Chapter 930: Hair
I was able to save my life for the time being, but this was no solution. I was hanging like a bat and swinging back and forth.
Shouting for help? That's not necessary. The bombardment outside the door just now means that dad and the others are here... For some reason, You Chuiyun has absolute trust in Jiuxiao Tianzun.
Save yourself? But goodbye, I feel a little safer with my old hair wrapped in this hair than outside. The ghost mother is an ancient ghost and deity. According to legend, she is moody and eats her own children. Maybe she ran out ignorantly and provoked the ghost mother. Then your life is really at risk.
At this moment, You Chuiyun heard the patter of footsteps behind him, and then his scalp tightened and his face retracted into his hair, just like a turtle about to retract into its shell.
"Isn't it quite majestic?"
A cold voice came.
You Chuiyun trembled all over, and then his face lit up with a smile: "You are finally here, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Hurry, save me."
You Chuiyun, who was trapped in the package, shook hard and blew a stream of wind from his mouth. Then he turned around and saw a cold and beautiful woman standing in front of him. Seeing an old acquaintance, You Chuiyun almost burst into tears. It flowed out, not to mention how moved I was.
"snort."
Sure enough, the deserted woman ignored him at all, just walked directly under him, and then entered the inner room.
"Hello!"
You Chuiyun shouted, but he didn't dare to shout louder. He looked around for fear of disturbing the person, and lowered his voice and shouted: "We are all Paoze, we can't just ignore death, right, captain of the ninth team?"
"Fairy?"
"elder sister!"
"……Beauty?"
"Oh, grandma..."
Although I don't know how this deserted woman can move in and out freely, no matter how You Chuiyun calls for help, she doesn't pay attention. The door to the inner room is always closed or opened.
"Himeko!"
In desperation, You Chuiyun called out his real name.
The door to the inner room opened quietly, and Ji Zi revealed a face, somewhat sullenly: "Who allowed you to call me that."
"Hey, you finally pay attention to me, I..."
Just as You Chuiyun opened his mouth, the door to the inner room slammed shut.
"(`Dan??)"
You Chuiyun said another curse word in his mouth, and then he could only continue to call people with a shy face. He used almost all the best words in the world, and the door to the inner room did not open.
Then as they were talking, at some point, You Chuiyun began to curse. Although it was not very dirty, it could be said to be a typical example of impoliteness, which was a bit ruder than when Chen Lin scolded Cao Cao.
Moreover, the voice was getting louder and louder, and he was becoming less and less taboo. He no longer cared about it, and it seemed that even if the ghost mother came out to eat him, she would still scold Ji Zi severely.
"Himeko Himeko, what a good name..." Youchuiyun was tired of scolding, so he closed his eyes to rest, but his mouth was still open automatically like a water mill.
Unknowingly, it was already late at night. You must know that the time in the Immortal Palace is much longer than that in the lower world. One day is almost equal to ten days in the lower world. In other words, You Chuiyun has been cursing for ten days and ten nights, so he is considered a talent.
There were banging sounds at the gate over there from time to time, and it seemed that gods who were good at digging holes were trying, but You Chuiyun watched helplessly as some hair drilled into the ground and was thrown out by the gods who were trying to infiltrate Chen Cang.
"I want to pee..." You Chuiyun had a sudden thought: "Senior Ghost Mother, if I pee in your hair, that would be disrespectful..."
Then You Chuiyun clearly heard a noise coming from the inner room, thinking that this trick was working, and immediately groaned: "Oh, I can't hold it in anymore, I want to poop, there are three urgent needs, I'm sorry, Senior Ghost Mother, I want to poop ”
The door to the inner room opened with a click, and Ji Zi ran out. She looked at Yu Chuiyun who was hanging on the swing from the beam with a disgusted look and a suppressed look on her face.
"Kill you?"
"Afraid!? If you're afraid, you're not a good man?"
You Chuiyun knew that if he was going to die, he would die early. If the ghost mother wanted to kill him, there would be no need to hang him on the rafters to be fucked, so he simply started to act like a rogue.
"I need to pee and poop. It's human nature. I'm not an immortal in the Yuanshen realm. Besides, an immortal may not know how to poop and pee..." His words were extremely rude, and he pooped and peed at every turn. How could he be as good as before? How do you feel like a king during the escape trial? He is simply a rascal in the market.
Ji Zi narrowed her eyes and said nothing. You Chuiyun immediately felt that the hair wrapped around him became tighter, and some of them seemed to have penetrated into his skin, causing unbearable itching like thousands of insects.
"(`Dan??)...you are so cruel."
Such skin-gnawing pain seemed to make You Chuiyun's face turn red and his steel teeth would crush him - but then, he showed a provocative smile.
"I dare to attack the thunder pool, but your torture is nothing."
Ji Zi's expression remained unchanged, and then she raised her hand slightly.
You Chuiyun's expression changed dramatically, and he began to twist ferociously, and the veins on his neck immediately popped out.
"Bitch! Ahhhh - I will definitely kill you when I get out." You Chuiyun glared angrily and couldn't bear the pain: "No matter who you are!"
