Everyone watching this game thought they were dazzled.
13 minutes, 0-3.
This is almost a start that can only be made by world-class teams and amateur teams, but now it is happening before my eyes.
To be fair, if we were to find two groups in the world with the strongest ability to accept bizarre things, then Internet article readers and football fans would definitely rank in the top two, but the difference is that the former is the author of all kinds of things. It was developed through the exercise of weird imagination, but the latter was forced out by various outrageous football stories in reality.
But at this moment, even the most experienced fans have to admit that their situation is still small.
Damn it, it wasn't so miserable when the Chinese team played against Brazil, right?
The noise at White Hart Lane just now has been reduced by an unknown amount. Many fans of the home team have even begun to switch sides, greeting their defenders with the gentlest Chinese quintessence.
Arsenal fans seemed to be celebrating the New Year in advance. Whether they were on the scene or watching the live broadcast outside the stadium, they were all laughing, singing and dancing.
The entire city of London seems to be divided into two halves, one side is celebrating the festival, and the other side is going through the tribulation.
Some Tottenham players are still protesting against the attack just now. They think Lin Yun's quick free kick is nonsense and the goal should be invalidated. It is best to give this random kid a red card.
Vertonghen was the most excited, spitting directly into the referee's face, as if he wanted to eat him alive.
The referee was so frightened that he backed away and was about to retreat to the sidelines before he suddenly reacted.
I'm a referee, I'm afraid of you, you're a ball of yarn?
The topaz card was immediately taken out and slapped on Vertonghen's head.
"Vertonghen was given a yellow card. He was too excited. There should be no problem with Lin Yun's quick start. If Vertonghen is to blame, it would be better to blame himself. If he had not committed a foul, this free kick would not have existed... Or should I say , if he didn’t foul, there would be nothing he could do against Lin Yun?”
The Arsenal players gathered around the three heroes to celebrate, and Lin Yun suddenly received a system prompt.
"The second side mission has been released, please check it carefully."
"Um?"
The first side task is to become the top scorer in the Arsenal team.
Arsenal's current top scorer is Theo Walcott, who has played for the Gunners for 7 years. He has played a total of 242 times for Arsenal and scored 54 goals.
Lin Yun has now scored 8 goals for the Gunners after playing full games. This task cannot be completed for a while. He originally thought that side task 2 would be a similar long-term task, but he did not expect that the time was extremely tight.
"Side mission two: good memories.
Task description: Help Arsenal lead Tottenham by more than 5 goals (including 5 goals) in 20 minutes, giving all Tottenham people a beautiful memory.
Mission difficulty: three and a half stars.
Mission reward: Characteristic*1.”
"..."
If it was before this game, Lin Yun would definitely feel that the system was teasing him, but now, it doesn't seem impossible.
The difficulty of the task is only three and a half stars, which probably means that Tottenham have not yet recovered from their confusion. If Nana works hard, it is not impossible to get two shots on them.
Thinking of this, he quickly gestured for everyone to be quiet.
The most awesome newcomer in the history of the Premier League still had to be given some face, and everyone immediately fell silent.
"Guys, let's give them a good memory," Lin Yun glanced at everyone, "Since we scored three in ten minutes, it's not too much for us to score five or six in twenty minutes, right?"
"Fake Squid, you are so cruel!"
"Not too much, not too much."
"Very reasonable."
"...I think what we should do most now is how to face Tottenham's counterattack."
"Ask the BOSS?"
"Why are you asking? Haven't you seen how scared they are? If you don't take the opportunity to die at this time, why are you waiting? Remember, we are gunmen, not philanthropists!"
“Let’s take action, enough, enough, I must be on the headlines tomorrow!”
Tottenham are still dilly-dallying, obviously not recovering from the blow, but Arsenal are already in full swing, and everyone is as lively as if they had eaten a small blue chip.
Bell looked at the murderous enemy on the opposite side, and then at the lifeless teammates around him, and a sense of powerlessness suddenly came out.
Maybe... it's really time to leave?
Wenger on the sidelines was equally sentimental.
How long has it been since he saw Arsenal like this?
Three years, five years, or eight years?
He was not sure whether this change was brought about by Lin Yun, but he was at least certain that this recovery did slowly appear after Lin Yun's arrival.
So, this kid is not only a sharp edge like Henry, but also has the potential to become a spiritual leader like Zidane and Maradona?
Wenger was once again grateful that he was there that day and that he discovered this treasured child earlier than Ferguson.
The competition started again under the eager eyes of Nana's generals.
Some people's worries were unfounded. Instead of counterattacking, Tottenham played cautiously and kept dawdling in their own midfield.
