Faced with boos from the audience, Zhang Lin said nonsensically in a serious tone: "Really, what if you accidentally receive a recommendation letter from Tsinghua University.
Your life will be ruined, just ruined~"
Hahaha~~
The familiar grievances between Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College and Zhongguancun College of Arts and Sciences came online, and the audience burst into laughter.
Shaking his head again, Zhang Lin looked helpless and said: "So I thought Peking University was okay, so I went for it!"
Xu Xu Xu~~~
Among the boos, Wan Qian also said what Yang Mi just said.
"I feel like I want to hit him!"
Turning to look at his unhappy best friend, Wang Wei whispered: "I'm getting angry seeing how calm and gentle he looks right now.
In fact, they have already stepped into the ranks of "big guys".
Today's ridicule is indeed very irritating, but he is still one of the best hosts and a talented person from Peking University who was recommended in advance. "
Taking a deep breath, he couldn't hide his dejection and said: "Whether it's "Peking University is okay" or "forced to drift north," not everyone can say such words or make such jokes.
Just others! "
Wan Qian was stunned, thinking about it, this was really the case.
Because people really have the capital to hesitate!
Well, in fact, when my predecessor learned that he had been admitted, he was so excited that he burst into tears and ran to his mother like crazy to report the good news.
Recalling the memories in his mind, Zhang Lin walked in the direction of Yang Mi.
Looking at them, he said with a magnetic voice: "After arriving in the capital, everything you have experienced today.
Why squeeze in buses, subways, live in basements, eat instant noodles, all of this..."
Originally speaking with emotion on his face, he paused here, suddenly smiled and waved his hands and said: "I have never experienced it, not even (bad smile).
Because at Peking University, life is still very comfortable! "
I was confused about Versailles again!
This time, Yang Mi, Wang Jiang, and Wan Qian followed the audience and booed loudly with loudspeakers in hand.
For a time, the atmosphere at the scene reached its peak.
Wang Zijian, who was sitting on the stage, witnessed this scene and felt the gap deeply.
This guy was rehearsing backstage and still performing.
too strong!
Changing his mean smile, Zhang Lin returned to seriousness and said: "Of course, I will have to find a job when I graduate from my undergraduate degree.
During that time, you must have a gap period.
You have to rent a house and survive independently in the capital. "
After hearing this, Yang Mi and the others were still reminiscing, wondering whether Zhang Lin was a fresh college student participating in the competition, and recalling whether he had encountered difficulties in finding a job.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Lin scored twice and pretended to smile again: "During that time, I recommended to graduate students!
The dormitory of this school continues again, haha~
So I have passed through this period of regret in my life. I regret that I did not experience this period of hardship. "
Xu Xu Xu~~~
Amidst boos all over the sky, Zhang Lin turned around and walked to the middle of the stage and said: "So I personally feel that when it comes to Beidiao, I will give you three points. You must pass this test."
Next, he talked about Mandarin, buying a house, and mentality in a funny way.
When speaking Mandarin, Guan turned into a little prince of dialects and picked up dialects from various places, which made the audience burst into laughter.
When I was about to buy a house, when I first started working as a teacher, I heard that my salary was 3,000, but now I think it’s 3,500, which made many viewers collectively break their guard.
There are also CCTV’s welfare housing allocation jokes.
Zhang Lin told an interesting story about the time he went to the housing management department to queue up.
Hearing that Zhao Zhongxiang, Ni Ping, and Zhu Jun were all lined up, the audience didn't laugh to death.
Amid laughter, Zhang Lin said sincerely: "In big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
Unless you are extremely talented and knowledgeable, you really can’t stay here! "
Then, Zhang Lin came up with a famous joke - Schrödinger's cat!
After making all the audience laugh in the Central Plains dialect, he concluded amidst their laughter: "You said that in a city like this, there are talents and capable people everywhere. If you can stay, you must have a strong mentality. Don’t forget your original intention!”
After speaking, he raised three fingers and said: “Finally, let me tell you something;
Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, love! Come! No! Come!
This sentence is read in different ways, it is a different choice. "
He bent a finger and said loudly: "Bei, Shanghai, Guangzhou, love, are you coming?
Come!
Have firm confidence! "
Bend the second finger: "Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, love, come?
