Chapter 1,037: Ask the Buddha to allow me to challenge him in a one-on-one battle
This is the Western Heaven. Although on the surface the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are listening to the sutras seriously, their spiritual consciousness sweeps away all Hong Qi's actions and makes them all feel uncomfortable. Naturally, there are also some bad-tempered Arhats like subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger.
I heard that Jiang Long couldn't help but shouted loudly when he stopped enlightenment after the Buddha finished speaking: "Where did the novice monk come from? How dare you come here when the Buddha is preaching? Someone from the Discipline Hall will blast him out!"
Fu Hu rolled up his sleeves, as if he was going to do something for the Discipline Hall himself.
Of course he recognized You Chuiyun, so he shouted on purpose to embarrass Hong Qi...
You Chuiyun looked back and saw that this Dragon-Subduing Arhat hated evil and had eliminated many monsters and disasters for the people in the lower world, so he would not have any ill will towards him. After all, he also deliberately acted like no one was around in the Great Leiyin Temple, and was domineering and arrogant... just now It was easy to make that girl cry.
His original intention was to let the Buddha know that he was a person who thought Buddhism was boring. He might cause embarrassment and expel him from the West, return to secular life and become a monk again.
"Dragon Master, are you talking about a kid?"
You Chuiyun respectfully bowed to this dragon-subduing Arhat who had the mentality of a strong man who could eliminate violence and bring peace to the world: "Oh, I'm really sorry. I can't understand the Buddha's profound Dharma, so I feel itchy all over. Although those scriptures are every word in detail, they are all written down. It’s really shameful that it tastes like nothing in my ears.”
Well, the Buddha's sermons were like lotus flowers, and who wouldn't be fascinated by them? Now this kid actually jumped out and openly said the words "chewing rubbish". As soon as he said this, no matter how strong the concentration of these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, many of them turned pale. Some knew that they had violated the precept of anger, and then murmured sutras. .
But there are also big bosses like White Elephant Bodhisattva who can't help but say: "Young man, don't talk nonsense! It's obvious that you are the one wearing the crown of a monkey, sitting next to the Buddha and listening to the sutra, but abandoning it like worn shoes!"
There was also Angry Eyed King Kong to smooth things over. After all, that kid had his own inheritance: "Haha, don't get too excited, White Elephant. This kid is still young and doesn't understand the rules. Don't be like him."
You Chuiyun glanced at Angry Eyes King Kong with a smile, and immediately nodded to him. Angry Eyes King Kong thought that he would finally be at peace for a while, but then he heard the latter say: "Back then, the Great Sage Qitian also defeated the Buddha in a fight. Isn't it right to hear that? There was no interest at all in the Buddha's sermons. He even once said that it would be better to pee than to listen to the sermons.
Aren't they lying in the middle of the public in public? "
As soon as these words came out, the entire Mahavira Hall shut up, not because these monks were speechless, but because they were really angry... As we all know, the monkey was calculated by Xitian, and he also worked after becoming a Buddha. Without any effort, a defeated Buddha in a fight could not restrain him. Later, the monkey broke the world and would rather go deep into the land of demons outside the territory than go back to the west to become a peaceful Buddha head, which made the gods and Buddhas in the sky feel deeply ashamed.
How can you remain quiet when your beliefs are being despised?
Looking around, there are only a few people in the entire hall, including Guanshiyin, Buddha and others, who remain calm, while the others are already glaring angrily... To mention monkeys is to despise Buddhism and is heresy!
Not to mention the fact that many people simply did not understand that Buddha accepted this person as his disciple and forcibly took the son of Jiuxiao Tianzun to be the son of Buddha.
Isn’t this a compromise and overture to heaven? How is this different from a political marriage?
As soon as You Chuiyun said this, he actually regretted it at the time. To be honest, these monks were not that annoying. At least they respected you on the surface. It was you who kept making jokes.
Secondly, these Buddhas are all people with extraordinary cultivation. Looking at them from so many eyes, You Chuiyun felt like his soul was shaken and he was sweating profusely. Only then did he realize that he was struck by lightning because of his pretense.
But there was nothing I could do, but I could only hold on to my expression while sweating profusely.
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat was actually ready to roll over and take action. If Fuhu hadn't held his waist, this guy would have taken the brat out and beat him up with a stern face.
"Please allow me to challenge Buddha to a duel!" Jiang Long was furious.
"Buddha, I am a child who is ignorant and has just entered Buddhism. Please forgive me."
Angry Eyes King Kong seems to really regard You Chuiyun as his successor. Unlike the Peacock King, he actually stood up to defend You Chuiyun at this time.
Then Guanyin Bodhisattva also gently supported and said: "It is indeed true."
At this extremely embarrassing moment, Buddha finally smiled and spoke, and asked Hong Qi beside him: "Are you a human?"
You Chuiyun gritted his teeth. He had no confidence to face the Buddha, but on the surface he still said calmly: "What do you mean by this? Why are you swearing?"
"Then why do you, a little novice, compare yourself with a monkey?"
Buddha is worthy of being a Buddha. He blocked his mouth with just one sentence. Not only did he secretly belittle the great sage, but he also made himself irrefutable.
You're being cruel, You Chuiyun muttered.
