Chapter 611: The hungry old pervert
"Okay, okay, that's it. What are you guys doing here? As the most decent sect in the world, the Tianxia sect should be very busy every day! How can you do nothing here like this? Let's disperse. Let's go back. Remember Do more things that are beneficial to national affairs, understand..."
The Spirit Master called out to Jiejie with a straight face: "You are different. When you go back, write a thousand-word self-examination and give it to me tomorrow."
"What?"
"No, ten thousand words!"
Ni Jue's expression changed, and he was about to refute, but he saw that Qiao Feng had never been so stern before, so after hesitating, he apologized and said, "I said something wrong. I will go back and write a letter of apology right now."
Everyone in the Tianxia sect knew that if something bad happened, they had to run away quickly, so a group of big guys hurriedly ran away like a plague, leaving behind only Qiao Feng, who was in a shell of an old man.
what to do? They've been robbed in the next life, and you still look like you're smiling - Qiao Feng, Qiao Feng, why are you acting like this now? If you were young and didn't care about Bird Prison, you would have fought.
And this Jianzheng, You Chuiyun, this guy is just a junior like me. As a Jianzheng, you can sit on my head and poop and pee? How long has it been since then, are you already invincible?
Impossible. Could it be that my hundreds of years of cultivation are no better than your few years as a Qi practitioner?
What am I afraid of? It’s not the imperial power.
The more Qiao Feng thought about it, the angrier she became, and her words were no longer so polite: "Master Jianzheng... came here without even saying a word. It's really out of line with our sect's rules, and we're not welcoming you from afar."
"Uncle, are you blaming me for coming without saying hello?"
"Uncle, I don't dare to do that... You are now the Supervisor of Daxia. The world is so big, who can afford to offend you? Now that one person is inferior to ten thousand people, what is there to be dissatisfied about?"
"I have spent my whole life as a dog of the royal family. I have to apply to the emperor for food, drink and diarrhea. Would you like to be you instead?"
The spiritual master shook his head: "What we monks cultivate is to be free and unrestrained, whether it is the body or the state of mind."
"Yes, the Great Xia Supervisor is indeed a good job for someone who wants to be a dog."
"But this dog, how many people in the world want to do it but can't do it?" Qiao Feng felt quite sympathetic and felt balanced in her heart. She patted You Chuiyun on the shoulder and said, "Don't overthink it."
"Hahaha, there's something I can't think about."
Suddenly I became an uncle comforting my eldest nephew. Am I really becoming an eldest nephew? You Chuiyun shook his head and said: "When I, You Chuiyun, was begging for food on the street, that was the shadow that I will never forget in my life. Lingzun, although I am not satisfied now, I am better than many people in the world. Too much.
Daxia Jianzheng...hehe, what's the use? We are all aware of the drought and flood in which prefecture, but when we report it, nothing comes of it. Even when we ask the elders, they all hesitate and hesitate about spending money here and there, but there is no money! "
You Chuiyun suddenly waved his hand and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Lord Ling, I'm so talkative."
"Your father and I are old friends and we call ourselves brothers. You and I don't have to be so open-minded. Just call me uncle."
"My father was killed by my own hands——" You Chuiyun said indifferently: "What do you care about those past events?"
The spirit master responded with silence.
"Lord Spirit, I was unkind in this matter, so I will compensate the Tianxia Sect."
The two of them looked down at the tall tree. The girl who had a connection with each other gently raised her head and looked at the sky, but she could only see the glaring sun.
"When do you plan to really come back?" The Spirit Master asked, "Let your years be good and still believe in love in your heart... Otherwise you will regret it, no matter where you end up in the future."
You Chuiyun looked at Lingzun strangely.
The spiritual master was eating melon with his hands behind his back, and noticed his gaze: "Why, I have practiced cultivation all my life, so I have to have a spare time when I am free, right?"
"That's not right. How can my father get along with you, Spirit Master?"
"When did you say that we got along? Back then, it was Yun Qingxia who couldn't drink, and she got drunk as soon as she drank, so she forced the three of me to become sworn friends.
"
You Chuiyun nodded with a strange look on his face, and then said: "Lingzun, you'd better talk less in the future, otherwise you won't look like an expert."
Qiao Feng's face turned as sinking as water again.
Of course You Chuiyun knew in his heart that this was the spirit master's desire to get closer to him, but he refused to discuss his emotional issues with his elders.
But he went on to say: "How dare I show up like this?"
——
Bai Qicai stood up, wondering in her heart: "I got the inheritance of the tree god, and no one from the Tianxia sect has appeared until now... There is only one possibility, they acquiesced. But why? If it is the inheritance of my Bai family, how can I Just be taken away like this?"
Bai Qicai was calm in her heart. Every step she took, she was wary of something... But after taking ten steps, there was still silence.
Just as she stepped up her steps and wanted to slip away, she suddenly paused, with an incredible expression on her face. Then she slowly turned back and saw a bright pearl placed on the altar table.
"Clam King Pearl..."
