"Lin Yun hit the ground! The ball went in! Smart free kick! Lin Yun once again scored a hat trick. He has 28 goals in the league and is only two goals away from the 30-goal mark. For him, this should be easy. Things..."
"Van Persie, the Premier League golden boot last season, only scored 26 goals in the end, and he did not miss a game throughout the season. It took him 38 games to score 26 goals, including 3 points. goals, but now Lin Yun has scored 28 goals in only 18 games. The gap between the two sides is obvious!
At first, some people thought that Lin Yun was not worthy of wearing the No. 11 jersey left by Van Persie. Now it seems that Lin Yun gave this jersey a truly legendary color..."
Lin Yun, who scored his first career free kick, was also very excited. He rushed to the sidelines and meditated to celebrate.
Although there are elements of trickery, if you get in, you will get in.
"3-0, Manchester United's situation is over, Chamberlain replaces Lin Yun..."
Lin Yun walked to the sideline amidst the applause of the audience, high-fived Chamberlain and then walked towards Wenger.
Wenger tapped him on the shoulder and pushed him towards the bench.
The game has reached the final stage, Manchester United failed to make any more waves, and the game finally ended 3-0.
Lin Yun walked towards Rooney, who looked depressed. Before he could offer any words of comfort, Xiaopang had already put his arm around him and tucked him under his arm, "Tonight, bar!"
"..." Lin Yun broke free, "Aren't you afraid of being sprayed to death by the media?"
"What are you spraying?" Rooney's eyes widened. "What are you thinking about? I mean going to the bar to drink."
"I believe you," Lin Yun looked at him with disdain, "When the time comes, you will bring an aunt to have fun, and you will get scolded along with me."
Mentioning the dark history, I was even embarrassed to be as thick-skinned as a chubby kid, but I still tried to defend myself: "You don't understand..."
"I really don't understand..." Lin Yun shuddered as he thought of the reports he had read. He really couldn't figure out how this guy could have such a strong taste. "Did you start drifting off after Ferguson retired?"
"What does it have to do with him? He can't control me."
"That's not what you said before."
"You just said you want to go or not?"
"...To be honest, you should be more familiar with bars in London than me."
"Okay, then I'll take you there."
"..."
The two walked into the players' tunnel arm in arm, causing many fans who saw this scene to start looking forward to this summer's World Cup.
Rooney + Lin Yun, the two most powerful weapons in the Premier League, they will definitely have great potential in this World Cup!
Manchester United dropped to 9th in the standings, while Arsenal continued to top the list.
At the post-match press conference, Moyes once again said sourly that it was the performance of individual players that determined the game, otherwise Manchester United would have at least left the Emirates Stadium with a point.
Wenger is no longer too lazy to defend this statement. Not only does he acquiesce, he even wants to give the other party a thumbs up.
While Arsenal easily defeated Manchester United, Liverpool also narrowly defeated Fulham with a goal away from home. However, Manchester City and Chelsea both drew with their opponents, making the standings again full of variables.
Arsenal is outnumbered at a glance, while Liverpool, Manchester City, and Chelsea are fighting to the death for second place. Manchester United has withdrawn from the Champions League early, which is the first time in the history of the Premier League.
After the game, Rooney did not return to Manchester with the team, but took Lin Yun to the bar to hang out.
Although they just drank some wine and talked about life, many tabloids still expressed emotions like "another combination of Ronaldinho and Pato", but given that the two were really just casual He relaxed for a while and left, so the respectable media didn't take it seriously. Instead, another star player of Arsenal became a hot topic.
Still from The Sun.
"Photos of a sexy model in a hotel were exposed, and the Arsenal striker was secretly photographed naked (pictures)"...
Today, the words "Arsenal's striker" naturally make people think of Lin Yun first, but after everyone opened it, they realized that it was Giroud he was talking about.
According to The Sun, on the eve of the Arsenal-Crystal Palace match ten days ago, Giroud had sex with a lingerie supermodel named Celia in a hotel behind his wife's back.
