Chapter 954: The whole story
Sai Zhangfei had a dark face, held his sword in his hand, assumed a posture that he thought was handsome, and knocked gently on the door.
This time the door actually cracked open, and then a female voice came out: "What are you doing!?"
Sai Zhangfei was startled, and as soon as he got closer, his nose was hit by Peng's closed door. He vaguely heard the woman inside yelling "Monster!"
"Hahahaha, you damn monster, you're still laughing at me, hahaha." Hong He leaned forward and backward this time, and then was punched hard on the head by You Chuiyun, holding his head and crying together with Sai Zhangfei.
Sai Zhangfei has always thought that he is very charming, but he has always been focused on making progress and not getting involved in things between men and women. Unexpectedly, when it came out today, he ended up in a disastrous defeat and was called a monster by women... Many people heard it and laughed at him. ah.
Hong He was naturally in pain and shed tears.
You Chuiyun said angrily: "Okay, you two treasures, hold the flowers, don't talk nonsense, it's up to me."
Hong He woke up and faced Yue Lao's orchestra on the carriage.
"Get ready to play!"
The Yue Lao Fairy Band has experienced many battles, and they are a professional team that has shined in the Yaochi Peach Club. Little Love, watch me play, play, and sing a set of routines that will make you cry and cry.
"preparation!"
"etc."
Hong He was stunned and looked at the fairy boy in front of him: "What are you doing?"
Fairy Boy asked: "Where are the musical instruments?"
Hong He continued to be stunned: "What musical instrument?"
Fairy boy clapped his hands directly, and the orchestra was also stunned. Fairy boy said: "Of course it's cucurbit flute, guzheng, harp, flute, Xiao..."
"etc!"
You Chuiyun couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted
Fang, then pointed at the boy and said angrily: "Don't tell me you didn't even bring a musical instrument, right?"
The boy was frightened by him and said in a panic: "Ah, aren't all musical instruments provided by the host?"
Hong He's face was twisted into a ball next to him. He was trembling and asked the boy: "You really didn't bring any musical instruments?"
You Chuiyun was furious and gave Hong He a sudden blow, which made Hong He run away with his head in his arms: "What did you do?"
Sai Zhang Fei added fuel to the fire: "He is just a blind person, he doesn't know anything -"
"Okay, all of you, get out of here and I'll do it myself!"
You Chuiyun flicked his hand, and then stepped forward angrily. He had to rely on himself for everything, so he really cleared his throat and suddenly sang loudly: "Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you..."
The tune of this strange song was also strange, and the lyrics were even more vulgar, but it was catchy. The female compatriots laughed for a while at first, and then all of their faces turned red.
In this age, to express one's love so directly, to call someone "wife" so directly, is simply - it's just unpalatable to the eyes and ears.
Then came the embarrassment that made people have goosebumps all over their bodies, the embarrassment that made them dig their toes into the ground, and the embarrassment that made their scalp numb.
Sure enough, the door suddenly opened, and a woman burst out of the door angrily, walked directly in front of You Chuiyun, and then slapped him in the face of everyone standing in the corner.
The woman was, of course, Wu Meier. She slapped You Chuiyun without any hesitation, and she naturally responded.
But after being slapped, Wu Meier didn't say anything, she just watched quietly.
She looked at him, but it could be seen that Wu Meier was so angry that her expression was gone. The calmer she was, the more it was the prelude to a storm.
You Chuiyun was slapped in public. It can be said that he lost all his face. If it were any other man, he would have left the scene in anger. After all, these days, the mentality of men being superior to women is still quite influential. How can a woman be allowed to take the lead? superior. I don't know how embarrassing it would be if word of today's incident spread.
Even Hong He and Sai Zhangfei felt that Boss Hong Qi might have to run away. This woman was so disrespectful and was simply a shrew.
However, You Chuiyun did not leave. Instead, he took the bouquets from Hong He and Sai Zhangfei and handed them to Wu Meier. The red mark on his face was still very fresh.
Wu Meier glanced at the flower, then waved her hand, throwing the flower to the ground, and then tilted her head slightly to look at him.
This is not a loss of face at all, but a naked humiliation.
You Chuiyun marveled inwardly. The gentleness and amiability of this woman before was indeed an act. Her true nature was to be a powerful hero. Love and love were nothing more than a stepping stone on her way to promotion, and he had a certain reputation in her mind. How important is it?
"Meier, I know you are very angry, and I am also very angry with myself for not coming out to chase you."
You Chuiyun explained directly: "I am not a man who likes the new and hates the old, and is naturally romantic. That woman is the order of my parents, and I can't disobey it. I'm sorry Mei'er, it's my fault. I apologize to you."
This was respect. Everyone could see Hong Qi's respect. Even the women changed from laughing to serious expressions - sincere people will not be laughed at.
In other words, there are really very few
Such a man actually ignores his own face and seriously apologizes to a girl, right? After all, men in this era are obsessed with saving face, so how could they be so coquettish outside.
Wu Meier remained indifferent.
