Chapter 907: Joke
However, with this sword energy flowing horizontally and flying swords surrounding him, how can he break through the situation? It is clearly the sword immortal taking action to slay demons.
"What on earth is this boy Hong Qi going to do?" Master Huawai started calculating again, but as soon as it touched Hong Qi's body, he was confused, and then his throat became sweet, and he was struck back by the law of heaven. :
Jiuxiao Tianzun conveniently sent a stream of dense purple energy to Huawai Zhenren: "My son was born strange, but it is normal even if he is not born."
Master Huawai knew that this guy was secretly praising his son and had no intention of belittling his own mystery, so he shook his head and said: "That's true. It was all in his eyesight before... Ever since that girl Ling Bo and Hong After Qi's falling out, everything changed drastically."
Yes, if we bring that boy and Ling Bo together again and bring order to the chaos, will we be able to control the reins of fate?
As an expert in Xuanyi, Huawai Zhenren certainly cannot tolerate things beyond his calculations and control. Gods and so on can certainly tolerate it. Even Emperor Tianzun can spy on it, but I can't even take a glance at this kid. Wouldn't it be irritating if the law of heaven came back?
Therefore, our grievances are still quite big among the real people outside our realm. After all, we are already in the position of Daluo Jinxian. How can we endure things that are beyond our control?
But Jiuxiao Tianzun next to him sighed leisurely, turned around and saw an old face smiling like chrysanthemums: "Real person, don't be too persistent, destiny is indeed a wild horse that has escaped the reins."
He was so loud that he even compared Hong Qi's fate to destiny. Even though Huawai Zhenren was a model of a worldly master, he had to criticize him for falling into a cliché.
"What on earth is he going to do? If he breaks through the barrier, and the soul is unable to leave the body despite the sudden attack, it will be like giving birth to a child. If the child never comes out, it will be life-threatening for the pregnant woman."
Someone said this, and everyone gradually became a little nervous.
"He's waiting!"
Lu Chen pressed his sword, which was gradually getting excited, with a complicated look on his face.
"What are you waiting for?" Hong San was also a little surprised. He was clearly about to reach the Yuanshen realm, so what were he waiting for?
I saw Jiuxiao Tianzun on the high platform suddenly stand up, Huawai Zhenren was speechless, and then a spiritual light came directly from the sky. After this light appeared, Hong Qi's flying swords broke away from the leaderless state.
"Wandering Dragon?" Jiuxiao Tianzun's face twitched. How could one of the top ten most famous swords in the world appear here? The Jade Dragon Armor was clearly still being enshrined in the Lingyan Pavilion of the Immortal Palace. Why did it become a wandering dragon and fly here?
Youlong came out of Lingyan Pavilion and transformed into a dragon all the way. It must have alarmed many gods and gods along the way. Even Zhang Chengtian, who was guarding Tianmen, took two steps towards the inner city, thinking that there were demons sneaking into Tianmen. The Youlongjian took the initiative to come out of his body to kill the demons. .
"You Long...recognized his master?" The same goes for the Chengtian Sword in the hands of Zhang Chengtian, a divine general. Only divine generals are qualified to be recognized by the Divine Sword. Who can actually activate the Divine Sword?
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The god is a bad chess player, but he wants to drag Wen Sheng to play chess. As Wen Sheng is playing chess, he suddenly becomes angry: "I can't play anymore. I tell you to play chess according to the rules every time. Why do you always play the art of war or even the ninth level?" The tricks are here - this is the way of chess, how can you change the rules randomly."
The god stood up and apologized: "Okay, okay, I promise not to mess around."
Wen Sheng muttered: "Walking around is just walking around randomly, but you are really good at breaking the situation."
At this moment, Wen Sheng seemed to feel something, and the deity looked towards the direction of the Lingyan Pavilion in surprise.
"Haoran is upright...this boy has the character of a scholar."