Not coming!
This has been given up! "
Wow~~
Admirations came and went, followed by thunderous applause.
Yang Mi and the others, who had listened to Wang Zijian and Ababa talking for a long time about whether they would come to Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Ai, felt that they had been thoroughly explained, but they did not expect to be able to explain it in such a sentence.
The theme has been sublimated all of a sudden!
Are you tall enough?
This is the symbol of talent!
Amid the boiling applause, Zhang Lin bent his third finger: "But, I believe it is more of the third type.
Will love come to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou? "
He shook his head with a smile on his face, turned into the little prince of dialect again, and said in Chinese dialect: "This question is "Schrödinger's cat". You will only know the answer the moment you open the box!"
After saying that, Handsome stepped back and bowed.
Hua Hua Hua~~
Upon seeing this, all the audience stood up and applauded non-stop.
Yang Mi followed suit and stood up, drumming her hands sincerely.
If such a patriotic and upright boy with good looks and talents can sign in Jiaxing, then she will have a pillar that can be popular for ten or twenty years.
What a greedy person!
Zhang Lin didn't notice someone's fiery gaze. He waved and came to Wang Zijian's side.
"Zhang Lin, please sit down."
The latter stood up enthusiastically and took control of the field: "In addition to the fact that the audience and I have many questions to ask Zhang Lin, we are now calling in online."
Seeing Zhang Lin turn around and look back, he explained: "It's the call that came in."
His expression froze, Zhang Lin smiled silently and said, "I can understand."
Wang Zijian ignored him and said to himself: "More than a thousand viewers have called. Now please ask the director to help me cut through the call from the first viewer."
In the audience, Yang Mi and the others, who had just sat down, burst into laughter.
Zhang Lin's words "I can understand" coupled with his speechless expression are so funny!
After waiting for three seconds, Wang Jianguo's voice came.
"Hey, Teacher Zhang Lin, Teacher Zhang Lin, is it... is it me?"
Zhang Lin, who listened carefully, immediately bowed his head.
Is it me?
What the hell!
This acting skill has a Douban rating of 2.0~
When reviewing the script before recording, Li Dan and the others had said that there would be a phone call at the end.
They mentioned it at that time, and Zhang Lin himself didn't think much about it.
Unexpectedly, the caller was Wang Jianguo, and they were trying to trick him!
Thinking of the defense line in his mind, Zhang Lin wanted to see what tricks they could pull off?
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Wang Jianguo on the phone sounded slightly nervous and asked in Mandarin with a strong Northeastern flavor: "I have a question for you!
Teacher Zhang Lin, what do you think of the situation in Xuliya? This~"
Hahahaha~~~
As soon as Wang Jianguo asked this ridiculous question, all the audience burst into laughter.
On a joke stage filled with shit and shit, on a comedy show, asking such a serious and high-end question made people laugh inexplicably.
Seeing the good results achieved, Wang Jianguo's voice also contained a smile.
Hmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what do you think of this situation?
Damn it, Li Jian’s famous scene!
Didn’t Li Jian come to the post-80s generation tonight in this life?
Surprised in his heart, Zhang Lin blurted out: "What do I think?
I sat and watched, stood and watched, lay down and squatted to watch! "
(You can search it on station B, it’s very funny)
Hahaha~~
The laughter in the audience became more and more intense. Yang Mi and the others laughed so hard that they wiped the corners of their eyes, being careful not to smear their eyeshadow.
Zhang Lin's witty reaction is really amazing and cute!
Although it is a very simple answer.
But he thought of such a wonderful reply in the blink of an eye, and his reaction speed was really impressive.
If they had this ability, wouldn't they be a hit in the variety show market?
When the applause subsided, Zhang Lin turned to look at the "ashamed" Wang Zijian, opened his eyes wide and said: "Brother Zijian, are you really letting yourself go?
You are jumping left and right on the verge of death! "
Amidst laughter, Wang Zijian made an apologetic expression and gesture, and controlled the scene: "Okay, the director cuts off this audience's call."
When Wang Jianguo's voice disappeared, he said with a serious face: "We hope that the viewers who called in below, especially those who are listening to our post-80s program tonight, must realize one thing.
Because our program is a variety talk show, we cannot discuss such issues.
