Chapter 160 Li Huamei fell from the sky
When Wen Desi and President Ye were bargaining over the missionary issue, they scattered around trying to find their own romantic encounters. [Read the latest chapter] Many people have been deeply poisoned by the Age of Discovery since childhood, so some people clamored to go to the tavern to meet the beautiful barmaid as soon as they landed.
After walking around for a while, everyone was disappointed. Although the local area is a Portuguese stronghold, there are actually not many Portuguese people. Most of the people walking on the streets are Chinese. There are not many Portuguese men, let alone Portuguese ocean horses. From time to time, you can also see individual elegant ladies or ordinary Portuguese women. In terms of aesthetic taste, they are not at all as short as the imagined Ocean Horses, and their heads and eyes are black. There is no iconic body shape with big breasts and fat butt.
Someone suggested going to the dock area, thinking that they could just go to a brothel instead of having to deal with the petty bourgeoisie of barmaids in taverns. There are many brothels near the dock area, and sailors of all colors come and go, making it very lively. The person in charge of soliciting customers seemed to be a local Chinese, and he was not shy. When he saw a few strangely dressed travelers poking their heads at the door, he immediately welcomed them in with a mixture of enthusiasm and language.
Several people half-pushed into the dark atrium, surrounded by a row of simple small rooms with curtains hanging on the door. The men's heavy breathing merged into a chorus of human desire. Several long-term husbands also had no physiological reactions. At this time, several women came out of the small room, put on what they thought was the most charming smile, and pulled back their clothes to reveal their breasts. In fact, according to this group of modern people who were numb after watching porn, they looked absolutely nothing* *Same. Not to mention all of them are thin and small, their small and thin faces look a little swollen in the dim light, and their eyes are as thin as slits. There is still an unknown smell on the body. When the group of people, who had been so horny just now, saw this appearance, and it was not the legendary Yangma, the water immediately retreated seven and a half feet. They all slipped out one by one, claiming that they didn't have enough money.
Women are not allowed to go out, so naturally they are in a bad mood. There is nothing to do in Macau. Many famous tourist attractions in Macau have not been built yet, or they are prohibited from going to the military restricted area. Although the Portuguese residential area has its own characteristics, it is still just a small place, and you will get tired of it after walking around for a few times. Out of boredom, I discovered a real tavern near the dock area! A cup-shaped sign is hanging outside the door.
All the perverts opened their eyes and hurriedly opened the door and entered. As soon as I entered the door, I was hit by noisy sounds and strong smell of alcohol and smoke. I was so smoked inside that I couldn't open my eyes. I saw a group of sailors with different skin colors inside, puffing away at each other. The newcomers didn't care.
"Damn, not all sailors chew tobacco," Mond said.
"That's because the boat can't use open flames, so we use open flames instead. Why don't you have a good time after getting off the boat?" Ye Yuming disagreed. He came as a representative of the Ministry of Agriculture. I just went around the market and found out what varieties they don't have. In fact, all the supplies in Macau come from Guangdong, so there is nothing special. Ye Yuming had been instructed to try to find out if there was a local supply of potatoes. But there is obviously no such thing on the market. There are some sweet potatoes.
"Speaking of cigarettes, when will the cigarettes you grow mature?" The person who spoke was Ma Jia. This person had always been unknown to the crowd. He graduated with a bachelor's degree in law and majored in international economic law. He is a waste of skills in the current crossing group. Type travelers are obviously not in a hurry to engage in international economic law. This person was able to come to Macau this time purely because he talked about the importance of maritime law when writing the application and inserted himself into the delegation for the purpose of "investigating international maritime law." Behind his mediocre clerk's appearance is his ambitious plan to serve as the future president of the Maritime Court and personally formulate a maritime code and maritime law.
"Tobacco needs to be planted in the spring, but we can't plant something immediately available." Ye Yuming disagreed. "Besides, flue-curing tobacco is technically difficult. It would be fastest to wait until the end of the year to smoke."
"It would be nice to just buy some tobacco.
"While talking, several people sat down. At that moment, someone asked for a bottle of rum to drink to have the spirit of a sea man!
The rum was in a crude earthenware bottle. Wrapped in a rattan cover. The wax stamp on the cover is still intact. Mond looked at the poke diplomatically. Opened the wine bottle.
Ye Yuming was puzzled: "Can you understand this stamp?"
"Of course!" Mond said boldly. "Is this a stamp? You can tell it's Puerto Rican rum at a glance!"
The words just came out of his mouth. He heard a clear "chi" laughter coming from the smoke. It seems like there is nothing. Everyone looked around. I saw smoke filling the room. I can't see who the person is.
"What the hell!" Ye Yuming was a little uneasy.
