Chapter 892: Wind and sand squint eyes
How should I put it, although Wu Meier is arrogant, she is still a person after all. Big people all have one characteristic in common, that is, they are extremely tolerant. To be able to endure is like a thousand-year-old king and an eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, which is the only law of immortality.
If you can tolerate desires, you can keep yourself clean and protect yourself... Aren't immortals just like stones, who can't react without reacting? This also explains why there are so many capable gods in the sky, but they live in peace under the rule of the gods. One word is tolerance, and the other reason is that the immortals live too long. Maybe they are willing to endure tens of thousands of years to plan a huge project. conspiracy.
Wu Meier once thought about whether she wanted to be the absolute protagonist who caused a bloody storm in the heaven, just like what she had done in the human world.
However, after repeated consideration, the answer was no. The gods were too intimidating, and the immortals were too stone-like. Except for the petty fights of the juniors, the bosses never appeared, so the battles between the bosses, or rather Their handiwork.
They should be chess pieces, scattered all over the country.
The main battlefield is actually still in the Three Thousand Lower Realm.
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This time it was very interesting. Although the immortals were already used to seeing Hong Qi pulling the cart around the city wall - no one thought that he could persist to this point. There were very few people who came to see the excitement, but they saw it today Here comes the interesting scene.
The person sitting on the carriage was no longer the Three Immortals of Penglai, but a woman who was unbelievably beautiful even among the fairies.
Of course, there are also two pieces of fine iron that weigh nearly 10,000 kilograms in total - it seems that this cart is also a good thing, able to carry such a heavy weight.
Wu Meier was sitting on a tattered cart, and from time to time, noble immortals would pass by riding various pet beasts, some mighty, some not mighty, but they all looked at this side with interest.
Wu Meier, on the other hand, was sitting on the broken cart with a normal expression. She knew in her heart that this was the first test Hong Qi gave her... Humph, this method is also used to test my vanity? So what if I, Wu Meier, worship money and be vain? Now that he has become an immortal, are he still afraid of being embarrassed?
However, this also proves that Hong Qi is not completely incompetent, at least he knows how to test himself.
Even if Wu Mei'er finds a trash, she won't find a real trash, understand.
"After this trip, today's mission is completed. I will accompany you to buy clothes. Thank you very much for being willing to practice with me."
"It's okay. I have nothing to do at Princess Xiumu's mansion today."
Wu Meier squinted her eyes and said, her narrow eyes seemed to be running water, but in any case, sitting on a cart bumping around is not a pleasant thing at first sight.
You Chuiyun smiled, while Wu Mei's expression remained unchanged, but based on You Chuiyun's rich experience in dealing with women, this girl... no, this hundreds-year-old witch was definitely angry.
However, You Chuiyun's ability to coax women is also exceptional. It doesn't matter whether you are a hundreds-year-old witch or not, as long as you are not as unreasonable as the menopausal Liu Qinmei.
Since Wu Meier once stood at the pinnacle of power, this type of woman is similar to Wenren Zhuxiao and Baili Chuqiu. The things they like must not be ordinary things that everyone can get. To be honest, Wu Meier should not be able to I particularly like the gilt fairy skirt...
Materials are human nature, but the material resources of others are less than one person and more than ten thousand people. Can you afford it?
So You Chuiyun didn't have such a thing on hand, so he had to create something special.
Such as an unforgettable memory.
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"You won't take me shopping?"
Wu Mei'er, a self-cultivated immortal, is now followed by a golden elixir kid who doesn't know where the tug-of-war has gotten, and she is quite frustrated - is this the insurmountable gap in identity and blood? My hundreds of years of cultivation are not as good as a good background? You have to compromise.
In the midst of their wild thoughts, they came to the Royal Horse Prison... "What on earth are you going to..."
Wu Meier smelled a man's scent, and then her mouth was covered by You Chuiyun from behind.
It can be said that if Wu Meier doesn't hit anyone now, she is considered to be extremely well-educated, giving Jiuxiao Tianzun a great reputation
Save face.
"Shh, we're going in secretly, don't speak loudly."
Wu Mei'er nodded, and You Chuiyun let her go. Wu Mei'er just felt her back pressed against a hard object. When she thought about it carefully, she realized that it was this boy's strong muscles all over his body.
The Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty was a soldier, and she lived her whole life alone, never having sex with a man, because she once believed that no man in the world was worthy of her. Now she had ascended to the fairyland and found it difficult to move even an inch, so she fainted and came into contact with Hong Qi.
However, she was dazed for a moment. When she was confirming whether she was still the Empress of Great Zhou, when she came to her senses, she had already jumped off the wall and threw herself into Hong Qi's arms.
This was an opportunity for intimate contact that she had deliberately created. No matter what the outcome was, she would first let Hong Qi fall under her pomegranate skirt.
You Chuiyun naturally felt the fragrant soft meat coming towards him, and he even took the opportunity to grab a handful. He had no choice but to do so. After all, he had suffered a lot from the Empress of Zhou, so it wouldn't be impossible to come back now, right? .
