Chapter 359: Accidentally enters the Moon Peak
As a God Catcher... and one of the few beautiful men in Great Xia - Wang Luo has a narcissistic temperament. Not only has it not improved over the years, he seems to have become even more seriously ill... Even the usually calm Confucian half Shengyun Qingxia's tone was difficult to hear.
Wang Luo also realized that he might be a bit chauvinistic and changed his words: "I usually stay away from those women when I see them. They insist on sticking up and follow me shamelessly. What can I do?"
Yun Qingxia said speechlessly: "This is your attitude, neither taking the initiative nor refusing... I finally understand, Li Ziyu shouldn't follow you, you might as well follow me."
"Huh? You, you, you, you are a Confucian scholar..." Wang Luo said anxiously: "How can you do such a thing? Huh?"
Yun Qingxia blinked her eyes: "Your reaction... Li Ziyu is undoubtedly your true love - no other woman has ever seen you so interested in her."
Wang Luo said in a deep voice: "A smart person like you is starting to talk nonsense... They have given birth to a son for me. Could it be that I, Wang Luo, am just a playboy?"
Yun Qingxia smiled and said nothing.
Wang Luo was startled, and then said angrily: "Then I'm not the kind of person who always gives up, right... Look, why have I been rejected by women?"
"You deserve it..."
Yun Qingxia scolded: "You try to put yourself in someone else's shoes... If I were Li Ziyu, I'm afraid you would have gone to the palace to be an eunuch by now."
"Hmph, I wish I didn't have this thing, otherwise I wouldn't have so many worries."
Wang Luo's words are enough to make men all over the world angry to death.
"Okay, it's all nonsense -" Yun Qingxia got back to the point: "Since you can't go through the front door, why not go to the side door? How can you fight in one place?"
Wang Luo held his head and said distressedly: "I have tried almost every method, let alone the door or the window. If there is a dog hole, I will drill it."
Yun Qingxia asked: "Is it true that everyone got drilled?"
Wang Luo raised his head, his face was wrinkled like a pitiful dog, his eyes rolled up and down: "You want to talk about that little girl? Of course I went to look for it, but the little girl was also completely indoctrinated by her master. Wang Luo is What a bastard, this girl doesn’t even pay attention to me.”
Yun Qingxia shook her head and said: "One of the characteristics of people is that they can only accept death if they see it with their own eyes... You have to use a knocking stone when knocking on the door."
Wang Luo said happily: "Do you have a stepping stone?"
Yun Qingxia was noncommittal.
Wang Luo held Yun Qingxia's collar and shook it repeatedly: "You have to help me, brother, you are the best brother in my life."
"...You told Jianlin Chenlong the same thing last time."
"Huh? Of course that's just a polite comment."
"Where's Wu Di from the underworld?"
"He...you know, he's always hitting people, and I can't beat him..."
"Hmm."
"Hey, Master Yun, you haven't returned the kick I kicked at the Zheng family's door yet."
Yun Qingxia finally nodded and said in a low voice: "You are stupid, you are looking for God. That girl Bai Qicai is full of flaws, you can't find them?"
"Can you stop being so pretentious?"
"Yushui Yun."
Wang Luo rounded his eyes and looked as if he suddenly realized something. He clapped his hands and gritted his teeth and said, "Oh, how could I forget this..."
But at this moment, Yun Qingxia said disdainfully.
"I guess I didn't forget...it was intentional. Why can't Tangtang arrest the gods? There are so many love-related murders in the world. Will Mr. Wang not consider this factor?"
Yun Qingxia looked like I've seen through you: "I'm afraid I just want to use someone's hand to get on You Chuiyun's line."
Wang Luo smiled obscenely, not at all like the graceful God-catcher.
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"But you clearly know You Chuiyun?" Yun Qingxia said puzzledly: "You are making things difficult for me with this unnecessary move."
"The affinity of a god-catcher is certainly not as good as that of your own uncle! It's much easier for you to go to Yu Chuiyun than for me to go to him - he also works much harder. As far as I know, You Chuiyun hasn't given any advice yet. Whatever his uncle has done, he is always kind to You Chuiyun."
Yun Qingxia chuckled and interrupted Wang Luo. He was stroking the Zhuge glazed pen in his sleeve - the body of this pen was green and clear, and the hair was as clean as white hair.
"Wang Luo, Wang Luo, do you know why you have so few friends? - After all, are you using it to solve cases or to deal with your friends?"
Yun Qingxia pointed out the reasons why Zhuishen had been wandering around the world for many years but had few real friends.
Unexpectedly, Wang Luo flicked his curly hair disapprovingly... "You just want to ask what's the difference between you and a criminal, right?"
Wang Luo looked nonchalant: "There is no difference, we are all human beings, we all have to think... There is a conspiracy in the mind, no, it is an idea... Don't they all show the same thing?
You say that I, Wang Luo, am scheming - but let me ask you, who in this world is not scheming? In order to be richer and more powerful... who doesn't count? Yun Qingxia, do you dare to say that you don't have any thoughts towards your teacher?
But do everyone say that they are honest with others and not hypocritical? You say that I, Wang Luo, have all my traps, but at least I, Wang Luo, dare to be a true villain and not a hypocrite.
Confucian sage, Confucian sage, after all you are only half a step into a Confucian sage... If you can't even see this clearly, you will never be able to take the remaining half step in your life. "
Yun Qingxia was silent for a long time, and finally smiled: "You are really ruthless. When you ask for help, I become a useless person who can't walk..."
Wang Luo is quite spacious, otherwise Yun Qingxia would have fallen out with him long ago: "I'm sorry, brother, it's a bit harsh, but you just understand."
