Everyone who heard Yun Chao reciting poems was dumbfounded.
Everyone could almost understand that Yun Chao was talking about snow.
But……
But……
Is this fucking poetry?
There are also seven-character quatrains. You didn’t check it yourself. How many words are there in each sentence?
The number of words is second, but the most important thing is that this thing is too watery, even worse than the limericks written by children in school!
Yun Chao saw everyone in a daze and smiled proudly: "Everyone, I actually wrote a poem years ago and gave it as a gift to Wu County Lieutenant. I will read it to you now and ask for your advice."
Yun Chao cleared his throat and continued: "From a distance, the pagoda looks dark. It's thin at the top and thick at the bottom. One day, if you turn it over, it will be thin at the bottom and thick at the top!"
A group of guests: "..."
Magistrate Sun: "..."
Miss Sun cried on the spot.
It ruins your outlook on life, isn’t it?
How can there be such vulgar knowledge in the world? You dare to show off this thing? Aren't you afraid of making people sick?
Seeing Sun Lihua shed tears, Magistrate Sun's concubine naturally did not think of the real reason. She thought it was because the girl was thin-skinned. After hearing what Yun Chao said before about the shameless things that Fusang people said, she was so embarrassed that she quickly tried to persuade her.
"Lihua, don't be like those stinky men below. Men are just like that. After drinking two ounces of cat urine, they don't care about anything. They dare to say any nasty things. Let's just pretend we didn't hear them, okay?"
Unexpectedly, it would have been better not to persuade her. The more she persuaded Sun Lihua, the more she cried.
How will future generations of idiot fans feel when their idols are shattered? This is how Miss Sun feels now.
I originally thought that Yun Chao was a great hero, and a great hero with outstanding literary talent.
Unexpectedly, the great hero turned into a rough guy.
This is just like the brainless fans of later generations who have been chasing celebrities for several years, but finally found out that their idol is an idiot, and they simply can't accept it!
Yun Chao didn't care whether others could bear it or not. Once he got drunk, Shi Xing couldn't stop him:
"The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and all traces of people are wiped out. The apes on both sides of the bank can't stop crying, and the frogs are startled!"
“I have worn out my iron shoes and found nowhere, but when I suddenly look back, I see that person in a dimly lit place.”
"Red hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing in the green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets ascended to the blue sky!"
"..."
In the conscience of heaven and earth, Yun Chao is definitely not trying to show off.
He wanted to stop Magistrate Sun from thinking about it.
After traveling to the Dawu Dynasty, Yun Chao never thought about becoming a cultural person and getting ahead by relying on the poems he knew in his previous life.
However, this idea was quickly rejected by him.
It's easy to copy a few poems, but it's difficult to keep pretending.
Once you become famous in poetry, trouble will follow.
Others know that you can write poetry, and they want you to write a few poems at every party. Should you write it or not?
If you don’t write, then you are just pretending to be a cultural person.
If people think you look down on him, who will play with you in the future?
Just write, sooner or later the secret will be revealed.
Therefore, it is simply not advisable to make one's debut by copying poems.
But anyone who does that will never make it to Level 3!
Literary men look down on each other. If you only know how to copy two poems and have no other abilities, you will be hacked sooner or later!
Therefore, Yun Chao used the excuse of drinking too much today and just made nonsense.
I'm just an uneducated rough guy who doesn't understand any big principles. Please be careful from now on and don't make anyone angry!
Later, during the Republic of China, why did some warlords, who were obviously very talented, pretend to be rough men, just to prepare themselves for sometimes playing second-hand?
As the saying goes, a gentleman can be bullied. Everyone thinks you are a good person, so they dare to bully you a few times. You are a good person anyway, and good people can't argue with villains, right?
Big Boss is different.
Don't talk about provoking him. It's good if he doesn't provoke you.
Yun Chao just wants to establish an image of a two-handed person. If people don't offend me, I still want to offend them. If people offend me, then you can think about it yourself!
Unfortunately, what Yun Chao didn't know was that his coquettish actions had completely broken the heart of a big girl.
The more Ms. Sun listened, the more uncomfortable she became, and the more she listened, the more painful she became. In the end, she couldn't hold it back anymore and cried loudly!
Sun Lihua cried so hard that everyone present was shocked.
Originally only Yun Chao's voice echoed downstairs and upstairs, but everyone heard Miss Sun's cry!
Not only the guests were stunned, but also Yun Chao, who seriously suspected that he had drunk too much, which caused the auditory hallucinations.
Others might not be able to tell, but Magistrate Sun immediately knew that it was his precious daughter who was crying.
Yun Er!
It's all your kid's fault!
No need to ask, it must have been the innocent and pure girl of mine who heard Yun Chao's dirty words about Matsushita Inoue before and couldn't help but burst into tears!
Magistrate Sun wanted to get angry and have Yun Chao, a prostitute who blatantly violated his daughter, be taken down.
But after thinking about it again, I still didn’t say anything.
If he remained silent, perhaps few people would know that it was his daughter who was crying upstairs.
Once he loses his temper, someone will definitely guess what happened.
And Yun Er, a second-rate man, can write so many crooked poems, which shows how vulgar he is. If he were to embarrass him in public, it would be strange if he didn't publicize the fact that his precious daughter was upstairs!
This is why Yun Chao wanted to disguise himself as a big boss, and it worked so quickly.
If Yun Chao had disguised himself as a polite and weak scholar, Magistrate Sun would have dealt with him long ago without even considering it!
Soon, Yun Chao also heard who was crying.
The artistic young woman is different from ordinary people. Even her cries have rhythm, which makes people feel comfortable.
Yun Chao was one of two older girls, and then I remembered that a literary young woman is a more elegant name, and there is another name for a demented literary woman!
Yun Chao really had no experience with the demented literary lady, so he couldn't really come up with a good poem to coax her, could he?
Although he complained that Magistrate Sun was causing trouble for him, Yun Chao decided to help him. After all, today was a good day for the opening of the Lion House, and Magistrate Sun could not be embarrassed.
"Everyone, I'm sorry. One of the cooks I invited is crying upstairs. She may have done something wrong and was reprimanded by the shopkeeper. Don't worry about it. Come on, come on. Let me toast you all!"
When Yun Chao said this, who would still hold on to him? Everyone laughed, and the matter was over.
Magistrate Sun quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
so close!
I thought that this boy Yun Er was going to tell his daughter out, but I didn't expect that this boy was a bit of a thief and covered up the matter.
Um……
wrong!
This guy is not a good guy. Who is his cook?
I dare to say that my daughter is your cook. What do you want? Are you planning some dirty idea?
However, both Magistrate Sun and Yun Chao were happy too early.
Things didn't go away at all.
Not only did the crying upstairs not stop, but it got louder and louder!
