"Mermaid in the Sewer!"
You Chuiyun exclaimed, revealing the identity of the other party in one sentence.
Shan Chun also suddenly remembered the disgusting legend that was so popular among the people... A god was promiscuous by nature and had very bad habits. He often enters the mortal world privately and interacts with various races, but as if punished by God, he cannot give birth to an heir.
One day this god came to the South China Sea, where there were sharks. There is a record in "Sou Shen Ji": "There are sharks outside the South China Sea. They live in the water like fish and never stop weaving. When their eyes weep, they can produce pearls."
This god came here because of her reputation. As soon as he arrived, he fell in love with the Mermaid Queen and forcibly abducted her and hid her in the Immortal Palace.
Although the deity is averse to rules, he is still very supportive of the implementation of heaven's rules. One of them is that only gods with immortal books are allowed to live in the fairy palace, and they are not allowed to hide mortal objects in the lower world. Violators will be severely punished.
This god hid the Mermaid Queen's behavior. The god somehow knew about it, so he sent someone to summon this god, and shunned everyone in the hall. How did he beat which god? It is left to future generations to guess.
However, after the god came back, he lost his temper, thinking that the Queen of Mermaids had brought him trouble and that it was the Queen of Mermaids who had seduced him, which ultimately made the god unhappy.
What is ironic is that in anger, this god actually suppressed the Mermaid Queen and threw her into the toilet and flushed her down. In this way, she suppressed the Mermaid Queen in the sewers of the Immortal Palace.
This last sentence was deduced in Shan Chun's mind in an instant.
Thinking of this, Shan Chun felt that the Mermaid Queen was a bit pitiful, but he had always been quite hard-hearted, and he would immediately reorganize his mentality and fight against the enemy after expressing his feelings.
When dealing with enemies, he doesn't care whether they are pitiful or not. As long as they are blocking the way, he will defeat them all.
The mermaid in the sewer turned over in the cesspit-like pool, and her fish-bone tail stirred up several large splashes.
Of course, Shan Chun felt disgusted and immediately formed an ice wall to block the attack of feces and water.
But I saw that the excrement water washed up on my ice wall, leaving behind many worms that were still twisting.
"Wow ah ah ah ah -"
Unexpectedly, there was another scream from behind.
That shameless corpse turned out to be alive.
Fresh blood flowed from her orifices again, and she wanted to sneak up on Shan Chun's back with all her teeth and claws.
Damn, I didn’t expect it to be a double attack.
Shan Chun cursed angrily, but it was too late to stop him.
But when the shameless beauty whimpered, it turned out that her long hair was grabbed by You Chuiyun.
You Chuiyun desperately grabbed her hair and shouted: "Look at what I do, look at her, look in front!"
Only then did Shan Chun realize that he had been tricked.
At this time, a big hole was broken in the center of his ice wall, and the fish bone tail suddenly stabbed in, like tree roots.
Finished.
Shan Chun's chest was violently punched, and his whole body flew out as if hit by a mountain and hit the wall covered with blue and white porcelain tiles, which instantly shattered the entire porcelain tiles on the wall.
Fortunately, the horned fairy's carapace on the chest was hard enough, even diamonds were no match, so the fish tail bone spines were not pierced.
Presumably her fish tail was also broken a lot.
Shan Chun coughed several times and fell to the ground with a pale face.
But what really disgusted him was that all the excrement from the fish tail was sprinkled on his body, including his face. If he hadn't shut his mouth quickly, he might have had his mouth full.
The mermaid didn't give up, her huge tail was like a big shovel, and she whipped up many water arrows and shot them out.
Shan Chun's body was as light as a flying swallow, moving around and turning into a real white phoenix, just escaping attacks every time he brushed his body.
Just kidding, how could I let feces and water get on me.
That's all for sewers, feces and water are absolutely impossible. Even if Shan Chun risked his life, he couldn't let any feces and water get on his body.
Therefore, there is a saying that Shan Chun has been in the cesspool without touching himself at all.
Shan Chun had such a thrilling journey, seemingly elegant but actually tired and panicked, and rushed to You Chuiyun's side.
You Chuiyun was having sex with the shameless plump woman. If he didn't look at the beauty's face, he would still find it quite charming.
"What are you doing here! I can do it!"
You Chuiyun shouted: "Don't come over here..."
Shan Chun slid over lightly and just happened to hide behind You Chuiyun.
The yellow excrement hit his face with a splash, and the shameless woman was kicked by Shan Chun and flew into the air to serve as a few water arrows for them.
You Chuiyun was very annoyed. Before he could say anything, Shan Chun kicked him out again to face the Mermaid Queen.
"You go deal with her, and I'll deal with this shameless ghost."
After Shan Chun finished speaking, he knocked over the big bed and used it as a shield to fight with the faceless beauty from behind.
You Chuiyun, who was kicked to the stage by Shan Chun, couldn't laugh or cry, and scolded Shan Chun eighty times.
