Chapter 883: Er Ye, there is a road in the sky. It doesn’t mean that you can run around at will. After all, there are many gods flying in the sky. Sometimes it is not a collision but a narrow encounter, which leaves a lot of room for disagreement. ... Immortals also have grades, temperaments, and statuses. Some immortals have their nostrils turned upward. If they meet another arrogant immortal, if you don't let me, they may draw their swords and fight... It was the prehistoric times in the past. In this way, even if you are a god, you are in the same camp and I am in the same sect. If you step on me, I will fight your way.
Later, a genius came out, that is, a god. He created a list of gods and won over all the gods. Only then did the immortal world be unified, and then there was a heaven where everyone can enjoy their prosperity and the immortals can live in harmony.
So everything has rules. The one with the heavier punishment is the law of heaven. Immortals travel according to their grades, and the clouds in the sky have become roads. Cars and horses must follow the roads. If you do something that is overstepping, you will be punished.
At this moment, a big maroon horse suddenly jumped from this road to that road... This is the main road leading to Nantianmen. The road is full of gods. If you bump into it casually, you may hit an emperor. .
Of course, there are also dandies in heaven occasionally, but it is too arrogant to be so presumptuous in front of Nantian Gate.
The gatekeeper general saw this scene from a distance on the city wall, and without him having to say anything, the officials below had already gone to stop him, and he might have to face charges.
Those high-level gods could actually detain this person and one horse with just a few clicks of their fingers, but instead they looked cheerful and watched as each person and one horse broke into the frame.
"Hey, boy, be careful, this is my good wine from the year before last!" An emperor watched helplessly as a horse hoof almost crushed his wine jar. He had entered the palace to taste wine with the deity. Fortunately, You Chuiyun pulled it off in time. Only by pulling the reins did it avoid causing a catastrophe.
"Oh, I'm sorry, this horse..." Before You Chuiyun could finish his words, the red rabbit under his butt began to rebel again, jumping into the team of fairies picking fairy grass with a cry, causing a burst of women to scream.
The emperor smiled, then turned to look at another immortal who looked like a general with a face as thick as a jujube, a long beard and a dark green robe, and said:
"Second Master, isn't this your red rabbit? Why is Hong Qi riding on his back?" Second Master Guan stroked his beard and smiled:
"Chitu came to me just now. At my age, I can't bear this crime. Let him go away with the young man, hahaha..."
"Second Master, your own horse ran past you and you didn't pay attention. How can you escape?"
"Then just ask the gatekeeper to find me. Besides, my red rabbit is eating grass in the Royal Horse Prison. How do I know that I got into trouble today?"
"Haha, boy Hong Qi is so courageous. Oh, that's not right. Is that boy Hong Qi?" The emperor scratched his head:
"Isn't Hong Qi a weakling? Why did he even surrender to your red rabbit?" The second master shook his head and said:
"I don't know." - In front of the Nantian Gate, the soldiers surrounded the troublemakers, and the immortals coming and going all craned their necks to watch the fun. Whose dandy was acting recklessly at the gate of the Immortal Palace?
The shrimp soldiers and crabs under his command could not catch the red rabbit, so the gatekeeper had to go out in person. However, he was really a little shocked. The person sitting on the horse turned out to be the Hong family's incompetent Lao Qi?
"Get down!" You Chuiyun was a little embarrassed. This Zhang Chengtian was actually an old acquaintance:
"Report to the general that he dare not come down."
"Um?"
"It dares to trample me to death when I get down." The red rabbit is the emperor's mount, and Zhang Chengtian has to look at the owner when beating a dog, so he shook his head helplessly and ordered dozens of subordinates to hold down the red rabbit and not hurt it.
However, Chitu was really arrogant and would fight and trample people when he got angry. In order to prevent Chitu from really causing a catastrophe, Zhang Chengtian had no choice but to take matters into his own hands and suppress Chitu with great power. Then he took You Chuiyun's legs and threw him Come down.
Even if this kid is the son of Jiuxiao Tianzun, he can't be polite. Nantianmen is Zhang Chengtian's face. He is making trouble in Nantianmen. He didn't see that Guan Sheng Emperor didn't care about Chitu. He was obviously just waiting to see Zhang Chengtian's jokes. .
You Chuiyun said quickly:
"Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang! I have something important to meet with Her Royal Highness, Uncle Zhang, please let me in." Zhang Chengtian glared angrily, and slapped his Tianling Cap:
"You bastard, you broke the law. Can I let you go so easily? Do you want me, the gatekeeper general, to do this again?" Naturally, this boy Zhang Chengtian is not the first to see him. He is a famous waste in the world and the only one to do so. Today I saw him. He was actually a little tactful, and he became even angrier when he saw the heavenly soldier attire he was wearing.
"This brat has not behaved himself since he became a soldier. His crime will be increased. Come on, please put him in jail."
"General, wait a minute." At this time, You Chuiyun's savior appeared. It turned out that the two emperors were already walking closer. Take a closer look, oh, the red face and long beard are exactly the same as the statue. Could it be that he is the owner of Red Rabbit? Holy Emperor?
You Chuiyun was heartbroken. Now he was caught by his master... This was troublesome. Guan Erye glared at Hong Qi who had done something wrong and had his head hanging down, then he stroked his beard and said:
"Today's riot was caused by Chitu, and it has nothing to do with this kid. How big a mistake can Jindan kid make? Chitu is a little confused because he has nowhere to vent his strength. Let him go, and I will compensate for the loss." The rabbit is standing nearby and can understand people's speech. If the owner wants to take the blame, how can he bear his bad temper?
