Baqi raised his hand and said, "Let me tell you, I am a three-time Golden Microphone winner, and I am not short of money."
This sentence made him laugh, Zhang Lin imitated Xiao Shen Yang's accent and nodded: "That's right, so much gold!
Uncle Sa, don't be angry, I know you are not short of money.
But you see, someone as important as Teacher Chen is here, I don’t think we should care too much about eating and drinking.
You see, although I am young this year, I have concluded that human life is actually short, and sometimes it is the same as sleeping.
As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day will pass~
If you don't close your eyes, your whole life will pass~"
Amid laughter, Chen Weihong gave a thumbs up and praised: "The news channel is brilliant."
"What a brilliant idea, I think he is a fart."
After saying his lines, Sa Baoning burst into laughter again.
His iconic smile makes his colleagues laugh non-stop.
Holding back his laughter, Zhang Lin imitated Xiao Shen Yang and said: "Uncle, people can't care too much about money. Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?"
"Well, what is it?"
Turning to look at the audience, Zhang Lin said wittily: "The money is gone, but people are still alive!"
After speaking, he paused for two seconds, blinked his eyes in reaction, patted his forehead and let out a sigh.
Why is this line a bit weird?
Hahaha~~~
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Zhang Lin actually said the wrong line and said Teacher Xiao Sa's line.
“Oh my belly, I’m laughing so hard hahaha~~”
Wang Bingbing and her cousin laughed so hard that tears kept rolling down their eyes.
Amid Chen Weihong's laughing goose call, Sa Baining showed off his ability as a top host.
He stood up and said seriously: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in the world?"
Zhang Lin quickly answered: "What?"
With a wave of his hand, Sa Baoning rolled his eyes and said, "I've been rehearsing for half a month, but I came up and said the wrong words!"
Zhang Lin was so ashamed that he lowered his head, with an embarrassed smile on Jun's face.
And everyone laughed like crazy!
I thought Zhang Lin was so cute in this scene, and I also thought Sa Baoning's on-the-spot reaction was amazing. He made everyone laugh and at the same time, he also made things right.
The responsiveness of top hosts is evident from this.
Sister Yue also said sadly at this time: "Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?"
The three of them looked at her and said "hmm" in unison.
Stomping her feet, Sister Yue said in a tone very similar to Bai Yun's dissatisfaction: "I haven't said a word for such a long time."
As he spoke, he sat down again with his mouth flattened in dissatisfaction.
Hahaha~~~
Amidst the laughter, Chen Weixong also stood up and said: "The most painful thing is that after rehearsing for so many days, where did the three of you go off topic?"
Hahaha~~
The laughter became more enthusiastic, and the camera focused on the host colleagues who were laughing so hard.
Under Zhang Lin's Weibo, netizens who watched the live broadcast and spoke freely were even more happy.
"This is even funnier than the original version, it made me laugh to death"
"The people on stage with microphones laughed too loudly hahahahahahahaha"
"I reacted too quickly"
"They are all so witty. This host really fills each other's traps."
"(Screenshot) A gentleman in the upper right corner here burst into tears laughing."
"Don't say anything. Hurry up and write a letter to the director of the station to strongly request Xiaosa Zhang Lin to perform a skit during the 2018 Lantern Festival."
"The talents produced by CCTV will not deceive me."
Amidst the laughter, Sa Baoning on the stage forcibly put things in order.
Patting Zhang Lin on the shoulder, he said in control: "Young man, go and cook that dish for the uncle. You won't lose a penny, so hurry up."
Aojiao hummed, and Zhang Lin imitated Xiao Shen Yang's accent and said, "Is the production director here?"
Sa Baining nodded and said "Come here", muttering that the child was too loud or something.
Zhang Lin looked at the guest seats, stamped his feet and said, "This is too stingy!"
Hahaha~~
Amid laughter, the camera was now focused on Wang Xiaozhen from the comprehensive channel.
He couldn't laugh or cry as he talked to Zhou Tao next to him: ""The Great Challenge" has confirmed him, and he is the main guest..."
"Can you add Nick from our channel to make us CCTV Boys?"
The smiling Zhou Tao didn't know that because she was the production director of the variety show channel, netizens thought that Zhang Lin was complaining about her.
While talking, the performance on the stage continued.
The next content is Sister Moon’s solo.
