Hu Jianbiao is indeed powerful!
He once represented the University of Malaya in the International College Debate Competition and won the championship.
While he was a news anchor, he also worked part-time as a radio host on Hua FM.
While working as a product manager for a multinational company, he also wrote articles for some Chinese newspapers in Malaysia.
And his experience in "Qi Pa Shuo" made him very eloquent.
With this background, his speech level is very online.
In the end, he defeated Li Shuai by 23 points and got the first place to advance to the top six tonight.
In the second round, Zhang Xuefeng finally showed his strength and defeated the blind anchor Dong Lina by a narrow margin and won the spot to advance to the top six.
Then in the third round, Hu Lan lost to Gu Chunhong cleanly, giving up the last spot.
When the final results came out, Zhang Lin had a smile on his face and felt numb in his heart.
As a forward-looking time traveler, he has lost to Li Hong twice in a row.
Moreover, none of the promising seed players met their psychological expectations.
Sure enough, a celebrity's success is inseparable from experience and opportunity.
Hu Lan was unearthed by him in advance, but instead suffered accusations that he should not have suffered.
He talks heavily, has connections, is a pseudo-student, etc., which seriously affects this kid's state of mind.
Fortunately, he withstood the pressure in the end, proved Zhang Lin's vision with practical actions, and became a popular figure in the domestic talk show industry.
Unfortunately, by that time it had nothing to do with the overcoming brother team!
The top six spots are confirmed, and the recording of this session comes to an end.
Backstage at the show, Zhang Lin had just washed his face when a CCTV reporter walked in with a smile.
Knowing that CCTV was currently leveraging the popularity of "Yang Young Summer" to attract traffic, he knew he couldn't run away.
Sure enough, female reporter Xiaowen said that they were live broadcasting, and more than 30,000 netizens were watching the live broadcast.
Ruya smiled and said hello, Zhang Lin had a kind attitude.
Her eyes lit up, and Xiaowen asked: "Zhang Lin, the college entrance examination is over, and summer vacation is coming soon.
Admission notices are being distributed across the country. Do you have any advice for young people who are about to enter campus? "
"study well."
After blurting out this sentence, Zhang Lin smiled and added: "Because everyone knows that this sentence is indeed right."
With a sigh, Xiaowen smiled and said: "Everyone knows that you should study hard. Can you give me some advice that no one has heard before? Tell me about the college students in your impression?"
Xiaowen's words won applause from many netizens.
Study hard and I will make progress every day!
Zhang Lin's answer was too perfunctory!
"The college student in my impression?"
Repeating this sentence, Zhang Lin thought of the information that Wen Jing had lost, which contained a strange report about college students.
Thinking of this, he smiled and said: "When talking about today's college students, my first impression is crispy skin."
Hearing Zhang Lin say this, Xiaowen remembered a recent hot search.
The 80-year-old woman is walking like flying, and the 20-year-old college student is tying his shoelaces and seeing stars in his eyes.
Recently, the term "crispy college student" has become popular all over the Internet.
This term refers to the new generation of college students who are young but whose bodies are comparable to "paper figures" that break at the touch of a touch.
After Crispy College Students became popular, on Douyin Weibo Xiaohongshu, college students flooded the screen with various "admission moments" of their own horse-grabbing.
The degree of vulnerability is 100%, and the degree of outrageousness is 100000000000%!
The fragile stories of contemporary college students are really frequently read and updated frequently!
At the beginning of the year, college students were still engaged in "special forces tourism", visiting 8 scenic spots in one day, which made people sigh that it is great to be young.
Turning around, they were getting sick and injured in various unexpected ways, and became a hot topic.
It can be said that it is so crispy that it will be directly killed by any inconspicuous little thing, small object, or small action.
I woke up early and sneezed and my waist broke.
Really, my waist was broken when I sneezed in the morning, and I called 120 and was taken to the hospital. Needless to say, my strength.
Later, I twisted my knee while going to the toilet, so I moved a stool and sat in the toilet waiting for the ambulance.
Some people had their ears inflamed due to ear bone nails, so they went to the hospital for injections and had their ears cut off.
Some people don’t like to go to the toilet after watching TV series, and develop ovarian teratomas.
There are also people who have been diagnosed with strabismus while lying on their sides playing with mobile phones for a long time.
In the bloody idol drama, the discordant dormitory staged intrigues, and three good sisters competed for a boyfriend.
In real life, a college student suddenly started bleeding while picking at his pimples, which spattered on his roommate who was bleeding, causing him to faint on the spot.
Just thinking of this, Zhang Lin said: "It's really unexpected. On the crispy track, contemporary college students are very motivated, and their willingness to compete is unprecedentedly high.
No, in the past two days I saw a story about "One acne killed three college students".
What is this story? "
He paused for a moment and said with a smile: "It is reported that there is a college girl who just has a pimple on her neck.
But this acne happened to grow just above the artery.
With just a slight squeeze, blood spurted out.
As we all know, once an artery ruptures, the amount of bleeding will be huge.
The blood spurted out by the college girl soon stained the other roommate's clothes red.
The roommate fainted and fell to the ground because of dizziness.
The roommate on the upper bunk realized something was wrong and hurriedly came down to help. Unexpectedly, he slipped and fell off the bed. He was stabbed in the waist by a mop nearby and almost died on the spot. "
Hearing this, many people's eyes widened.
Among them were Yang Mi and Li Hong who had just come in together.
The former asked in astonishment: "Is this the butterfly effect or the coming of death?"
