The fat shopkeeper raised his head and said "Your mother" to his lips, but he swallowed it back.
The window on the second floor revealed a hibiscus jade face, a pair of charming big eyes that seemed to be able to speak, and a small cherry mouth that seemed to silently send out an invitation...
The fat shopkeeper was stunned on the spot.
The cervical vertebrae clicked and almost became dislocated.
Darling, how come there is such a beautiful woman in Qingyang County? Why have I never heard of her before?
Well, in the past, the fat shopkeeper had no shortage of women, so he was naturally not so horny. Even when he saw a beautiful woman, he didn't have such a big reaction.
Now it's no longer possible. All the women of the fat shopkeeper were killed by Xiao Derang and Bao Xu, leaving only an old and lustful wife who became crazy because of being humiliated many times.
So, when he first saw the beautiful Lady Wu, the fat shopkeeper's anti-human lust suddenly became restless.
Damn it, this little lady belongs to me!
While the fat shopkeeper was in a daze, Mrs. Wu had already come down from upstairs.
She accidentally hit a passerby on the head, so she naturally came down to apologize. The ancients were very particular about etiquette.
What's more, she was a woman from a small family and she didn't dare not apologize. Just the fat shopkeeper's outfit showed that she was not an ordinary person at a glance.
The class divisions in the Dawu Dynasty were even more severe than those in later generations. Once you offended someone you couldn't afford to offend, your life might be over.
As soon as Mrs. Wu came out, the fat shopkeeper's cervical vertebra was healed.
Not only my cervical vertebra has improved, but my eyesight has also improved.
The young woman in front of her is really beautiful. Her eyebrows are like willow leaves in early spring, often filled with sadness about rain and clouds; her face is like peach blossoms in March, hiding the charm of the moon. The slender waist makes the restrained swallows feel carefree; the sandalwood mouth is light, seducing bees and butterflies into chaos. The enchanting appearance of the jade is interpreted by the flowers, and the graceful appearance of the jade is fragrant...
I'm such a little girl, if I get this on the bed, I won't get tired of it for two years!
So, as soon as Madam Wu opened her mouth to apologize, the fat shopkeeper stretched out her hands: "Little Madam, it's no hurry, no hurry, get up quickly..."
The ancients were different from the people of later generations. The etiquette was very thoughtful. Usually, men would bow their hands or bow to each other while women would do the Wanfu salute.
Mrs. Wu just bent her knees slightly, and the fat shopkeeper reached out to help her.
At this time, Mrs. Wu was frightened. According to etiquette, when a woman salutes, a man cannot actually support her with his hands, he can only give her a virtual support.
The virtual support becomes the real support, either it is one's own man, or he is acting like a hooligan.
Seeing a smooth middle-aged fat man trying to take advantage of her, Mrs. Wu quickly stepped back, said something, then turned around and went into the house.
The fat shopkeeper was delighted, thinking that the young woman was hinting that he should follow her into the house.
So, the fat shopkeeper took a step forward and wanted to follow him.
However, as soon as I climbed the steps, I heard a bang, and the door was closed from the inside, and it almost hit my nose.
At this time, the fat shopkeeper was so angry that his nose was crooked.
You little lady, how dare you play tricks on me, I will make you unable to live or die!
The fat shopkeeper’s anti-social and anti-human character is really fucked up, and his desire for revenge is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
The more he can't get it, the more he wants to get it. Even if he can't get it, he will destroy it!
As soon as the fat shopkeeper rolled his eyes, a vicious plan emerged, and he turned around and entered a nearby teahouse.
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Sanshui Town, Wolong Village.
Brother Qiao Yun spoke for two hours.
He spoke so loudly that the crowd was mesmerized by it.
However, when he took a peek at Yun Chao, Brother Qiao Yun almost burst into tears.
There is still the shadow of Yun Chao everywhere. Brother Qiao Yun was so excited when he was talking just now that he didn't pay attention. He didn't know when Yun Chao had left.
In his two lifetimes, Yun Chao has never heard any wonderful stories. Although Brother Qiao Yun's story is not bad, it depends on who he compares with.
Compared with the famous storytelling masters in Yun Chao's previous life, it is simply not enough.
Brother Qiao Yun, a half-grown boy with no hair on his head, knows how much he knows. It's all just hearsay. It's okay to fool a bunch of uninformed villagers, but it's impossible to fool Yun Chao!
Now that the rightful owner, Yun Chao, is gone, what else can Brother Qiao Yun say?
As soon as he finished his work, he quickly went to find Yun Chao.
Yun Chao is eating.
Not only is he eating, but his family and his boys are all eating.
Before he could even enter, Brother Qiao Yun was stunned.
What does Yun Chao’s family eat? Why is it so delicious?
After entering the door, Brother Qiao Yun became even more confused.
A big basin of braised pork, a big basin of white rice, a big basin of fried bean sprouts, a big basket of white steamed buns...
Darling, is this something people eat?
I have never dreamed of it!
Yun Chao did not chase anyone away, but generously invited Brother Qiao Yun to eat with him.
Brother Qiao Yun originally wanted to be polite and show off his uniqueness.
However, the smell of the food was so tempting that he swallowed back the words that came to his lips.
What Brother Qiao Yun didn't know was that he did the right thing.
If he dared to refuse politely, Yun Chao would never let him go a second time.
Yun Chao doesn't have that much patience for a slippery kid.
Ever since he started telling stories to fool himself, Yun Chao was no longer prepared to keep him.
In later generations, there were people who recruited soldiers, specifically looking for honest and trustworthy people. Those cunning people, no matter how eloquent they were, would not accept them.
The same goes for Yun Chao, who is afraid that Brother Qiao Yun will lead all his boys into trouble.
Brother Qiao Yun, who was enjoying his meal, was still thinking about how to fool these idiots in the future, but he didn't know that Yun Chao had already rejected him.
On the second day, after Brother Qiao Yun had a delicious breakfast, he was just about to continue cheating, but Yun Chao never gave him a chance to speak again.
"Brother Qiao Yun, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and I have a holiday here. I can't keep you here, so you should go back now."
"ah?"
Brother Qiao Yun's words were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't react for a long time.
I originally thought that Yun Chao wanted to keep him because of the good food, drinks and hospitality, but who knew it would be like this.
No matter how cunning Brother Qiao Yun is, Yun Chao has issued an eviction order, so he can't stay any longer.
What's more, the two are not on the same level at all. Brother Qiao Yun wouldn't dare to cheat even if he wanted to.
He had heard that Yun Chao was not just an ordinary brat. He was not only the village leader of Wolong Village, but also the deputy inspector of Sanshui Town. He even killed bandits without blinking an eye!
Although he didn't know how high the deputy inspector was, Brother Qiao Yun knew that no matter how high the official was, he, a preserved fruit hawker, couldn't provoke him.
In desperation, Brother Qiao Yun had to say goodbye and leave.
Leaving is leaving, but Brother Qiao Yun left a mark in his heart for Yun Chao.
snort!
Yun, don't you want to take me in? I must let you know what regret is!