"Never mind it, let's all drink." With that, Mond poured a drink for everyone, "My treat
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Everyone took a sip. Rum was considered a strong liquor in Europe and the United States, but the average % alcohol content could only be regarded as low-alcohol liquor to these people. The wine has a peculiar aroma and is spicy in the mouth. Very suitable for those who like to drink.
While everyone was drinking, they raised their ears and paid attention to the topics of the people around them. But it’s a pity that most of the people who traveled through time only knew half-assed English, and no one understood Portuguese. Even Spain had to ask foreign guests from Venezuela for help. After listening for a long time, I heard nothing except a few Chinese sailors talking about idle things in Hokkien. Find something useful.
At this moment, someone suddenly pushed the door in, stood there and shouted, and then changed several languages, and they understood the last one:
"Who would like to board Lord Aragonnesdonia's ship, the Countess of Scarborough?"
"Hey, it's a bit like the Age of Sail." The vest quietly pushed Mond.
"That's right, if you want a bar girl, you'll be here even more." Mond was very excited and fiddled with the small bamboo pendant for his mobile phone that he had brought as a tourist souvenir. He originally planned to use this to seduce the bar girl. It's a pity that there is only one strange fat man with a gloomy face in this tavern. He is from an unknown country and is selling alcohol.
"Shh!" Ye Yuming suddenly became alert, "Lower your head!"
"What's wrong?" Ma Jia felt strange.
"Didn't you read the enemy situation report?" Ye Yuming whispered.
"Who's looking at what stuff?"
"The Spanish ship that attacked us years ago! It's called the Countess of Scarborough!"
"Ah?!" Several people were stunned. Xiao Bailang, who came to inspect as a member of the weapons department, was so fierce that he wanted to pull out the Delinger pistol from his belt. The people next to him immediately held him down.
"You! This is Macau. If we fight, we will definitely suffer!" Ma Jia scolded him in a low voice.
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Several people around him pinned him down firmly on the table, holding pistols tightly in their hands. Mond also opened the cap of the grenade. If there is a conflict, I will give you a bamboo shell watermelon first.
"Who is willing to board the Countess of Scarborough in Sidonia, Aragones? You will be given a silver peso upon boarding! From now on, you will get one silver peso every week!" Seeing that no one applied, the recruiter shouted out the benefits.
After shouting for a few more minutes, the recruiter saw that no one applied, so he had to leave. Only then did everyone let go of Xiao Bailang.
"The Countess of Scarborough is in Macau. We must tell Mr. Wen immediately about this!"
"Okay," everyone was about to get up and leave.
"Boss, gin." A clear female voice came to everyone's ears. Someone actually spoke Mandarin, and she was a girl. Mond's eyes immediately turned around, and a young woman wearing trousers and a loose Spanish shirt with a ponytail appeared in my field of vision. "My good!" This is the first Han woman they have seen in several months who looks more modern. Several perverts looked at each other and saw the blazing fire in each other's eyes. Even the report of the Countess of Scarborough was forgotten.
"Miss, can you give me the honor to buy you a drink?" Mond acted like a gentleman and was the first to rush forward. Before the girl could answer, the expressions on the faces of several men around her who were not tall but were obviously much tougher than everyone else, started to look wrong. Ma Jia hurried over to smooth things over, "Haha, I'm sorry to disturb you. It's rare to hear someone speaking in official Chinese here. This brother of mine is so excited."
"Then give me a drink of your rum." The girl said generously. Several people took a closer look and found that this girl was about in her early twenties. Although her overall profile was good, her skin was slightly rough and her complexion was dark. She should be a woman who had been wandering at sea for a long time.
Judging from the malaysian scimitar in her waist and the fierce-looking men around her, she might be a pirate.
Chinese female pirate! This word made several people excited again, and naturally they thought of the character Li Huamei again. This incomprehensible association, coupled with the charm of the girl's appearance, greatly increased the goodwill of the time travelers and made the conversation even more enthusiastic.
"May I ask your name, Miss?" Mond used all the gentlemanly demeanor he had seen from the movies.
"My name is Li Huamei."
Everyone was stunned immediately! This is called seeing a ghost! Could it be that they didn't travel through time and space, but were in a certain video game? He couldn't help but pinch himself and stare at the other person.
Li Huamei saw that they looked strange and was a little surprised: "Is this name very strange?"
"No, no, it's not strange at all." The relatively normal Vest quickly came to smooth things over, "Sorry, your name is exactly the same as a person they are familiar with."
"This name is very common. It is inevitable to have the same name and surname." Li Huamei smiled like a flower, and the hearts of several perverts were beating wildly.
"I wonder what kind of person this Miss Li you recognize is like?"