"Three parts of Haoran's righteousness, three parts of proving the way through killing, three parts of miscellaneous family methods, and one part returning to the vitality." The god murmured to himself: "Is it possible that that kid is back?"
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"Youlong? The fourth brother is back?" Liu Qinmei looked at the sky blankly.
"The one who can move the wandering dragon, Ten Thousand Years, is the fourth brother. Now that the wandering dragon is coming again, is it possible that the fourth brother is really back?" Bai Buying and Wang Quansheng looked at each other, and the two immediately chased after the wandering dragon.
Unexpectedly, the dragon passed by Qiongxiao Baoding all the way,
Attracting the attention of countless people, he finally flew into the Yaochi where no one was allowed to enter.
"We don't have an invitation."
The Three Immortals of Penglai are now counted
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You Chuiyun didn't know what he had proved by touching the Youlong Sword... Thousands of years ago, he fought Su Fang with the Youlong Sword. Thousands of years later, the Youlong Sword felt the call again. Will it fly here this time to remind some people of the past? A romantic young man at the birthday banquet of his god.
"Hong Qi is a disciple of You Chuiyun. It's normal to trigger the Youlongjian. Don't be nervous." This time it was Huawai's turn to pull Jiuxiao Tianzun and whispered: "It is unheard of to obtain the Youlongjian in the Golden Core realm, but it has never happened before. It’s not that you, Jiuxiao Tianzun, have a tiger father and no dog sons.”
Jiuxiao Tianzun was shameless and not modest. He always felt that there was something strange about Lao Qi, but the real person Huawai was so confident that he had not taken away his body. What else could he say? In this situation, he could only say that the missing five You Chuiyun, who has been around for thousands of years, does have some skills. It is incredible that he can train his good-for-nothing son.
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With Youlong in hand, Youchuiyun suddenly opened his eyes, surprise on his face, and immediately sighed, stroking the blood groove on Youlong, his index finger making a crisp buzzing sound.
"So you know me best in the world?"
You Chuiyun chuckled: "But I learned the Sword Master's method of slaying dragons... What a miracle of fate. Killing dragons where there are dragons... How am I not an evil dragon that is gradually growing? The one who needs to be killed is myself. .”
Then, in full view of everyone, You Chuiyun stabbed his own abdomen with a sword, causing someone to scream and everyone to be in chaos.
You Chuiyun was seen holding the handle of the sword with both hands, like a man who committed suicide by disembowelling himself. However, not a drop of blood leaked from his abdominal wound. Instead, the re-condensed golden elixir flashed with endless thunder and lightning.
After the golden elixir was revealed, the soul quickly returned to the golden elixir in the Dantian, and then turned into a swimming dragon, while the golden elixir turned into a dragon ball. The swimming dragon played with the pearl and broke out of the realm.
"***, when the storm happens, the dragon will change!"
The water from the sky in Yaochi poured in, and the Youlong Sword suddenly changed. The jade dragon was melted into an indestructible armor of the general, and was cast on You Chuiyun's body.
Yuan Shen Realm...passed it and achieved great success.
In other words, You Chuiyun, who had just broken through the realm, was half a step into becoming a god.
This has never been done before, and has never been recorded in history. This is a breakthrough that is mixed with sword intent, sword skills, ancient divine emperors, thunder tribulations, and military solutions. It has never been done before or since.
If You Chuiyun hadn't broken through the Yuanshen Realm once before, he wouldn't have been able to succeed this time. This would be unparalleled in the world.
With the jade dragon armor on his body, the will of the past divine generals appears in his mind. Wherever he looks, all evil spirits and heretics are invisible, and his righteousness is awe-inspiring, as if You Chuiyun is already a true Daluo divine general.
"Hahahahaha, break and then stand, my son has truly come out." Jiuxiao Tianzun held his palms and laughed non-stop.