"It is reported that Giroud went to great lengths to ensure that this tryst was not discovered.
He begged Celia to avoid Arsenal staff along the way and stressed not to arrive at the hotel before 10:45 p.m. because Arsenal players might gather at the bar downstairs by then.
Giroud also reminded Celia that if anyone asks, just say that he is visiting relatives and friends and not mention his own name.
Celia also revealed that the first time Giroud struck up a conversation with her was on January 21 this year. At that time, Giroud saw Celia's photo on the Internet. Three days later, Giroud formally asked Celia to meet and sent her a message. A nearly naked selfie.
Finally, Giroud told Celia that it was time to experience his whole body..."
Giroud, of course, firmly denied it, but Celia immediately released half-naked photos of Giroud staying in a hotel room.
In the face of overwhelming evidence, the Arsenal striker finally bowed his head and issued a public apology.
Giroud issued a statement on Twitter saying: "I would like to apologize to my wife, family, friends and the manager of my club, team-mates and Arsenal fans. Now I will fight for my family and Arsenal to achieve the goal. Nothing is more important than their forgiveness."
Arsenal is soaring this season, and everyone is waiting for them to make a mistake. Giroud has hit the muzzle of the gun.
Wenger was furious, but he was exhausted from having to defend his disciple in public.
After Lin Yun heard about it, he went to find a copy of "The Sun" to read it.
I have to say that although it doesn't quite match my own aesthetics, my vision is much more normal than Rooney's.
But Rooney scoffed, obviously mocking Giroud's taste, "Huh? Is this how you Arsenal people look?"
"Please don't escalate your personal behavior to the team, otherwise your Manchester United teammates will really kill you," Lin Yun shook his head, "I have to say, you still know how to play."
Rooney gave a middle finger and said, "I'm leaving. See you in the Champions League!"
"You'd better pray that you don't see me in the Champions League..."
After another FA Cup match, it was time for the Champions League match day, and the system finally issued another task.
"Main Mission Six: Defend the Champions League;"
"Task description: Lead Arsenal to become the first team to defend the Champions League after its restructuring;"
"Task difficulty: 5 stars;"
"Task reward: Characteristic (unique)*1."
The third main task is to win the Champions League for the first time. The difficulty of the task is also five stars, which rewards Mbappe's speed.
If according to this standard, then the reward this time should be equally amazing.
What he wants most now are related features such as long shots, headers, back-foot accuracy, and free kicks. Judging from the nature of the system, it seems that these more practical things can only be obtained from the main mission.
…………
"Arsenal has been facing a devilish schedule recently. They just finished a fierce battle with Manchester United, and the Gunners have to face Liverpool in the FA Cup at the weekend.
Next Wednesday, Wenger's team will meet their old rival Bayern Munich in the Champions League knockout round.
Wenger expressed his views at the pre-match press conference between Arsenal and Liverpool: 'I think our job is to maintain the ambition of the team, we will fight for any trophy we can win, if we fail , then we also need to take responsibility for the results...'"
With such a declaration, everyone thought that Arsenal would compete with Liverpool in the FA Cup. However, Wenger sent a full substitute lineup.
Obviously, Arsenal has more ambitious goals this season, and the FA Cup has been abandoned early.
The current Arsenal does not have the ability to fight on the third front. While maintaining the top spot in the league, they also have to face a life-or-death battle with Bayern. Wenger is already beyond his capabilities. If there is an FA Cup added to it, it will be like eating arsenic for the longevity star. .
Liverpool actually has a lot of ideas for this year's league championship, and it's not without a chance. However, in order to avenge the league, Rogers still played his best in this game.
Under such circumstances, Liverpool easily won and deservedly completed an imperfect revenge.
Next, the focus of world football began to shift to the Champions League.
Manchester City VS Barcelona, Arsenal VS Bayern Munich, AC Milan VS Atletico Madrid are undoubtedly the focus of the three strong showdowns, and Arsenal and Bayern are the focus of the focus.
