Chapter 2: Entering a female dormitory by mistake

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It is said that the two of them walked out side by side, which attracted many people's attention, and some gossips also fell into the ears of the two of them. What about the return of Qitian, Yinxiao Young Master's back straightened; what a bullshit Young Master, a fox pretends to be a tiger, and it is embarrassing and so on. Qi Tian carried the stick and scolded directly at first. Then he wanted to wave the stick to threaten people, but was held tightly by You Chuiyun who said nothing.

"Brother, in the past few years since I've been away, have these young people pushed themselves too far?" Qi Tian asked through gritted teeth, still glaring fiercely at passers-by, causing some timid disciples to almost walk unsteadily.

He thought to himself, why is this bully so arrogant? He is even more arrogant than Shan Shaozong.

"There is no other way. At any rate, we occupy a peak and do not seek political power in our position... we occupy a latrine and do not shit. You should know this truth. It is impossible not to be scolded, not to mention that I don't practice cultivation. "

The two just walked side by side.

Qi Tian said: "Come on, brother, the bald hilltop of Cunjin Peak has so thin spiritual energy! Wait, Cunjin Peak will not be without the resource quota allocated to each peak every year, right? No wonder, Brother, you’ve already eaten in the cafeteria! It’s too much, I’ll go find the headmaster to comment.”

You Chuiyun held his hand and never let go.

"Hey, hey, what's the point? Forget it, the headmaster probably doesn't know anything about it. I'm alone on Cunjin Peak, and I don't practice, so what resources do I need? What use are spiritual stones and elixirs to me? Why not? It’s worth reading more books.”

"Brother, tell the truth. Did some brats divide them and keep them for themselves? Come on, I'll take you to chop them up."

"Okay, stop making trouble. You are good to me, and I know that I don't care about those external things, so you should be more open-minded. But you, how many skills have you learned in the past few years? By the way, you Is it really the top 100 on the Dragon List?"

You Chuiyun stepped forward, two steps away from Qitian, and looked up and down seriously at his much grown-up brother.

Qi Tian opened his hands and straightened his chest. Brother Ren looked at him, with an unstoppable pride on his face.

"It's beautiful, chain-locked golden armor. It's a gift from a big family. After ranking 100th on the Dragon Ranking, many people came to fawn over me. I gave you something you really can't imagine. Once I'm on the Dragon Ranking, we won't have to do what we used to do before." We are living a hard life, just find any family to be your guest, the resources will be huge."

"Hey, you're really promising." You Chuiyun said with a smile, and you could feel his relief in his words, "You have to endure so much hardship, it's not that easy to get the top 100 on the Dragon Ranking."

"It's hard work. It doesn't count as hard work. When I was killing monsters at the border again, I got separated from the large army and almost died. Speaking of the hundred on the dragon list, brother, actually, it was that old monk He fought with me, saying that he was enlightened, and said, "All Tathagata, raw egg liquid, are all pure." If he didn't fight with me, he gave up. You think it's strange or not? I guess that old monk The strength is much deeper than what I saw. Do you think these bald donkeys have gone crazy by chanting sutras?"

Qi Tian said it lightly.

You Chuiyun couldn't help laughing and said: "Shu Zi, you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. It is the true saying of Buddhism: All Tathagata, body and mind, are all pure. What about egg liquid, you heard it wrong."

"What do you mean?"

"It's not Tao, it's not Tao. Your understanding is too high, and I'm afraid these words will disturb your state of mind."

"Hey, what's my state of mind? Brother, you're showing off your knowledge again. Tsk, don't tell me if you don't want to."

Before they knew it, the two brothers were walking and chatting incessantly, and they had reached the foot of the mountain.

Ding ding ding, the public roc flapped its wings more than ten feet long and landed in front of it.

"Hurry up and get on, this is the last one, there's no more behind it." The person driving the bird shouted from above.

"Brother, you go back first, I have something else to do." Qi Tian suddenly said.

"Ah? What's going on?" You Chuiyun frowned and asked, "Where are you going when you just come back? Could it be that you -"

"Oh brother, please don't worry about it. I'm leaving first and slipping away. I may not come back tonight."

"Hey, kid, don't run away."