He originally raised his hooves to get angry, but after receiving a cold look from the second master, he behaved himself. Zhang Chengtian shook his head and said:
"Emperor Guan Sheng, this is against the rules." The second master stepped forward, took Zhang Chengtian's hand and whispered:
"Brother Zhang, Hong Qi's father was on an expedition and was a pioneer general. How could you take his son here? Don't you understand this?" Zhang Chengtian's face stiffened.
"If there is one, then there are two, and I can't condone it...Second Master, you see, so many people have witnessed this with their own eyes..."
"I'll take care of it. These trivial matters are of no consequence. Just let this bastard hang on the city wall for a day and let him go." Zhang Chengtian was a little embarrassed, but in the end he nodded and said in surprise:
"Second Master, the Hong family has no contact with you, so why are you taking care of this kid's affairs?" Second Master squinted his eyes and looked at Chitu:
"First of all, this child is weak. Today I saw that Zongma Nantianmen is very heroic and looks a bit like my old friend, and I have strange thoughts. Secondly, Jiuxiao Tianzun is away on an expedition, so we have to take more care of his family and let him It’s best to have no worries.”
"Second Master's righteousness, I admire you." There are not many people who can make Zhang Chengtian accept him as his younger brother, and Emperor Guan Sheng happens to be one of them.
"What kind of righteousness is this? You, I know you are feeling aggrieved and want to go out to fight. But not just anyone can guard Nantianmen. I think it is you." The second master patted Zhang Chengtian on the shoulder. He gave some words of comfort, saying that this job is indeed difficult to do. If you offend others, you can't make mistakes... You must know that there are nine classes in heaven, and not everyone can sneak into the fairy palace.
Then You Chuiyun was hoisted to the city gate. For some unknown reason, he kept spinning in circles. He couldn't break away despite all his efforts. However, that old bastard Zhang Chengtian deliberately poked himself with his halberd every hour. butt.
"He's still acting like a hawk. I've never seen such a miserable dude." Zhang Chengtian looked at him twisting and turning in mid-air, and he suddenly felt very good:
"Do you still dare to commit a crime?"
"Uncle Zhang, please, please let me down. I really have something important to see the princess."
"Come on, who do you think you are? You can see Her Royal Highness the Princess whenever you want? You idiot, did you rush in without asking if the Princess was in the Immortal Palace? If Emperor Guan Sheng hadn't interceded with you today, you I'm going to jail." The second master is still a good person... what a piece of shit!
How could a good man have such a rough horse! If I hadn't ridden the wrong horse in a flash of imagination, how could I, You Chuiyun, have experienced this?
"Wait a minute." You Chuiyun suddenly realized the problem. He saw Zhang Chengtian upside down:
"Uncle Zhang, you said Her Highness the Princess is not in the Immortal Palace?"
"The princess went to the Shanhaiguan Pass a year ago, idiot. It is said that she will not be able to get out for fifty years."
"Shanhaiguan? Where is it?" Before he finished speaking, Zhang Chengtian poked You Chuiyun's butt into a sieve...
"You don't understand people's words, you stupid boy. Why are you so stupid? Now, it's better to be famous than to meet each other. I really thought you were too cowardly to speak. I didn't expect you to be quite stupid. I'm young. I've never been as stupid as you." The halberd was so sharp that You Chuiyun felt like there was no good spot on his butt, so he swung the rope from side to side, swinging back and forth like a maggot.
Many immortals passed by the city gate and laughed when they saw the prankster hanging above. It is estimated that the seventh young master of the Hong family was hung in the city gate and became a joke for the gods... every day. Cultivation is so boring, and the gods are also very strict about the rules. It is rare to find a dandy who rides the horse in Tianmen. It is really interesting to see that you are indeed the weak seventh child of the Hong family. It is better than the immortality made in the alchemy furnace. Dan is even more interesting.
From time to time, beautiful fairies came in in groups, and they happened to be the fairy grass pickers whom You Chuiyun collided with. They all saw the tragic scene of You Chuiyun being poked in the butt by Zhang Chengtian in their eyes.
"Hahaha, it's him..."
"You deserve it...hehe." A group of women deliberately stayed for a while to point at him. You Chuiyun looked at these beauties and felt a little embarrassed because he had made a fool of himself. However, he also figured out that it was Hong Qi's face that was being embarrassed. What did You Chuiyun have to do with him?
So he writhed like a maggot, making everyone laugh, and his skin was as thick as a city wall. The women no longer hated him so much, but found him interesting.
The gods in heaven are obsessed with saving face, and young people also have to pretend to be mature and prudent. After finally becoming a libertine, of course it attracts attention and is very fresh.
"Hey, Hong Qi, do you want to go pick fairy grass with us next time?" A fairy actually invited you, and You Chuiyun immediately straightened up:
"Of course, if you have time." The fairies rushed away laughing, but they would turn back to give You Chuiyun a wink from time to time.
"Hong Qi is not a dull person... He has changed a lot."
"Hahaha, he's quite interesting. You don't like him, do you?"
"Nonsense! Huh." The fairies gradually moved away. You Chuiyun looked at them and nodded. It seemed that Hong Qi's reputation was about to be reversed here.
