"Senior Liar Tongtian, tell me, what is this kid's background? What kind of cultivation level is he? With your profound master skills, you will definitely be able to expose this kid's disguise."
There were still people in the crowd who had the courage to ask such a cautious question.
The dog head that deceived Tongtian stretched out its red tongue and licked its lips, it was really vivid.
His dog eyes stared at the scene in the hall.
No words were spoken.
"senior?"
The man shouted respectfully again.
"I don't know if I don't speak!" Lie Tongtian clicked his tongue impatiently: "Why are young people today so ignorant? Woof!"
At the end of his talk, he even barked out of habit.
The young immortal who was scolded by the barking dog stuck out his tongue and did not dare to speak.
Although Lie Tongtian is notorious and famous, he is also famous in the world for speaking with a true nature. He never puts on the airs of his predecessors, but he can put on airs——
He has an upright personality and doesn't like to hide things, but that doesn't mean he won't lie, but everyone still believes what he says.
Yes means yes, no means no - it's the same as ever after deceiving Tongtian for many years.
This is written in time and history books, so the attitude of the immortals towards him is rather ambiguous, which is called both love and hate.
For example, the immortal who was forcibly captured by him and married to the daughter-in-law of a pig spirit, he hated to deceive Tongtian and ruin his immortal path, and he also loved to deceive Tongtian into kidnapping him, because his wife was really virtuous, and he was really Love her very much.
It has nothing to do with the pig spirit, this is true love.
——
Everyone heard that even the grand master who deceived Tongtian could not break through the disguise of You Chuiyun. They only asked what the origin of You Chuiyun was? Could it be the reincarnation of some great power? Yes, this is what kind of Buddhist identity is worthy of him, Ran Denggu Buddha’s golden bowl.
This inference is completely reasonable.
"Hurry up and check if any great power in the West has reincarnated -"
All the forces in the Immortal Palace decided to take a closer look at this late-stage talent. It seems that he is very likely to be a powerful figure in the future.
However, You Chuiyun, who was still messing around with the old monks in the Immortal Palace, didn't have the consciousness of a big boss.
He had no idea that a group of immortals were like frightened birds, and suspected that worry was a common symptom among them...especially those immortals who ascended from the lower world, each one was so scheming and suspicious that even the imperial doctor said he had it. That serious illness.
You Chuiyun and White Elephant Bodhisattva looked at each other, refusing to give in. They didn't even think of the other person as a big boss who could destroy the world, but they didn't know that just a blow from the other person could make him disappear into ashes.
You Chuiyun didn’t think so, but what did White Elephant Bodhisattva think? He thought to himself, old monk, I am a powerful Buddhist. I can kill you with just my breath, but you have such a tough attitude. I think there is an expert guiding you behind your back. , it can't be said that it is another perverted chess piece of the god.
Hey, it’s true that a strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake, I don’t have the same experience as you! When it comes to the skill of swallowing one's anger, who in the Three Realms can be better than us practitioners who eat fast and chant Buddha's name?
White Elephant Bodhisattva swallowed his temper abruptly. He decided not to be as knowledgeable as this kid. If he had to teach everyone who slandered Buddhism, he would die from exhaustion.
The best way to change people's prejudices is with time.
When there are Buddhists everywhere in the world for ten thousand years, you will know what it means that everyone is a Buddha.
"Since the donor has no evidence to prove that he owns the golden bowl, then forgive the poor monk for being rude."
You Chuiyun stretched out his hand directly in front of him.
"But you still can't prove that this golden bowl belongs to you, so you are committing robbery."
White Elephant Bodhisattva was expressionless this time: "Little donor, there are many things in this world that don't need to be proven. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. The day is bright and the night is dark... The ebb and flow are all laws. Just like no one in this world asks Is Tathagata a Buddha?
The answer lies within your own heart. "
"Oh, you have learned the art of sophistry very well, but what if I can make the sun rise in the west?
Let me ask if Tathagata is a Buddha?"
"Little donor, I have to say this - your courage is indeed almost overwhelming."
"No more nonsense, do you dare to give me a try?"
White Elephant Bodhisattva's brows moved slightly: "How to give it a try?"
"Call it and see if it answers."
"Call it?"
"right."
The White Elephant Bodhisattva called out to the golden bowl: "Namo Amitabha..."
The golden bowl did not move.
"please."
White Elephant Bodhisattva stretched out the golden bowl in front of You Chuiyun.
You Chuiyun realized that he could move forward, so he turned his head and took a closer look at the young but kind-hearted Bodhisattva. His earlobes were not as long as he thought.
Then he focused on the golden bowl and said silently in his heart: Little Bobo, little Bobo, you can't betray me at this time. You originally abandoned the dark and turned to the light, but don't look at the other person who is tall and handsome and hides his pearls. I'm pregnant.
"Tell them who your father is!"
Yu Chuiyun shouted.
The golden bowl did not move.
Everyone:......
You Chuiyun was a little embarrassed: "Brother, I was wrong, please answer me."
The golden bowl still didn't move.
"I beg you."
At this time,
Only then did the golden bowl slowly glow.
"Haha, did you see...I am Jinbo's..."
Before You Chuiyun finished speaking, he found that the White Elephant Bodhisattva had moved, but seemed not to move. For some reason, he suddenly pressed his shoulder and held his wrist tightly with his other hand.
