Chapter 1,111: Just kidding
"Ma'am, I'm not getting married... You're... trying to make things difficult for me..." You Chuiyun trembled, but there was nothing he could do, because the old man was so angry at the next moment that he seemed to be forcing him to do this. swear.
"...If you violate this oath, thunder will strike from heaven!"
Huawai Zhenren said that the Heavenly Constitution must not be violated. You Chuiyun could only stiffly recite: "If you violate this oath...heaven will strike...thunder will strike..." Out of persecution, Youchuiyun was in the heart of Taoism. It will leave traces on it. If this matter is not handled properly, it may become a demonic obstacle in the future.
After saying that, the little girl clapped her hands and shouted happily, then ran over with her short legs and threw herself into You Chuiyun's arms, leaving a fragrant lip mark under his cheek.
You Chuiyun helplessly picked up the little girl, and Huawai Zhenren seemed to have finally settled a matter on his mind. He smiled and stroked his beard, as if he was an old father-in-law who was very satisfied with his son-in-law...
Immediately after You Chuiyun came back to his senses, he saw no one again and the room was no longer there. Only the big belly was still there.
The girl in You Chuiyun's arms disappeared. He could only walk there slowly and look at Fairy Lingbo in the belly of the tree. He wanted to cry without tears... It was better now. He had a real wife inexplicably.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came closer, the belly burst instantly, like a ripe fruit, and the woman inside crashed into his arms and immediately became visceral.
As soon as he calmed down, he saw another pair of soft and fragile eyes staring at him pitifully.
"Hong Qi..."
You Chuiyun's mouth twitched: "Did you hear everything just now?"
"Um……"
Ling Bo, who had always been a woman capable of carrying the entire sky, actually showed the look of a coquettish and naive daughter, lying in his arms as soft as a bone, her face even more gorgeous than that bright red dress.
She shyly hid on You Chuiyun's chest: "You've seen everything..."
"This is consciousness...it's not real." Are you going to stage a scene where you looked at my body?
You Chuiyun shook his head in embarrassment: "If you want, you can pretend that nothing happened..."
Fairy Lingbo showed her true colors and pinched You Chuiyun's face: "What did you say?"
"I'm afraid you have someone you like."
Fairy Lingbo realized that she was showing off her beauty by raising her hand, and she hugged her chest and sobbed: "There is no one I like."
You Chuiyun patted the back that looked like a jade mirror: "You also saw what I was like before. I was just a loser. It's normal for you not to like me."
"That was before..." Ling Bo muttered in his arms, "You are not like this now."
You Chuiyun said seriously: "That's why, in fact, I have always had a grudge in my heart."
Then, he asked extremely seriously: "Do you like the me before or the me now?" He also felt a little sour in his heart. Could it be that Fairy Lingbo liked a strong man? If he didn't work hard, Lingbo would It's not like you still discard it like a pair of shoes.
Fairy Lingbo was obviously not a fool. She had guessed You Chuiyun’s heart-wrenching question. She murmured, but she couldn’t answer it, because indeed, when Hong Qi was not so strong, she had treated him in those days. He is indifferent.
"At that time...I...I was afraid. In fact, I have always been afraid."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid..." Fairy Lingbo.
You Chuiyun sighed: "You are afraid that I will drag you down. I am just a useless person, and you are the proud son of heaven."
Fairy Lingbo turned pale and shook her head: "No...it's not like this."
"But your choice is right. I will never blame you. If we are two people, we are destined not to get together." However, You Chuiyun's expression relaxed and he said softly: "Even if I beg my father to propose marriage to the emperor, , even if we agree, even if we come together because of our father's rights, we will not be happy... Because you and I are so different from each other, how can a bird in the sky fall in love with a bug in the soil? Even if we are young because of the bird The chick made friends with it when it was unable to fly, but can the insect survive a winter?
And the bird is always
She would hover in the sky, wail for her friends, then flap her wings again, flying higher and higher. "
Fairy Lingbo said: "You are not a bedbug... you are you."
"I'm also glad that I'm not a bedbug."
The two men and women hugged each other for a long time, then Fairy Lingbo slapped her forehead: "Let's get down to business quickly."
You Chuiyun smiled evilly and said, "What's the business?"
Fairy Lingbo knew what he meant. Normally, she would have swatted him away, but now her face turned red: "You haven't seen enough of my body... Why are you wearing all your clothes?" But he is naked."
"Silly girl, this is your inner space, everything is up to you."
Fairy Lingbo said angrily: "I have never dabbled in the art of divine consciousness..."
"I'm teaching you, don't move. You and I are connected at this moment..." You Chuiyun pressed his forehead against her, and his hot breath hit Fairy Lingbo's face. Fairy Lingbo's face turned red. After hesitating for a moment, she unexpectedly Put your bright red lips on it.
You Chuiyun felt a softness on his lips, and his soft lips were like delicious cherry fruits. He held them in his mouth and drank the tea to retain the fragrance.