The most hateful thing was that Wu Meier gasped, which made Hong Qi cry out in cold sweat: "Don't make a sound."
Wu Meier glared at him coquettishly. Instead of taking the beautiful woman shopping, she took her over the wall... This was quite novel.
There is no shortage of young talents in the fairy world, and many people have pursued Wu Meier. Naturally, Wu Meier has given them opportunities one by one, but those men are too unsightly to look at. Until now, she only feels that the contrast between Hong Qi and Hong Qi is too great. Big, it’s just interesting.
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So Wu Meier expressed her doubts with body language.
"Stealing horses."
"A?"
"We need two fast horses, otherwise we won't be able to run away."
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Before Wu Meier could react, Hong Qi had already sneaked into the horse pen... At this time, the horses in the horse pen had just returned from eating and drinking by the Tianhe River, and they were all sleeping soundly while standing.
"I found my horse, how about you?"
After You Chuiyun sneaked in, he faced Wu Meier who was stunned and said, "Did you find your horse?"
"Your horse? I...what horse am I looking for?"
"Find one you can ride."
"These are the horses of rich and powerful people here! Hong Qi, are you desperate for your life? How could I have a horse to raise here...don't you?"
Hong Qi suddenly snickered, and then a bright maroon horse neighed. Then all the horses in the horse pen woke up and responded to the horse king's neigh.
The red rabbit roared towards him, and the door of the horse pen was blown by the strong wind brought by it. Suddenly, the horse supervisor was in chaos.
You Chuiyun got on the Red Rabbit horse. Red Rabbit raised its front hooves and its thick hind legs supported its huge body. The whole horse was like a stretched bow.
He said: "You can ride a horse with me. Do you want to come together?"
Wu Meier's face turned pale and she looked at him from the horse. This scene seemed to have happened before. It was the invitation sent to her by the emperor of the previous generation. In a daze, the figure of You Chuiyun and the many thoughts in her mind were seen. The combination of the familiar hero image.
Being bohemian and unrestrained is not only the image of poets and scribes. In some respects, some contemporary heroes are truly qualified to do so because they have the world in mind, not themselves.
"Do you want to come together?"
Hong Qi stretched out his hand and asked one last time. It was very simple. This time it was a choice. Even if Wu Meier was the Empress of Zhou, Hong Qi would not get entangled with a woman who didn't even dare to ride with him.
Wu Meier shook her head. To be honest, You Chuiyun showed a hint of disappointment on her face. This was the Empress of Zhou.
The next moment Wu Meier chose Lu next to her, got on her horse, and said without any hesitation: "I don't ride with men."
You Chuiyun laughed heartily, and the red rabbit under his crotch seemed to feel that the long-lost running was about to return again... Running next to the Tianjie Tianhe was always uncomfortable - the last time he ran wildly at the Nantianmen, after commanding people to flip on their backs, his temperament changed. The fierce Chitu wanted to do it again. In other words, she missed Hong Qi, a thin boy.
But this time is different, Hong Qi boy
It seemed to have grown, and the hand holding the reins was firm and strong, so Chitu was much more obedient this time.
Horses are like this, or many people are like this. If you are strong, they will be weak. If you are weak, they will be strong.
Bi Mawen came back from grazing and was covered in stinky sweat. He was taking a bath. He turned around with a head of foam on his head and saw that all the horses in the Royal Horse Prison were howling wildly. Even the unicorns, dragons and other fostered spiritual beasts next door were also there. roar.
"Which one escaped? It's such a big battle, we need to catch him quickly."
"Sir, Chitu! It's Chitu!"
"No wonder, Red Rabbit hasn't been in peace since he came back last time... Catch him quickly."
"Sir, Lu also ran away! Chitu and Lu were ridden away by someone, yes... yes..."
Bi Mawen slapped the stable boy: "Who is it? Tell me clearly."
"Master Hong Qi!"
Bi Mawen threw the bathrobe on the ground hard and scolded: "Damn you little bastard, damn white-eyed wolf! Damn you!"
At this time, another stable boy came back with an armful of something, a parcel.
Bi Mawen opened it and saw that it was a pack of top-quality spiritual stones, about thirty or forty stones, which Hong Qi had thrown back and threatened to just borrow the horse and would return it soon.
"Is Mr. Hong Qi okay?" Bima Wen immediately became gentle and whispered: "Let Mr. Hong ride slower and don't fall off."
Then Bi Mawen gave half of the top-quality spiritual stones to his subordinates, then picked up his own lovely spiritual stones and turned around, only to see a man with gray hair on his temples riding a tall horse into the Royal Horse Prison.
Seeing this man, all the spiritual stones in Bi Mawen's hand fell to the ground, and he couldn't close his mouth.
"Old Liu, can you explain that the one who flew out on the red rabbit just now - is my son?"
Jiuxiao Tianzun looked at the cloud tail pulled out by the two horses with a sense of disappointment. He then rubbed his eyes vigorously: "How can people be blinded by the wind and sand when they are old? It's really strange."