The Mermaid Queen saw that he was not moving, and she actually didn't move either. The only thing left on her face was trembling slightly, as if she was showing a creepy smile.
You Chuiyun also smiled awkwardly: "Hello."
The mermaid queen was floating in the yellow water, with a corner of her tail exposed, and the bones on it creaked like hands to greet You Chuiyun.
"You...it's him...it's him..."
You Chuiyun was stunned: "I am him? Who am I?"
"You are...it's him...it's him..."
You Chuiyun's heart skipped a beat, did she think I was that heartless god? She wouldn't ask me to stay with her for the rest of her life.
Looking at the pond full of maggots.
You Chuiyun shuddered.
"It's not him, I'm not him. You admit your mistake, hahaha. You admit your mistake, I'm just a nobody, a mortal. Do you know that a mortal can be crushed to death as easily as an ant?"
You Chuiyun said haha.
"no no!"
"You're not... you're not... him... where did he go... he said he would save me... him, you are! You're not!"
The queen's originally weirdly smiling face suddenly became hideous, and the only visible part of her body became chilling.
The mermaid screamed and suddenly jumped onto the shore, with her huge skeleton tail exposed to the air.
At this time, Shan Chun seemed to have dealt with the faceless woman and opened the door.
A cold wind blew through the gate, which looked like a cave. Looking down, it was deep and cold.
Shan Chun was stimulated by the cold wind and felt a little stiff for a moment. He thought that this place didn't look like an exit, but at least it was not a sewer full of dirty water.
I don't know where this cave leads.
"Yushui Yun! Let's go!"
After Shan Chun pushed the door open, he did not leave in a hurry, but looked back at You Chuiyun.
I saw You Chuiyun standing there blankly.
"Yushui Yun, what are you doing standing still! Are you crazy?"
Shan Chun roared at the top of his lungs for the first time, because he had already seen the mermaid queen's bone spurs shooting towards You Chuiyun.
But You Chuiyun seemed to have no time to escape.
brush brush brush
Three huge bone spurs nailed You Chuiyun to the ground just like the Shan Chun Nail Monster Fish before.
You Chuiyun looked up to the sky and spurted out blood, but the three bone spurs were nailed to his thigh, abdomen, and chest.
You Chuiyun kicked his legs as if he was about to die. He stretched out his hand as if to catch Shan Chun.
His mouth was bleeding but he kept muttering: "Go...leave me alone...leave me alone..."
Although Shan Chun has been aloof since he was a child, is not friendly to others at all, and thinks he is superior, he has rarely seen such a bloody ending.
"You do not……"
Shan Chun didn't know what to say, so he subconsciously said something stupid like "It's okay."
It's so stupid.
He thought so that he would never say stupid things or do stupid things.
Why do I lose all my strength? It's because of the invincible little strong person I have ridiculed since childhood.
He died in front of him.
Could it be that the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad, bah bah bah, stupid.
Shan Chun was a little confused.
He watched You Chuiyun vomit blood, and watched You Chuiyun gradually lose all vitality.
Watch him yell the last sentence: "Let's go! Let's go quickly!"
Then he lowered his head, forever.
Shan Chun was stunned by his last roar... He didn't know what expression he wore when he went out.
He had no idea at all, he just turned around mechanically and was about to jump down into the deep cave amidst You Chuiyun's roar.
"sorry……"
It was the first time in his life that such an idea came to his mind.
Then he will jump down.
Everything seemed to be quiet in his ears, and Shan Chun heard the thumping sound of his heart.
The sound of blood rushing.
This jump seems to bring a sense of relief, a sense of reaching the other shore.
But Shan Chun discovered that someone was waiting for him on the other side...
He was kicked back by someone on the shore.
You Chuiyun stood at the door and kicked Shan Chun back who jumped down.
Then You Chuiyun suddenly appeared and quickly closed the door and locked it.
Puff puff... There was a banging sound from the door, as if something was beating crazily behind the door.
You Chuiyun, who suddenly jumped out, desperately resisted the door.
Shan Chun was half lying on the ground, raising half of his body stupidly, looking at You Chuiyun who jumped up from the hole.
Then the heartbroken Shan Chun looked back at the dead You Chuiyun.
That Yu Chuiyun was still nailed there, half-lying, dead and lifeless.
Then Shan Chun continued to look back and appeared at the door, kicked him back from the door.
This kick made him immediately doubt his life.
"you--"
You Chuiyun gasped for breath, his chest kept rising and falling, as if he had experienced a thrilling game.
At this time, he also noticed the strange atmosphere and Shan Chun's unkind eyes.
He looked up again and saw himself completely dead.
"Um?"
You Chuiyun made a sound.
Shan Chun nodded slowly and said, "Yes."
"I'm dead? How?"
You Chuiyun asked in surprise.
Shan Chun climbed up calmly and stayed away from this seemingly dangerous person.
"As you can see, you died miserably."