Looking at them, Zhang Linshuai smiled and said: "It should be called the new sequel of The God of Death - The God of Death is Blinded."
"Confused?"
Seeing the puzzled expressions on the two women's faces, Zhang Lin smiled and said: "What's going on here? There will be something even more magical later!"
As he said that, he looked at the camera and continued: "Seeing that there were four people in the dormitory and three fell down, the dormitory director quickly called for help.
Unexpectedly, I walked too quickly and tripped over the chandelier cord at the door of the dormitory. I fell to the ground and broke my bones. "
Total annihilation, this is really magical!
Looking at each other, Li Hong and Yang Mi expressed that they had learned a lot.
According to Zhang Lin, this is something that really happened in reality.
With how bizarre the plot is, you would be accused of being fake if you made "Death Comes"!
Zhang Lin kept saying: "The dormitory suddenly burst into wailing and screaming, attracting the attention of the young lady next door.
When she opened the door, she found that four people were either bleeding or unconscious. She was so frightened that she made a sharp explosion.
Unexpectedly, he screamed too loudly and his voice became hoarse. He had to go back to the dormitory and gesture to help.
Unexpectedly, the roommate obviously misunderstood the meaning and thought that a thief had broken into the dormitory, so he went to help with an acne needle.
But when she was running, it accidentally hit her thigh. She was so frightened that her brain shut down and she fainted.
Seeing that the roommate had not come back for a long time, another young lady also went to check on the situation.
Unexpectedly, when he stood up, he moved too quickly. He became anemic and fell to the ground as soon as his eyes went dark.
This huge movement also directly attracted the dormitory aunt, who quickly called the counselor for help.
Unexpectedly, when the young counselor saw this, he was so frightened that he had never seen such a battle before and fainted. "
Netizens’ minds were buzzing as they watched Zhang Lin’s eloquent story~
"Crisp is crisp, but don't be too outrageous [laughing and crying]"
"I guess even if there is surveillance footage, I can't explain clearly [laughing and crying]"
"Why don't you ask someone to do something [doge] There is too much resentment in this dormitory [doge]"
"I have never been so bold in writing a script."
“I once thought similar things were stories, but it wasn’t until I saw the news that I realized they were true.”
"Seeing me laughing so hard, a few people appeared so logically, and the butterfly effect collapsed [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying], can it be more outrageous? Something happened to the entire dormitory building."
"My school, oh no, I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to cry with laughter."
"Conan saw that the CPU was short-circuited"
"..."
Amidst the crowds of exclamations, Li Hong said in surprise: "The level of weirdness you mentioned, Conan doesn't even know what's going on!
So, don’t lie down and play with your phone, and don’t pop your pimples.
Have you finally realized how many lessons of blood and tears are hidden in the mantras that your parents say every day? "
Nodding with a smile, Yang Mi commented: "After a wave, everyone was left with health, but no one was killed.
Perfect for college students, crispy but hard to chew. "
In terms of literary literacy, Boss Yang cannot keep up with Li Hong.
In terms of hot memes on the Internet, Li Hong cannot keep up with Boss Yang.
These people who often live on hot searches have naturally become Internet surfing experts and know all the current Internet hot words.
Zhang Lin is obviously one of them.
He hummed in a long tone and said with a smile: "Sister Mi is right. Although this generation of college students is very fragile, it is indeed difficult to "shark".
For example, this netizen below.
At first, there were large and small blood spots on my body, so I thought it was an allergy and dismissed it.
Later, unknown bruises appeared on his body, and he thought he had bumped into them, so he casually chose to go out for a trip.
Not only did we travel to two cities, we even took a speedboat out to sea.
It wasn't until I noticed that there were more and more little red spots on my body that I started to panic.
The examination results immediately caused the doctor to make a sharp beeping sound and called the client to rush to a major hospital.
The reason is that this netizen’s test report showed that his platelet count was only 1!
Note: Normal platelet index should be between 125-350.
After arriving at the big hospital, seeing the test results, he was given a critical illness notice.
What is the concept of platelet 1?
In colloquial terms, it was like the phone was about to shut down in 60 seconds, but he still played frantically for 59 seconds.
A netizen who studies medicine said: Even the platelets of corpses have 3.
I have to say, college students, you are playing a very new kind of "alive". "
Hahaha~~~
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter in both the lounge and the live broadcast room.
In the comment area, there were all kinds of self-destructions.
Some people said they were dizzy after waiting for three hours for pig's trotter rice, some were so angry while playing video games that they had alkalosis and needed oxygen, and some were so anxious and excited about writing a paper that they went to the emergency room.
It can be said that college students spend their lives promoting the fact that emotions and physical health are closely linked.
Netizens who are good at summarizing have also become class representatives and found that the intractable diseases of college students from all walks of life on the Internet are not the same.
For example, I became so angry during a subject that I drank Chinese medicine, yawned and dislocated my bones, got four thousand vaccinations for fighting with dogs, got high blood pressure after being frightened by a horror game, was sent to the hospital due to lack of oxygen while playing King of Kings, and sought medical treatment for asthma after playing CSGO~ ~
Looking at these strange "crisp skin phenomena", many people say that the physical fitness of young people is really inferior to each other.
There is also a "understanding person" Zhang Lin who puts it bluntly:
"To sum up this series, they are all caused by drinking, snacks, milk tea, not drinking water, not exercising, not eating fruits and vegetables, and staying up late."
(End of chapter)