"shut up."
The deserted woman let go of her hand when You Chuiyun was about to pass out. Her hair no longer moved, but You Chuiyun was sweating profusely and her face was pale, as if she had collapsed.
"I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of pain." The deserted woman tortured him with a few more teasing words, glared fiercely, and then turned around and entered the house, but as soon as she reached the door, she heard You Chuiyun's weak tone.
"Little bitch... Master, Master, I... need to relieve myself, I need to go out and... pee!"
The deserted woman turned around suddenly, and saw that You Chuiyun was almost unconscious, but his words seemed to be instinctive and he would not give in, but his expression suggested that he was really unconscious.
Ji Zi then turned around slowly, then closed the door of the inner room, leaned against the door, and looked at the ghost mother sleeping on the bed in the room, suddenly showing a silent smile.
"Idiot, you are one."
After laughing, Jizi turned back into the extremely cold woman, slowly walked towards the ghost mother on the bed, and wiped the ghost mother's body with the hot water on the bedside, but the mottled marks on the ghost mother's body were like rust. It is difficult to get rid of, just like a disease. We don’t know how we got it, let alone how to cure it.
At this moment, the ghost mother suddenly opened her eyes, like a corpse.
Then her hair slowly retracted from the ground, and the sound of falling to the ground and someone's groan were heard from the door.
Later, the ulcerated skin all over the ghost mother's body slowly improved visibly to the naked eye.
"Why... it's getting better so soon this time..." Jizi showed an incredulous expression, and then suddenly looked towards the door, as if she could see the fool outside through the door.
——
You Chuiyun calmed down for a long time before he woke up. Then he immediately looked around vigilantly, wondering if the ghost mother had let him live?
If a master like the Ghost Mother prevents him from running away, a qi machine can actually press him here and prevent him from moving. In the past few days, You Chuiyun actually didn't understand why the Ghost Mother spared his life.
Could it be that he is afraid of his father Jiuxiao Tianzun?
No, although the ancient demon gods are still in the Three Realms and Five Elements, they are transcendent existences. They are the first gods of chaos when the world first opened. No one knows how they were born, and no one knows where their divine power comes from. Come, I just know that most of these ancient demons and gods rely on their own nature to act - it is obviously unfair to measure them with today's human nature.
For example, how can you point at a tiger and say that eating people is wrong? Tigers eat humans just like they eat cattle and sheep.
"Senior Ghost Mother, are you letting me go? I'll take my leave now. I'll say hello to Senior Ghost Mother next time. Senior, take care of yourself..."
You Chuiyun glanced around with vigilant eyes, and then he climbed up with difficulty, but his legs gave out and fell to the ground. Then he stumbled to the door using his hands and feet, and opened the door directly.
Sure enough, what caught his eye was his father Jiuxiao Tianzun. He was sitting cross-legged at the door, accompanied by several emperors.
But there was Bi Mawen at the door, holding a black stick, as if he was frightened by the sudden opening of the door, and stood there staring at himself at a loss.
There are countless other immortals, big and small. I don’t know what their mentality is. I’m afraid there are many people watching the excitement.
Taibai Jinxing and Wuquxing were also there, probably because they did not stop them in the first place and were afraid of arousing Jiuxiao Tianzun's jealousy.
Jiuxiao Tianzun is merciful and powerful, and his only opponent is his son Hong Qi.
Because his mother died young, he loved his son very much.
"Hong Qi?"
"Hong Qi!"
To be honest, the immortals had been discussing the situation in the lower world for ten days and ten nights, and they had tried their best to rescue Hong Qi in order to gain the favor owed by the Nine Heavens Heavenly Lord.
But no matter what method is used, it is all in vain for this rare seal in the ages. It is like an egg touching a stone, and there is no wavering at all. Many people's precious magic weapons have even been damaged, and their ancestral artifacts are almost useless, with no visible effect at all.
Just when all the immortals were about to give up, something shocking happened.
Bi Mawen, who originally came here this morning just to express condolences, was preparing to give the black stick a symbolic try to pry open the door. He just pushed the black stick into the crack of the door.
None of the immortals think that Bi Mawen can pry open the door... Just kidding, he is a low-level guy, he only knows a few big shots, and has a good relationship with Hong Qi... Could he pry open the seal of the Ghost Mother with a black stick?
However, there is obviously no shortage of miracles in this world. After hearing a click, the immortals looked up and saw that Bi Mawen had succeeded! ?
This lowly Bima Wen actually used a pitch black stick to pry open the seal of the Ghost Mother?
"My dear mother-in-law."
A god with an unknown accent was the first to speak in stunned surprise.
——
After You Chuiyun glanced at him, he was about to step out of the door when Jiuxiao Tianzun suddenly looked behind him warily.
"father?"
"Son, be careful..."
Before Jiuxiao Tianzun could finish his words, You Chuiyun, who had just appeared in front of him, was immediately pulled back by a tuft of hair. The person involved did not realize that the tuft of hair was actually wrapped around his neck from the beginning.
Peng——
The door was closed again, Bima Wen couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, and the stick fell to the ground.