Huh, You Chuiyun let out a long breath, and then he remembered that he was still in Yaochi, here to perform for Madam... Looking around, except for the stunned people, everything was in a mess, and dozens of swords were in disorder. Scattered all over the place, there are water waves everywhere.
Then he saw the blank eyes of the Divine Lady.
"..."
"Is this your talent?" The look on Mrs. Shenzun's face made You Chuiyun feel a little bit in her heart, and she quickly apologized. However, before she could say anything, Mrs. Shenzun said with admiration on her face: "This is the first time I have seen such a fresh and exciting show. As for the mirror, do you know that You Longjian was invited by you, which made me wonder if my eyes were dim? Hahaha, the Dragon Sword can actually turn into armor, which opened my eyes, hahaha. Yes, yes, it actually broke. Let me show you how creative you are as a little naughty boy."
You Chuiyun was quite speechless. At this time, a boy had already brought three Chaos Fruits to him. You Chuiyun had an idea, bowed his hands and said: "Madam, I have another joke. I wonder if Madam laughs, I can give you another one." Fruit or not."
"Yes..."
You Chuiyun is so bold, his joke will shock everyone, but now that he is wearing Hong Qi's skin, he will not lose You Chuiyun's face.
If you are still afraid of a ball and are afraid to act in an illusion, then your life will be in vain.
"But Madam, you must promise me that if my joke goes too far, Madam will not punish me."
"Hong Qi, be impudent."
Jiuxiao Tianzun jumped out to teach him a lesson at the right time.
"It doesn't matter, I just want to hear what kind of joke can make me angry? Little Slippery, tell it quickly."
Madam Shenzun was still looking forward to it and looked at Hong Qi with bright eyes.
"One day, a family was marrying their daughter for a happy event. Because the owner believed in Buddhism, they invited a serious Buddhist monk to bring their Buddha statue to bless them and make a dowry. And this monk was the first to have a wedding. When the family came to ask for such an important event, they couldn't help but respond sincerely. They took a bath and incense, and even had their scalp carefully shaved with a knife. Then that day, the servants carried the big wooden Buddha and went to see the bride off. .
But the auspicious date of this day was not determined well. The procession of seeing off the bride could not walk a few steps before it started to rain.
The monk was covered in incense and had to show off his blessings when he arrived at the groom's house, so he didn't want to get his clothes wet. But the sky suddenly became gloomy, and it was halfway through, and no one had brought rain gear, so the monk thought of a strange way... It turned out that the big wooden Buddha had a hollow belly, and there was a hidden barrier to block it, so he ordered himself The servants secretly opened the secret compartment and got into the belly of the wooden Buddha to hide from the rain, but the servants continued to carry the wooden Buddha as if carrying a sedan to see off the bride.
So everyone passed by a large temple dedicated to the Dragon God and went in to take shelter from the rain. Since there were many servants and women, they placed the dowry items and servant women under the eaves of the back hall of the temple, while the men gathered in the front yard to hide. rain……
It was said that most of the servants were adults, and since it was a wedding, they couldn't help but make fun of them. They all pointed at the rain and said, "This rain is so heavy. Could it be that the Dragon God is peeing here?"
At this moment, the monk in the Buddha's belly first felt that the Buddha statue was being put down, and then heard the chattering outside. However, he couldn't understand the words and didn't know what they were saying, so he thought he had arrived. So he opened the secret compartment on the Buddha's belly and stuck his head out to observe... When the women saw this, they all panicked and shouted, "I don't think the Dragon God has finished urinating, so the Buddha is about to pee too!"
Jiuxiao Tianzun took a sip of tea and sprayed it several feet away. Master Huawai was dumbfounded and hesitated to speak.
Only the Divine Lady was still thinking, and immediately her beautiful eyes widened, then her whole body trembled violently, and she laughed forward and back.
Then there are the young people below, many of whom are simple-minded and have not yet reacted. Smart people like Wu Meier who have ascended to the lower world are also blushing and holding back smiles.
(The joke comes from grenades being afraid of water)