Just like the original version, she sang Han Xing's song.
His outstanding singing skills have won everyone's praise.
As for Zhang Lin's singing, it explains what it means to be an amateur versus a professional.
Zhang Dacaizi, whose goal is to lead a career, can actually crush 99% of the new generation in singing skills. It is extremely scary to think about it.
After the skit was performed, the award ceremony continued in an orderly manner.
Well-known or familiar hosts, welcomed by award-giving guests, came on stage to receive the award, which symbolizes the host's highest honor.
In the end, Sa Baining and Hai Yu won the Golden Microphone Individual Award, and Kang Hui and Nichrommat won the Program Award.
Tonight, the four CCTV boys brothers all have a golden microphone. They can be called winners in life.
When Xiao Ni accepted the award at the end, he even called his brothers to form CCTV Boys again and sang the song "Once Upon a Time" together.
After the award ceremony, many related news reached the newspapers.
#20 hosts who have won golden microphones, the top players in the hosting industry#
#天王combinationCCTVboys, the big winner in life with golden microphone#
#[Sa Baoning/Zhang Lin] 2017 "Golden Microphone Award" Award Ceremony Sketch "Not Short of Money"#
#[Golden Microphone Award] Zhang Lin, the most promising host, details his evil and amazing life#
In an interview with CCTV the next day, Zhang Lin emphasized to reporters that it was not that he had forgotten his lyrics, but that the skit was set up that way, and it was impossible for him to forget his lyrics.
Netizens who watched the live broadcast expressed disbelief in his forced respect, but instead found him inexplicably cute.
Regardless of explanations, Zhang Lin recorded an episode of "Screening Room Six" non-stop and came to the news center again the next afternoon.
Today will be the last time he sits in front of the anchor desk of "Common Attention".
After receiving this issue's press release, Zhang Lin sat in front of the dressing table familiarly.
Teacher Tony stepped forward, holding a comb and hairspray and began to style the anchor.
Looking down and flipping through the press release, Zhang Lin suddenly heard a cat meowing.
I listened carefully, and sure enough I heard another soul-stirring "meow"~~
After making a sound, Zhang Lin raised his eyes and said, "Has the old man Maotai come to the recording area to inspect the work?"
"Not the cat stage."
Teacher Tony was here all day and night to understand the situation and explained with a smile: "It's his two cubs who came to the recording area last night when the security guard wasn't paying attention.
In the morning, Director Kang organized everyone to catch cats, but they couldn't catch them for a long time. "
Pulling the corner of his mouth, Zhang Lin laughed and said: "The only one who can catch it is the devil. Don't look at how many nooks and crannies there are here. There are so many servers in the computer room that people will get lost if they go in!"
He said with a smile, thinking of the majestic and high-spirited appearance of the cat platform.
Cat Terrace is the stray cat Elvis in the CCTV compound.
In 2010, a staff member threw three kittens into the CCTV building and asked them to stay in the computer room all day to catch mice and eat them.
However, two of the kittens gradually became mentally depressed and died because they could not adapt to the environment in the computer room, leaving only one white kitten.
As the saying goes, all that remains are fine products.
This little white cat became the only cat on CCTV.
As a result, the little white cat became the favorite cat of CCTV hosts and staff. It can be said that it is the favorite cat of thousands of people.
The status of the little white cat can be seen from the name Cat Taiwan given to it by the hosts.
As time goes by, the cat station has become more and more important in the CCTV station. It can basically lead a group of male cats to roam around most of the CCTV office areas, and it is not afraid of people.
CCTV hosts and staff also like Cat Channel very much.
If anything goes wrong, or when the program is not going well, you will go to the cat station, stroke the soft white hair of the cat station, and listen to the cat station meow a few times, and you will feel much better!
Moreover, the cat station has been rampant in the CCTV office building for many years, giving birth to litter after litter, resulting in the current situation of groups of wild cats in the CCTV office building.
I remember that at the end of last year, the News Center also held a stray cat adoption event.
A total of thirty-four kittens were claimed by the news center.
At that time, Zhang Lin also wanted to get one.
That little furry and plump figure must be very comfortable to stroke.
But when I thought about my sloppy life, I finally reluctantly gave up my love to my colleagues.
Unexpectedly, in just over a month, stray cats have begun to overrun again!
