Chapter 3 Who wants to swallow shit?

Style: Historical Author: massage doctorWords: 2205Update Time: 24/01/11 23:14:13
Just five or six meters away from the cloud, stood a gray thing with a long mouth, pointed ears, a thick and straight tail hanging down, and a pair of slanted triangular eyes, full of ferocity. And cunning!

"Get out now, or I'll chop you to death!"

Yun Chao waved the hatchet in his hand, his expression more ferocious than the wolf opposite him!

That's right, what appeared in front of Yun Chao was a wolf, a big bad wolf!

Yun Chao had seen wolves in his previous life, but it was only in a zoo. Even if those animals were locked in a cage, they would still wander around restlessly. At first glance, they were not kind creatures.

But now Yun Chao is facing a wild wolf. Looking at its half-missing ear and the scars on its face, you can tell that this is a beast with rich practical experience!

Let's just say, pie doesn't fall from the sky. Where did the hare hit the tree? If it wasn't being chased by the wolf, what was the hare doing hitting the tree?

Yun Chao regretted that his vigilance was too poor. This was not the peaceful heavenly country of his previous life. There were many wolves, insects, tigers and leopards!

Why so few villagers go to the north bank of Wolong Valley to open up wasteland is not because they are often attacked by wild beasts in the mountains.

If he had known that the hare was the prey of this gray wolf, Yun Chao would not know how to put it into his sack and snatch the food from the beast's mouth. Isn't this a fool's errand?

The matter has come to this, and there is no point in regretting it. Even if Yun Chao is willing to return the hare now, others may not agree.

A hare, no matter how fat it is, has so much meat, how can a piece of meat as big as mine be as satisfying to eat!

"Come on! Come on! Let's see if your head is stronger or my knife is sharper!"

Physically weak, Yun Chao could do nothing except look fierce and angry, hoping that the gray wolf on the opposite side would retreat.

However, I don't know whether Gray Wolf's IQ is too high and he has seen through Yun Chao's true colors, or whether he is too stupid and insists on fighting with him. No matter how hard he scares him, this guy just won't leave.

If I go, will there be any accomplices?

Yun Chao thought of the Liao Zhai story he had learned in his previous life. One wolf was in front to attract attention, and the other wolf circled behind to make a sneak attack.

If there really is another one, my life will really be at stake!

Thinking of this, Yun Chao didn't dare to continue. He wielded the hatchet and strode towards the gray wolf: "Beast, if you have the guts, don't run away. Let me chop you to death!"

Yun Chao cheered himself up in his heart, kill one to get enough, kill two to earn one, there is nothing to be afraid of, the worst is to travel back in time!

I don’t know whether it was Yun Chao’s momentum that scared the gray wolf, or whether the gray wolf didn’t want to fight desperately. When the distance between the two approached two meters, the gray wolf bared his teeth and growled, slowly taking a few steps back. Suddenly He leaned back, then turned and left.

Yun Chao did not dare to relax, and continued to shout fiercely and inwardly. He took two more steps forward. When he saw that the gray wolf showed no sign of coming back, he slowly backed away and did not stop until he felt the resistance behind him.

Leaning weakly against the big pine tree, Yun Chao could no longer hold on. If the gray wolf fought with him for a while longer, Yun Chao would be exhausted without fighting.

Even though his head felt dizzy and his body felt weak, Yun Chao still persisted and did not fall down.

It is said that wolves are very cunning. Who knows whether they will be able to kill them or not.

What's more, there may be danger behind you. Before you are sure that you are completely safe, you can't fall down!

Yun Chao secretly glanced behind him with his peripheral vision, trying to see if there was another gray wolf...

Well, no?

Are all fairy tales lies?

Well, Yun Chao has no masochistic tendencies. Since he can't find the legendary second gray wolf, Yun Chao doesn't plan to stay any longer. If the guy who ran away comes back again, he won't be able to leave if he wants to. Lost!

After repeatedly confirming that there were no suspicious creatures in his field of vision, Yun Chao finally made his way home.

How high-spirited you were when you came, how cautious you are when you go back.

It wasn't until he walked across the single-plank bridge and stepped on the land on the south bank of Wolong Valley that the heart Yun Chao was carrying finally settled into his stomach.

After huffing and puffing for a long time, Yun Chao finally calmed down and walked home.

"Hey, Yun Er is back. How are you? Did you catch any prey?"

"Haha, if he can catch the prey, the sun will come out from the west!"

"Yun Er, go back and rest quickly. You have a little wife to support you, why should you worry about it!"

"..."

Yun Chao originally didn't want to talk to the guys who were making fun of him, but these guys went too far. Their words became more and more unpleasant, and they actually said that he was a softie.

Well, if you eat soft rice, you should eat soft rice. As a person who has lived through modern society, I have not seen too many things about soft rice, so there is nothing to be angry about.

However, when a few guys saw that Yun Chao remained silent, they felt that it was not enough, so they simply came over.

"Yun Er, don't leave in a hurry. Let me see if the sacks are filled with rocks. If you can't catch the prey, just use a few rocks to show off!"

As he said that, a salty hand stretched out.

The hare was not killed, just knocked unconscious.

After being touched by the villagers' dirty hands, he woke up and immediately started to flutter.

As soon as the hare fluttered, the birds couldn't bear it, and they immediately started to scream.

This time, Yunchao's sack seemed to be alive, moving and screaming, so lively.

"this……"

All the villagers were shocked.

Who would have thought that Yun Er, who has always been a good eater and a lazy cook, would actually be able to catch prey!

"Yun...Yun Er, can we see what's in the sack?"

In fact, most of the villagers didn't have any bad intentions. They were just joking about Yun Chao to tease Menzi. After all, his predecessor had never done any good things and was not worthy of everyone's respect.

Even if there are people who are jealous, the villagers are too embarrassed to grab it in front of so many people.

However, driven by curiosity, everyone wanted to see what happened.

Before putting it into the sack, Yun Chao had tied the legs of the birds with straw ropes to prevent them from flying away.

Since everyone wants to see it, Yun Chao plans to satisfy their curiosity.

The current Yun Chao is no longer the former Yun Chao, and he is not ready to follow the old path of the original owner who hated people and dogs. If you want to live a good life, it is still necessary to have a good relationship with everyone.

So Yun Chao opened the sack...

"Wow, what a fat bunny!"

"It's still alive, how did you catch Yun Er?"

"Oh, there are so many birds, Yun Er, you are so good!"

"Yun Er, go home quickly. Your little wife will be very happy now!"

"By the way, who said before that Yun Er swallowed feces after he caught his prey?"

"No...not me, I...I'm not..."

"..."

Under the envious gazes of the villagers, Yun Chao strode home like a victorious general.

In fact, Yun Chao was feeling miserable.

I think back in those days, I would just move my fingers on my mobile phone and countless delicacies would be delivered to me. Now it is so difficult to even eat meat, and I even almost died from a wolf's kiss. It's really sad!