"I know that you are arrogant. You are the Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty. You should have been a powerful figure in the world. But you are forced to have sex with a little brat like me. This is something you can't help but I hope. You know, I’m not a vegetarian either.”
Suddenly, You Chuiyun changed the topic and said with confidence: "I am not a waste, not that cowardly Hong Qi. I am now Captain Huben and a real officer.
I want to tell you that I am not your Wu Meier's stepping stone, but your best and most suitable partner. We will grow together, and the world will be like ours, and we will become the couple of the Condor Heroes that everyone envies. "
The words were so straightforward that they made you roll your eyes, making you want to stop talking.
Wu Meier finally had a slight change in her expression, her eyes seemed to say that you have some interest.
However, when she opened her mouth, she said: "Childish."
"It doesn't matter. I, Hong Qi, have already lost my face in my previous life." You Chuiyun seemed very magnanimous: "I am willing to exchange my face for my Mei'er in my next life."
Wu Meier smiled disdainfully and said: "Nonsense."
You Chuiyun took the opportunity to launch a direct attack and wrapped his arms around the opponent's waist - as soon as he touched the opponent's body, You Chuiyun knew it was done. After all, Wu Mei'er was an immortal. If she didn't want to, how could You Chuiyun touch her? to the other person's clothes.
But Wu Meier is obviously not a mortal being. Although You Chuiyun touched her, she only touched the corner of her clothes.
He came to his senses
, holding the other person's clothes that still have body temperature in his arms.
"Don't move your hands or feet, otherwise you will lose your hands and feet."
Wu Meier's heroic posture, which she no longer concealed, almost made Hong He kneel down when he saw it - is there such a handsome woman in the world?
You Chuiyun could only take advantage of the situation to attack, like a tiger pouncing on its prey, while Wu Meier's figure retreated like a ghost, not allowing the opponent to catch the slightest flaw.
You Chuiyun became more and more anxious, but the less he touched the other party's clothes, until finally, Wu Mei'er lightly retreated into the door, while You Chuiyun also stood outside the door, smiling bitterly.
"No singing allowed."
Wu Meier rolled her eyes and said, "Otherwise I'll beat you to death."
You Chuiyun pretended not to hear: "Do you forgive me?"
"snort."
"Then what should I do if I miss you?"
Even Wu Meier couldn't handle such a bold and passionate show of love: "Just don't sing."
"Mei'er, I still have a lot to say to you."
You Chuiyun took advantage of the situation and reached inside the door, but Wu Meier slammed a door several feet wide shut with a bang. Naturally, the beauty inside could not be seen.
"Mei'er...just forgive me, otherwise I would be singing here every day."
"you dare!?"
As expected, Wu Meier's shy and angry voice came from the door: "Why are you so shameless? Go and accompany your eldest wife by yourself."
You Chuiyun smiled happily: "You admit that you are my little wife..."
"roll!"
There was a sound from inside the door, and then, no matter how You Chuiyun called the door, there was no sound from the door.
But at least it's better than not being able to see anyone, You Chuiyun comforted herself like this, but Wu Meier didn't
To say the least, it's quite depressing.
But at this moment, a yijia suddenly came over. You Chuiyun turned around and saw that Shang Yi had already walked up to him.
"I've met Empress Shangyi."
How could You Chuiyun dare to be so presumptuous? Although the other party could not control him, he was also a kind-hearted person who contributed to his fate. It was she who promoted Wu Meier to the official position.
"Why are you making so much noise here?"
Empress Shangyi has a majestic look in her eyes, and she is obviously still dissatisfied with so many idlers wandering around the gate of the princess's mansion.
"Don't you need to practice?" She looked at the two heavenly soldiers, Sai Zhangfei and Hong He, who were obviously dressed as military officers. Shang Yi Niang was quite majestic, and even Hong He, Sai Zhangfei and Zhang Fei did not dare to show off their military style.
This is the Golden Immortal.
"Aren't you Yuelao's music-playing boys? Why are you here?" The empress squinted her eyes, frightened the boys with one word and drove away in the carriage.
Finally, the empress looked at You Chuiyun, and You Chuiyun swallowed and said with difficulty: "I'm sorry, the empress, but Mei'er and I... Mei'er had some conflicts."
Empress Shangyi said in a deep voice: "The whole story."
"Ah?" You Chuiyun didn't want to say it in front of so many people. How embarrassing would this be? To put it simply, it was Wu Meier who was always in trouble but abandoned her. After they made a private decision for life, the woman found out that the lady was not her. Isn't this a fraud?
"Empress... said, it's a long story... I..."
Empress Shangyi sneered: "Are you busy? Or have you done something shameful and refused to say it?"
"It's not shameful... It's like this. I, I didn't mean it. This is how it happened..."
I'm omitting a thousand words below. It's probably what happened before. You Chuiyun described himself.
Hua was tenacious and unyielding. He regarded Wu Meier as his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and would rather die than surrender. Later, he was forced to accept the marriage contract due to the power of Emperor Donghua and the coercion of his father.