As I thought to myself, the sound of meowing gradually faded away.
Seeing these stray cats all day long, and sometimes feeding them, Zhang Lin undoubtedly had his reasons and continued reading the press release.
At six o'clock in the evening, "Common Concern" will be broadcast live on time.
【What you are watching is——Focus on FOCUS ON】
After the familiar opening animation was played, Zhang Lin's handsome face came into view.
Immediately, a line of subtitles appeared.
[Sign Language Anchor: Yu Hang Anchor: Zhang Lin]
Seeing the sign language teacher in the lower right corner, the word "Today's Victim" filled the screen.
Looking up at the host, Zhang Lin opened the show skillfully: "Hello everyone, this is "Common Attention" that the news channel is broadcasting live for you. You are welcome to watch.
Let us first pay attention to the news related to the mysterious death of a North Korean man in Jilongpo..."
Seeing that the news did not start with weather or people's livelihood news, many viewers couldn't help but feel bored.
After so many issues, they have long known that idol jokes will only be published in the above news.
For other news, such as domestic and foreign news, it should be as serious as possible.
Wang Bingbing was lucky enough to have two more days off due to work adjustments.
Therefore, she sat in front of the TV with her family today to witness her boyfriend's last episode of "Common Attention".
While talking and watching the news, the family suddenly heard a "meow" sound in the sound of Zhang Lin's broadcast.
Mother Wang subconsciously raised her head, looked around and said, "Old Wang, you didn't lock the door today. Is there a cat in the house?"
While talking, another "meow" sound came.
"Let me see~"
Dad Wang got up and his cousin followed him around to look for him.
Watching their figures enter the bedroom and kitchen, Wang Bingbing looked at the TV in confusion.
On the screen, Zhang Lin was sitting upright and broadcasting the news seriously.
"Duan Thi Huong is a woman from Vietnam. She has a large number of Korean followers on social platforms..."
During the conversation, cats meowed one after another.
"Meow~meow~~meow~~~"
Sitting up suddenly, Wang Bingbing couldn't help but think of the cat platform in the main courtyard.
It is said that she has petted the cat table several times, and from time to time she will bring some cat food to feed them.
Could it be that those stray cats from Cat Channel ran into the live broadcast area?
Oh my God!
Is this a live broadcast accident?
While thinking, Father Wang's voice came.
"No, there is no cat at home~"
When she was basically convinced, Wang Bingbing grinned and heard the cat meowing again.
"Meow~meow~~"
Mrs. Wang also made the distinction clearly and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Is this cat from TV?"
After humming, Wang Bingbing said with a smile: "Yes, it's near Zhang Lin, otherwise it wouldn't be so clear."
"Zhang Lin took the cat to live broadcast the news?"
Mother Wang looked at her daughter in shock.
Since her daughter and future son-in-law both became CCTV hosts, she has learned a lot about CCTV and knows that the news center has a very strict broadcasting system.
If you make a mistake and deduct two hundred, that's a minor offense.
If an incident occurs on air, the entire station will be notified of criticism and possible expulsion.
Oops, Wang Bingbing said amusedly: "How is that possible? Zhang Lin can be so stupid. It should be a stray cat in the compound that ran into the live broadcast area.
Not only was the place full of machines, it was also very large, and the building materials also had the function of absorbing sound.
It's the kind of place where you can't target by sound. "
Hearing what her daughter said, Mrs. Wang felt relieved.
"That's good, that's good~"
He patted his heart in relief and said with a smile: "But Zhang Lin is quite... very determined. Look at the cat meowing like this, and he didn't even blink an eyelid."
"This is the basic skill of our CCTV news anchor. If this makes you laugh, then that's great!"
At this time, Dad Wang searched around and returned to the sofa. Hearing what the mother and daughter said, he heard the meowing sound of the cat again. He said funnyly: "Listen to this sound, this cat must be feeling spring~"
Pfft~
Wang Bingbing burst out laughing.
The contrast between hearing her fearful father say this seriously and seeing her boyfriend's serious broadcast made her want to laugh.
"Kekeke~~~"
My cousin also laughed.
Mother Wang said disgustedly: "Look, you have no destiny to be a host!"
"Mom, I am a reporter from the main station news center, reporter~~"
Just as Wang Bingbing was emphasizing this, the news switched to China.