Nana's attacking group headed by Lin Yun launched a crazy high-position press. Even the defenders were itching and soon pressed forward.
Tottenham finally made a mistake under this suffocating pressure.
Walker's pass was too weak, and Monreal, who saw through the ball, successfully intercepted it.
The ball comes to Arsenal.
Lin Yun was the first to rush into the penalty area. Walcott and Cazorla also surrounded him from the left and right sides. Tottenham's penalty area was immediately filled with dangers.
The football was passed to Wilshere's feet. The small threat and Ramsey passed the ball into the penalty area after two consecutive one-twos.
Dawson and Vertonghen were obviously much timid in the penalty area, and when they joined forces, they were actually blocked by Lin Yun.
Lin Yun believed that he did not have the ability to dance on the blade. The moment he received the ball, he knocked it sideways, then turned around and rushed straight to the goal.
Cazorla immediately passed the ball.
Lori was always watching Lin Yun's every move. He saw through their coordination routine the moment Lin Yun passed the ball, and chose to attack almost as soon as Cazorla passed the ball.
The football fell between Lori and Lin Yun. Lin Yun had no time to adjust and quickly jumped up and shook his head hard to attack the goal.
"... Cazorla passed the ball in front of the goal, Lloris attacked, and Lin Yun headed the ball towards the goal! Unfortunately, the header was too upright, and the ball was lifted off the crossbar by Lori's hand! Arsenal's offensive was overwhelming, and Tottenham There are dangers everywhere, if this continues, the score will soon become 0-4."
When Lin Yun headed the ball, he knew that the ball was most likely going to fly, so he didn't feel much disappointed.
Just hit again.
Villas-Boas was furious on the sidelines and wanted to pull down several puppet-like defenders to light sky lanterns, but after turning his head and looking at his bench, he could only continue to do so.
In fact, the hot chicken defender in his eyes is not really that unbearable. At least now Lin Yun is quite uncomfortable being entangled by Vertonghen and Dawson.
He originally wanted to lurk behind the goal and do something secretly, but the two central defenders stayed close to each other like guardians on the left and right, and they even used their hands and feet, which made him quite uncomfortable.
Although there was obviously no space for him to receive the ball, Wilshere sent the corner kick to the back point.
Dawson and Vertonghen cooperated tacitly. One of them tightly pulled the hem of Lin Yun's jersey to prevent him from jumping, while the other jumped high and headed the ball to clear the ball.
"The corner kick came out, Vertonghen headed the ball out, and the football fell to the left side of the small penalty area...Lin Yun?!"
Lin Yun rushed out the moment Vertonghen headed the ball.
Of course he didn't know where Vertonghen was going to head the ball, he just relied on instinct to choose a random direction at that time, and then pounced on it.
This is called being in the right place at the right time.
That is the legendary sense of smell in front of the door.
He ran out with his back to the goal, jumped high before the football touched the ground, and completed a difficult overhead shot under the eyes of all the Tottenham fans who wanted to kill.
"Upside down golden hook! GOAL!!! Lin scored twice and scored Arsenal's fourth goal of the game!
Gentlemen and ladies, I declare that the best goal of this round is born!
If I remember correctly, the first goal Lin scored in his career was an overhead kick. Unexpectedly, just two weeks ago, he completed another..."
The overhead kick is definitely one of the most entertaining and difficult shots on the football field. The moment the football entered the goal, even some unsteady Tottenham fans could hardly help but applaud along with the opponent.
Lin Yun fell to the ground with a "bang" after finishing the goal, but he stood up like a carp like nothing happened, then rushed to the visiting team's fans' stands and swung a Shenglong Fist fiercely.
"GOAL!!! Lin!!!"
"So handsome, man!"
"Hahaha, that's it, beat them up!"
"Fuck Henry! Fuck Van Persie! I only recognize Lin now!"
In the Sky Sports studio, Lineker kept exclaiming, "It's incredible! It's 0-4? Did Wenger bribe the Tottenham club chef and ask him to give it to Tottenham?" Have the players made any mistakes? This is not the Bai Baihe team we remember at all, and of course, this is not the Arsenal team we are familiar with."
At this time, it was almost seventeen minutes. Lin Yun yelled twice and ran to the midfield, signaling Tottenham to kick off quickly.
Everyone in the audience was a little confused, thinking that their memory was confused.
Isn’t Arsenal in the lead now? What the hell are you worried about?
"Lin Yun seems to be very excited. He may not be able to wait to score a hat-trick. He is actually urging Tottenham to kick off quickly."
"Hahaha, what a confident and energetic young man..."
Lin Yun is actually not that confident.
With only a little time left, he felt that this side mission was most likely going to go awry.