With great momentum and playing at home, Arsenal originally had a huge advantage in this round of competition, but they didn't expect that someone didn't want them to have such an easy life.
According to the "Daily Mail" report, Queens Park Rangers coach Redknapp has agreed to provide Bayern Munich with a training ground so that they can better prepare for the game against Arsenal.
It is worth mentioning that Queens Park Rangers can also be regarded as one of Arsenal's old enemies in London.
As early as when he was coaching Tottenham, Lao Lei won three games against Wenger. Although he is no longer in the same league this time, Lao Lei still seems to have not forgotten to disgust his old opponent.
Both sides prepared very actively for the match and soon waited for the match day.
"This is the third time Arsenal and Bayern have met in the last 16 of the Champions League.
The first time they met was in the 2004-2005 season, when Arsenal was eliminated by Bayern Munich; the second time was last season. In the end, thanks to the super performance of the fledgling Lin Yun, Arsenal narrowly beat the Bundesliga giants with one goal and advanced to the top 8.
Arsenal has hidden all its main players in the FA Cup and is able to face the match with its strongest lineup today. Guardiola also made a major rotation in the league last week. The two sides will stage a real peak showdown. "
"In addition, the two coaches of the England and Germany national teams, Hodgson and Loew, came to the scene to watch the game. It is obvious that they are very concerned about the status of the players..."
"Arsenal 4-2-3-1.
Goalkeeper: 1-Szczesny;
Defenders: 3-Sagna, 4-Pertesacker, 6-Koscielny, 28-Gibbs;
Midfielder: 8-Arteta, 10-Wilshere, 19-Cazorla, 20-Modric, 14-Walcott;
Forward: 11-Lin Yun. "
"Bayern Munich 4-1-4-1.
Goalkeeper: 1- Neuer;
Defenders: 21-Lahm, 17-Boateng, 4-Dante, 27-Alaba;
Midfielder: 8-Martinez/10-Robben, 39-Kros, 19-Götze, 7-Ribery;
Forward: 9-Mandzukic. "
Lin Yun and Bayern's back line are old acquaintances, and they even exchanged pleasantries with Lahm before the game.
Ram looked at his face that had lost a lot of its childishness, and couldn't help feeling bursts of emotion in his heart.
When he thought that he had provided a large sum of experience points during his upgrade journey, the captain felt a bit ridiculous and couldn't help but speak out what was in his heart, "If I could have known at that time that you would achieve With such a high level, you won’t be sad about losing to Arsenal all year long.”
Lin Yun couldn't help but smile, "The way you Germans comfort yourself is quite interesting."
"What else?" Ram also laughed, "Tell yourself that we were eliminated by a kid who was playing in a professional league for the first time. Will this make us feel better?"
Lin Yun shook his head and refused to comment. He just asked about the gossip, "I heard that you are planning to buy Lewandowski?"
"This is a club matter," Lahm said, lowering his voice, "but if nothing else happens, he will wear a Bayern jersey next season."
Lin Yun extended his thumb to him and said, "As expected of Bayern Munich."
Ram suddenly had an idea, "If you are interested..."
"Sorry, I'm not interested."
"Okay, pretend I didn't say..."
The game starts soon.
Lahm beat Arteta in the coin guessing game and Bayern kicked off first.
Lin Yun jogged to the front of Bayern's penalty area, and Dante and Boateng came over immediately.
Lin Yun said a friendly hello, "Hi, long time no see."
Boateng put on a stinky face and scolded him, while Dante responded with a constipated expression: "Long time no see."
"So you're going to defend me again this time?"
Boateng made some noise this time, "Yes, don't worry, we will be gentle."
"Are you okay...fuck?"
They were chatting happily at one end, while Bayern was already launching a vigorous offensive at the other end.
Robben forced an overtake on the wing, passed Gibbs and then made a diagonal pass.