Bai Qicai flew over. The Clam King Pearl was only the size of a thumb, but there seemed to be a living divine flower inside, exuding the beauty of a myth and legend.
After the shock on her face, her beautiful eyes widened, and then she seemed to remember something and looked around: "You Chuiyun, You Chuiyun! Where are you? Where are you?"
She looked left and right, and it was clear that the world was bright and clear, but she only felt it was dark. She fell down on the futon again, holding the Clam King Pearl in her hand, slowly covering it in her chest, and knocked on it again towards the tree god.
——
"Qin Lana, come and sit, there are some snacks here, come and have some."
Today's Master Jianzheng was a little too enthusiastic. Qin Lan put down his broom and walked over stupidly, and the prisoner sat down here.
"Lord Jianzheng, don't you want to eat?"
"Just ordered for you."
"ah?"
Qin Lan had an expression of disbelief on his face.
What happened to this sudden spring? Qin Lan is young, but she is not stupid. She is always attentive when she has nothing to do, and if she is not a woman, she is a thief.
Seeing that Qin Lan was hesitant to eat, You Chuiyun said, "I have something to trouble you with."
Qin Lan then picked up a piece of shortbread and took half a mouthful: "Sir, you can just say it."
"If you were my lover..."
Before You Chuiyun finished speaking, the little girl sprayed so much that her pigtails stood up: "Ahem, cough, cough...it turns out that what the tenth senior brother said is true, Mr. Jianzheng, you are indeed a pervert!"
You Chuiyun said: "Listen to me."
Qin Lan looked defensive and disgusted: "Master Jianzheng, although you are a very big official, the entire Sitianjian is yours, and the senior brothers are also under your control, but you can't be polite and say this to girls. talk."
You Chuiyun thought to himself that I look like a human being or a ghost, so of course it would be impolite to talk to you... If I look like Pan An, you have to speak coquettishly!
"No, I want to ask you to analyze it. If you were my lover, but for some reason, I pretended to be dead and didn't see you for a long, long time. Would you be angry about it?"
Qin Lan then asked: "What's the reason?"
"For example, I think I'm too ugly now..."
Qin Lan glanced at it and shuddered. It wasn't ugly, it was scary!
"meeting!"
You Chuiyun's tone obviously changed, and Qin Lan looked at the Master Jianzheng who was completely different from before with a fresh look.
"Why?"
Qin Lan widened his eyes and said, "Why? You have to tell me wherever you go, at least let me know that you are pretending to be dead and not dead."
"I... hinted at it, and I gave King Clam... I even gave him a gift!"
"Oh, why don't you understand? What you do is your own business. You can only impress yourself. Girls don't want gifts, they want you."
"But I have a lot of worries..."
"Don't I have any worries? Please, we are all adults and everyone has worries.
! People can abandon everything to come to you, but you pretended to be dead, refused to give me any news, and even gave me gifts to make me angry. I think you meant it! "
"ah--"
Qin Lan was so angry that he slapped the table, startling You Chuiyun, and his black cloak almost floated up.
"Tell me! You haven't seen me for so long. Do you feel like you are no longer with me? Do you feel like you are the same with or without me? Do you like other women?
Be honest, be lenient if you confess, be lenient if you resist! "
"It's really not true, I definitely didn't fall in love with you - I will always like you alone."
"Then why don't you come to see me?"
Just when the two were arguing, they heard a snap, which was the sound of a broken porcelain bowl. It turned out that it was Chen Li standing at the door, with a panicked expression and a broken tea bowl at his feet.
"Senior Brother...Senior Brother!" Chen Li roared with a gong-like voice like killing a pig: "It's over, it's over, the little junior sister is over, she was..."
Chen Li's mouth was immediately covered: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
It turned out that Qin Lan broke out the small universe and subdued Chen Li with You Chuiyun using their bows from left to right.
"Tenth Senior Brother, don't yell, we are just practicing! It is the love of the supervisor..."
"Um?"
Master Jianzheng's originally terrifying appearance became even more terrifying.
"Oh no, I made a slip of the tongue - that's what it is. Mr. Jianzheng and I are revising... uh, this time His Majesty the Emperor will watch the play."
Only then did Chen Li let go of his mouth, with red marks all over his face... He looked at the two of them warily and said suspiciously, "Is it true? I don't believe it."
"You don't need to believe it. I just told you to be tight-lipped about what you should say and what you shouldn't say...you understand."
Yu Chuiyun half threatened.
Seeing that Chen Li still didn't believe it, Qin Lan knew that he had to let him understand, otherwise his innocence would be lost.
So she lifted up her sleeves, revealing her wrists as white as lotus roots.
"Tenth Senior Brother, look!"
"What?"
Qin Lan's face turned red, like a bright red flower.
"Shou Gongsha..."
Only then did Chen Li realize that the palace guard sand was still there, which meant that Qin Lan was still a virgin... Although it didn't prove that there was nothing wrong with the two of them, it also meant that Jian Zheng was not a hungry old pervert.
