Chapter 964: Doorway
Madam Shenzun was training people, but unexpectedly there was a sound of chirping next to her. She turned around and stared, it was Shenzun who picked up a chopstick and fried Qili Xiang, put it in her mouth and chewed it, but it was so delicious that she couldn't help it. Made a sound.
Rebellion! You damn fat man dares to eat my Qili Xiang! Rebellion!
Madam Shenzun was furious, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Shenzun stuffed a piece of Qilixiang petal into her mouth with lightning speed.
There is a suffocating aroma, followed by an indescribable deliciousness. After one sip, it feels like the whole body is filled with peace, and it just feels like light clouds rippling.
"ah……"
The god and his wife, Ji Zi and Nuwa, each took a chopstick of Qili Xiang, and then sighed in unison.
I saw the deity's wife being humiliated and having another chopstick of flower petals stuffed into her by the deity. She kept chewing it with tears in her eyes.
"I..." After swallowing in despair, Mrs. Shenzun let out a frustrated sigh: "Can you give me a bowl of rice?"
You Chuiyun took the rice steamer and threw it on the table smoothly. At the same time, the Qili Xiang Mixed Soup was finally ready and he brought it to the table.
The God Lord is a fat man to prove that he has no taboos on weekdays. At this time, his appetite is naturally a glutton, and he devours the food. He said vaguely: "You brat, when did you get started with the God of Food?"
You Chuiyun's face froze: "How do you know?"
"Nonsense, your skills are exactly the same as those of the God of Cookery, just not as good as the ones!" The god gritted his teeth and said, "I don't know what kind of skills you have used, but you actually let the God of Cookery pass on the skill of pressing the bottom of the box to you."
You Chuiyun scratched his head and smiled: "Grandpa, the God of Cookery, saw that I really like food, so he accepted me as his disciple..."
"to be honest!"
"I learned it secretly when I was fighting."
You Chuiyun said awkwardly.
"It's good to be able to help the God of Cookery." The God said seriously, and then he grabbed a piece of golden chicken wing as big as an arm, and gnawed it with his hands in an extremely ungraceful manner. Soon, his face was covered with oil.
"Aren't these chicken wings..." The meat is delicious and not bad at all. It has just the right amount of sweet and sour taste, and paired with the soft and glutinous chicken skin, it is a perfect snack.
"It's the little phoenix chicken."
"It turns out to be a little phoenix chicken..." The expression on the god's face suddenly changed: "What kind of little phoenix chicken is it?"
Then he suddenly remembered something and turned to look at the colorful and gorgeous feathers next to the stove.
"Little phoenix bird? Where did you catch it? I am the only one who raises it in the whole world..."
The god's hands were trembling, and the whole chicken wing was still dripping with golden oil.
You Chuiyun had unknowingly stood behind Empress Nuwa, or rather he was hiding behind her.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Unexpectedly, it was the Divine Madam who was laughing wildly. Madam laughed so hard: "Aren't they those little phoenixes you kept in the bird cage? Hahahaha, they have grown so big..."
The god slapped the table: "Little thief, that's the little phoenix bird I got with all the hard work. It can evolve into a phoenix! Get over here!"
You Chuiyun hid behind Nuwa Empress, then pointed at the chicken wing bones on everyone's plates: "I didn't eat it... everyone ate it, why are you scolding me?"
"A kiss from your mother!"
The god was so angry that the fat man rolled up his sleeves and chased him around the table. Hong Qi was so agile that King Qin circled the pillar, as if he was playing with the god.
The god was so angry that he screamed and made magic spells with both hands: "If you run away again, I will use magic."
In the end, You Chuiyun was captured by him, and he kept hitting his head, which sounded like a wooden fish. It hurt when he looked at it, and he kept begging for mercy: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare steal the chicken anymore..."
"Stop making trouble, come back and sit down." The lady frowned, and the god came back and sat down reluctantly, still staring at the bastard boy, only to hear the lady say: "A group of nice-looking chickens with feathers That’s all, just kill it, and besides, didn’t you eat it too? It’s your merit to replenish the body of Nuwa, isn’t it?”
"No, I... that's a little phoenix bird that can grow into a phoenix..." The god was unwilling to let go, his body ached so much that he almost wanted to die.
"Don't you still have a large group of birds to feed? How about this one?" Madam thought that he was not cheerful enough and had lost a person in front of Nuwa Empress - it's just a bird. It's just a bird. It's better than my Qilixiang. precious?
The deity is really a mute, unable to express his sufferings, so he can only divert his anger and scold You Chuiyun: "You kid, why don't you come over and kneel down?"
"Why are you shouting so loudly?" Unexpectedly, the Shen Zun lady slapped the table as a habit. If the Shen Zun had stayed still, her hat would have been frightened. The Shen Zun lady also felt out of control and explained to the Nuwa Empress: "Hey , I got used to it, and I thought I was at home."
Empress Nuwa kept smiling as she watched everyone quarreling. She naturally knew that the couple opposite was the most noble couple in the world, and that fat man was also the emperor who now ruled the heaven. But seeing them quarreling like this actually made her heart ache. She was envious: "It's really commendable that you two are so loving. I hope you and your wife will be together forever."
The god and his wife are both human beings, so they are naturally the children of Empress Nuwa. After hearing this, the god and his wife seemed like their parents were alive. I am afraid that only close elders can consider the two of them in such a position, and I was a little moved for a while.
To be honest, before the appearance of Empress Nuwa, the most important person in the world was Madam Shenzun. Indeed, only Madam Nuwa could surpass Madam Shenzun.
In other words, Madam Shenzun was not completely well-intentioned at the beginning, and naturally she also had some comparisons in her heart - I want to see how my empress, the mother-in-law, compares to me?
Now, Madam has already lamented that she is so miserable... The most beloved mother in the world is none other than Empress Nuwa.
In front of the empress, Mrs. Shen Zun unconsciously became childish, just like Shen Zun, as if she had returned to the time when she was young, playing around, carefree, and not having to worry about image or the baggage of idols.
This is the magical power of Empress Nuwa. Even the Supreme Being in the sky is like a child in front of her, unconsciously relaxing.
It’s been a long time since she could be so at ease and be her true self. Madam looked at the laughing people, and she felt as if she was in another world. When was the last time the old man sat down with her and her daughter to share family happiness? , I almost can’t remember it anymore.
Anyway, when Madam left, she held Nuwa's hand all the time. The two chatted all the way, and they walked around the yard several times like best friends for many years before sending them out.
"Your Majesty, stay here, please don't send me any more." Madam put several pieces of the Perfect Beauty Pills that Lao Jun had refined into her hands, as well as some other Shouyuan Pills and Vitality Pills.