And because Zhang Lin’s time is very tight, we can invite him to come to our program to share with you and talk about his insights on literature and music.
This opportunity is rare, I hope everyone can cherish this opportunity.
So, stop asking any more questions about what happens in the desert!
This has nothing to do with our show, okay? "
Hahaha~~~
Yang Mi and the others laughed to death.
Wang Zijian's acting skills are too low. Unsurprisingly, they are playing tricks on Zhang Lin in this part.
Judging from Zhang Lin's surprised expression just now, his eyes widened, he probably didn't know the specific content of this link, otherwise he wouldn't have said the sentence about jumping left and right.
On the stage, Wang Zijian said: "Then we are now receiving a call from the second audience. Can the director please help me switch to the second call?"
Soon, Wang Jianguo's relatively deep voice came from the sound system.
This time, his Mandarin was quite standard and he said: "Hey, Teacher Zhang, hello, hello, I have a question to ask you."
"Well, you ask."
I turned a blind eye when it was time to cooperate with your performance. Zhang Lin nodded as if listening.
On the phone, Wang Jianguo said: "The iPhone 7S has recently been released in a rich gold color. Do you think you can afford it?"
Hahaha~~~
When Wang Jianguo said this, the camera was focused on the audience in the front row.
I saw them all grinning with bared teeth.
Cut back to see Zhang Lin looking at Wang Zijian meaningfully, while the young prince looked embarrassed and ashamed.
Smiling, Zhang Lin replied: "I'm sorry, I'm not a rich man, so I didn't buy the rich man's gold, hehehehe."
Wang Zijian said it's okay, and just as he was about to pick up the phone, Wang Jianguo said hurriedly: "Teacher Zhang, wait a moment, I have another more important question to ask you."
Wang Zijian: "Okay, please."
After a moment, Wang Jianguo regained his temper and said jokingly: "What do you think of the situation in Xuliya?"
Zhang Lin couldn't hold himself any longer, lowered his head and pursed his lips, smiling.
Wang Jianguo scored twice, and Tu Qiongdagger saw it and said, "That's it. What do you think?"
Hahaha~~~
The whole audience burst into laughter, and the show was completely effective.
As the camera panned, you could see an elder brother wiping his tears with the back of his hand. The elder sister next to him was not much better.
Obviously, it is quite funny that this joke appears on this stage.
At this time, Wang Zijian said loudly: "Director, cut off his connection for me."
Zhang Lin turned around and said amusedly: "This is a night show, right?"
"Sorry, sorry, this is really embarrassing!"
After he smiled and apologized, Wang Zijian replied: "This is a show from the underworld."
"Indeed, your program has rarely been broadcast on time. It is indeed not an earthly program!" Zhang Lin replied instantly, making the young prince almost shut down.
Pursing his lips, Wang Zijian nodded and said according to the script: "The following audience member will be a little more high-end and upscale."
"I'll wait and see." Zhang Lin nodded.
As everyone expected, the third person connected was Wang Jianguo.
I saw him saying in exaggerated Northeastern accent English: "Hello Mr. Li, I am in Merrick now."
Zhang Lin laughed out loud, he really liked the Northeastern people speaking English!
Wang Zijian forcibly added to the scene: "Oh, it's an overseas phone call from Merrick. Zhang Lin, you are famous all over the world."
Zhang Lin responded with a hilarious eye roll.
On the phone, Wang Jianguo continued to ask in Northeastern's poor English: "I want to ask you something, what do you think?"
Switching to a Northeastern accent, Plum Blossom Lane Three and Lianzhong Sanyuan showed off their cards and said, "What do you think of the situation in Xuliya?"
Hahaha~~~
Amidst bursts of laughter, Zhang Lin said: "Isn't this quite high-end and classy?"
Wang Zijian was so embarrassed that he shouted angrily: "Take his phone off to me, director, take off his phone to me (huffing)"
Zhang Lin added: "Look for him with the phone line, go to his house, and look for him with the phone line!
By the way, our news channel has recently accumulated a lot of bricks, which are all piled up in the sign language teacher's office. I will send them to you later and help me clear the inventory. "
Hahaha~~~
This dreamy linkage immediately made the whole audience burst into laughter.
