"No, uncle Chou, Brother You's cooking is very delicious. We cultivators should indeed go away from grain slowly, but as soon as Brother You cooks, we can't bear it anymore."
Mo Ai explained.
Bai Qicai Alpine Li Ziyi and Guo Huai deeply agree.
Chou Newton paused: "Girl, my surname is not Chou... Chou Ox is the zodiac sign, do you understand?"
Mo Ai stuck out her tongue playfully.
Chou Niu, an elder, has been staying with them at Cunjin Peak for a long time. He always has free time. Although he says that the Jianlin Kung Fu is not to be taught to outsiders, in fact sometimes he can't see it when watching Gaoshan and the others practicing swords. With just a few tips, a few wild kids from small sects can make tremendous progress.
Although they only gave random advice on two or three moves, they were very grateful to Chou Niu and Wu Ma.
This gratitude is reflected in their attitude. They are respectful to Wu Ma and Chou Niu, and take their words as a guideline.
Although Wu Ma's attitude is not obvious, Chou Niu has no prejudice against this group of children, and does not say that they are fundamentally different. They just teach and teach them occasionally. The famous peak leader Yu Chuiyun is not here, he It is the acting peak master who manages the place. He is a mysophobic person and cannot tolerate clutter.
"You Chuiyun, this kid, it seems that this trip has been a blessing..." Chou Niu felt that since eating, it must be satisfying, so he grabbed another piece of pork chop in his hand, and this time he gnawed it happily. .
Bai Qicai picked up a bunch of grilled chicken wings from the bonfire and handed it to Mo Ai beside him. Mo Ai was stunned for a moment and did not dare to take it.
"Eat, these are some fat spiritual chickens from Beast Peak that I secretly killed. Eating them is good for your health, especially for a qi-training girl like you."
Bai Qicai said softly.
"Senior Sister...Senior Sister Bai...aren't you...the captain of the law enforcement team..."
Bai Qicai stopped chewing.
"Ah hahaha." Gao Shan suddenly interrupted: "Junior sister, if I ask you to continue, you can continue. That is Senior Sister Bai's kindness."
"Oh. Thank you, Senior Sister Bai."
Bai Qicai was generous and composed among this group of unfamiliar people. This must be the talent of coming from a famous family.
"Miss Bai, your breath is long - I see that you only take one breath every hour. At your age, you are indeed unique."
At this time, Wu Ma was roasting a whole chicken with both hands, but he still looked elegant, as if he was holding not a roast chicken, but two collections of classics and history.
Bai Qicai smiled calmly, not showing any pride at all. She said in a neither humble nor condescending manner: "Senior, please don't call me that. I, the junior, cannot afford to be called a eldest lady. She was just lucky enough to be reincarnated back then."
Wu Ma nodded slightly, not sure about Bai Qicai's words, but not denying them either.
"You are very good. This is how you should be as a human being. Understand yourself and the world clearly..."
“Senior’s words should be remembered by this junior.”
Wu Ma suddenly sneered and sighed: "What are you doing? I'm not speaking for the sake of preaching, just chatting... I'm born to be so serious about words, don't be formal, after all, we are all guests. , and the master is still there——.”
Wu Ma said that this was not in line with what he said as an expert in the realm of gods: "Talk about the world and talk nonsense."
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed, it was quite interesting for Wu Ma to let go of his airs.
——
"...It turns out that there is a mermaid in that pool!...It is also a mermaid, that is, the upper body is a plump woman, and the lower body is a fish tail. Tsk tsk tsk, I...Shan Chun's eyes are straight, I see He was possessed, even if he poked his butt he didn’t react.”
"Hahahaha, Master You, there really are mermaids in this world."
"Of course. I saw it with my own eyes. How can it be false?"
"But why, why are there mermaids in the sewers? And what's going on with the golden house."
"You fools, you only know how to pick up sheep excrement eggs... I tell you, you must listen carefully. Have you heard of the words "Golden House Hidden Beauty"? This is it, it involves the private affairs of a god. son"
You Chuiyun told the story so vividly that a group of officers and soldiers drank and forgot...
Finally, after telling the whole story, You Chuiyun naturally selectively hid part of it, but it was still ups and downs, with climaxes one after another, and the effect was better than that of Goulan opera!
After listening to the story, in the midst of the excitement, You Chuiyun performed another set of famous boxing techniques, and even brought a few veterans up to compete and learn from each other. Those veterans were already Transcendent realm warriors, but none of them were from You Chuiyun. The opponent, as soon as he clicked, got off the stage.
The eyes were over, and the cattle and sheep roasted on the bonfire were also cooked. After Liu Dekua gave an order, the officers and soldiers happily shared the food, gobbling it up, and the smell was everywhere.
This roasted beef and mutton is particularly fragrant. It turns out to be You Chuiyun's unique secret barbecue, so it has an outstanding taste.
For a time, the entire camp was eating meat and drinking wine.
