[Peach wood sword guards the building, the brain is a safe house, and zombies are not allowed to enter. 】
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"The rent is quite cheap."
A beautiful woman dressed coquettishly, wearing a black silk hip-hugging skirt, lightly stepping on open-toe high heels, pacing back and forth in front of the bright and clear floor-to-ceiling windows.
"That is!"
Watching her sweep around the rental house, nodding frequently.
Chen Tan couldn't help but smile, rubbed his hands and said:
"For 5,000 yuan a month, it's really not expensive to rent a one-bedroom, one-living-room, one-kitchen-one-bathroom apartment in such a good location in Shanghai. It has convenient transportation, is convenient for work, and is safe and orderly."
"Look at the floor-to-ceiling windows, the high-end furniture throughout the house, the sofa, and the feng shui. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and there's no need for air conditioning, tsk tsk~"
He was full of praise while scanning the beauty's beautiful figure with his eyes.
"Okay, once the rent is paid, the agency fee and deposit will be one month's rent, right?"
It was obvious that the beauty was a little distracted under his sharp tongue.
"I'll call my boyfriend to make sure."
"Okay, please."
One minute later.
The beauty frowned, walked over with long black stocking legs and high heels.
She asked with a suspicious look on her face: "Xiaochen, I just asked.
The average rent in this area is around 8,000, and such a good decoration would cost at least 10,000 and up.
It’s so cheap... There won’t be any accidents in this house..."
Hearing what the beauty said, Chen Tong smiled and said: "How is it possible? There is no accident, but there is a story."
"ah?"
The beautiful young lady, who originally felt a little panicked and chilly when she arrived at this house, turned pale with fright when she heard his words.
Chen Tan's face didn't turn red, his heart didn't beat, and he smiled without changing his expression:
“The landlord of this building is abroad all year round, so I am fully entrusted with the responsibility of taking charge here.
I think you are pretty and have a good figure, little sister, so I recommend this place to you..."
Having said this, he paused deliberately.
Because the story I just told is only half the story.
The other half is... there are indeed people bungee jumping on the roof of the building, and they did it without a rope.
"There's no accident, I live in this building myself.
If you think this room is uncomfortable, there are many empty floors upstairs and downstairs. You take your pick.
It really doesn't work... You can live in my room, on the 8th floor, and the rent, water and electricity are free. "
Having said this, Chen Tan glanced at her beautiful figure, and then swallowed deliberately.
"I hate it~ I have a boyfriend."
Sure enough, when he rubbed his lips, the beauty was a little moved.
She sat on the sofa next to Chen Tan with a shy look on her face, lightly opened her thin lips, and then smiled:
"Since the landlord has given you full responsibility, can the rent be lower?"
She put her weak, boneless hands on his thighs and asked with spring in her eyes.
. . . . . .
An hour and a half later.
Chentan walked out of 101 on the 18th floor with a light kick and a heavy kick.
Although the landlord has full authority, he must also fulfill his responsibilities.
For example, a rental contract, terms and so on...
He put them on and communicated very clearly with the beautiful tenant.
Then Chentan made a phone call to the landlord.
"Wai, Sister Tan, yes, it's me, Xiaochen.
Room 101 on the 18th floor is rented out. This year's rent and deposit total 50,000 yuan. Please check your card.
Received it, right? Okay, okay!
What? Exceeded your expectations?
That is, since you trust me so much, I will naturally do my best to protect your rights and interests.
If you want to give me a red envelope, haha, that’s not impossible.
You are so kind! "
Seeing another big red envelope of 5,000 yuan received on WeChat, Chen Tan instantly beamed and said:
"You let me live on the 8th floor for free, so why are you embarrassed to ask for your red envelope?
That's really polite, thank you, thank you boss! "
This year's rent and deposit, including agency fees, total 70,000.
After some in-depth and verbal bargaining with the beautiful tenant, the house was sold for RMB 52,000 per year.
After all, the disco incident happened, and the market has been sluggish in the past few years, so this building cannot be sold.
Therefore, the landlord’s psychological expectations are not high, around 45,000.
In addition to the agency fee of 5,000 from the young lady just now, Chentan, who suddenly had a huge sum of 10,000, felt very happy.
After all, it's still white...
Returning to the pig den on the 8th floor, the smile on Chen Tan's face suddenly stiffened.
Just when I was about to order a takeaway to celebrate, I found that my account had been frozen.
"I'll wipe it!"
His name is Chen Tan.
It's the one where "thousands of sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of trees spring in front of the diseased tree"...
Sinking on the bottom of the sea is homophonic to sinking boat... Chenyi.
He graduated from...a key university in the magical city of Grasse, which is very impressive for our village.
The main business has lost its job...
As a side job, you can do a lot.
For example, various agencies, real estate agencies, insurance agencies, funeral agencies.
Didi, driver, delivery person.
Repair computers, repair air conditioners, fix sewers...
Know a little bit of everything, understand a little bit of everything.
He often wonders if this is because his horoscopes are partial to Yin and excessive wealth, which is why he is not doing his job properly...
Of course, he also knows a little bit about metaphysics.
Otherwise, he would not dare to volunteer to take on the job of recruiting tenants for this ghost building.
Of course, for him, he learns Bianyin quickly and his patience wears off quickly, so he can only be said to be half-assed.
There was indeed something wrong with this building, the one he lives in now.
And the person involved was hanging in front of him...
She was wearing a red dress, with her long hair hanging over her shoulders, and her head covered.
The limbs were twisted and hung in front of me.
The five fingers were very white, but the phalanges were slender and twisted, and they were already pinching his neck.
The nails are bright red. I don’t know if it’s blood or the nail polish that was applied before death.
When her five fingers pinched his neck, and then penetrated his body.
Chen Tan scratched the side of his face and felt a chill.
He cleared his slightly cold throat and said:
"Ahem, we agreed in advance that Mrs. Liao will be your mortal agent.
You must always remember our agreement.
First, respect my privacy and that of my tenants.
Second, the legitimate rights and interests of me, the tenant and the landlord must not be violated.
Third, you must not interfere with my normal life and that of my tenants.
Fourth, for mutual benefit, you must cooperate with me to complete the security work of this building, and you are not allowed to act without authorization.
On this basis, I will pay for your security, give your surviving parents a monthly payment, and give you paper money and incense candles for the holidays.
Fifth, except for night security work hours, you can only move in my room.
Tell me what kind of TV you want to watch, whether it's an idol drama or a bubble drama,
I will record it in advance and open a membership for you.
On the basis of these five principles, I will do my best to investigate the case of your death after falling from a building, and work hard to bring the bad guys to justice.
Of course, the premise is that I can't be harmed.
Do you understand?
Mrs. Liao. "
