Chapter 1033: Please
"Then next time you meet that woman, you are not allowed to look at her! No, you can't look at all women, you can only look at me!"
Fairy Lingbo turned her back to him and muttered.
You Chuiyun's brain is hot at this moment. Of course, he can only coax a woman according to her wishes. Do you dare to say no? However, he said clearly: "Of course..."
Ling Bo turned around, his chest was shining brightly, and he saw You Chuiyun was about to move, but Ling Bo pinched his cheek and rubbed it hard: "I want you to repeat it after me, don't try to fool me."
You Chuiyun had no choice but to pick up his gun and mount his horse, trying to get through this difficult time with a hearty drink.
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When the two returned to the light, Fairy Lingbo let go of the hands holding each other, but how could You Chuiyun be willing? He had been a monk all his life, how could he let go of the tenderness and sweetness just now so easily?
So he stretched out his hand, but was knocked away by the other party.
"There are so many people..." Lingbo was just a young girl yesterday, but today she is hanging out with men like this. Firstly, she is shy, and secondly, she is not used to it at all.
The two men and women came to the crowd, pushing and shoving. Wu Quxing seemed to see something and joked: "Lingbo girl has made great achievements this time and will be rewarded when she returns to the capital... I think it won't be a problem to ask His Majesty for a marriage. When the time comes, the empress will be rewarded." I will lend you my phoenix chariot to sit in, and it will be a glorious wedding."
Fairy Lingbo's cheeks turned red immediately, she lowered her head and whispered: "Uncle Wu Quxing, what are you talking about?"
Taibai Jinxing also seems to be a happy old man: "Of course it's your marriage. Now that you two are successful and successful, if the marriage is suitable again... tsk tsk, the next five hundred years will be a good story for you two."
Fairy Lingbo blushed more and more. She had never thought about marrying a woman, so she unconsciously hid behind You Chuiyun and let the man take the blame.
You Chuiyun smiled and said: "Of course there are good things, but they are definitely not in the near future... We must at least become immortals before we can hold the wedding ceremony." At this point, I heard a coquettish voice from behind: "Who wants to hold a wedding ceremony with you... …shameless."
You Chuiyun ignored her and continued: "Ah hahaha, I will definitely invite you two uncles to attend the ceremony, and you will definitely appreciate it."
"Hahahaha, of course, Jiuxiao Tianzun was also kind to me back then. I will definitely bring a big gift to your wedding, uncle."
Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard and smiled.
At this moment, two uninvited guests arrived... Fuzi was still riding his extremely blinding Kun, and there was a little nun with an angry face... After seeing You Chuiyun, the little nun suppressed her blush. It looked like he was about to curse.
Of course, she couldn't curse in front of so many people... So she said angrily: "I dare to ask the great angel, why don't we have an upright fight... What kind of golden hoop and stick are used to suppress people?"
"Junior sister! Two elders are here, how do you behave like this? If you continue to act nonsense, I will definitely sue you in front of the Bodhisattva. You will not leave the South China Sea for two hundred years."
It was rare for Fozi to get really angry. In fact, he was originally angry because things went wrong this time - why couldn't he win the situation? He even took out the magic weapon Kun given by his master, but still I can't conquer you. And Hong Qi took out the Dinghai Shen Zhentie here and ended everything hastily?
It's like you tried your best and couldn't remove a hill, but the other party took out a magic hoe and hollowed out the entire mountain.
This is an imbalance... Fozi also realized that he shouldn't lose his temper like this. Seeing that the little nun's eyes were red, he could only pretend not to care, turned around and clasped his hands.
"I've seen seniors Wu Quxing and Taibai Jinxing..."
"oh?"
Wu Quxing pointed at himself with great interest: "How do you know I am Wu Quxing? You are in the West and I am in the Heaven. I have never seen each other before."
"The young monk doesn't realize it, and it is really a sin to speculate on the identity of the senior."
Buddha said in a very elegant manner: "Senior Wu Quxing is the master of killing with his eyebrows. He has a certain amount of starry martial arts power. There are only a few people in the world who have this power, so the young monk made a random guess and unexpectedly guessed it."
To be honest, You Chuiyun was really tired of it. It was really boring that Buddha was pretending to be cool, so he said, "There is some truth in what Buddha said. I just don't know that Buddha can see it." Tell me what I am like."
But after you open your mouth, I will say that the real person Huawai also read my photo for me. You Chuiyun had one last sentence that he didn't say.
This is digging a hole. No matter how the Buddha answers, You Chuiyun will say that your judgment is contrary to that of Master Huawai. Either you are wrong or the Master is wrong.
But who is easy to make mistakes, it must be the disciples of the Buddha. There is no way to compare the disciples of Buddha to such figures as Zhenren Huawai.
But Fozi was really smart. This guy said, "I could see some of the charm of senior brother before, but since he took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, it's hard to tell the difference."
"oh?"
"Senior brother's destiny has changed, and even I can't make any conclusions."
Destiny has changed?
Wu Quxing and Taibai Jinxing, on the other hand, nodded secretly. Hong Qi's fate has really changed. He used to look like a loser, but now he suddenly becomes frightened. Do you think it's strange? What else could this be if it wasn't a change in fate?
Some people also speculate that it is Jiuxiao Tianzun's method, but in this world, it must be extremely difficult and risky to change a person's fate. Is there any reason to change it at will? Therefore, the means of changing one's fate are all powerful.