"Hey, hey, hey." Yun Qingxia smiled and waved her hands: "Don't lie to me, I don't understand. If I understand, I will be as crazy and stupid as you."
"Okay, I'll rest assured that you can do the work!"
Wang Luo nodded.
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the next day.
Yun Qingxia made a special trip to Cunjin Peak... But none of the soldiers and commanders You Chuiyun was there, nor were the miscellaneous generals who were conferred by the imperial court... It turned out that she was practicing in the mountains, and she was able to perform a set of Taizu Changquan. Sample. Yun Qingxia said hello and asked everyone. It turned out that You Chuiyun went to Lan Yue Peak.
Yun Qingxia had heard a little bit about Lan Yue Peak, and after asking where it was, she stood up.
"Oops, I forgot to tell Lord Yun that the man from Lan Yue Peak can't go."
Mo Ai patted his forehead and frowned, "Will Master Yun be in trouble?"
Guo Huai gave his junior sister a shock: "Don't worry about things in vain, he is a high-ranking official in the imperial court."
"How big is it?"
"Bigger than Junior Brother Li's head..."
"Ah, it's so big... Then we really shouldn't worry about Master Yun - let's continue practicing."
The sound of fists sounded again on Cunjin Peak.
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On Mount Moon Peak, a rainbow light fell, in the center of the square... Yun Qingxia did not wear the conspicuous red dress today - but a simple feather fan and silk scarf.
He tidied up his clothes. After all, he was visiting a strange place. Although he was a high-ranking official of the imperial court, there was no pomp and circumstance, and it felt more like a "private visit incognito".
Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger - even if you are embarrassed to say that you like it, it is at least a comfortable feeling. Yun Qingxia feels that Wang Luo is right on one point, why should she be hypocritical and not admit it?
So he appeared on the street as a scribe. Although he was not eye-catching, if you look closely, he looked like a very elegant scholar.
And as a
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Literati... are welcome everywhere in Daxia, at least they are treated with courtesy.
Yun Qingxia thought it would be the same this time.
But he was wrong.
This time.
Because when he raised his eyes, he thought he had seen it wrong... "Why, are they all little girls?"
At this time, he happened to pull out his signature folding fan... and wrote four characters on it - Like a Spring Breeze.
Four big words on the back - Be careful in your words and deeds.
However, this senior official of the imperial court who had been calm for thousands of years... finally lost his composure at this moment. Any normal male would not know what to do if he was suddenly surrounded by hundreds or even thousands of women.
"I……"
"What am I!" The charming woman named Sister Fang in Lanyue Peak raised her eyebrows: "You look like a big boss, and you look like a gentleman, but you actually dare to break into our Nantianmen in broad daylight. You have no shame in this place where women stay!”
Sister Fang is charming to the core, but when she is fierce, she has her arms akimbo and is rocking her plump figure. She is like a shrew, making even the dignified Confucian semi-sage Yun Qingxia unable to get in the conversation at all.
"This girl..."
"Who is the girl!" Sister Fang straightened up her proud curves: "She is a mature woman!"
Sister Fang shouted loudly: "Open the barrier, don't let him escape! Let's keep him for us to sweep the streets for a month!"
Yun Qingxia looked up and saw that the mountain protection ban on Lanyue Peak was being closed.
He saw all the women rushing towards him with their teeth and claws open... He shook his head and sighed: "This is unreasonable."
In an instant, Zhuge's glazed pen and paper flew out of his sleeves. At this moment, time and space seemed to be forbidden, and only Yun Qingxia could move normally.
He picked up a pen and wrote on the paper: Pretending to be a woman, don't pay attention to me.
After writing the eight characters, Yun Qingxia posted the paper in front of her... Then time and space were liberated, and the women from Lan Yue Peak rushed over with their teeth and claws open, but as far as the eye could see, they were all women, and there was no trace of stinky men anywhere.
Sister Fang's pupils shrank, she was confused for a moment, and then suddenly shouted: "The stinky man must have used some kind of magic! He's mixed in with us, everyone, be careful!"
Suddenly, there was an ouch sound from the corner.
One woman hugged her breasts, while the other woman saw everyone looking at her and explained: "You will know if it is true or false if you touch it."
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Yun Qingxia, who was mingling among the crowd, was startled, and then she saw these crazy girls grabbing each other, and there were sounds of ouch and ouch everywhere.
And he relied on his body skills to escape the crisis several times - but that charming girl was not a fuel-efficient lamp. She pointed at herself among the thousands of flowers, not even a leaf touching her body, and shouted: "It's her! She doesn't dare to Do it! You can’t see her face clearly yet!”
Yun Qingxia was really convinced. It was a pity that this woman would not be able to reach the realm of transformation into gods in this life... So he quickly turned into a breeze and flew to the top of Moon-Watching Peak.
You Chuiyun suddenly opened his eyes, surprised that there seemed to be some disturbance halfway up the mountain... But in the blink of an eye, a woman actually appeared next to him——
"Wow, I didn't notice it at all! Girl, who are you?" You Chuiyun was still surprised that he couldn't see the other person's face at such a close distance.
"This girl is... no, I am Yun Qingxia." Yun Qingxia then took off the paper with writing on her body.
"Huh? Uncle?"
You Chuiyun was shocked... The woman turned into Yun Qingxia, which was too scary.
"Uncle, why are you here? Why do you dress like a woman?"
Yun Qingxia sighed and put on a face that was familiar to You Chuiyun. You Chuiyun suddenly woke up and said: "Ah, uncle, did you come up without notification?"
Yun Qingxia laughed a few times, patted You Chuiyun on the shoulder and changed the subject: "What are you doing."
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