"White Elephant Bodhisattva, what are you doing!"
Before You Chuiyun came back to his senses, he found that the fat man with the fat body was already holding the hand of White Elephant Bodhisattva holding You Chuiyun, while You Chuiyun's other shoulder was covered by The god held it down.
Finally, You Chuiyun felt two huge forces pulling him, one on the left and one on the right. He jumped in pain and shouted: "Ouch, ouch, it hurts! Let me go, what are you two doing?" "
The god held half of Yu Chuiyun's body and did not let go because of his screams of pain.
"White Elephant Bodhisattva, you hurt him."
It was the first time that White Elephant Bodhisattva fought against the deity. His hand held by the deity was actually numb. Even with his indestructible body, he could hear the sound of his wrist bones breaking.
The already distant pain came from his wrist, but White Elephant Bodhisattva was actually calm on the surface even though he was frightened.
"Your Majesty God...this man is my disciple of Buddhism. I must take him back to Daleiyin Temple to meet the Tathagata."
The expression of the deity remained unchanged, as if he was evenly matched with the White Elephant Bodhisattva.
"He is mine, how can he be a disciple of the Tathagata?"
Look, look, all nine tails of this old fox are about to leak out. It turns out that You Chuiyun, who shows up halfway, is his trump card against Buddhism.
A Yuankong Zenzi, a Yuchuiyun Buddhazi, this old guy is so fond of playing counterintuitive schemes? Not to mention whether the effect is good or not, at least it will give a huge blow to the enemy's heart.
The White Elephant Bodhisattva wanted to pull out the hand held by the deity, but his physical strength, which was not weaker than that of Vajra, refused to move at all.
"Your Majesty... we must have this person... please don't embarrass us -"
The Divine Lord narrowed his eyes. He really thought he was the Lord of the Immortal Palace. Is the Eternal Supreme Lord just an empty show?
"You know Bai Xiang - even Tathagata wouldn't dare to say two words to me."
With a chill in his breath, the White Elephant Bodhisattva seemed to have immediately seen the cold winter with thousands of miles of frost and snow. A coldness spread throughout his body like a knife. He almost trembled, but fortunately he silently recited the scriptures in his heart to resist, so he did not show it. Ugly look.
The god was still smiling, but the beaten white elephant realized that he was not in the Western Heaven, but in the Immortal Palace - this old and mysterious and powerful supreme place in the universe since ancient times.
Looking back on what I just said, it was indeed too strong.
But the words had already been spoken, and if he gave in, he would definitely discredit the Buddhist sect, so he had to add: "Your Majesty, it is not impossible to discuss. We Buddhists will not engage in the business of buying and selling by force, and we hope that Your Majesty can speak the truth. Please provide convenience to our Buddhist sect. If Your Majesty has any need in the future, the Buddhist sect will definitely be obliged to do so."
The deity loosened his grip on White Elephant Bodhisattva's hand. Although White Elephant Bodhisattva's expression remained unchanged, people could subtly feel that White Elephant Bodhisattva seemed relieved.
The deity chuckled: "No, no, no, your Buddhist sect has not been established for a long time, and you must not have the energy to meddle in these nosy matters..." His words are a disguised way of pointing out that the Buddhist sect's qualifications are relatively low, and what we in the Immortal Palace do If you can't do it, you Buddhists can't do it, so what can you do to help? "Oh, you said it's the same for you. Why are you so anxious? Just let me explain it clearly and everyone can hear it clearly... Isn't this You Chuiyun? Let him go, he is the son-in-law I gave to my daughter Xiao Xiaoding.
If I let my son-in-law become a monk, how do you want me to explain it to Xiaoxiao? Did my dignified god tell him that I handed him over to Buddhism to become a monk who severs all emotions and six desires?"
Princess Zhaoyang in the side hall next door suddenly coughed uncomfortably, with a strange expression on her face.
"Amitabha, Your Majesty, our Buddhism does not mean to cut off the seven emotions and six desires, but to control..."
The White Elephant Bodhisattva first explained, and then said: "Your Highness, can't you choose another virtuous son-in-law? There are countless outstanding young people in the Immortal Palace, so choosing another one is just..."
The god's eyes bulged, like a fat, fat rooster.
"You great monks...why are you so stupid in chanting sutras?"
For the first time, he began to abandon his superior demeanor and directly vented all his dislike: "Men love women, you love me and I love you, so we are together, do you understand, you great monk? Do you think you are looking for the other half?" It’s easy. Do you know how much effort I put into deceiving the Queen of Heaven? Wasn’t it because I chased her down? When I was still in the stage of becoming a god, I was chased away by my father-in-law’s dog thousands of times..."
Yaochi is a hundred miles away.
The queen is playing chess with her father.
Just as the god's father-in-law was about to make a move, his face suddenly changed and his body tilted. The majestic god just couldn't hold the small chess piece.
The Queen of Heaven suppressed a smile on her face. Her father's chess piece fell where it shouldn't have landed, and she sealed her eyes and died.
"Hey, this brat still holds a grudge. If he doesn't do it, I can be unlucky even if I'm eight hundred miles away from him."
The father-in-law stood up cursing, with an unlucky look on his face.