Zhang Lin looked at the camera as if he was looking at himself, and announced in a relaxed tone:
[In the past, when communications were underdeveloped, all you had to do to be cautious about your words and deeds was to keep your mouth shut and take good steps.
Nowadays, everyone has a mobile phone, various social media, and 90-mile legs, but they can’t catch up with your 6G mouth.
Once you say something carelessly, you will not only regret it, but also have legal responsibility that cannot be shied away from.
You eat noodles thousands of miles away and hope that your relatives and friends from all over the world will like it;
In the circle of friends, he is quick to talk and says that others are rare and weird.
In the era of self-media where everyone has a microphone and everyone is a "spokesperson", content published through the Internet should be treated with caution.
There are also legal boundaries for words and deeds on the Internet, and it is difficult to go unpunished once the boundary is crossed. ]
Meow~meow~~
Accompanied by the news broadcast that Zhang Lin caused the sign language teacher to collapse, there were cat sounds one after another.
All the viewers watching the live broadcast couldn't help but laugh at the persevering roar for love.
The comment section of the live broadcast room was even more delighted. The double surprise made them extremely happy.
"I came to Tieba after hearing the news. CCTV is making trouble, but it's okay."
"I'm here, I also want to suck cats online, I suck~"
"Welcome to watch: Cat News World, News Cat Room, 30 Minutes of Cats, Common Cats, Oriental Cats, News White + Cats, 24 Hour Cats, Special Report on War Meows, International Meow News, Midnight Meow News"
"As we all know, the first C of CTV is Anna, and the second C is Cat [OK]"
"Zhang Lin is really miserable, I feel like his screams are the loudest and clearest [laughing and crying]"
"Are there other anchors there?"
"Actually, it started in the morning. I only heard his voice but couldn't see his cat. I just got angry with Zhang Lin!"
"He is also a cat who has become popular based on his voice and strength. I admire the host's professional ability very much!"
Countless comments about the meowing came one after another, stealing the limelight from the crazy sign language teacher.
Zhang Lin remained unmoved and broadcast his last episode of "Common Attention" upright.
However, the meowing of the cat reminded him of the meow stage incident in his previous life.
In the past 19 years, in many CCTV live news programs, when the anchors were delivering press releases, there were meow accompaniments in the background: Meow~meow!
At first, everyone thought the cat meowing came from around them.
Many netizens even went out to look for the cat themselves, and after searching for it, they discovered that the meows were actually coming from the news.
Zhang Lin is one of them.
After confirming that there was no cat in the house, he couldn't help but admire the CCTV host's determination.
In the midst of such contrasting noises, he was able to remain calm in times of crisis and broadcast the news calmly.
Really, there is no better word to describe it than "professional".
I never thought that I would be lucky enough to meet him in this life!
Of course, his state of mind at this time was very different from his previous life.
How could this little interference from the meow star disturb his immobility like a mountain?
After spending more than five minutes talking about Internet civilization news, the word "Snow Leopard" appeared on the big screen behind Zhang Lin, with a picture of a vigorous snow leopard.
Meow~meow~~~
Looking at the teleprompter and ignoring the influence of cats, Zhang Lin calmly broadcast: "The Tianshan Mountains in Xinjiang Province are an extremely important habitat for snow leopards.
The Tianshan Snow Leopard Protection Public Welfare Team, through continuous monitoring in recent years, analyzed the individual snow leopards recorded by infrared cameras and found that the number of snow leopards in the mountains around Urumqi has exceeded 100.
Recently, it was discovered that the moving images of a snow leopard family of four captured by an infrared camera were purely accidental.
There is also a Snow Leopard family of four in the same frame.
They wandered leisurely in their own territory, rolling and playing from time to time, and they were quite fat.
Experts judge that they follow a relatively fixed route, searching for food while patrolling their territory. "
After finishing the broadcast according to the script, Zhang Lin, who was uncomfortable with the lack of rhyme, looked ahead.
Three seconds later, the screen switched to the news screen.
In front of a computer monitor, a ballpoint pen pointed at the snow leopard on the screen and introduced: "This snow leopard is the first snow leopard we observed that year, named Bingbing.
It is the king of that area, so it is called Leopard Wang Bingbing.
If you see it rubbing its face against the rock, it is making this mark, which probably means it is declaring its sovereignty..."
(End of chapter)
