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Author: The gain outweighs the loss (sb public
Since it is an inquiry meeting, the accused must at least be allowed to answer questions. 【Read the latest chapter】
The defendant Chang Shide expressed his objection to the charges. And the defense is as follows:
1. The dangers of doing business abroad. This point needs no elaboration.
2. Get to know the locals.
Businessmen who went out for business in the Ming Dynasty traveled all over the country and often spent their time along the way. Even in Mobei, where hygiene is unhygienic, there are still many people who will hang out with Mongolian women who smell like tents after taking off their pants (so they are called slutty Tatars). Under such circumstances, we, as a window for external display, As a bridge to communicate with the outside world, if we eat fast and chant Buddha's name, do not get close to the local ordinary people, and do not act in line with their behavior, we will be isolated or even ostracized. It can be seen from our actions that I bought a few girls , give them the guarantee of food and clothing, give them the opportunity to work and be influenced by advanced culture, and gain an in-depth understanding of the local people's actual lifestyle and thinking habits from them. They all thought it was normal, but Comrade Wen adhered to the superficial values of the Puritans, but it caused the local people to make malicious speculations about his sexual orientation. Is this something that is beneficial to the people of our time traveling through time? Teach a lesson, comrades, a lesson.
3. Women and their own people.
Taizu once said: The so-called politics means to do more for one's own people and less for the enemy. The more women he sleeps with, the more people he has. Comrades, in this era, the relationship between men and women is not as equal as the era when we came. Only by sleeping with this woman can she truly belong to us from soul to body. Although there are 500 of us, very few Obviously, when one day we need to go deep into the local ordinary people to understand their thoughts, their habits, and to spread our gospel, will only "our own people" we trust be reliable? Therefore, I say this is obviously a good thing that is conducive to the great undertakings of traveling through time. On the other hand, comrades, don’t forget that in this era, we are the masters who have absolute control over their bodies. Possessing them is actually a good thing for them, showing that they have been controlled by the master. Trust, with the space and foundation to continue to develop by the master's side, please recall the decadent feudal otaku paradise masterpiece "Dream of Red Mansions", in which all the girls are trying their best to seduce the master, intrigues, isn't this Is this an example of lively and healthy young women with positive and enterprising thoughts in the era? Therefore, on the one hand, this means that they trust us (the bricks are thrown: "It's 'you'", not 'us'), and on the other hand, it also means that we trust them (the bricks continue to be thrown: "It's 'you'", not 'us' …
4. Defend the use of public funds.
I acknowledge the fact that comrades accuse me of using public funds to buy girls, but I need to explain some objective circumstances:
4.1. When I went to Leizhou, my coupons and most of my money were left untouched in Lingao. In addition to a dozen taels of silver as pocket money, the only thing he and Comrade Wen were in charge of were the public funds. In this case, our house, our food and clothing are all supported by these public funds, but I can guarantee that every expenditure we make, including the money to buy girls, complies with the usage regulations and reimbursement regulations. (Bricks thrown: "Words don't count as vouchers, but what about invoices?" "These days, you can issue the invoices yourself..."
4.2. As I said before, every penny we spend on purchasing these maids is public funds, but! ! ! Have you ever calculated the price? It’s only 50 taels of silver (according to the discussion in Section 49 of Volume 3, the total package is 10 taels. Here I calculate it based on 10 taels each. If you have also been to the market, you should know that it is necessary to What should be the price for buying maids? You also have to pay wages to the workers. Now if you do the math, I bought 5 female workers for the equivalent of 50 taels. In one fell swoop, I built Leizhou’s internal structure and hospitality organization. It saves a lot of manpower to devote to formal work. Is the price worth it? I have seen dozens of girls in the market, beautiful, fair and lovely, but I did not take action. Why? Brothers , can I not feel bad for traveling through my own money? (A certain otaku murmured, "What a familiar sentence." Another said: "Comrade, how can I not feel bad for the proletarian team?"
4.3. When I lived in a dormitory in Lingao, I lived in a dormitory like everyone else. I worked during the day and masturbated at night. Don’t you want to have your own vagina? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? I remember that we were still in the training and mobilization stage before time travel. When everyone was chatting privately, someone told me that we should have fun and communicate with each other. Whoever said it at that time may have forgotten it, but I still remember it ( I am very happy to see some blushing among the otakus who accused me. As a time traveler, I have always had my share of income since logging in. Although it is not much, there is still a lot of money. Since you still think It's not appropriate for me to use public funds to buy girls, so I won't say anything more. The situation at that time was that I didn't have any cash around, so now I will treat it as returning the money to the collective, and the money will be deducted from my accumulated salary. Okay. From now on, I will use those girls myself. If anyone dares to borrow them from me, I will be in a hurry.
5. Humanitarianism.
I, Chang, consider myself not a good man or woman. I have fired a gun and killed people after traveling through time. Normally, I like to play with the ghost head sword, and with my black face, I look murderous. But people who are familiar with me know that I am a gentle and conscientious young man. I am not shy about my brothers, and I am also humanitarian towards prisoners. You have all seen malnourished people near Lingao. This is a common phenomenon in this era, but when I saw a few of them in the market, they were even weaker than the weakest villagers we have ever seen here. Weak, almost like skinny animals (Wen Tong muttered: Is it that serious? It didn’t look that serious when I bought it back. We are all young people who were born under the red flag and grew up in New China. We saw these women doing all kinds of evil things. We are dying under the whipping of slave owners, and when we think about the purpose of our coming here, besides liberating ourselves, isn’t it to save the poor people who are still struggling in the evil feudal society? Thinking of this, who can endure such torture and torture of conscience? Do you care about how much money you need to spend and whose money is spent to rescue them? (Wen Tong muttered: Just now, he was bragging that he was a good bargainer and spent less money. Now why is he bragging that he doesn’t care about spending money? Look, their ages From 15 to 32 years old, there is such a long span, which is not a group of women suitable for sex at all. I really couldn't bear it, so I used money to rescue them from the traffickers, and then brought them to Leizhou. Someone had already fainted from hunger at the door of the office. It was really sad to hear it and shed tears when seeing it. (Wen Tong muttered: Tears are coming down. Lao Chang, you are really a good actor.
6. Some suggestions for everyone.
Chang said these words here today. On the one hand, it was because there was an emergency when I was doing things before, and I was in a remote place outside and had no time to report it. So now I will describe the cause and effect to you in detail, so that everyone will know what happened. , naturally he would not say anything to Chang anymore.
On the other hand, uh, as someone who used to work during the day and masturbate at night, I would like to use my personal experience to help you conduct an otaku-type sexual experiment in advance. There are some experiences and lessons in it, and Say it and share it with everyone. In the future, hehe, it will come in handy...
I, Chang Shi De, defend my case, above.
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