Chapter 389: Human Cannon
Baili Chuqiu looked at him, listening to his sincere tone, and then she said: "Why do I feel like you are like a pedantic old stubborn who trembles when you speak."
"Thank you for the compliment." You Chuiyun sighed, then he raised his head and asked, "Can you exchange these Dzi beads for silver notes?"
Baili Chuqiu rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "You really have no taste. You know, people who know the goods will look at you with admiration when they see the beads you are wearing on your hands, but you are so disgusted with them that they are not as good as those yellow and white things."
You Chuiyun retorted: "You are from a wealthy family, so of course you don't care about those mundane things. You have to know that ordinary people's firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are bought with real gold and silver. It's not like they will give you an extra ring if you wave it." corn."
"Haha, does the dignified Young Master of the Yinxiao Sect regard himself as a common person..." Baili Chuqiu looked You Chuiyun up and down and said, "Your appearance now does not look like a diligent mud-legged person."
Mudleg is obviously an insulting term. You Chuiyun frowned, but the change in his expression was seen by Baili Chuqiu, who added: "Okay, you can say that I am a superior young lady. Why don't you eat minced meat? But you are not qualified to criticize me now.
Because what I saw was not the uncultivated young master of the Yinxiao Sect who was not well-fed, poorly clothed, and bullied in the rumors. He was a drowned dog.
Rather, they are the younger generation of strong men who have attained the Golden Core Realm and the Nine-turn Golden Core. "
You Chuiyun felt a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't express it. He had to shake his head slowly and said: "I am still me, and I have always been the same me."
Baili Chuqiu smiled and said nothing, just like the Bodhisattva on the altar table, but with a touch of charm.
"Okay, let's go."
The woman smiled sweetly, and then took out a small baggage from a large red wooden box with a black lacquer and gold lock. Then she glanced at a row of hangers with a dazzling array of luxurious clothes, and took You Chuiyun's hand, intentionally or unintentionally. Clamped to chest.
You Chuiyun stiffened and calmly took out his arm and asked, "What are you going to do? Where are you going?"
"You make the decision."
You Chuiyun looked confused: "What do I call the shots?"
"Where are you going? Where are you staying?" Baili Chuqiu blinked her big innocent eyes.
"Huh?" You Chuiyun feels that Baili Chuqiu is a female devil. She will not hurt you directly, but she has many ways to torture your heart.
Baili Chuqiu rested his head on You Chuiyun's shoulder - You Chuiyun seemed to have grown much taller and stronger in recent months due to his cultivation.
You Chuiyun took a step back, feeling a sense of powerlessness in his heart. He regretted that he had agreed to her too hastily, but it was hard to make money, shit was hard to eat, and it was not easy to make money.
"Can you talk to me carefully first?"
"It's very simple. My father was afraid that something would happen to me, so he arranged a lot of people to protect me, but they didn't really protect me, they just monitored me and imprisoned me. I can't go anywhere I want. I don't like it, I want you Take me away.
Go to Nantianmen, go to your house, they can't get in there..."
Baili Chuqiu was almost acting coquettishly... but You Chuiyun wouldn't let her go: "Your father's decision not to let you enter the land of the demon clan is really for your safety. If I had a daughter, I wouldn't It will put her in danger."
"No, no, you know I have great ambitions, and..." Baili Chuqiu was very clingy and said in You Chuiyun's ear: "I can see that you also think that the career I want to do is right. of."
You Chuiyun sighed and said, "I kidnapped you. I can't bear the wrath of Baili Dongfeng."
"What are you afraid of? A hundred thousand
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Eight thousand miles away, are you still afraid of my father? Are you a man? "Baili Chuqiu is like a thief sister who leads a bad child: "The one who protects me in secret is not by my side, but within a radius of thousands of miles. He only appears when my life is threatened. Xiao Da Even if he makes a little fuss, he won't pay attention to me. "
"Do you have any masters in Wanbao Tower who are equivalent to the Yuanshen realm?"
"Of course."
You Chuiyun's face shrank: "Sister, how could I, who is at the Golden Core Realm, kidnap you under the nose of the Yuanshen Realm?"
But Baili Chuqiu was completely coquettish and said: "What? I heard that your Nine Transformations Golden Pill is on the same level as Wen Renzhuxiao Shan Chun and the others. How could there be nothing you can do..."
"Can fighting and running away be the same?"
You Chuiyun said helplessly.
"Ah, I don't care, I don't care...you have to take me out, or I'll pay more if you want!"
"Add money?"
"Hmph, You Shaozong is just a miser who is obsessed with money!"
"There's nothing we can do about it. After all, I still have a large family to support."
Baili Chuqiu looked at You Chuiyun with suspicious eyes, but You Chuiyun said that I had no worries and stared back at her with a righteous face. Finally, Baili Chuqiu couldn't bear it anymore. The little girl's trick is to act like a baby, and she found that You Chuiyun I simply can't stand this move of hers, it's just tried and true.
"Ah~ no~ please, I just want to be free... I won't go to the land of demons for a while, I just want to leave my father's arms and face the storm of life~ Well done, brother You ~ brother ~"
You Chuiyun felt that his bones were all numb. He couldn't bear it anymore, so he peeled her off with his hands, and held her arms motionless with his plier-like hands.