As he said that, Qi Tian's figure just flashed, and a burst of dust was raised on the spot. You Chuiyun coughed a few times, and he disappeared.

"You brat." You Chuiyun laughed and scolded, "It's your brother's birthday today."

After Qi Tian grew up and became capable, You Chuiyun was unable to do anything with him.

Fortunately, this boy is both rough and thin, and he has become much calmer over the past few years. I think he must have made a lot of progress if he can fight at the border and return safely.

It's not easy to act like an elder brother like a father. You Chuiyun frowned and thought a lot.

Dapeng climbed up to Huicunjin Peak, and fell asleep in a daze while enjoying the warm wind.

I don’t know how long it took before You Chuiyun was woken up by someone.

"Hey, brother, wake up, why are you still here? This is the last stop, we're about to leave."

"Ah?" You Chuiyun rubbed his eyes and took a closer look. There was no trace of a golden peak here. The woods were lush and towering into the clouds, and the faint light of the fairy palace could be seen.

"Where is this, brother, I seem to be in the wrong place."

"Lan Yue Peak."

The man who held the bird neatly packed it up, it seemed that it was already getting late.

"Oh, thank you." You Chuiyun looked at the mountains in front of him and asked strangely: "The last stop can't be Moon Peak."

"Hey, Dapeng is fostering here today. Isn't this the last stop?"

"Okay, okay, it seems that I have to go up to the mountain for the night today. Fortunately, I brought a spiritual stone with me before going out."

Although the spiritual stone has no effect on You Chuiyun who has not practiced, it emits spiritual energy and has the effect of strengthening the body and clearing the mind for ordinary people. If it were not for reading the curse in the bookstore for several days, Yu Chuiyun really couldn't fall asleep, but he finally found that book of spells from the blind corners of countless books.

The man driving the Dapeng had a strange look on his face: "Are you going to stay overnight tonight?"

"Huh? What's the problem?"

"No, no, just go."

You Chuiyun walked towards the mountain in confusion, but when he looked back, he seemed to see the sneer on the man's face.

Um? No, something is fishy, ​​hiss, I feel something is wrong too, but something is wrong.

It wasn't until he got on the Hong Staircase and headed up the mountain quickly, with pavilions and pavilions in front of him, that Yu Chuiyun put the spirit stone on his forehead and suddenly felt a great excitement.

Although it is not an ordinary bustling city, it is still a popular street square.

You Chuiyun stood there in a daze. People walking after noticing Yu Chuiyun's gender also stood there in a daze. More and more people also stood there in a daze.

All of them are female, but the male one is particularly conspicuous here.

"It's over, it's over." You Chuiyun said in despair: "Article 25 of Chapter 10 of the Nantian Clan Rules, those who break into the female dormitory without permission will be severely punished depending on the circumstances. I have never been to Lan Yue Peak, but I have some memories. I didn’t take it seriously, how could I have known that I would suffer a big loss today!”

"Ahhhhh!" The sky above the square began to echo with shouts one after another.

Before You Chuiyun could come to his senses, and before he could even say a word of explanation, he was held down, tied up and carried to an unknown place.

These are not women, they are all heroines.

"It's unfair, it's unfair, ladies and gentlemen, do you believe me when I say I went to the wrong mountain? I just came here to borrow a place to stay, why don't I just leave?"

A man broke into Lanyue Peak, and the news spread like crazy on the mountain. What's more, they recognized that the man was actually Yuchui, the Shaozong of the shattered Yinxiao Sect who lived in Nantianmen. cloud!

"Tsk, tsk, I can't believe it, I can't believe that someone who looks gentle and polite turns out to be a beast in clothes."

"Hahaha, senior sister, his expression makes me laugh to death. Do you think he is really stupid and pretending to be stupid? How could he go to the wrong peak?"

"You're so stupid, sister. How can a pervert come up from the Rainbow Staircase to the middle of the square and throw himself into a trap? I think this young sect is really on the wrong track."

"This young master is truly a talented person."

"I heard that this young master is a mortal?"

"That's right. If the young sect wants to avoid being jealous, not practicing is not a good idea, but it is definitely effective."

"Quite a smart guy."

The chattering comments fell into the ears of You Chuiyun, who was about to cry but had no tears. He seemed to have vaguely seen the gentle, humble and gentlemanly image he had established collapse and fall.