Maybe Zhang Quandan was drunk and daring. When he asked You Chuiyun about what happened in the Yinxiao Sect back then, everyone's expressions changed. Is that a good thing about You Chuiyun's past? Can you mention it?
Even Zhang Quanyou's expression changed, and he staggered around Zhang Quandan like a drunken man, trying to beat him up, but the damn kid kept asking questions.
It seemed like he was really drunk.
You Chuiyun's expression did change a bit, but people couldn't tell whether it was the reflection of the fire or the serious look on You Chuiyun's face.
It was quiet for a while, except for Zhang Quandan's drunken mumbling, the only sound that could be heard was the crackling and burning sound of the bonfire.
"Our Yinxiao Sect was competing with the demons back then... We had occasional frictions for thousands of years, but in fact, we lived in peace most of the time... It's not like everyone thinks, you hate me to death, and I hate you to death. .”
You Chuiyun was silent for a while, and then actually told everyone the story of the Yinxiao Sect.
"Actually, whether we can fight or not depends on whether the Demon Clan has suffered another natural disaster... The land there is barren. Most of the Demon Clan people make a living by grazing, and a small number of them have fertile farmland... But the Demon Clan That damn place was prone to volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, snowstorms, droughts and floods, as well as the terrifying tide of beasts, so the only cultivated land, cattle and sheep, was affected, and the people of the Bull Demon Tribe had no food to survive.
In order to eat and survive, demons come to the border from time to time and plunder our human towns. "
Few people here know what You Chuiyun told. Everyone is listening intently to these past events about humans and demons that they have never known.
Even Bai Qicai stopped eating and listened carefully. Wu Ma was the only one who kept flipping the roast chicken in his hands. His technique was so good that the chicken had already begun to leak oil.
"Before the war between humans and demons began, there was a period of calm - maybe that was the prelude to the so-called storm... The demon king unexpectedly sent tens of thousands of cattle and sheep to express his friendship and returned them to the palace. That person gave him a gift to express his friendship with the devil. I guess this means that if you want to be an enemy, you must first paralyze the other person.
But during that time, humans and demons opened their borders to each other, and people traded with each other. The pots and pans we have here are rare items over there! I can replace it with a fat, fat sheep. "
"Ah? Can pots and pans be exchanged for sheep?"
Zhang Quandan shouted in disbelief: "How is it possible? If things were like this, who would still fight! Let's all go and change the sheep. There will be endless roasted whole sheep to eat every day!"
"Yes, yes, the demons are so stupid. They exchange pots and pans for their cattle and sheep! Why should we be soldiers? No wonder they say businessmen make money, so we also go into business and bring over all the demons' cattle and sheep! "
Someone chimed in.
"Don't believe it!"
You Chuiyun said loudly, and then patted his body on the fourth-grade immortal official crane uniform that was specially issued today.
"Our Central Plains, Great Xia, has a vast land, rich products, outstanding people, and everything! Look at the fourth-grade official uniform I am wearing. It has superb skills. Although it is not a precious weaving method, in the Demon Clan, it is even worn by the Demon King. Not on!"
"Really? Not even the Demon King can wear it?"
"Of course it's an exaggeration - only the royal family and nobles over there can afford to wear the ordinary fabrics here. A piece of fine Jiangnan silk here can even be exchanged for a few dollars with them. Ten taels of silver."
You Chuiyun's description made the officers and soldiers stunned.
"The people over there are poorly fed and poorly clothed, and sometimes they can't survive. Look at our neighbors here, who have plenty of food and clothing. Of course they are jealous. This is why their demons often come to rob our border people."
"But - Mr. You, you also said that we can give him food in exchange. We can't push them into a hurry. It's not good for anyone to start a war like this."
"Well -" You Chuiyun said: "You have hit the point. Think about it, we can exchange pots and pans for cattle and sheep, and silk can be exchanged for so much silver...
Then where did their demon tribe get so much money from cattle and sheep? Didn’t we easily exchange all the savings of the people of the demon tribe opposite us?"
"Ah, I understand. The demons have always suffered losses when doing business with us humans."
"Yes - with such a loss in business, the lives of the demon people are still getting more and more difficult. They can no longer survive, so they have to start turning into bandits again to rob our people."
"So, is it our fault? Is this because we are too strict? I remember there is an idiom called... called..."
"Dry the lake to fish."
"Yes, yes, the cultivated land needs to be allowed to recover for a few years, otherwise we won't be able to grow good crops. That's why."
The truth behind this sentence made the officers and soldiers here fall into deep thought.
You Chuiyun gave the soldier a thumbs up: "This little brother is indeed very wise.
However, that's not how things are calculated. Do you think you have to rob others if you don't have it? What nonsense is this? "
You Chuiyun's words changed and seemed to turn into a sharp sword blade, shining with a cold light.
"If you don't strengthen your body, don't cultivate yourself, but think about the food that others have worked so hard to grow... Even though you have a vast ocean, you don't vigorously develop fisheries. Everyone knows what Sima Zhao is thinking!" Just want to invade the existing land of the human race!"