"Then tell me what my destiny was before." You Chuiyun sneered: "What is my destiny now."
The Buddha smiled and said nothing.
Of course Fairy Lingbo knew that her husband was not used to seeing him, so she helped: "My master said that Hong Qi's destiny is very special. Please tell me about it."
The Buddha chanted Namo Amitabha, then smiled and said: "I don't see the future, but I see the past. Live in the present, die in the past..."
"Nonsense...what kind of destiny do you think...huh?" Before Fairy Lingbo could finish her words, she was choked by half because she found that Hong Qi was shocked and shaking like chaff. Immediately afterwards, Hong Qi stepped forward and clamped Fozi's arm with both hands.
"Who are you?" You Chuiyun lost his voice: "Who among us are you?"
The Buddha smiled and said nothing.
Everyone was shocked by the sudden change in You Chuiyun's voice and expression. What Fuzi said just now was relatively superficial, but no one understood what it meant? Does that mean only You Chuiyun can understand?
Fozi shook his head and asked You Chuiyun to let go of his arm. Then Fozi said mysteriously: "Actually, the reason why I came this time is not entirely for the ownership of the weak water dragon palace. There is another thing that is also my mission. Now I will tell my senior brother."
The Buddha turned around and said, "My master, Tathagata, has invited me to go to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West to see the Buddha."
You Chuiyun squinted his eyes and said nothing, while Wu Quxingjun and Taibai Jinxing looked at each other, something was not right. Why did the dignified Buddha invite a young boy?
"What I said just now was not what I said...but...my teacher Tathagata told me before I went out, and then asked me to tell my senior brother. My teacher Tathagata also said that if my senior brother is not willing to come, I will tell him later. A word from brother.
"What words?"
The Buddha said nothing and just shook his head, probably because there were so many eyes and ears at this time.
"Then what will it take for you to tell me?" You Chuiyun asked.
"Brother, please come with me back to Brother Angmu Vajra for discussion..." Fozi said with a smile.
"No!" It was Fairy Lingbo who was the most excited. She suddenly jumped out and opened her arms like an old hen to protect You Chuiyun: "What are you going to do? This is obviously with bad intentions!"
Just kidding, if you make my man shave his head and become a monk, what will I do in the future? Will I be a widow?
Therefore, Fairy Lingbo hates them so much that I can only taste meat here. How can I let you bunch of bald donkeys mess with it? No, absolutely not.
"Lingbo, don't get excited. I'm not that stupid. Let me ask clearly." You Chuiyun patted her shoulder from behind. Fairy Lingbo turned around with a worried look on her face: "Monk is the best at deceiving people. You Don’t be fooled.”
"Who is your husband? How could you be fooled?
, don’t worry, it’s only me who sells it to others. "
"Hong Qi, do you really want to go?"
Naturally, Taibai Jinxing and Wuquxing couldn't just look at them like this, otherwise it would be difficult for the gods to explain to them. This time, the heroes must return to heaven to be ennobled.
"It's not a dragon's pond or a tiger's den. Even if it's a dragon's pond or a tiger's den, what's so scary about it?"
You Chuiyun Dao.
"I'll go with you." Wu Quxing thought for a moment and said.
"No..." Fuzi simply refused, "Senior, you are a senior general in heaven, and it is impossible for you to go to our monk camp in the west."
"I once thought that as a person who cultivates immortality and Taoism, I can live in the mountains and get the aura of all things, understand the destiny, and understand physics. But after these three years of experience, I, who was born on the top of the mountain, am not even as good as a person who was born on the top of the mountain. Old farmer. The old farmer has been farming all year round, and the principles of farming are also natural principles, and he has gained a deep understanding of them. If we cultivators practice naturally, we don’t know where we have gone. So after that, I often thought, What exactly are we cultivating when we practice Taoism, Heavenly Dao, and Nature? Why are we obsessed with practicing Qi, foundation building, golden elixir, and soul cultivation? As cultivators, do we only cultivate cultivation? We are totally in the opposite direction." Tragedy of overthrowing the sect: Thirty years ago, the demon clan north of the human race suddenly launched an attack. In a hurry, the Yinxiao Sect fought with all its strength. However, the demon clan unexpectedly advanced with great momentum, breaking through Zhen Beizi and Hai's second gate.
The entire land of China was originally protected by the Heavenly Man Array, and the Second Gate of Zihai also belonged to the Heavenly Man Formation. However, the deployment of the Heavenly Man Array to the Second Gate of Zihai Gate was suddenly weak. According to later generations' review, there are three reasons. 1. The inner ghost of the Yinxiao Sect. The person who gained the greatest benefit from the destruction of the Yinxiao Sect is the Sun and Moon God Sect. The biggest suspect here is the inner ghost of the Sun and Moon God Sect, Li Zilai. He is the third ranked Crazy Li of the Yinxiao Sect. , entered the Yinxiao Sect's forbidden area and came into contact with the Yinxiao Sect's guardian beast, which caused the beast to go crazy and almost self-destruct, and was severely punished by the Yinxiao Sect.
In fact, it was because the leader of the Sun Moon Sect was You Shan, and Li Zilai obeyed You Shan and committed a great disaster.
2. Li Zilai betrayed and led the three sects and the people of Zhongzhou into the secret realm. He used human earth and stones to take away the heart of the world and gave it to Youshan, seriously injuring the divine beast. Because the divine beast was weak and unstable, the second gate of Zihai was conquered by the demons one after another. ,.