I mess with whoever I want, I just want to have a good birthday.

"Hello, Shaozong. My name is Bai Qicai. I am on duty as supervisor today. We are going to send you to the law enforcement hall for processing." The leading woman said without emotion.

"Sister Bai, I'm wronged, why don't you set up a blockade at the foot of the mountain?"

"Set up a card? The entire sect knows that Lan Yue Peak is a place for women to sleep in. Who would have thought that you, the young sect, don't know?"

"Then where will Senior Sister Bai take me?"

"You Shaozong may have to spend the night facing the wall in the back mountain, waiting for Elder Tianming to deal with it."

You Chuiyun vomited three pounds of blood.

Just when You Chuiyun was despairing, even thinking about life and wondering what it would be like to bite his tongue and commit suicide, the savior appeared.

Just heard an exclamation from the crowd.

"Why are Senior Sister Wenren here? Doesn't she never like to join in the fun?"

"It's Wen Renzhuxiao, it's really her."

Wenren Zhuxiao has always spoken profoundly and simply, but he is a well-known Taoist idiot who is indifferent to many common things. How come he can see the grace of the senior sister today.

You Chuiyun secretly thought: Wen Renzhu laughs? Did she also come to see me and have fun?

The crowd moved out of the way. The senior sister Wen Renzhu smiled and walked over with her hands behind her back expressionlessly. She actually blocked the way of the supervision team and looked at the person who was held high.

Bai Qicai cupped her hands and said, "What's the matter with Senior Sister Wenren?"

Wenren Zhuxiao did not answer immediately. After carefully confirming that it was indeed You Chuiyun, he nodded to Bai Qicai and said, "This person is here to see me."

There was an uproar.

Bai Qicai couldn't believe her ears and said blankly: "Senior sister, what did you say? He - came to see you?"

"Exactly."

This is really exciting. If you think everyone is stupid, everyone is indeed stupid.

You Chuiyun was stupid anyway, and then he quickly woke up and shouted: "I'm here to find Senior Sister Wenren, let me go quickly, I didn't sneak into Lan Yue Peak, any fool who sneaks in will end up in the middle of the square ?Let me go."

Bai Qicai looked confused, but she couldn't figure out how Wenren Zhuxiao could be related to You Chuiyun.

"Now that Senior Sister Wenren has spoken..." She ordered You Chuiyun to be let go.

This farce ended like this. Wen Renzhu smiled and walked in front, You Chuiyun followed behind with her head lowered, and then the strange looks from the female disciples on both sides of the street seemed to have stripped You Chuiyun clean.

What kind of thing is this? There will definitely be rumors about what happened today, which can be nerve-wracking. He smiled helplessly and secretly glanced at Wen Ren Zhuxiao's back, wearing a tight-fitting blue dress and wet black hair. It seemed that he had just taken a shower and hurried over after hearing the news.

By the way, does it count as a blessing to Qi Tian to turn danger into safety this time? I think Wen Renzhuxiao has a good character. Well, a talented man and a beautiful woman are a perfect match. Yes, okay. I will have a good talk with Qi Tian when I get back. But what’s the age difference?

Two or three years old?

As he thought about it, You Chuiyun nodded at Wen Renzhu's smiling back.

"what's on your mind?"

"I'm thinking about a female college student holding a gold brick..."

"What?" Wenren Zhuxiao turned around and asked in confusion.

You Chuiyun immediately woke up and waved his hands: "No, no, I'm thinking about how to thank Senior Sister Wenren for saving her life today."

Wenren Zhuxiao shook his head slightly: "Too serious, why are you so far away from me, are you afraid that I will eat you?"

"Hahaha." You Chuiyun coughed three times and quickly ran up to walk side by side with Wenren Zhuxiao, saying: "Senior Sister's joke is not funny at all. I'm just afraid of this - rumors -"

Wenren Zhuxiao looked straight ahead and said: "Those who practice Taoism are the only ones who are wise."

"Good words, the best." You Chuiyun praised: "I will go back and talk about this word with Qi Tian."

Wenren Zhuxiao suddenly staggered.

"What's wrong?"

"fine."

You Chuiyun suppressed a smile, his heart was good and his heart was unique.