"Be sensible. It's okay for me to be alone, but I have to take you with me. What do you want me to do? You want me to take you, a dragster, how can I escape?"
In the early autumn of Baili, I wiped away my tears, and the pear blossoms were covered with rain, which was very touching: "Actually...I, I have a way..."
You Chuiyun was stunned. When he saw Baili Chuqiu pretending to cry, with a smile behind his hands, he knew that he had completely fallen into her trap.
"What can you do? Tell me..."
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"What the hell?" On the 90th floor, there was a middle-aged Taoist meditating with a fat face. He stood up angrily and looked down. He saw what was happening with a banner on the first floor - Big year end sale.
"Come and take a look, all the beautiful sisters who love cleanliness in Nantianmen, come and take a look. Wanbaolou deodorant sale, jumping off the building sale."
"Sale, how much is it?"
"It's not a matter of money. Let me tell you, this batch of deodorant is contaminated with water vapor due to water leakage in the warehouse, so it is considered a defective product. Taking this into account, we decided to sell it for three pennies a piece!"
In the early autumn of Baili, people opened the tarpaulin to reveal mountains of goods.
"Wow, it looks good! I want ten boxes!"
"Sorry for this guest, each person is only allowed to purchase a maximum of three boxes."
"I want it!"
"I also want."
All of a sudden, many women came up together, and the door of Wanbao Tower was abuzz with excitement.
Baili Chuqiu looked at the chaotic scene in front of her and was very proud.
There were eleven maids behind her, one of whom was obviously a man disguised as a woman. This man disguised as a woman was speechless.
"So why does your plan require me to wear women's clothing?" This male-looking woman with ridiculous face paint, bold long skirt, and exposed unicorn arms is naturally You Chuiyun who was pranked by Baili Chuqiu.
"Hahaha, let
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I'm just happier. Baili Chuqiu smiled, revealing teeth as white as crescent moons.
"...What the hell..."
Suddenly, the crowd seemed to start to quarrel, and some people almost started fighting. Baili Chuqiu and the eleven maids immediately rushed into the crowd to persuade them, but there were too many people, and they were lost in the sea of people as soon as they entered.
Moreover, in an instant, more than a dozen people took off their clothes, revealing identical skirts underneath.
In other words, they all put on the same outfit and disappeared into the crowd.
The Taoist above the pavilion leaned against the window sill, sneered, took off the wine gourd from his waist and took a sip: "Miss, no matter how many tricks you have, you can't escape my breath lock."
At this time, he exclaimed: "I didn't expect that necklace has the function of blocking breath.
So what, there were only a dozen people in a dozen directions, and my speed shrunk to an inch! You can't escape twenty feet at all. "
As soon as the words fell, the figure of the Taoist by the window disappeared in place, and he disappeared as if he teleported.
A woman on the street was running away with her skirt in hand, but she ran into the arms of a Taoist. She rolled on the ground several times with an ouch. It seemed that she had been hit hard, but the Taoist had long since disappeared.
This scene happened five or six times in a row. The figure appeared on the roof of a bungalow, stepping on the cornice that didn't look strong. There was a child chewing his fingers in the attic next to him.
The child's snot bubble was popped by him.
Snapped……
The Taoist also realized something was wrong at the same time.
"The eldest lady is not an idiot...she must be diverting my attention."
At this time, around the fiftieth floor of Wanbao Building, the doors and windows were wide open, and a dark cannon barrel stretched out.
hiss--
The Taoist suddenly realized: "A human cannon?"
In an instant, a fallen leaf fell firmly on the eaves here.
Next to the human cannon, the space seemed to fluctuate, and the figure of a Taoist priest appeared. He slapped the cannon's fuse with an expressionless face.
"Miss, come out."
Seeing no movement for a long time, he snorted coldly, grabbed the void, and a figure was caught out, but his skirt was lifted.
The Taoist subconsciously turned his head away from looking, but after the skirt fluttered, a punch suddenly came out from inside.
The Taoist was completely unprepared for this thunderous punch, but he was always the master among the masters in the Yuanshen realm. Although the punch was powerful, in his eyes it was still not at his level.
snort.
The Taoist greeted her with one finger, but his eyes were scanning around, already looking for any trace of the eldest lady elsewhere.
"The most strange poison in the world - smell it and it will kill you!"
Suddenly, the fist turned into a palm and was thrown in front of him... white powder flew all over the sky. After hearing the words "the most strange poison in the world", the Taoist hesitated for a moment and covered his nose with his hand - because the most advanced poison can sometimes ignore the body-protecting Qi.
Just after hesitating, suddenly there was a sound of cannon fire behind him, and the Taoist was shocked to realize that all this was a carefully arranged strategy.
He looked around and saw that the human cannon had been fired, and the eldest lady's necklace was shining brightly, sending her into the distance.
"hateful……"
"Brew Master Dragon Sword Curse!"
The person who attracted the Taoist's attention was You Chuiyun himself. He was holding an ancient magic weapon, but the spiritual energy on the magic weapon was completely drained by him and turned into waste.
A terrifying coercion rose up on him, and even the Taoist's expression changed, and he distanced himself in an instant.
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