be shot ten years later.
In the world line of this bullet, it has only passed for 1 hour and 14 minutes. It must be as new as it was ten years ago! "
That day, a hot search appeared on the hot search list.
#A bullet from ten years ago hit the center of the eyebrow? I laughed to death on the spot and calculated the flight path of the bullet.#
This hot search triggered a wider heated discussion, and was regarded as a cake by many marketing accounts for a while.
But for Zhang Lin, these are irrelevant.
After finishing the reporter's interview, he recorded an episode of "World Football" and continued to list wealthy clubs.
It was already afternoon when the recording was finished.
Without taking any time to rest, he drove to the movie channel to record the latest episode of "Screening Room Six".
In this issue, the program is in full swing again,
Regarding the bloody youth movie "Youth 2", the reviews are beyond imagination.
He also said that he knew it would be bad before watching it, but in fact, "To Youth 2" was so bad that it exceeded imagination.
But actually, we have absolutely no reason to blame this bad movie.
Because the title of the movie is: So you are still here.
The subtext is that you are not allowed to come and see it, but you insist on seeing it.
After reading it, are you hurt?
As for the feature film "There's a Horse on the Other Side of the Mountain," the commentator said that people who talk about pain and loneliness every day think it's artistic to talk about the pain and despair of the people at the bottom.
But for ordinary people who really work hard, although everyone's life has different hardships, everyone is still working hard to pursue happiness and happiness.
If you think that this world can only be a stage for artistic young people to show their pain and narcissism, with this attitude you still despise the ridicule of life towards you, and you think that your own pain and scars are heartbreaking.
This is not called art, this is called philistinism.
It's just a different appearance.
Next, regarding the messy movie "Westward Journey 3", I would like to conclude by saying that I really hope this movie has nothing to do with Westward Journey.
In the recording studio, Zhang Lin said in a serious broadcast tone: "I guessed it was a bad movie, but I couldn't guess the ending, let alone that this movie completely subverted the previous classics.
The messy ending is the biggest damage caused by this movie.
A master with high-end equipment and full health will have his health tank empty after watching the game.
"Westward Journey 3" is equivalent to a re-deconstruction and definition of the previous game.
However, it was a failure!
It changed the most precious things of the previous game beyond recognition!
After watching the movie, many viewers said that the most intolerable thing was the relationship between Sun Wukong, Qingxia and Tang Seng. Is it necessary to be so chaotic?
In this regard, if God can give me another chance, I want to say to this bad movie: Get as far as you can!
If I had to add a time limit, I hope it would be ten thousand years!
As for the shocking Hong Kong film "The Last Day", the review is that people no longer believe the trailer.
After watching it, I just want to sing: Everything in the trailer is a lie.
After watching the trailer, I felt it was quite exciting. The tense plot, fierce actions, fiery gun battles, and earth-shattering explosions.
The two leading actors, Liu Qingyun and Nicholas Tse, both felt very entertained.
However, if you are tricked into watching it in a theater, you will instantly collapse.
In front of the mentally retarded plot, my mind was buzzing.
A shocking case of brain-burning and brain-destruction caused by an organ transplant. The characters are basically either mentally retarded or insane.
The plot is unreasonable and the story is just a joke, resulting in a dense number of "laughing points" throughout the film.
Although this is not a comedy, it is really funny, and gorgeous bad movies usually have this effect of making people laugh.
(End of chapter)