After Cross followed up, he suddenly shot a cold shot, and the football flew straight to the lower left corner of the goal against the turf.
Szczesny remained calm in the face of danger, flew up and blocked the ball out of the baseline with one hand, and Arsenal narrowly escaped.
"... Kroos hit the goal! Szczesny made the ultimate save! It was almost! Just two minutes into the game, Bayern Munich completed a very high-quality attack and almost got a dream start..."
Guardiola on the sidelines patted his thigh regretfully, while Wenger put his hands in his pockets and remained motionless.
Corner kick for Bayern.
Lin Yun returned to his own half to participate in defense, but Dante still followed him closely, making him confused as to who was guarding whom in this wave.
Cross kicked the ball out, Arteta headed the ball to clear the ball, and the football fell to the edge of the penalty area.
Lin Yun immediately threw Dante away and ran towards the landing point of the football, but he did not expect that Robben had already arrived in front of the football and volleyed at the falling football.
The football crossed the penalty area, flew towards the goal, and flew out against the goal post with a "clop" sound.
Lin Yun was unable to stop his momentum in time and bumped into Robben. However, with quick eyesight and quick hands, he directly grabbed Robben's shoulders and threw him to the side, avoiding the fate of the two of them rolling into a ball.
However, Dante, who was catching up from behind, couldn't stop the car and bumped into Robben, knocking him to the ground...
A group of people looked at Peter Pan lying on the ground crying without tears, and couldn't laugh or cry for a moment.
Szczesny quickly kicked the ball out, and it was Arsenal's turn to attack, but nothing came of it as soon as it reached midfield.
Lin Yun can clearly feel the difference between Gua's Bayern and Hai's Bayern.
The pursuit of midfield and ball control is almost paranoid. It is almost a variant of Barcelona. In some aspects, it is somewhat similar to Arsenal.
The two sides went back and forth and played happily, but after Bayern created the threat of the opening, the offense was not very smooth, but Arsenal entered the state faster.
In the 6th minute, Modric passed back from the left, and Cazorla's left-footed volley from 18 meters in front of the goal was blocked by Martinez.
Then Wilshere passed the ball, and Lin Yun pushed the shot 12 meters in front of the goal, but Neuer fell to the ground and blocked it!
Then Sagna headed the ball from the right, Cazorla broke into the right side of the penalty area against offside, and Neuer scored with a low shot 12 meters away from the goal.
"... Neuer! It's Neuer again! Bayern's defense was riddled with holes, and it was all thanks to Neuer's ability to keep the city goal intact.
Lin Yun can not only create threats by himself, but also contain many defensive players of the opponent. Unfortunately, Arsenal failed to break through Neuer's five-finger barrier for three consecutive shots. "
Guardiola stood calmly on the sidelines with a sullen expression, feeling so worried that he wanted to pull his hair out.
Arsenal's attack is not done yet.
In the 8th minute, Wilshere made a direct pass to the left side of the penalty area. When Modric received the ball, there was no one around him.
Boateng quickly signaled Lahm to come over and help defend Lin Yun with Dante, while he pounced on Modric.
Modric made a fake pass to Lin Yun the moment he approached. Boateng was fooled and immediately stretched out his foot to intercept. As a result, the Magic Flute dunked the ball directly to the side.
Boateng rushed to remedy the situation. In panic, he stretched out his foot and kicked Modric directly in the foot.
Modric screamed and fell to the ground.
"Beep!!!"
The Italian referee Rizzoli immediately ran over with his whistle blown, pointed to the penalty spot and at the same time took out a yellow card and raised it high at Boateng.
"Penalty kick! Boateng tripped Modric in the penalty area and Arsenal won a penalty!"
Lahm and Boateng rushed to the referee together, while Lin Yun walked towards Modric and reached out to pull him up.
"Are you okay?"
"It's okay," Mo Flute adjusted his shin guards, "Thankfully I have this thing."
Arteta also ran up, stretched out his hand and rubbed the magic flute head hard, "Well done!"