"Um……"
The melodious sound is refreshing.
The souls are fused and the consciousnesses are connected.
You Chuiyun passed on everything he had in an instant.
"The Great Shift of the Universe... Do you want me to practice immediately? But I can only understand the second level, not the third level."
"It's okay, you and I have the same mind. I will teach you everything, and you will be better off than not. But time is tight, we have to learn and do things at the same time... Where did you think of it?"
Ling Bo bit her lips and angrily punched You Chuiyun on the back: "You were obviously the one who thought bad things first."
"Who told you to kiss me just now?"
"Ah, you were the one who came over first!"
The two people closed their eyes hand in hand, and then turned into a powerful consciousness, relying on the great movement of the universe and the ultimate control of the body, shuttled through all the shackles in Lingbo's body.
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Time passed quickly and the third day came.
"No, although we found some traces, the ghost mother's methods are too cunning to be traced. So far we can only work separately. How far have you realized the Great Shift of the Universe?"
"Fifth floor..."
"Only the fifth level? You must enlighten to the seventh level tomorrow, otherwise we really have no chance. Xitian must have tried all kinds of ways... Now we are really pressed for time."
"The seventh floor...do you know how difficult it is?"
"I have achieved Dzogchen, and I will teach you step by step."
"Then how can it be the same? Everyone's physique is different, so the methods are also different..."
"Lingbo, I believe you."
"I can't even believe you..."
"Honey, I believe you..."
Ling Bo was stunned for a long time before his spiritual consciousness came over and said, "Okay."
The two of them worked together to make it through another day.
"Honey, I'll force it into the heart channel, and you wait in the left atrium!"
"Okay...don't call me wife...you...bad guy."
"good!"
You Chuiyun stopped screaming, but Fairy Lingbo felt itchy... But as a daughter of hers, she still needed at least this bit of shame, and she couldn't ask him to change it back.
"Why did it attack my heart? What if it jumped over the wall and attacked my heart?"
"Your heart is where it is buried!"
You Chuiyun has been chasing him in Lingbo Fairy for several days, and has been escaped by it many times. He is already vaguely angry. You have to waste my time here, don't you?
"ah?"
"Don't hesitate, will I harm you? Lingbo, put away your mind and become one with me! The world is shifting!"
Ling Bo's side also immediately became solemn: "The world has shifted greatly!"
The heart pulse is instantly blocked, and at the same time
Fairy Lingbo's physical heart also stopped beating. Because her heart stopped transfusion, her face gradually turned purple. She looked very scary, like a zombie. If someone who didn't know saw it, they would think she was dead.
"You are seeking death..."
At this time, the method left by the ghost mother actually showed its true appearance. It was the ghost mother, just a black mass, like mud.
"Lingbo, are you ready?"
"alright."
The consciousness of the two of them rounding up the ghost mother... With the help of the Great Shift of the Universe, Lingbo's whole body's resistance and immunity also came here together.
As long as you catch it, it will be easy to deal with... But the silt ghost mother finally jumped over the wall in a hurry, and as a virus-like thing, it in turn eroded Lingbo's body.
"We can't go on like this. Even if we win, your body will be severely damaged! Moreover, once these things she separated can escape, they can reproduce and come back, cutting the weeds without eradicating the roots, causing endless troubles."
You Chuiyun shouted: "Continue to use the Great Shift of the Universe to mobilize all your strength to protect this place."
Then he transformed into a white tiger... However, in this consciousness, he seemed to be transformed into a white tiger, but in fact, the white tiger's consciousness burst out, and the white tiger roared as if from ancient times.
Sure enough, the tofu was mixed with brine. When the ghost mother heard the sound of the white tiger, her true form was revealed. Like a mouse being chased by a cat, she took back all her clones in an instant.
Then, Youchui Yunzhen shouted: "If the emperor doesn't take action now, when will he wait?"
In an instant, in addition to the power of the white tiger, the figure of the real person outside seemed to appear in the Milky Way in space. Suddenly, the emperor of Tsinghua University in the east appeared with all his beard and tail. An unparalleled deterrent appeared, and it seemed that everything None of them could escape the eyes of this emperor.
"You brat, you've been thinking about this power for a long time, haven't you?"
"Hey, I knew you wouldn't sit idly by..."
"You brat, watch this. I'll teach you a trick. I'll only demonstrate it once. Just think of it as your attempt to help the girl."
You Chuiyun said excitedly: "Is it the Tathagata Palm?"
It was obvious that Emperor Qinghua of Dongji was choked by him, and he shook his head helplessly and said: "What kind of Tathagata palm... Watch carefully, this finger of mine is the immortal guide..."
"excuse me."
Emperor Donghua was choked by him again and suppressed his anger: "What are you doing?
"That... real person, I know how to guide the way with the immortal."
"Ah? You know it? Then I will change my move... Ten Thousand Gods Finger... You should be optimistic about this move..."
"Well, hey, Masato...I, I can do it too."
Master Huawai said angrily: "Are you kidding me?"