Although he also feels that he is very bad now, but to score another goal in more than two minutes after scoring one goal, the opponent is still a strong team in the Champions League, which is somewhat difficult.
But reality is sometimes so unreal.
Just like those wall-mounted snipers in World War II, or the group of people who used abacus to knock out mushroom eggs, if logic can explain it, it is not reality.
Tottenham have been irritated by his "kick off quickly, I'm in a hurry" attitude, and showed a strong desire to attack after the football kicked off.
Not only did the frontcourt press forward significantly, several defenders also moved forward to the midfield, ready to go up and participate in the attack at any time.
But Lin Yun is not the only one who is in great form at Arsenal today.
As soon as their offense started to advance, the football was stopped by Arteta and Wilshere.
Arteta intercepted the ball and then made a decisive pass.
The ball was said to be a pass, but it was as fast as a shot. The football stuck to the turf and passed through the interceptions of two Tottenham players and appeared in front of Lin Yun.
The quickest reaction from Tottenham was Vertonghen, the big enemy.
Before Lin Yun could catch the ball, he had already hurriedly stretched out his feet to stop him.
He was already the last line of defense, and he almost made this kick with the determination to knock the person to the ground even if he got a red card.
But Lin Yun didn't even give him a chance to foul.
When the football came to his feet, Lin Yun tapped the ball directly from Vertonghen's crotch.
Then overtake, chase the ball, and go straight to the opponent's goal.
Defenders Dawson and Vertonghen were still chasing desperately, but they became more and more desperate.
"Lin Yun! Terrifying speed! Arsenal No. 11 walked to the wrong set. He should be on the 100-meter race track, not the football field!"
Lin Yun catches the ball, breaks through, and accelerates. The whole process only has five words: fast!
There was a smooth road in front of him, and he dribbled the ball almost in a straight line. He reached Tottenham's penalty area in two or three breaths.
Lori attacked again, but Lin Yun pushed the ball without hesitation. The football rolled in a subtle arc on the turf and slid into the lower left corner of the goal.
0-5.
"GOAL!!! Lin actually did it!? Hat trick! Another hat trick! In three games, he scored four points in the first game, the second hat trick, and now just 19 minutes have passed in the third game. He actually scored another hat-trick! What kind of magic did Wenger buy back?!"
Lin Yun rushed to the sideline and knelt down to glide again.
"Ding! The second side task is completed and the rewards have been distributed. Please check them carefully."
Before he could check what the reward was, his teammates had already rushed from behind and pressed him down like a stack of arrogant men.
"We probably saw the most bizarre game in the Premier League this season, and probably the most bizarre North London derby in history: less than 20 minutes, 0-5..."
"Arsenal's counterattack was so beautiful. From the transition of offense and defense to Lin Yun's solo breakthrough, it seemed that it only took a blink of an eye, and it seemed that we were back to the peak of popularity."
While the commentators were still fuming, Lin Yun had already opened his system and found the mission reward.
Characteristics: Mr. Big Scene.
"Are you just crazy?"
This can be done.
He was still celebrating wildly, but the Tottenham players had been called to the sidelines by the head coach and were being scolded.
This scolding seemed to have some effect. After the game started again, Tottenham seemed to have changed a team. Although the offense still relied monotonously on the wing fast breaks of Bell and Lennon, the defense became Quite desperate.
Soon Dawson, Hector, Parker and others all received topaz cards, and Vermaelen and Arteta also received yellow card warnings for helping Lin Yun.
The score of 0-5 remained until the 60th minute. Wenger, as if pinching the point, hurriedly replaced Lin Yun as soon as the 60th minute came.
As soon as he came off the field, Tottenham's fans, coaches and players unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
As if a curse has finally been lifted, Tottenham's offense is becoming smoother and smoother.
In the 80th minute, Bell finally scored a face-saving goal.
Sigurdsson sent a direct pass, Mertesacker failed to prevent offside by delaying, and Bell scored with a single shot from 12 yards.
1-5.
This is his 21st goal this season, including 16 goals in the league and 7 goals in the past 5 rounds.
Unfortunately, it was of no avail.
In the final stage of the game, Cazorla received Monreal's cross and scored the seventh goal of the game, and the score was fixed at 1-6.
1-6…
Who could have imagined this?
Just looking at the scores, anyone would think that these are two levels of teams. If you want to put them in the standings, there will be one at the head of the Yangtze River and one at the end of the Yangtze River, one in the Champions League and one in the English Championship. But in fact, these two teams are both They are currently the top four teams in the Premier League. Before the game, Tottenham even had one point more than Arsenal. After this battle, Arsenal overtook Tottenham and came to the third place in the standings, still only two points away from the second place Manchester City. difference.
It's time to take off Asuna's hat.