The audience couldn't stop laughing, and they were all laughed to death by the continuous jokes. Many people's cheeks were aching from laughing.
Yang Mi held her cheeks with both hands and kept laughing and said: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
"I'm laughing so hard too!"
The assistant also wiped her tears and said: "The host just looked stunned and embarrassed.
And Zhang Lin’s thoughtful listening made me really want to laugh, hahaha~"
Yang Mi nodded heavily, shook his head with a smile and said: "Zhang Lin, a nationally renowned host, felt his heart in his throat. He just put it down, and then he was lifted up again, hahaha~
I admit that I really need such interesting souls in my boring life. "
"No need for the bricks, just keep them for yourself!"
Wang Zijian had a look of fear on his face and said consolingly: "I will definitely ask the director to find him through the network cable and beat him~"
Hehe smiled, and Zhang Lin stepped into the scene and said: "Although he speaks English, he still speaks Northeastern dialect."
Hahaha~~
Yang Mi was struck with laughter again, covering her face and laughing non-stop.
The camera happened to be focused on her at this time and captured her rather "down and out" scene.
Fortunately, the director didn't recognize her and quickly switched the camera.
"Yes, yes, yes," Wang Zijian said, "America also has the Northeast. That place seems to be called Canada."
Shrugging, Zhang Lin hummed: "The key is that I thought scoring twice would be the limit, but I didn't expect a hat trick."
As he spoke, he looked towards the audience and said loudly: "Tiezhi guys, this is a sketch."
Hahaha~~
Wang Zijian couldn't hold back his laughter any longer, and the way he slapped the table made everyone laugh too.
Seeing the reminder from the director, he hurriedly suppressed his laughter and said, "Excuse me, director, come here, the fourth lucky audience member."
"Hello?"
At first everyone thought it was Wang Jianguo again!
Unexpectedly, what came on the phone was a nice female voice.
Wang Zijian greeted: "Hello, hello~"
The person on the other side was stunned and asked cautiously: "Are you Zhang Lin?"
"no."
Shaking his head, Wang Zijian answered honestly.
"I am~~"
After glaring at the affectionate young prince, Zhang Lin hurriedly said: "I am Zhang Lin."
Hearing the familiar voice, the female voice became clearer obviously, and she said excitedly: "Zhang Lin, I like you very much, I really, really like you~"
With a brilliant smile, Zhang Lin nodded and said, "Thank you, do you have anything to ask?"
Everyone immediately sat upright~
Unfortunately, as they were looking forward to their fourth birthday, they heard a female voice ask: "I, I want to ask you, how can you impress a boy who has not been in love for a long time?
The situation is that he is obviously very good, but he has not been in love for a long time!
Even after his first love ended, he never fell in love again.
His sexual orientation is normal.
I don't know what kind of state he is in now? "
Unable to help but laugh, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "I experienced three sessions tonight: talk show, international news, and emotional channel. I have to pay extra~"
Being stared at by Zhang Lin, Wang Zijian reacted and said it was okay, saying they had money.
Nodding with satisfaction, Zhang Lin asked: "This is not Siwen's voice, so which screenwriter is this?"
"This time, it's really a lucky audience."
After sweating for a while, Wang Zijian hurriedly explained.
His eyes opened suddenly, making sure that Wang Zijian was not lying, and the corners of Zhang Lin's mouth twitched involuntarily.
These guys are killing people by jumping left and right, what are they doing!
At this time, the clear female voice asked again, hoping to get the answer from the idol.
Wang Zijian said with a smile: "Girl, your idol doesn't look like a person who has never been in love. Did you seek medical treatment because of your illness?
Instead of asking him, you might as well ask me. "
"Who said I'm in love? I can't spread rumors. Be careful, I'll sue you for libel~"
After solemnly clarifying something, Zhang Lin smiled amidst the laughter and organized his words: "What kind of state is this?
Let me think about it~"
After a while, he recalled the miserable self in his previous life and said in a low voice: "I think that's probably it!
I'm tired of playing my favorite game, and there's no news on my phone.
Acquaintances have nothing to talk about, and strangers have nothing to talk about.
I watch short videos every day, and sometimes I am touched by the copywriting, and sometimes I am heartbroken by the short videos. "
(End of chapter)