Lin Yun reminded: "Don't screw it up."
Arteta said: "Don't worry."
"...The penalty kick will be taken by Arteta to see if Neuer can continue his heroic performance."
Brother Tazi put the ball on the penalty spot and looked at Neuer, suddenly feeling a little nervous.
Players from both sides came to the penalty area line, ready to rush in at any time.
When the whistle sounded, Arteta took a run and kicked a half-high ball towards the center of the goal.
Neuer had already made a move to save to the left. When he saw the football flying towards him, he only partially retracted his body, but under such circumstances, he was able to block the ball with his right hand.
"Neuer blocked Arteta's penalty! Arsenal missed a good opportunity and Bayern Munich escaped! Arsenal tied Real Madrid's record of nine points conceded in the Champions League! Neuer also became the successor to Kahn and Butt , the third Bayern goalkeeper to save a penalty kick in the Champions League!"
Neuer stood up and roared, showing his domineering attitude.
Wenger, who had been looking like a statue since the start of the game, finally broke through the defense and looked up to the sky with a sigh.
Arteta put his hands on his hips, posing in Baggio's classic pose. Lin Yun walked up to him, grabbed his shoulders and shook him, "It's okay, there is still a chance, just come back."
This save greatly improved Bayern's morale. After Arsenal's corner kick was cleared, they immediately launched a crazy counterattack.
In the 11th minute, Robben was brought down by Wilshere while dribbling the ball, and Bayern got a free kick opportunity.
He personally took the penalty and hit the wall directly with one kick. Mandzukic's follow-up shot directly knocked the ball away.
In the 18th minute, Bayern made a comeback. Alaba's semi-volley from 20 meters away from the left side of the goal was scooped out by Gibbs.
In the 21st minute, Wilshere cleverly escaped from the center circle and sent an overhead ball. Lin Yun used his speed to get rid of Dante and Boateng but was ruled offside.
In the 28th minute, Gibbs strained his left leg and Arsenal was forced to use the first substitution, with Monreal coming on as a substitute.
The pace of the game was fast and almost breathless. Both sides got some chances, but neither could score first.
Franck Ribery was almost invisible today, while Robben was in great form and soon performed a show of speed and passion on the right.
Sagna was completely helpless against him. Robben once again used his unique skill of cutting inside, but when everyone thought he was going to volley, he uncharacteristically knocked the ball back into the backcourt.
Cross received the ball from behind, tipped his toes and passed the ball over the top.
Szczesny struck decisively, and Robben stretched out his left foot, preparing to reach the ball with his toes, but Szczesny took the ball off first, and then bumped into Robben, knocking Robben directly to the ground.
Rizzoli ran over, pointed to the penalty spot, and at the same time a red card hit Szczesny's face...
"... Kroos passed the ball over the top and Robben took it alone!!! Szczesny attacked and knocked down Robben. Penalty kick! Penalty kick! The referee awarded a penalty kick! And he also red carded Szczesny Sent off! It rained all night for Arsenal."
"This is the third time Robben has scored points in the Champions League this season, ranking first! This is also the 100th red card in official games since Wenger coached Arsenal..."
Wenger shook his head and could only make another substitution.
Cazor pulls down, Fabianski steps up.
"Just thirty minutes into the game, Arsenal were forced to use two substitutions.
Fabianski's chance to prove himself has come. The penalty kick will be taken by Alaba to see if he can seize the opportunity. "
The whistle sounded, Alaba took a run and pushed with his left foot.
Fabianski misjudged the direction, but the football hit the left post amid the cheers of the Arsenal fans!
"Bayern didn't even score a penalty kick! This is really dramatic! This is the 7th time Bayern has conceded points in the Champions League, second only to Barcelona (8 times), Real Madrid (9 times) and Arsenal..."
"Both sides missed a penalty each, but Arsenal now have one less player to play and are still the weaker side."
Everyone in the audience was in a state of confusion.
What kind of plane are you doing...
(End of chapter)
